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WorldDestroyed
02-22-2009, 10:25 PM
somebody get this guy laid he sucks ass.

DRcube
02-22-2009, 10:27 PM
you talk tough internet man

moomoo
02-22-2009, 10:31 PM
THIS THREAD IS SO METAL

WhyTheLongFace
02-22-2009, 10:32 PM
Internet beef?
http://i39.tinypic.com/352kgsx.jpg

Ulcer
02-22-2009, 10:33 PM
hahaha. lamerz

steakeatingboss
02-22-2009, 10:37 PM
I'm not a fan of suprefan either. One live crew bitches.

Ill_Eagle
02-22-2009, 10:40 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-suspect-fail.jpg

heyeric
02-22-2009, 10:48 PM
GO! FIGHT! WIN!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2hwiLzOjm6M/RkdxRATgsSI/AAAAAAAABzU/xt9IN96IGuw/s320/195283341_dd8ca71a23_o.jpg

Ill_Eagle
02-22-2009, 11:01 PM
http://www.idmonsters.com/archives/images/GiantRobot.jpg

Ill_Eagle
02-22-2009, 11:03 PM
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z234/banzaiphotography/office2.gif

Monklish
02-22-2009, 11:38 PM
I'm not a fan of suprefan either. One live crew bitches.

I thought it was one lyfe crew, you freak?

Ill_Eagle
02-22-2009, 11:52 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-immigrant-cat-reflects-on-life-with-no-cheeseburgers.jpg

Xenocide
02-23-2009, 03:44 AM
wait, i thought that Monklish wasn't the real Suprefan... now i'm confused...


until i have reason to believe otherwise, every poster on this board is actually Randy...

Monklish
02-23-2009, 03:45 AM
Monklish is Monklish. It's actually Suprefan that's a Randy alias.

FACE

tHEdARKsIDE
02-23-2009, 03:54 AM
this is why i like you so much better than MJA... :)




wait, you're not MJA too are you?:emo

Monklish
02-23-2009, 03:56 AM
I can't answer that question at this point in time. But I should think the comparative hilarities involved (myself being the funniest thing alive, MJA being good for an occasional chortle), well... the lulz speak for themselves, gentlemen.

Grimlock
02-23-2009, 04:02 AM
mE gRiMlOcK eAtS tHiS tHrEaD!!!

malcolmjamalawesome
02-23-2009, 04:56 AM
I can't answer that question at this point in time. But I should think the comparative hilarities involved (myself being the funniest thing alive, MJA being good for an occasional chortle), well... the lulz speak for themselves, gentlemen.

Don't let them tear us apart. Remember, I have a premium subscription to your blog.

All Your Base
02-23-2009, 05:37 AM
I can't answer that question at this point in time. But I should think the comparative hilarities involved (myself being the funniest thing alive, MJA being good for an occasional chortle), well... the lulz speak for themselves, gentlemen.

Chortle. Teehee...

chairmenmeow47
02-23-2009, 07:38 AM
somebody get this guy laid he sucks ass.

i can provide my services :p

Genedefekt
02-23-2009, 08:20 AM
i can provide my services :p

I've been in line for a while now, so let me know when I'm up to bat.

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 08:22 AM
Why don't you take some more lithium worlddestroyed or a diet coke, some caffeine might get you out of this slump.

slurpee
02-23-2009, 08:38 AM
Monklish provides hours of entertainment. This thread is a prime example.

Thank you Monklish.

Monklish
02-23-2009, 08:43 AM
This is the week of people starting threads to try and rally support against the funny, handsome, and debonair members of the board only to get it crammed down their fucking throats by an overwhelming show of support from our devoted audience.

Err, I mean, friends. =)

redthreat
02-23-2009, 08:57 AM
This is the week of people starting threads to try and rally support against the funny, handsome, and debonair members of the board only to get it crammed down their fucking throats by an overwhelming show of support from our devoted audience.

Err, I mean, friends. =)

you take so many things way too seriously.

malcolmjamalawesome
02-23-2009, 08:58 AM
How dare you insult a fellow blogger, redthreat

Bud Luster
02-23-2009, 09:03 AM
you take so many things way too seriously.

yup, everything here points to extreme seriousness. I get it now.

Drewski27
02-23-2009, 09:14 AM
MJA and monklish should get their own internet show. i would def watch that.

Blinken
02-23-2009, 09:51 AM
How is this a rumor? I thought it was already confirmed.

