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balidaplex
01-30-2009, 10:27 AM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

Kid B
01-30-2009, 10:29 AM
Go to hell dickhole.

-KRS-
01-30-2009, 10:29 AM
GO DIE OF AIDZ

fasttrack
01-30-2009, 10:30 AM
sir sean paul? hahahhahah

nationocean
01-30-2009, 10:30 AM
I guess you didn't see this message board every year. Each Coachella has tons of hating threads, especially 2008 with Jack Johnson. This is nothing close to that.

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 10:35 AM
the only reason last yr was worth it was because of prince. SATURDAY IS AWEFUL, just like the rest of the lineup. they better make some ridic adds or this wil be the worst ever, even worse than jack johnson.

cacahead01
01-30-2009, 10:37 AM
This is a really WEIRD line up...i don't even know what to say about it. It looks like it was made in 5 minutes (thought it took forever.)

greenredblack
01-30-2009, 10:37 AM
yeah every is the worst "evr" so logically every year is also the best, so yayy!

MonsoonSeason
01-30-2009, 10:39 AM
HEY GUYZ DID U KNOW THAT ONLY 3 BANDS PLAY COACHELLA EVRY YEAR??????? WtFFFF!!!!!

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 10:40 AM
sean bayot says its the worst ever even tho his girl gary coleman aka amy crackhouse his playing.

Sonicifyouwantit
01-30-2009, 10:40 AM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

waaaa waaa waaa! I'm gonna cry and bitch and moan. shut up

drewdrewdrew
01-30-2009, 10:40 AM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

I hope you get hit by a caaaaaar

Sonicifyouwantit
01-30-2009, 10:40 AM
I guess you didn't see this message board every year. Each Coachella has tons of hating threads, especially 2008 with Jack Johnson. This is nothing close to that.

AGREED

bremex
01-30-2009, 10:41 AM
Well everyone said that about last year and it the end it blew us away.

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 10:44 AM
all of you defending the lineup ths yr, go suck paul tollets shriveld up ballz and get bacon aidz and hep.

lukeandciba
01-30-2009, 10:44 AM
iŽll hold judgement until the sleeper additions surface, maybe you should too

twoheadedboy
01-30-2009, 10:44 AM
blahblahblahblahblah

myelectrolife
01-30-2009, 10:44 AM
Well everyone said that about last year and it the end it blew us away.

word

tyles
01-30-2009, 10:48 AM
Well everyone said that about last year and it the end it blew us away.

Exactly, so until April, STFU bitchy teenagers.

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 10:49 AM
there might be a good late addition or 2, but seriously the lineup is junk. if u think otherwise, ur a serious coachella no life and you might as well jus directly transfer $ into paul tollets bank acct and not go.

MonsoonSeason
01-30-2009, 10:50 AM
all of you defending the lineup ths yr, go suck paul tollets shriveld up ballz and get bacon aidz and hep.

where are you from

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 10:57 AM
san diego

drewdrewdrew
01-30-2009, 11:01 AM
there might be a good late addition or 2, but seriously the lineup is junk. if u think otherwise, ur a serious coachella no life and you might as well jus directly transfer $ into paul tollets bank acct and not go.

fuck you.
i hate you.
go dies.

Failed State
01-30-2009, 11:03 AM
i have to admit, im not blown away by any aspect of it. MBV is my only holy shit i cant believe their on there (unless you count my disgust for amy whinehouse)


im gonna go sunday for sure, want to go friday.... unless something big happens im gonna skip shitchella on saturday.

greenredblack
01-30-2009, 11:03 AM
all of you defending the lineup ths yr, go suck paul tollets shriveld up ballz and get bacon aidz and hep.

Actually, I'm just going to attend the festival and not suck some strangers balls. Also I don't think I want bacon aidz, whatever those are!

Mister DVNO
01-30-2009, 11:04 AM
there might be a good late addition or 2, but seriously the lineup is junk. if u think otherwise, ur a serious coachella no life and you might as well jus directly transfer $ into paul tollets bank acct and not go.

Don't you have something better to do, like jerk off to the Offspring at SOMA?

tessalasset
01-30-2009, 11:06 AM
SATURDAY IS AWEFUL.you must not have noticed line 3. it's ok. it's easy to overlook those things.

xxorcoxx
01-30-2009, 11:23 AM
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE THE LINEUP READS LIKE EVERY BAND THAT WAS IN THAT STUPID SPIN SUBSCRIPTION THAT I GOT FREE LAST YEAR, COACHELLA HAS DEFINTELY MOST OF ITS CRED. ALL THE SCENSTER POSER KIDS WILL BE HAPPY THOUGH

hobomilitia
01-30-2009, 11:24 AM
Have fun in costa rica!
I hope you get crabs from a male prostitute!

fatbastard
01-30-2009, 11:26 AM
Too bad for those people who like to capitalize their words.

BrickTop24
01-30-2009, 11:28 AM
if you dont like the lineup, then dont go. its as simple as that.

Mockingbird73
01-30-2009, 11:28 AM
hahaha. Like you are the first lurker to ever start a thread called "Worst Coachella Ever"
fuckin' donkey.

