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SojuGorae
02-11-2007, 10:05 PM
So I'm enjoying a few tangerines and loving the citrus explosion on my taste buds when BAM! I chew on a seed.

Sometimes, you get that rare retarded one with seeds. The fuck is that all about. Those horticulturists need to shape the fuck up.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 10:07 PM
yeah. they should add some fucking scorpion DNA to those, like they do to tomatoes. scorpions don't have seeds.

GM foods are gross.

samiksha
02-11-2007, 10:11 PM
i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

cityzun
02-11-2007, 10:14 PM
i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

That's deep.

SojuGorae
02-11-2007, 10:15 PM
i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.

Are you Jack Handey?

bmack86
02-11-2007, 10:42 PM
I like me some tangerines

tiffdud41
02-11-2007, 10:43 PM
haha...jack handey...is that that painter dude?

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 10:53 PM
So I'm enjoying a few tangerines and loving the citrus explosion on my taste buds when BAM! I chew on a seed.

Sometimes, you get that rare retarded one with seeds. The fuck is that all about. Those horticulturists need to shape the fuck up.


And you have to squeeze them out, leaving said tangerine considerably less juicy.

samiksha
02-11-2007, 10:54 PM
i'm just a supporter of tangerines in their natural form, the way God intended them to be, man.

bleep
02-11-2007, 10:55 PM
try clementines, problem solved

samiksha
02-11-2007, 10:58 PM
problem absolutely not solved! clementines have seeds too.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 10:59 PM
orange juice, then

SojuGorae
02-11-2007, 11:02 PM
orange juice, then

But then that's no fun. The peeling, the citrus mist that gets in the air during the peeling process, and the citrus explosion in one's mouth are not felt with juice.

Juice is so... final.

bleep
02-11-2007, 11:07 PM
learn to swallow the seed and let it germinate in your tummy. yummy

samiksha
02-11-2007, 11:08 PM
soju do you also insist on seedless watermelon?

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 11:10 PM
I have this bi-weekly fruit delivery service, and I am totally switching to tangelos when they're in season. My current choices are big fat (bitter) oranges, tangerines, and kumquats (which honestly just scare me due to the name). Have any of you actually eaten (and liked) a kumquat?

samiksha
02-11-2007, 11:11 PM
hehehe.... KUMquat... snicker

bleep
02-11-2007, 11:12 PM
yes, those suckers are tiny. i eat the skin and all. refreshing.

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 11:13 PM
hehehe.... KUMquat... snicker

Ino right?

SojuGorae
02-11-2007, 11:18 PM
soju do you also insist on seedless watermelon?
Anti-seed on all fruit.

samiksha
02-11-2007, 11:21 PM
you know, without the seeds, these fruits would not exist for you to enjoy. isnt it fucked up for a seed to produce something seedless?

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 11:21 PM
Anti-seed on all fruit.

Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?

SojuGorae
02-11-2007, 11:24 PM
you know, without the seeds, these fruits would not exist for you to enjoy. isnt it fucked up for a seed to produce something seedless?

True, but I'll let the horticulturists figure it all out. I just want seedless fruit.

SojuGorae
02-11-2007, 11:26 PM
Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?

No because olive pits don't interfere the harmony of one's chewing.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 11:35 PM
Oh but do olive pits piss you off too?

olives>tangerines

cityzun
02-11-2007, 11:55 PM
Avocados are the best, since their seeds can become fatal weapons in the right hands.

Good Days Last
02-11-2007, 11:56 PM
Strawberries gots seeds all over em. You got it against them too?

And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 12:04 AM
i like it. you are holding potential generations of tangerines in your mouth. thats power.


By that rationale, hookers are among the most powerful people on earth!

soupbandit
02-12-2007, 12:17 AM
And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....

rabbits duh

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 12:45 AM
And where the fetch do carrot seeds come from....

Arn't carrots a root? I would look it up but I don't want to.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 12:46 AM
By that rationale, hookers are among the most powerful people on earth!

was their ever a doubt in your mind?

Good Days Last
02-12-2007, 01:00 AM
Idk. The fact struck me oddly as I wandered past the rotating seed stand at wal-mart.

only God knows why i was there.

R3d Snapper
02-12-2007, 09:38 AM
At least you aren't afraid of peaches...
KNxr7HHFWPY

TomAz
02-12-2007, 09:41 AM
Tangerine Dream should play Coachella.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 09:43 AM
Tangerine Dream's seed should play the afterparty

SojuGorae
02-12-2007, 09:46 AM
At least you aren't afraid of peaches...
KNxr7HHFWPY

Amazing

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 09:58 AM
But then that's no fun. The peeling, the citrus mist that gets in the air during the peeling process, and the citrus explosion in one's mouth are not felt with juice.

Juice is so... final.

You should move to mangos. They are a fruit for the more mature and you don't get seeds in your mouth unless you shove the whole thing in your mouth and chew. But that would just mean you're too childish for mango.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 10:02 AM
*giggle*

SojuGorae
02-12-2007, 10:20 AM
You should move to mangos. They are a fruit for the more mature and you don't get seeds in your mouth unless you shove the whole thing in your mouth and chew. But that would just mean you're too childish for mango.

Love mangos. But I sometimes get stringy teeth whenever trying to pick every last mango flesh off the seed. I refer to this as the string teeth incident.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 10:26 AM
too childish

SojuGorae
02-12-2007, 10:27 AM
too childish

That's what my ex-girlfriend used to say whenever I gave her a camel-toe wedgie.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 10:35 AM
your ex told me to tell you she's with a real man now

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 10:43 AM
your ex told me to tell you she's with a real man now

Was that before or after you gave her a tomtat hickey and she dumped you?

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 10:48 AM
i've only done 1 tomtat

i don't want to whore out his image

SojuGorae
02-12-2007, 10:56 AM
your ex told me to tell you she's with a real man now

You lie. She was killed in a drive-by-shooting.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 10:59 AM
You lie. She was killed in a drive-by-shooting.

her mom had to tell you that since a "fukkin piece of paper from the courts" wasn't doing the trick

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 11:01 AM
her mom had to tell you that since a "fukkin piece of paper from the courts" wasn't doing the trick

You can swear on this board, bug.

SojuGorae
02-12-2007, 11:03 AM
her mom had to tell you that since a "fukkin piece of paper from the courts" wasn't doing the trick
Her mom got blasted too in the drive-by cause she was with her.

kreutz2112
02-12-2007, 11:09 AM
...GM foods are gross.

Hippie