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 09:54 AM
MJA spoken word on the outdoor stage.

redthreat
02-23-2009, 10:01 AM
How dare you insult a fellow blogger, redthreat

haha. no insults. this thread is just giving me a headache.

we all need something to talk about other than people/stuff sucking.

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 10:05 AM
haha. no insults. this thread is just giving me a headache.

we all need something to talk about other than people/stuff sucking.

Really? I was going to say we should start another "killers suck" threads. There aren't enough of those.

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 10:05 AM
thread*

captncrzy
02-23-2009, 10:29 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/h8YB9nUxMgi7o8zgJfxccpEgo1_500.jpg

sin213
02-23-2009, 10:34 AM
lol...those kids are soooo not gangsta...

Ill_Eagle
02-23-2009, 11:20 AM
That picture makes this thread overflow with WIN.

Monklish
02-23-2009, 11:21 AM
You should be punched in the face for your avatar, lll.

Ill_Eagle
02-23-2009, 11:25 AM
Oh hell fuckin no man. I love that guy!

Drknowph
02-23-2009, 12:25 PM
:bump

Ill_Eagle
02-23-2009, 12:50 PM
TGTJSorTQvw

Trudeau
02-23-2009, 02:58 PM
The Monklish on this forum is not the Alisha who writes monklish.blogspot.com.

Alisha is not suprefan.

monklish.blogspot.com has 75% accuracy in prediction.

You all suck, except the guy who posted the Ari Gold video, because Entourage is brilliant.

Monklish
02-23-2009, 03:05 PM
My name is not Alisha, thank you very much.

And it's Mr. Jones to you.

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 03:06 PM
lulz

obzen
02-23-2009, 03:10 PM
The Monklish on this forum is not the Alisha who writes monklish.blogspot.com.
Alisha is not suprefan.


FTW

Monklish
02-23-2009, 03:19 PM
Prove it, fuckos.

obzen
02-23-2009, 03:22 PM
:poo:poo
:poo:poo
:poo:poo
:poo:poo
:poo:poo
:poo:poo
:poo:poo
:poo:poo
:poo:poo






aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!:thu

Trudeau
02-23-2009, 03:28 PM
She posted it on her blog. Enough said.

Monklish
02-23-2009, 03:31 PM
So because I posted a denial on my blog that's "enough said?"




Fooled you again, suckas.

obzen
02-23-2009, 03:34 PM
pathetic:nono



funny:)




but,pathetic:nono

suprefan
02-23-2009, 03:37 PM
I'm not a fan of suprefan either. One live crew bitches.


wat

suprefan
02-23-2009, 03:38 PM
The Monklish on this forum is not the Alisha who writes monklish.blogspot.com.

Alisha is not suprefan.

monklish.blogspot.com has 75% accuracy in prediction.

You all suck, except the guy who posted the Ari Gold video, because Entourage is brilliant.



You all have issues, the internetz is serious bizness

Monklish
02-23-2009, 03:40 PM
You all have issues, the internetz is serious bizness

We have issues? Aren't you the one that went around claiming to be the author of my blog to have some secret internet cred amongst board the dorky board members you let in on the secret?

Don't ever try and take credit for my work again.

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 03:42 PM
this thread makes me lol

obzen
02-23-2009, 03:47 PM
suprefan and "monklish" perpin like theyre two different entities-shite.

:poo

Ill_Eagle
02-23-2009, 03:48 PM
lulz



this thread makes me lol



Obviously no one gives a shit. Give it a rest.

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 03:51 PM
Or what taaaaaf guy?

obzen
02-23-2009, 04:05 PM
i know,who the fuck is this cock!?:2c

BlackSwan
02-23-2009, 04:11 PM
Your post wasn't even worth 2 cents.

Ill_Eagle
02-23-2009, 04:13 PM
Or what taaaaaf guy?

My vaginas pulsating with anger. Watch out bitch.

obzen
02-23-2009, 05:42 PM
Your post wasn't even worth 2 cents.
fool,that shit was like money in the bank
(something your cheap ass dont have-thats why you aint going to Coachella this year)


the same cant be said about that avatar:2c



that shits booboo:2c



:lool

Ill_Eagle
02-23-2009, 05:55 PM
is confused.

WorldDestroyed
02-23-2009, 08:22 PM
You should be punched in the face for your avatar, lll.

Right after I smash yours with my misericorde.

Glass houses asshole!

