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instinct
02-13-2007, 01:54 AM
Anyone see it? Funniest movie i've seen in a while.

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 02:03 AM
It's been discussed in the movie thread.

instinct
02-13-2007, 02:56 AM
I think it deserves it's own thread.

krunchy
02-13-2007, 05:37 AM
I think it deserves it's own thread.

Damn right...

KRINGER
02-13-2007, 06:57 AM
Just saw it the other day and thought it was retarded :eek:

Although I was drinking everclear, hmm...

schoolofruckus
02-13-2007, 09:00 AM
It was a horrible movie. If you think it's good, then you're projecting what it should (and could) have been, because the idea was solid. But what was onscreen was abominable.

For fuck's sake, I don't understand why this new board has such difficulties grasping the idea of one movie thread.

Yablonowitz
02-13-2007, 09:04 AM
Maybe people don't want to be associated with a thread that has your bitchass name, you gorillatard.

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 09:11 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/jackstraw94086/idiot.jpg

J~$$$
02-13-2007, 09:14 AM
dude thats gay. your gay. ***.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 09:14 AM
*giggle*

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 09:25 AM
Justin,
I'm still not going to make out with you. Quit asking.



bug, you're too stupid to understand even the simplest jokes.
Your *giggle* posts make you look completely retarded and uncreative. I realize you don't get how that happens, but trust me. btw, how's shirtlesswinedouche? Has he rendered your sphincter completely useless yet? You're the most pathetic excuse for a half-worthless human being ever.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 09:28 AM
*giggle*

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 09:31 AM
shaq's in that?

kimery08
02-13-2007, 09:52 AM
hahahahaa

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:12 AM
bug, you are a friendless pathetic douche who mistakes pity for affection.
You're going to die lonely and afraid. And in that alley as the blood rushes from your throat, after some fat slob decided not to pay your $5 ass-rape fee, you'll wish you had the guts to not pick up the phone all those years ago after swallowing all of your mom's pills, the pills she sucked so much cock to get so she would wash away her shame of you.

loser.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 10:18 AM
at ease pansy socks

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:20 AM
I guess I hit close to home.
go fuck yourself, loser.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 10:25 AM
your self-esteem is really waning today
poor little boy

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:27 AM
nope. just amusing myself. Having zero self-esteem doesn't make you an expert on it.

thinnerair
02-13-2007, 10:28 AM
you guys are so entertaining.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 10:29 AM
no, you're the expert....

on everything

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:32 AM
you always resort to that, not even understanding what you're saying.
Look I'll explain this one more time even though you'll still not get it. If you're going accuse anyone who knows more than you of trying to be an "expert" then the term loses all meaning. You seem to hawk my every post looking for evidence of me trying to be authoritative. You can't comprehend the difference between opinion and fact. you're so intimidated by people smarter than you are. You're a complete moron douchebag.

Go buy a clue, loser.

thinnerair
02-13-2007, 10:35 AM
you always resort to that, not even understanding what you're saying.
Look I'll explain this one more time even though you'll still not get it. If you're going accuse anyone who knows more than you of trying to be an "expert" then the term loses all meaning. You seem to hawk my every post looking for evidence of me trying to be authoritative. You can't comprehend the difference between opinion and fact. you're so intimidated by people smarter than you are. You're a complete moron douchebag.

Go buy a clue, loser.

oh no, Bug.

http://indelible-weng.tripod.com/yougotserved_images/009.bmp

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 10:35 AM
you're right again...... amazing

kimery08
02-13-2007, 10:38 AM
you always resort to that, not even understanding what you're saying.
Look I'll explain this one more time even though you'll still not get it. If you're going accuse anyone who knows more than you of trying to be an "expert" then the term loses all meaning. You seem to hawk my every post looking for evidence of me trying to be authoritative. You can't comprehend the difference between opinion and fact. you're so intimidated by people smarter than you are. You're a complete moron douchebag.

Go buy a clue, loser.

maybe he just doesnt care. you are putting way too much effort into this.

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:38 AM
you're right again...... amazing

brilliant.

Go do us all a favor and smash your nuts to eliminate the astronomically remote chance of your putrid seed accidentally finding its way out of some homeless guy's ass and into a fertile crack whore.

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:40 AM
maybe he just doesnt care. you are putting way too much effort into this.

A) trust me, this isn't much effort
B) he loves it, this has been going on for ages

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 10:40 AM
speaking of homeless guy, i gave your dad $2.63 today. He plays a mean sax

kimery08
02-13-2007, 10:42 AM
A) trust me, this isn't much effort
B) he loves it, this has been going on for ages

then please continue.

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 10:42 AM
speaking of homeless guy, i gave your dad $2.63 today. He plays a mean sax

hahahahaha.

fight. FIGHT.

