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caco0283
02-12-2007, 09:08 AM
Meeting with this production company for my 2nd interview....btw I got fired from Roadhouse a week ago...interview is at 4 in Miami....I would be working in Miami and NY which would be awesome.....ill fill ya in later

kimery08
02-12-2007, 09:09 AM
oooo i love miami.
good luck.

TomAz
02-12-2007, 09:10 AM
good luck

what'd you get fired for?

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 09:10 AM
Meeting with this production company for my 2nd interview....btw I got fired from Roadhouse a week ago...interview is at 4 in Miami....I would be working in Miami and NY which would be awesome.....ill fill ya in later

Please provide the cirumstances of your firing. Thank you.

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 09:10 AM
I hope you don't get cockblocked.

bmack86
02-12-2007, 09:10 AM
good luck sir

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 09:11 AM
I hope you don't get cockblocked.


*giggle*

caco0283
02-12-2007, 09:14 AM
lets say it has to do with drugs, tons of mojiotos, 350z vs a Mustang GT, and cute girls....i know thats vague....but you have to wait for the story cos its a good story alright

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 09:18 AM
Yr gonna work at Pimp Depot!?!?!?

caco0283
02-12-2007, 04:37 PM
btw i got the job...ill update tomorrow at work on how i got fired from roadhouse...sorry must take shower caroline is taking me out to dinner to celebrate....until tomorrow my friends

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 04:41 PM
Congrats, caco! I'm eagerly anticipating the firing story.

schoolofruckus
02-12-2007, 04:49 PM
lets say it has to do with drugs, tons of mojiotos, 350z vs a Mustang GT, and cute girls....

and a contortionist....and a cucumber....and a girl with mommy issues....

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 07:21 PM
said girl must be under 18.

Stefinitely Maybe
02-13-2007, 12:48 AM
caco is the new bukowski.

vinylmartyr
02-13-2007, 12:51 AM
I like Ronnie but lets not get carried away.

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 05:41 AM
i say lets

caco0283
02-13-2007, 07:54 AM
so busy in the office...sorry cant update yet....this has been an interesting day....going to the keys soon....i feel like im in a different country cos i dont speak french, or italian

mozabilly54
02-13-2007, 07:59 AM
Just pretend your name is gabe and that you got the promotion then read the cake.
http://www.bobthebaker.com/gallery/albums/occasions/good_luck_cake.jpg?PHPSESSID=de80ed8fb76ba27927c2f b3367a1822b

caco0283
02-13-2007, 08:05 AM
thats fuckin ghetto...and im in miami...but thanks

caco0283
02-13-2007, 08:47 AM
okay...the hot french chic is gone for the moment so I have time to play

So at roadhouse one of the managers wanted to race me...my z against his gt...well i kicked his ass and never even put the car in 6th...he was pissed....very pissed so hes had it in for me since that happened....then I walked into the restroom and caught him doing blow....so he was pissed and scared......then somehow he found out on days i work doubles i end up getting drinks on the beach during my break......he couldnt prove it but he was going to use it against me......and when two of my friends that are strippers came to see me he was trying to hit on them and they laughed and said they are looking for me......so hes even more pissed at me.

So one day this table complains that the food was horrible and I gave them shitty service......he yells at me in front of everyone...so one of my other tables yells at him saying I was the best server they ever had and he had no right yelling at me in front of everyone....they start yelling at the GM...and I get fired for telling that table I got chewed out by my manager

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 08:54 AM
okay...the hot french chic is gone for the moment so I have time to play

So at roadhouse one of the managers wanted to race me...my z against his gt...well i kicked his ass and never even put the car in 6th...he was pissed....very pissed so hes had it in for me since that happened....then I walked into the restroom and caught him doing blow....so he was pissed and scared......then somehow he found out on days i work doubles i end up getting drinks on the beach during my break......he couldnt prove it but he was going to use it against me......and when two of my friends that are strippers came to see me he was trying to hit on them and they laughed and said they are looking for me......so hes even more pissed at me.

So one day this table complains that the food was horrible and I gave them shitty service......he yells at me in front of everyone...so one of my other tables yells at him saying I was the best server they ever had and he had no right yelling at me in front of everyone....they start yelling at the GM...and I get fired for telling that table I got chewed out by my manager

isn't it a comment on the odd state of society that caco having a drink between shifts to take the edge off is somehow worse than doing blow in the men's room? i know it's the restaurant industry but still. great story, by the way.

kimery08
02-13-2007, 08:55 AM
wow. a table i had complained about me once. i got upset over it and my manager said "fuck em honey. just worry about the next one. you wanna get blinged up?" and by "blinged up" he means drunk.
i always say yes.

caco0283
02-13-2007, 09:04 AM
you have tits...i have man boobs

kimery08
02-13-2007, 09:06 AM
it all makes sense now.

thinnerair
02-13-2007, 09:11 AM
m00bs!

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 09:13 AM
it's true that Caco is a stud,
but that is a blessing & a curse.

the insecure uglies are always trying to bring him down...

amyzzz
02-13-2007, 10:35 AM
That was well worth the wait.

caco0283
02-13-2007, 02:01 PM
just got back from the keys...i must of scene about 11 pairs of boobies...i love my new job

SojuGorae
02-13-2007, 02:05 PM
22 titties is a lot of titties.

caco0283
02-14-2007, 05:14 AM
i have a problem i need help with...so our office is basically a 3 bedroom suite at The Grand on Bayside...and if I want to take a dump everyone can watch go into the bathroom and watch me come out....they will be able to know it was me that stunk up the whole office....and they will be able to hear me fart like crazy....should i even care?? or should i make myself go before i go to work and try to hold it until after i get out of work....see im trying to hook up with one of the french chix in the office and i dont want to be that filthy American.

bug on your lip
02-14-2007, 05:29 AM
during my time in Versailles, i realized that the French are very particular about their toliet habits. Nearly every bathroom in Paris had a bidet in it. That's the 2nd "toliet" that shoots water to wash the genitalia and the anus.
So if yo shit stanks & you fart like crazy, i would think the French chick will notice.
I never poop at work, i always wait till i get home. You should be able to train your sphincter into a schedule like this as well.

vinylmartyr
02-14-2007, 05:33 AM
I used to date one of Ben Affleck's child hood friends. We would hangout at his house in the Hollywood Hills and party. I peed in his bidet all fucked up more than once.

wanmonei
02-16-2007, 10:57 AM
caca

york707
02-16-2007, 10:59 AM
Caco - take this question to Mob's advice thread. I'm sure he'd be happy to help.

kimery08
02-16-2007, 11:01 AM
go downstairs. there should be a restroom in the lobby. just say you need a cig break. or some air.

orrrrrrrrrrr take laxatives. you will need a few trial runs to get the timing right on how long it takes to kick in.

SFChrissy
02-16-2007, 11:06 AM
The lobby for sure or start working on a new bowl schedule!!!

corbo
02-16-2007, 11:33 AM
starting a new job and already wasting your time on the message boards.
tsk tsk
i waited at least 5 months