Drewski27
02-23-2009, 08:41 PM
CAGEFIGHT!!!!!!!
motherfuckers to the death.

agentapplejuice
02-23-2009, 09:42 PM
there's like 8 different sub-fights going on here.
this is hilarious

BROKENDOLL
02-23-2009, 09:50 PM
You should be punched in the face for your avatar, lll.


Right after I smash yours with my misericorde.

Glass houses asshole! Anyone else up for some popcorn before the show starts?

opiateruby
02-23-2009, 10:43 PM
Monklish looks like a pretty big pussy to me. I think you can easily take him World Destroyed.

luckyface
02-23-2009, 10:53 PM
Does he look like a racist?

WorldDestroyed
02-23-2009, 11:00 PM
Monklish looks like a pretty big pussy to me. I think you can easily take him World Destroyed.


Fuck you. Every time someone puts you in your place you cry lawsuit.

Eat a diseased turd and changed your pissed jeans.

\world destroyed/

Monklish
02-23-2009, 11:12 PM
The land of black jeans, huh? Like, girl jeans? Some little black hip-huggers or something, World?

WorldDestroyed
02-23-2009, 11:25 PM
No, dude, tight jeans are reserved for fags in derby hats that take pictures in black and white.

this is the pain. hungarian minor & atonal locrian scale pain!

http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/world_destroyed/ozzy.jpg

Monklish
02-23-2009, 11:28 PM
No, dude, tight jeans are reserved for fags in derby hats that take pictures in black and white.

this is the pain. hungarian minor & atonal locrian scale pain!

http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/world_destroyed/ozzy.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G4YbwQmQUTY/R9Syyx1yhJI/AAAAAAAAATI/3lZsP8ngN7Y/s400/eric_stoltz_mask.jpg

WorldDestroyed
02-23-2009, 11:31 PM
http://coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=13684&dateline=1233436460

http://pro.corbis.com/images/BE060027.jpg?size=67&uid=%7BF8839C07-C58F-4837-BB1E-9057A04E3A11%7D

Gribbz
02-23-2009, 11:32 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G4YbwQmQUTY/R9Syyx1yhJI/AAAAAAAAATI/3lZsP8ngN7Y/s400/eric_stoltz_mask.jpg

HHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHA.

Touche.

mattpach
02-23-2009, 11:39 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G4YbwQmQUTY/R9Syyx1yhJI/AAAAAAAAATI/3lZsP8ngN7Y/s400/eric_stoltz_mask.jpg
:rotfl
:pulse

WorldDestroyed
02-23-2009, 11:41 PM
:rotfl
:pulse


20 bucks that dude cant play a jackson hollow body till it catches fire!

Monklish
02-23-2009, 11:42 PM
... is dude for real? Dude can't be for real.

Also, please post more examples of fat people in hats I look like. make them more insulting please.

WorldDestroyed
02-23-2009, 11:45 PM
... is dude for real? Dude can't be for real.

Also, please post more examples of fat people in hats I look like. make them more insulting please.

http://www.healthbolt.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/propaganda_quiet.jpg

Monklish
02-23-2009, 11:48 PM
So how is 1988 treating you anyway?

WorldDestroyed
02-23-2009, 11:53 PM
So how is 1988 treating you anyway?

http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/SixtiesSeventies/Images/ZoroFatGuy.jpg


Dude, 1988 weeded out the poseurs. Fuck you frenchie.

RedThom
02-23-2009, 11:56 PM
[IMG]
Dude, 1988 weeded out the poseurs. Fuck you frenchie.

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PassiveTheory
02-23-2009, 11:58 PM
Dude, 1988 weeded out the poseurs. Fuck you frenchie.

Fo' sho.

http://koreanroc.com/zboard/data/forum_news/1988_small.jpg

PLURallovermyface
02-24-2009, 12:01 AM
Why don't you take some more lithium worlddestroyed or a diet coke, some caffeine might get you out of this slump.

hehehe... i love you and all Bale references...


MJA and monklish should get their own internet show. i would def watch that.

isn't that what this thread is?



MJA spoken word on the outdoor stage.

wow... MJA standing there saying "This sucks" and "Who the fuck is Macca?"... yawn.

Randy's 'guest appearance' could include him saying "Roger Waters is nothing but a fucking light show, fuck this..." and then he leaves and stares at the moving spotlights for 3 hours saying it's the greatest thing he's ever seen...

:rolleyes

Gribbz
02-24-2009, 12:05 AM
Wow. This is some serious business.

darkjustice
02-24-2009, 12:13 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Monklish
02-24-2009, 12:38 AM
Randy's 'guest appearance' could include him saying "Roger Waters is nothing but a fucking light show, fuck this..." and then he leaves and stares at the moving spotlights for 3 hours saying it's the greatest thing he's ever seen...

