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FavWorstNightmare
02-07-2009, 10:24 AM
Mine are:

1) Have a great time camping with my best friend
2) Only see his penis once during 3 days of camping
3) End my third year with official veteran status
4) Dance and roll Friday
5) Drop acid Sunday
6) FUCK AN AUSTRALIAN!

Your turn to share kids....

WilliamTaft
02-07-2009, 11:02 AM
1.) keep hydrated
2.) enjoy the fest as much as possible
3.) avoid the tigers...

OnlyNonStranger
02-07-2009, 01:23 PM
Three years makes you a veteran?

Monklish
02-07-2009, 01:24 PM
1) See your friend's penis more than once

shakur
02-07-2009, 01:32 PM
Pretty much have a good time with all my friends and get a good spot in the crowd for some bands I want to see ..

FavWorstNightmare
02-07-2009, 05:48 PM
1) See your friend's penis more than once

Haha, I am sure he will show it to you whenever you like.

And hell yeah, three years will make me a vet!

Rockstarboy37
02-07-2009, 06:02 PM
Mine are:

1) Dance and roll Friday
2) Drop acid Sunday
3) FUCK AN AUSTRALIAN!


4) Party my ass off saturday night in the campgrounds
5) See paul McCartney play live for the first and probably last time in my life
6) Have the greatest time of my life.
7) Avoid Antony & the Johnson and The Killers
8)Find another discarded bag of weed and smoke it this time.

Tosh0
02-07-2009, 06:36 PM
have fun
get laid

lickety_spit
02-07-2009, 08:25 PM
1) try not to get raped
2) find 20 dollars

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
02-08-2009, 01:25 PM
1. get the curry i had last year and some strawberry lemonade mmmm
2. keep hydrated
3. find illicit substances laying on the ground like previously :)
4. avoid a farmers tan
5. dance my ass off
6. try and not spend all my money
7. meet tons of new people
8. give amazing light shows
9. smoke Friday
&
10. kittyflip on Saturday

damnvegetarian
02-08-2009, 01:38 PM
1) party from thursday day to monday morning
2) Candy flip friday and saturday
3) not get arrested by an undercover cop
4) dont ask to pet a cops horse again (bad idea)
5) remember to make sure the bag is closed before putting my ounce in the cooler
6) and apparently I may need to punch an australian girl in the teeth (seems popular).
7) do lots of light shows

FavWorstNightmare
02-08-2009, 02:35 PM
1) party from thursday day to monday morning
2) Candy flip friday and saturday
3) not get arrested by an undercover cop
4) dont ask to pet a cops horse again (bad idea)
5) remember to make sure the bag is closed before putting my ounce in the cooler
6) and apparently I may need to punch an australian girl in the teeth (seems popular).
7) do lots of light shows

1) My thoughts exactly
5) Always a good idea to secure the ounce
7) Please give me a light ?! Never had one before...

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
02-08-2009, 02:47 PM
^ find me! ill give you a lightshow hahah

cansei de ser sexme
02-08-2009, 02:50 PM
5) See Antony & the Johnsons for the first and probably last time in my life

Yeah i agree.

sportsbunny
02-08-2009, 03:09 PM
-dance like crazy all three days
-stay hydrated
-make sure my friend who hates the heat stays cool
-see some new bands

WilliamTaft
02-08-2009, 03:50 PM
8. give amazing light shows




7) do lots of light shows

you two are aware that they don't let random attendees controls the lights, right?

Duvel
02-08-2009, 05:21 PM
Mine are:

6) FUCK AN AUSTRALIAN!



We are very shaggable....that's for sure..

...and we like to fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

TheColdWorld
02-11-2009, 10:19 PM
Fuck an Australian. Probably the most necessary goal on anyones list.