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:43 AM
your whole paycheck? wow, what a philanthropist.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 10:44 AM
yeah i don't make the big bucks like they do a Dress Barn HQ

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:45 AM
I'm just glad your hard work at the bath house is finally showing dividends

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 10:47 AM
yeah i was wonderin if you could come spin at our Presidents Day Work party ?

I know you gots the mad skillz & probably in high demand (there just aren't enough amateur DJs in the world !!!!), but see if you can squeeze us in

schoolofruckus
02-13-2007, 10:49 AM
Maybe people don't want to be associated with a thread that has your bitchass name, you gorillatard.

That occurred to me. Now that the post counts have been reset, my name doesn't hold the water in this town that it used to.

thinnerair
02-13-2007, 10:53 AM
That occurred to me. Now that the post counts have been reset, my name doesn't hold the water in this town that it used to.

does it bother you that some may consider you a small change ape now?
i mean, i m not saying anything. thats just what ive been hearing.
oh hey. whats up?

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 10:55 AM
yeah i don't make the big bucks like they do a Dress Barn HQ

hahahahaha. dress barn. this good thread. idiocracy good movie. mob entertained. fight fast now. FIGHT.

jackstraw94086
02-13-2007, 10:56 AM
yeah i was wonderin if you could come spin at our Presidents Day Work party ?

I know you gots the mad skillz & probably in high demand (there just aren't enough amateur DJs in the world !!!!), but see if you can squeeze us in


Sorry, I'm busy, but I'm sure you ride poles and chug cock well enough without music.

schoolofruckus
02-13-2007, 10:58 AM
does it bother you that some may consider you a small change ape now?
i mean, i m not saying anything. thats just what ive been hearing.
oh hey. whats up?

They said the same thing about King Kong at one time. Then he ripped the jaws off of three T-rexes.

thinnerair
02-13-2007, 10:59 AM
Dont say that too loud. Menik might cry...a lot.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 11:03 AM
i've said it once, i'll say it again.
chuggin cock without jackstraw just isn't the same..
he's usually able to cover the bunghole while i work the front

schoolofruckus
02-13-2007, 11:04 AM
http://www.digitaldutch.com/arles/examples/showcase/purple_slideshow/images/Eiffel%20tower.jpg

CiderMouseRules
02-13-2007, 03:19 PM
Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

instinct
02-14-2007, 01:58 AM
Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Ahahahhaha.. that's one of my favorite lines.. and the line in my sig..

The idea was great, and the movie was great, I really liked the cast too.

-------

"If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You!"

------

Prosecutor: 'Kay. Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.
[crowd boos]
Prosecutor: I know! And I'm all, 'you've gotta be shittin' me!' But check this out man, judge should be like
[bangs fist on table]
Prosecutor: 'guilty!' Peace.

-----

President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito covers. But I got a solution.
South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!
South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're dick! South Carolina, what's up!

-----

Doctor: It says on your chart you're fucked up, you talk like a ***, and your shit's all retarded.








ahahah.. i am laughing my ass off thinking of those quotes... oh god.. i love this movie.

jackstraw94086
02-14-2007, 08:56 AM
"If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You!"



I forgot about that one. That was amusing as well.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/jackstraw94086/tarryltons.jpg

Mr.Nipples
02-14-2007, 12:49 PM
HELLO WELCOME TO CARLS JR...FUCK YOU...IM EATING!

ST. GOD MUNICIPAL HOS-P---I---T---A---L(sign doesnt fit on building)

THE DILDOZER!!!

HELLO AND WELCOME TO WAL MART...I LOVE YOU.
(i saw the focus group version which didnt have all the parts taken out due to lawsuits, they switched the walmart to a costco.

Melchoir
02-14-2007, 01:02 PM
Ya i heard about Walmart mockery would of been fun, but they were too serious. But Costco on the other hand was cooler and just went, "Sure mock our company." Thus we have great lines like:

"I got my law degree from Costco."
"You got your Law degree from Costco?"
"Ya i didn't think i was going to get in..."

CiderMouseRules
02-14-2007, 02:38 PM
'BATIN!!!

krunchy
02-14-2007, 08:20 PM
You like money too? We should totally hang out....

Mr.Nipples
02-14-2007, 09:03 PM
FOX insured their sheer stupidity to me as soon as i heard they were dumping this and making it straight to DVD...fucking retards...

instinct
02-15-2007, 01:57 AM
FOX insured their sheer stupidity to me as soon as i heard they were dumping this and making it straight to DVD...fucking retards...

it was in theatres.. only a few though..

Melchoir
02-16-2007, 04:26 PM
it was in theatres.. only a few though..

Probably a limited release in LA/NY type of deal. Sometimes, i love living in LA just for the sheer amout of obscure movies we get.

StudioStatic
02-17-2007, 12:29 AM
Saw it. Pretty good movie. It's what the world would come to if we get lazy and not think about the next generation.