:rolleyes

Coachella's lightshow was 1000 times better than that fucking charade on the main stage.

paganman7
02-24-2009, 05:23 AM
This...is...awesome!


In all fairness, I think Supre's lost a bit of weight since that picture was taken.

obzen
02-24-2009, 06:35 AM
http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/world_destroyed/ozzy.jpg

thats chill,WD's got the Metal Stance down



(i hold one arm)

WorldDestroyed
02-24-2009, 08:05 AM
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Hey Redthom, I was thinking something more along the lines of...

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redthreat
02-24-2009, 08:18 AM
SUPER WEAK. ALL OF IT.

Drknowph
02-24-2009, 08:23 AM
Is monklish a guy or girl?

obzen
02-24-2009, 08:32 AM
the REAL real Monklish is,yes.

Drknowph
02-24-2009, 08:37 AM
A girl?

Trudeau
02-24-2009, 08:40 AM
Monklish.blogspot.com is published by a woman.

Drknowph
02-24-2009, 08:43 AM
Has anyone ever seen a picture of this person(monklish)?

paganman7
02-24-2009, 08:48 AM
This is just painful.

Gribbz
02-24-2009, 08:53 AM
This is just painful.

I think we are in the same boat.

"Wait who is this monklish?"

"Yeah, but who's the REAL monklish?"



I AM THE REAL MONKLISH.

PassiveTheory
02-24-2009, 09:04 AM
I AM SPARTACUS.

captncrzy
02-24-2009, 09:09 AM
Jesus, you'll never get it. Just give up.

jonnypark
02-24-2009, 09:25 AM
Jesus gets it.

BROKENDOLL
02-24-2009, 09:44 AM
Coachella's lightshow was 1000 times better than that fucking charade on the main stage. That's it! That's what's missing in this thread! A lightshow!


This is just painful. Here, paganman7, I'll share my popcorn and jujubees with you while we sit back and watch.

BROKENDOLL
02-24-2009, 09:51 AM
No, dude, tight jeans are reserved for fags in derby hats that take pictures in black and white.

this is the pain. hungarian minor & atonal locrian scale pain!

http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/world_destroyed/ozzy.jpg
I'd like to inquire about the black and white "post-rehab" tat of Ozzy..."Shaaaaronnnnn!"

redthreat
02-24-2009, 11:59 AM
is that an ozzy osbourne tat?

James
02-24-2009, 12:07 PM
I think it's a monklish tat.

stinkbutt
02-24-2009, 12:39 PM
is that an ozzy osbourne tat?

2 of them actually

BROKENDOLL
02-24-2009, 01:02 PM
is that an ozzy osbourne tat? May as well of had a cauliflower or brocolli tatted on his arm. A vegetable is a vegetable. (I like Ozzy, but, c'mon...He's a walking drug abuse poster child these days.)

zajaa
02-24-2009, 01:52 PM
i love sabbath, but by today's metal standards they don't seem really that scary or evil or badass anymore, so the accompanying tough-guy pose just looks ludicrous. and by the way, did a fucking seven year old do those tattoos?

WorldDestroyed
02-24-2009, 02:25 PM
i love sabbath, but by today's metal standards they don't seem really that scary or evil or badass anymore, so the accompanying tough-guy pose just looks ludicrous. and by the way, did a fucking seven year old do those tattoos?

Dude, you speak blasphemous tones.

Naw, my friend Stig did the ink. He lives in Long Beach.

greghead
02-24-2009, 02:33 PM
i love sabbath, but by today's metal standards they don't seem really that scary or evil or badass anymore, so the accompanying tough-guy pose just looks ludicrous. and by the way, did a fucking seven year old do those tattoos?

Agreed. But in their prime Sabbath would have destroyed any of today's metal. Ever notice how contemporary metal bands turn into giggling teenage girls in the presence of Tony Iommi. Yeah, real fucking scary and tough, they are

sydaud
02-24-2009, 03:02 PM
this is the pain. hungarian minor & atonal locrian scale pain!



But no pentatonic scales? I knew something was missing. Back to the woodshed and back to the basics!!!

obzen
02-24-2009, 03:23 PM
pentatonic scales are boring-
its all about Jazz and Spanish/Gypsy scales!!


engulfed in distortion!! :afu

Jesus Christ
02-24-2009, 06:43 PM
Jesus, you'll never get it. Just give up.