BrickTop24
02-11-2009, 10:24 PM
just have a blast

BKsaysAction!
02-11-2009, 10:48 PM
See Bands.
Meet People.
Do Mushrooms.
Try the Alligator this year.

miSTEVEious
02-12-2009, 08:33 AM
alligator aint all it's cracked up to be

Raptor Clinton
02-12-2009, 09:11 AM
alligator aint all it's cracked up to be

That's because they deep fry them in foot juice.

jimmycrackcorn
02-12-2009, 09:33 AM
1) try not to get raped

stay away from the rape tent... i think this year it's going to have a texas flag over it if i remember correctly

OnlyNonStranger
02-12-2009, 11:50 AM
It's not getting raped that you have to worry about. It's whether or not they have a gun.

Shit, just one of my roommates has an AR-10. The other one has a .45 Magnum.

I on the other hand have a 100lb dog. heh

edit: Texans, I mean.

sbessiso
02-12-2009, 11:51 AM
Franz Ferdinand

humanoid
02-12-2009, 12:05 PM
Franz Ferdinand

is this still about the rape tent?

pancakespancakes
02-12-2009, 03:12 PM
Mine are:
6) FUCK AN AUSTRALIAN!

HAHA. Beat me to it. Awesome. Thank you.

SydChaplin25
02-12-2009, 03:14 PM
Get high with my friends, party, and watch everyone of mt favorite artist if possible.

Ravingmad
02-12-2009, 03:24 PM
- see good bands
- dance
- don't die

Rockstarboy37
02-12-2009, 03:28 PM
you two are aware that they don't let random attendees controls the lights, right?

You've obviously never done Ecstasy before. unless you're being sarcastic.

DaKINe
02-12-2009, 03:49 PM
-Buy a T-shirt (friday)
-Enjoy the music
-meet up w/ friends
-do sum shrooms
-blaze Kush

Also trying to get my hands on VIP wristbands, currently :)

All Your Base
02-12-2009, 04:02 PM
1) Dance like none of you people are watching.
2) Sing. Loud.
3) Keep a smile on my face for 4 days.
4) Keep myself from saying 'that wasn't very good'.
5) Remember most of the people in my camping groups' names.
6) Not have sour guts.
7) Leave a few minutes early and shower every night after the fest.
8) Get enough sleep to keep me from becoming a zombie by Sunday.
9) Not witness anyone in the camp group having a bad time.
10) Not forget to pack anything.

Monklish
02-12-2009, 04:11 PM
"Dance like none of you people are watching?" What are you, an inspirational bumper sticker?

We're watching, and you dance like a ******.

Bud Luster
02-12-2009, 04:16 PM
people that give/receive light shows are fucking dipshits.

All Your Base
02-12-2009, 04:29 PM
"Dance like none of you people are watching?" What are you, an inspirational bumper sticker?

We're watching, and you dance like a ******.

How about "Dance like I don't give a fuck if Monk sees me or not."

That works better, I think. ;)

Monklish
02-12-2009, 04:30 PM
I will seek you out in the Sahara and video tape you with my pointing, mocking finger in the foreground and the wild cackling of a man who knows a ****** when he sees one drowning out the music.

All Your Base
02-12-2009, 04:32 PM
heehee.....

pancakespancakes
02-12-2009, 04:40 PM
I will seek you out in the Sahara and video tape you with my pointing, mocking finger in the foreground and the wild cackling of a man who knows a ****** when he sees one drowning out the music.

Your sig is fucking amazing

SteVeB
02-12-2009, 05:24 PM
My goal is to have no cop ass horse poop in front of my tent.

JustSteve
02-12-2009, 05:28 PM
Fuck an Australian. Probably the most necessary goal on anyones list.

the chicks do have the hottest sounding moans. you wanna get with an australian? back pack around europe, they are everywhere...

El.C.Dub
02-12-2009, 05:38 PM
find a clean gine and perform an insertion.

WilliamTaft
02-13-2009, 01:25 PM
You've obviously never done Ecstasy before. unless you're being sarcastic.

i've never done ecstacy before, because i'm not retarded/a raver/retarded, but i assumed it had something to do with ravers just looking at lights or something. but the way it was worded was pretty obnoxious.

"giving a light show" just seems like a really stupid thing to say. i'm guessing it's where you twirl glowsticks around?