Watch out for lightning bolts.


Jesus gets it.

Thank you my son.

captncrzy
02-24-2009, 07:16 PM
Jesus, I was taking your name in vain. Not actually talking to you. Only nutjobs do that.

paganman7
02-25-2009, 06:11 AM
I have jesus on ignore.

BROKENDOLL
02-25-2009, 06:23 AM
I have jesus on ignore. And like half the board here, Jesus has me on ignore!

paganman7
02-25-2009, 06:26 AM
And like half the board here, Jesus has me on ignore!


No worries homie. At least you don't wear shit ass fedora.

Xenocide
02-27-2009, 12:46 AM
i'm jealous of how Randy has almost fucked all the chicks on this board...

BROKENDOLL
02-27-2009, 01:14 AM
i'm jealous of how Randy has almost fucked all the chicks on this board...

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/chicken_20fuck.jpg

Drewski27
02-27-2009, 08:34 PM
hilarious.

Monklish
02-27-2009, 08:36 PM
i'm jealous of how Randy has almost fucked all the chicks on this board...

I don't know what you're talking about. How do Ivy and Psychic Friend compromise almost all the chicks on the board?

=)

DruggyFestivalGuy
02-27-2009, 08:37 PM
You mean "comprise"

Monklish
02-27-2009, 08:38 PM
You try typing when you've had 80 mg of Valium.

Gribbz
02-27-2009, 08:39 PM
You mean "comprise"


You try typing when you've had 80 mg of Valium.

Look who you're talking to.

Gribbz
02-27-2009, 08:39 PM
You know you're fucked up when DruggyFestivalGuy corrects you.

DruggyFestivalGuy
02-27-2009, 08:40 PM
It should be noted that I'm not a druggy guy who goes to festivals, but rather a guy who goes to druggy festivals.

obzen
02-27-2009, 08:41 PM
You try typing when you've had 80 mg of Valium.

you stupid fuck

Gribbz
02-27-2009, 08:41 PM
It should be noted that I'm not a druggy guy who goes to festivals, but rather a guy who goes to druggy festivals.

Glad you clarified.

malcolmjamalawesome
02-27-2009, 08:43 PM
Does he mean festivals FOR druggies or festivals that ARE druggy?

Gribbz
02-27-2009, 08:44 PM
Both I hope.

biggfoot17
02-28-2009, 07:04 PM
kalifornia is druggy druggy druggy druggy

Drewski27
03-01-2009, 01:06 AM
this is awesome.

DruggyFestivalGuy
03-01-2009, 07:54 AM
I go to druggy festivals that are packed with druggies and also am, myself, a druggy.

Further, I am a guy.

Drewski27
03-01-2009, 10:15 AM
I am a guy.

thats some deep shit.

weeklymix
03-01-2009, 02:54 PM
I go to druggy festivals that are packed with druggies and also am, myself, a druggy.

Further, I am a guy.

i will now refer to you simply as "the guy."

TheGunner'sDream
03-01-2009, 03:05 PM
fuck all of you!

Gribbz
03-01-2009, 03:06 PM
Whoa, whoa... CALM.

You sound like you need some drugs.

TheGunner'sDream
03-01-2009, 03:10 PM
I do actually. What would you recommend?

frozen pilgrim
03-01-2009, 03:10 PM
you know what cool people do? valium. yup, truly cool people knock back painkillers. all the most intelligent, artistic, productive people in history have been big on benzos and opiates. ALL OF THEM.

heroin is awesome, if you don't do heroin, you're a mamma's boy

TheGunner'sDream
03-01-2009, 03:13 PM
Well im trying to be cool so ill heroin a shot. Its not addictive is it?

frozen pilgrim
03-01-2009, 03:23 PM
nope.

MichaelDominick
03-01-2009, 03:36 PM
love this thread, thanks

Brokendoll, any popcorn left?

Leeartlee
03-01-2009, 05:21 PM
Do you guys think I can find some drugs at Coachella? I've heard drugs make anything funner.

cooperb1
03-01-2009, 05:26 PM
love this thread, thanks

Brokendoll, any popcorn left? here you go http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd312/hollograd/WTE/popcorn.jpg

obzen
03-01-2009, 09:04 PM
try DMT.

Drknowph
03-01-2009, 09:57 PM
2cb

frozen pilgrim
03-01-2009, 10:03 PM
the longest-lasting drug I've ever done was 2,4, dimethoxy-5-iodoamphetamine (+uncut MDA).

that had me going with unshakeable visuals for almost three days. heh... four hits of DOI and a roll or three and you'll be up from friday morning-sunday night tripping out non stop.

although for the record, I haven't touched serotonergic drugs in two years.

BROKENDOLL
03-01-2009, 10:08 PM
love this thread, thanks

Brokendoll, any popcorn left? Let me check. Will you settle for some beer and hard boiled eggs instead?

here you go http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd312/hollograd/WTE/popcorn.jpg Well, would you look at that! cooper1 pulls through with the goods! Nothing like a little popcorn, hard boiled eggs, and beer to get ready to rumble, I always say!:rolleyes


Do you guys think I can find some drugs at Coachella? I've heard drugs make anything funner. Funner? Wait. BRB...Well, I'll be damned... http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/30-Make_it_Funner_www_cute-pictures.jpg What will they think of next?

Drewski27
03-03-2009, 10:52 AM
this is amazing. where can i make a purchase of these?

zajaa
03-03-2009, 11:05 AM
valium aint a painkiller duhz

Harrisment
03-03-2009, 11:29 AM
you know what cool people do? valium. yup, truly cool people knock back painkillers.

Valium isn't a painkiller dipshit.

obzen
03-03-2009, 12:07 PM
muscle relaxers,downers

frozen pilgrim
03-03-2009, 12:22 PM
Valium isn't a painkiller dipshit.

excuse me?

obzen
03-03-2009, 12:23 PM
:yyablo

Leeartlee
03-03-2009, 12:23 PM
excuse me?

No, it's a GABA inducer

frozen pilgrim
03-03-2009, 12:27 PM
I know what the fuck it is.

jesus christ.

this thread is so full of stupid it hurts.

obzen
03-03-2009, 12:29 PM
take a pain-killer:)

frozen pilgrim
03-03-2009, 12:34 PM
*grudging high-five*

zajaa
03-03-2009, 12:37 PM
Valium isn't a painkiller dipshit.

stop copying me.


mooooom

Drewski27
03-03-2009, 01:09 PM
XANAX!!!! thats some real shit.

obzen
03-03-2009, 02:10 PM
youll be fuckin in no time!!

DruggyFestivalGuy
03-03-2009, 02:11 PM
Valium.

Drewski27
03-03-2009, 08:58 PM
PCP

obzen
03-03-2009, 09:23 PM
DMT

Leeartlee
03-04-2009, 07:09 AM
Your Mom

Drewski27
03-04-2009, 09:24 AM
ouch.

Drewski27
03-04-2009, 10:16 AM
i hear snorting advil is pretty hardcore these days.

obzen
03-04-2009, 10:17 AM
hurtin?
take a pain-killer:)

redthreat
03-04-2009, 10:32 AM
Valium isn't a painkiller dipshit.

It's a way of life mannnnn

Ill_Eagle
03-04-2009, 10:41 AM
It's a way of life mannnnn

WIN.

Monklish
03-04-2009, 11:13 AM
And with the arrival of FrozenPilgram, so vanishes any remotely interesting content to the thread. Good work, douchebag.

Leeartlee
03-04-2009, 11:18 AM
This board wouldn't operate without the love and support of douchebags. Du-uh

Drewski27
03-04-2009, 12:43 PM
take yourself for instance monklish

obzen
03-04-2009, 01:23 PM
:laughyou

Boourns
03-04-2009, 01:38 PM
Some random comment monkey on monklish:

insider said...

It's not MJ...

U2 will be announced 3/9/09 along with Murder City Devils, Basement Jaxx, Etienne De Crecy and Sunny In Philadelphia Live. Mark it down.

March 4, 2009 10:28 AM

Blinken
03-04-2009, 01:40 PM
Sunny in Philadelphia Live better be true, they are doing the Trobadour the Friday before Coachella.

dorkfish
03-04-2009, 01:41 PM
I thought this thread was about drugs?

Cherita Chen
03-04-2009, 01:41 PM
please no U2

Blinken
03-04-2009, 01:42 PM
Always Sunny Live>>>>>>>>>>>U2>>>>>The Killers.

Cherita Chen
03-04-2009, 01:43 PM
My fist>>>your face

humanoid
03-04-2009, 01:44 PM
what would Always Sunny Live consist of?