ADGZ662
02-13-2009, 01:57 PM
Goals? fuck goals @ Coachella. Every year is a mind fuck, well it is for me at least. You have to walk into the polo grounds with an open-minded attitude. Last year I tried to set goals no drinkin too much in the sun,no drinkin @ that damn Filter pre-party, watching what I eat, make a list to see all the bands that I wanted too, stop hangin out wit random crazy people (although peeps probably think that of me) well around 4:30 pm on friday I awoke in the polo fields inside the beer garden next to the main stage where I had been sleeping since 12 noon hungover as hell, my camera stolen from me (yet thay didn't take my backpack which had vast amounts of alcohol & other stuff) it was at that moment that I said FUCK MY GOALS lets head over to the Do-Lab to rinse my filthy body off!

FriendlyFires!
02-13-2009, 03:53 PM
1) Stay close enough to ride my bike to the festival
2) Not get sucked into any one stage for too long - have to move around.
3) Not get so f'ed up that I can't find my way home at the end of the night
4) Wear sunscreen
5) Meet cool peeps
6) Go to pre parties on Thursday night
7) Have some sex

Corporate Cannibal
02-13-2009, 10:22 PM
1. get the curry i had last year and some strawberry lemonade mmmm
2. keep hydrated
3. find illicit substances laying on the ground like previously :)
4. avoid a farmers tan
5. dance my ass off
6. try and not spend all my money
7. meet tons of new people
8. give amazing light shows
9. smoke Friday
&
10. kittyflip on Saturday

hell yes!!! forgot about that shit!!

http://www.ge.com/myhealth/images/strawberry_lemonade_000.jpg

IfeelINFINITE
02-16-2009, 02:52 PM
1. Smoke all day with four of my best friends
2. Drink All night with four of my best friends
3. Find/Hook up/Fuck an attractive guy at girltalk (that goes for any other band too I guess)
4. Be front row-ish for Beirut
5. Find more random strangers to befriend/ share weed with
6. NOT pass out like last year
6. Have the best 3 days of the entire year.

nbvwes
02-19-2009, 09:55 AM
I will seek you out in the Sahara and video tape you with my pointing, mocking finger in the foreground and the wild cackling of a man who knows a ****** when he sees one...

at what point will you realize you're looking in a mirror?

natureboy
02-19-2009, 11:51 AM
1) try not to get raped

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b278/augiemax/raped.jpg

blakely
02-19-2009, 12:06 PM
at what point will you realize you're looking in a mirror?

dont worry about randy. hes quite aware of what a loser he is already.

melizzuchiz
02-19-2009, 08:38 PM
its my first year going too coachella and i want to get as much information and be prepared for the best time of my life what is the rape tent?

CrimesceneCookie
02-19-2009, 08:50 PM
1. Laugh at the coachella board tough guys who are 5 feet tall in real life and 105 lbs soaking wet
2. Not to take too much E
3. Discover new bands

jimmycrackcorn
02-19-2009, 09:38 PM
its my first year going too coachella and i want to get as much information and be prepared for the best time of my life what is the rape tent?

:eek:
:rolleyes

Kite329
02-20-2009, 08:39 AM
To Enjoy the Art

Walk around the Camp Grounds and take in the sun

Lay in the Grass with someone


Enjoy some fucking amazing tunes

CellarOwl
02-20-2009, 10:38 AM
Not die.

heyeric
02-20-2009, 10:50 AM
Save a life, if not more, in the Sahara Tent.

MantisMel
02-20-2009, 01:25 PM
-Walk around half naked getting a sunburn
-Defile my tent
-Wake up every morning and wonder how I got so drunk and only imagine how I made it to my tent?!

Not in that particular order mind you....

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
02-21-2009, 09:30 AM
you two are aware that they don't let random attendees controls the lights, right?

=O!
NOOO!!!

mrdude5699
02-21-2009, 12:59 PM
1. Smoke all day with four of my best friends
2. Drink All night with four of my best friends
3. Find/Hook up/Fuck an attractive guy at girltalk (that goes for any other band too I guess)
4. Be front row-ish for Beirut
5. Find more random strangers to befriend/ share weed with
6. NOT pass out like last year
6. Have the best 3 days of the entire year.