Blinken
03-04-2009, 01:45 PM
The Dayman musical. :D
(Plus in a couple episodes at the end the cast is signing random acapella songs and they have great voices)

humanoid
03-04-2009, 01:47 PM
I've never seen the musical...actually only caught about 5 episodes total

frozen pilgrim
03-04-2009, 02:53 PM
And with the arrival of FrozenPilgram, so vanishes any remotely interesting content to the thread. Good work, douchebag.

I can barely feel the hate from you these days, man. either give it up, or STEP it up.

<3

obzen
03-04-2009, 03:47 PM
monklish is getting his ass torn in the floridian chicken head thread by zajaa:bump

algunz
03-04-2009, 03:49 PM
monklish is getting his ass torn in the floridian chicken head thread by zajaa:bump

Really obzen, that's an ass ripping? I'll bet your dad only took a wooden spoon to your end.

Wheres the beef?
03-04-2009, 03:49 PM
Really obzen, that's an ass ripping? I'll bet your dad only took a wooden spoon to your end.

More ass pics plz

obzen
03-04-2009, 03:54 PM
Really obzen, that's an ass ripping? I'll bet your dad only took a wooden spoon to your end.

i know-im doing too much:nono

algunz
03-04-2009, 03:57 PM
More ass pics plz

Nope, I learned my lesson. People are apparently offended by my ass pics. I have a complex now. I'd rather not talk about it.

Harrisment
03-04-2009, 05:08 PM
Well not that there is any credibility behind this, but this is the rumors section.

This is a comment that someone left on Monklish's blog yesterday.
-------------------------------------------

Balaam said...

Bwahahaha!

I now know the big add(s?) but I'm not going to spoil the surprise(s?). There definitely will be EXCITEMENT, and it is indeed coming soon.

I would suggest buying your tickets now if you're on the fence... ;)

March 3, 2009 11:39 AM

humanoid
03-04-2009, 05:11 PM
Nope, I learned my lesson. People are apparently offended by my ass pics. I have a complex now. I'd rather not talk about it.

if it helps with complex, I didn't find it offensive

Harrisment
03-04-2009, 05:11 PM
excuse me?

Was just adding to the pile of shit that this thread is. I still love you pilgrim. Anyone with a Hugh Laurie avatar is a friend of mine. :)

redthreat
03-04-2009, 06:02 PM
Was just adding to the pile of shit that this thread is. I still love you pilgrim. Anyone with a Hugh Laurie avatar is a friend of mine. :)

i'm surprised this thread is still alive really.

xxbr00talxx
03-04-2009, 06:39 PM
:rotfl
pathetic:nono



funny:)




but,pathetic:nono

WorldDestroyed
03-04-2009, 07:41 PM
yep, monklish is still a piece of shite.

Wheres the beef?
03-05-2009, 09:52 AM
Nope, I learned my lesson. People are apparently offended by my ass pics. I have a complex now. I'd rather not talk about it.

I was gonna say "Nice place you got there." In response to the ass pic but by the time I got around to it, it was like 2 pages back.

captncrzy
03-11-2009, 12:57 PM
HAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Monklish said...
@anon727: The short version of this is "fuck off", so you can feel free to read further, but trust me that the undertone of the entire below text is "hey anon727, fuck off".

First off, a lot of you are absolutely terrible when it comes to compelling argument skills: "Hey fuck you dumb twat, answer the following questions that I desire information about!" "Hey you stupid cunt piece of shit fraud, what about the White Stripes playing, fraud?"

Secondly, about a dozen of you e-mailed me regularly, and based on your kind correspondences, I know at least some of you were decent people via email. As stupid as I am, I left this thing allowing anonymous posting, because I know that it's annoying to register for an account just to post a comment on a blog. However, a bunch you assholes have made me regret that constantly.

Thirdly, when I started this a couple years ago, it was more fun to post little comments on BrooklynVegan about Kraftwerk and Prince and other bands that I were playing. People complained that it was too vague. So this year, I made a blog and posted a list of bands that I was guaranteeing would play. My list was longer and more accurate than any list that any rival site or the message board itself could compile. More than 92% of my bands are currently on the lineup (excluding Lucent Dossier, but we all know the Do Lab will be present). And in spite of as abundantly clear as I made it that I wasn't guaranteeing anything below that list, for every other band that I listed as possibilities or rumors, people constantly got too hopeful or angry at me for daring to make an alphabetical list of bands that I'd heard mentioned as possibilities. Even with my guarantees, people e-mailed me saying "You said that the Chemical Brothers were playing, I was planning to travel from South America, where are they?" as if I was to be held accountable for the final lineup. (time out, fuck off anon727. game on.) So I went back to the non-blunt approach to not make it so critically important to hold me accountable for anything related to the lineup. Some asshole started posting as me on the Coachella board (I suppose to thank me for deleting all his personal information and his boss's telephone number that was posted on this site by whoever in the comments), I left the front page vaguely blank (it was about U2, that fell through/was never true (probably) awhile ago, I commented on that--awhile ago). I would try to answer questions when I could in my comments section, but I wasn't going to say "The Chemical Brothers are playing", though I made it feel painfully obvious that I said that they were. I even made it very clear that it was going to be a DJ-set. If people emailed me and asked "Are the Chemical Brothers playing?" I would say "Yes" or "Sounds like they're still on board".

Lastly, to answer your question, the Chemical Brothers replaced Amy Winehouse. Not technically, but that's how it will look on the poster. There won't be any adds to replace her. There still might be a few additions left, but none will be of the caliber that most of you are desiring. Anon619 is more than likely spouting the rumor of a "UK addition" such as a smaller tier act like The Whip as if it were fact. It's not, yet.

To the one or two people who actually read this, if you're on that message board, please relay to that guy posting as me that I don't appreciate his douchebaggery. Anon727, continue to fuck off.

Also, I'm sorry to a lot of you that wanted Coachella to be personally better for yourselves. It wasn't my doing. I was pulling for a few of you (rene comes to mind) to find out that acts you wanted were on the lineup or additions.

March 9, 2009 8:53 PM


















Anonymous said...
Just because I think you should better understand this, the "guy posting as Monklish" on the Coachella Boards is in no way trying to impersonate you.

His real name is Randy, and this is his third new board account, and between the 3 accounts he is actually the board's biggest poster. (Somewhere upwards of 20,000 posts). The account name is just a joke, a bit of an inside joke really, and actually has not much to do with you or with this blog. It's his sense of humor to play off a big deal like this in regards to the board, and he still jokingly "impersonates" you to all of the lurkers, but it's all just good-natured kidding, so just don't take it too seriously.

As for all of these scary Anonymous comments, yeah, it's the internet, don't take them too seriously either.

March 10, 2009 12:19 PM

chairmenmeow47
03-11-2009, 01:02 PM
wow, that post makes me so happy to have a real life.

Monklish
03-11-2009, 01:11 PM
I do not have upwards of 20,000 posts, and for the record I DO post at monklish.blogspot.com.

Also, I am a pedophile.

obzen
03-11-2009, 01:17 PM
fake vans & shit
lolZ-

get some new kicks!!!



...'monklish'

captncrzy
03-11-2009, 01:30 PM
I'd give my front teeth to know who posted that second post.

humanoid
03-11-2009, 01:32 PM
wow, that post makes me so happy to have a real life.

seriously, no kidding huh??

Monklish
03-11-2009, 01:32 PM
Also I don't see how it's possibly an "inside joke." i would reply to that person as Monklish on the blog comments, but I don't want to dignify them.

Leeartlee
03-11-2009, 01:34 PM
edit

BlackSwan
03-11-2009, 03:05 PM
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/30/whatyourcybermatemayreallylooklike.jpg

dorkfish
03-11-2009, 03:08 PM
what a surprisingly clean floor and bathroom.

anti-square
03-11-2009, 03:10 PM
Shouldn't that be considered NSWF? That's the equivalent skin surface of seven nude chicks.

BlackSwan
03-11-2009, 03:12 PM
what a surprisingly clean floor and bathroom.

It's probably his mom's house.

Blinken
03-11-2009, 03:15 PM
How has that chair not collapsed under the weight?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-11-2009, 03:43 PM
wow...this page is all over the place.

anti-square
03-11-2009, 03:49 PM
wow, that post makes me so happy to have a real life.

Is this aimed at your bf? Haha

chairmenmeow47
03-11-2009, 03:56 PM
Is this aimed at your bf? Haha

no, it's aimed at the person who has nothing better to do than obsess over when bands are touring, then make logical guesses about who could be at coachella and then blog about it like they're some sort of all-seeing oracle.

but i guess that could probably be aimed at the BF too :p

obzen
03-11-2009, 03:59 PM
...d'ha!

TickleMeElmo
03-17-2009, 10:55 AM
Monklish claims Bassnectar and Above & Beyond are playing the Dome.

BROKENDOLL
03-17-2009, 12:35 PM
That would be more believable if it it said, "Monklish claims Ivysaur will above and beyond be playing his dome..."