Like right during girl talk?

Geoblaze
02-26-2009, 05:39 PM
^ find me! ill give you a lightshow hahah

what do you mean by a light show? not used to the term... l

IfeelINFINITE
02-26-2009, 10:30 PM
Like right during girl talk?


yes

The One
02-27-2009, 08:00 AM
-Party my face off
-meet a cool girl to party with for the weekend
-have no regrets on the long ride home back to PHX

davrone
02-27-2009, 08:45 AM
- See A LOT more bands.
- Get to know more people.
- Try the spicy pie and the garlic fries.

DruggyFestivalGuy
02-27-2009, 08:46 AM
My goal is to get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up

malcolmjamalawesome
02-27-2009, 08:48 AM
yes

Funny you should mention that, I have a dual goal of having sex AND taking a shit in the Sahara Tent this year.

CellarOwl
02-27-2009, 09:26 AM
Funny you should mention that, I have a dual goal of having sex AND taking a shit in the Sahara Tent this year.

I think they call that a blumpkin.

malcolmjamalawesome
02-27-2009, 08:42 PM
I think they call that a blumpkin.

Yeah? Well I call it "Tuesday", motherfucker.

gmoneyak
02-27-2009, 09:23 PM
eat
drink
smoke
ingest
fuck
drink some more
sniff
trip
swim
sleep
sweat
indulge
soak
absorb
x3

blakely
02-28-2009, 12:51 AM
Meet more people. I was in the midst of a 2 day panic attack last year and could not even think about conversing with a stranger.

Cdubby
02-28-2009, 01:05 AM
2 girls at the same time

Cherita Chen
02-28-2009, 01:35 AM
eat
drink
smoke
ingest
fuck
drink some more
sniff
trip
swim
sleep
sweat
indulge
soak
absorb
x3

This is perfection.

lickety_spit
02-28-2009, 08:52 AM
in 5 years, i don't think i've ever made brown town in the portapotties.
i've also not made brown town on the floor of the portapotties like a lot of people seem to like to do.
it is my goal to keep up with this trend.

hendrixfan143
02-28-2009, 10:57 AM
get close to all the bands i want to see

- not forget anything to make my camping experience suck

-Not Get a fever blister

-FRESHERS LEMONADE.

Harrisment
02-28-2009, 06:18 PM
1. Have the time of my life
2. Talk to more people this year
3. Get my supplies past security on the way there

kindablue
02-28-2009, 07:56 PM
1. Attend (please GOD find me a way from Portland, OR)
2. Convince my 2 younger brothers to meet me there
3. Love my neighbors
4. Actually go to the venue for all 3 days (last year, my "friends" punked out and we only went fri night and part of sat)
5. have enough party favors to share with people (a really hot girl totally hooked me up just to be nice and I would feel wrong if I couldn't pass along the karma)
6. Eat better meals BEFORE I enter the venue
7. Keep my game face on and let the party come to me!

SydChaplin25
02-28-2009, 09:00 PM
To say I was there but wasn't really there... Get what I'm saying?

Nwgnblnd
03-01-2009, 07:06 PM
1) have sex w/my bf as much as possible in random places
2) being high thursday thru monday
3) dance my ass off
4) meet a bunch of new friends to party with
5) set up a bad ass lounge area at our campsite complete w/kiddy pool & music
6) enjoying all the amazing experiences @ Coachella

foreman.
03-01-2009, 07:35 PM
1) have the bitch above me change her font.

AlexBlewHimB4U
03-01-2009, 07:41 PM
^Hug the poster above me for saying that. Although, I do appreciate those goals.

Irish Blood English Heart
03-02-2009, 02:28 AM
1)Get loaded on painkillers
2)Try not to blow my wad when MBV plays You Made Me Realise
3)Fuck an Aussie

Cherita Chen
03-02-2009, 05:11 AM
Bend over in front of Nick Zinner