Nobody cares what you think.

PS~just cuz you have never heard of a band does not mean they suck. Get you head out of KROQ's asshole for a second, dude.

wstsidela
01-30-2009, 11:30 AM
costa rica is a code word for tranny bar. just sayin'

neverclever
01-30-2009, 11:31 AM
Wow he's from the future!!! What songs did Paul play?

xxorcoxx
01-30-2009, 11:32 AM
Coachella was originally about electroinc music and "alternative" acts now it reads like the playlist from an radio station

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 11:32 AM
Have fun in costa rica!
I hope you get crabs from a male prostitute!

im not gonna be visiting your tranny mother in cr. the way i see it im gonna be surfing waves in the ocean, while you will be surfing crowds of emo fags like yourself looking for a butt buddy to camp out with that night. have fun donating to paul t. go deepthroat an ashy reggin and die from bacon aidz. then your pathetic insignifikunt existence will be over. burn in hell ignoramus.

bludevil007
01-30-2009, 11:32 AM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

you are the runniest piece of shit I've ever seen.

mvanwinkle
01-30-2009, 11:35 AM
Coachella was originally about electroinc music and "alternative" acts now it reads like the playlist from an radio station

does everyone eyes just stop working past the 2nd line or what? If there is a radio station that is is playing all this please tell me what it is.

Todfilm
01-30-2009, 11:36 AM
Yeah, it's called indie 1031 but it's no longer on the airwaves.

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 11:36 AM
hahaha. Like you are the first lurker to ever start a thread called "Worst Coachella Ever"
fuckin' donkey.

Nobody cares what you think.

PS~just cuz you have never heard of a band does not mean they suck. Get you head out of KROQ's asshole for a second, dude.


DONKEY LIPPED REGGIN BRAINZ. STOP SUCKING TRANNY CAWK IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD. I DONT LISTEN TO KROQ OR ANY OF THOSE CLEAR CHANNEL OWND STATIONS. GET A LIFE BACON LOVER. HAVE FUN WITH THAT CRAPPY LINEUP PIG KUNT.LOL.

ri0tp00f
01-30-2009, 11:37 AM
I guess the Jonas Brothers were booked, man.

Maybe next year.

xxorcoxx
01-30-2009, 11:39 AM
I guess the Jonas Brothers were booked, man.

Maybe next year.

LOL damn i hope it doesnt come to that

nozrago
01-30-2009, 11:39 AM
I totally agree, me and almost all the people I know were going to coachella this year are very disappointed with the line-up... I've been many years in the polo fields... but this year's vibe in the polo fields does not by far get my attention.... I agree that they didnt ditch in ed banger records... but they didnt at least add boysnoize records ... bad choice.

and I like THE KILLERS but not in those capitalized letters occupying the first row in sunday's lineup... please......

The cure, fleet foxes, bloody beetroots, crookers, presets... franz ferdinand... felix da housecat... I mean these ones are fine but.. still not what I expected... I mean coachella's 10th anniversary??? I'll rather go to street scene or HARD festival instead.... anyway I am still going..... dont hate me its just my opinion.

xxorcoxx
01-30-2009, 11:40 AM
does everyone eyes just stop working past the 2nd line or what? If there is a radio station that is is playing all this please tell me what it is.

FM 94/9 look it up

bremex
01-30-2009, 11:48 AM
I don't care, Coachella never disappoints me. Is not just the music, people. The whole energy, the coming together, the ambient is just fucking releaving from all the daily stress...

I'm going for all 3 days.

xxorcoxx
01-30-2009, 11:50 AM
she's a naughty girl with a bad habit bad habit for drugs

MaddHatterAZ
01-30-2009, 11:52 AM
Well everyone said that about last year and it the end it blew us away.

Last Year was pushing it with some bands, but they made up for it with Fatboy Slim, Aphex Twin, Midnight Juggernauts, Scars on Broadway, MIA, Justice, Battles and many more awesome small sets. This outshined the crap of prince and Jack Johnson and other junk.

And what was up with Madonna a few years back? Coachella is losing it. Bonnaroo is where its at nowadays. You can even camp with your booze! None of this, you must buy our beer always crap.

This year, there are less than 8 bands I want to see, and only 2 of them I have not seen. I'm glad that I do not see Brittney spears though. The lineup is disappointing to me and I'm passing on this year. Hopefully next year will have a diff theme for the headliners.

Have fun everyone!

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 11:53 AM
it is always an experience, but saturday just seems like a bunch of bum fluff so far. hopefully the smell of children are going to play.

Mariano
01-30-2009, 11:57 AM
If you consider it bad, you have very bad taste.

xxorcoxx
01-30-2009, 11:59 AM
looks like i've got to go to reading or leeds to get a good festival

Sokkerkid101
01-30-2009, 12:05 PM
No gogol bordello :(

drewdrewdrew
01-30-2009, 12:05 PM
Last Year was pushing it with some bands, but they made up for it with Fatboy Slim, Aphex Twin, Midnight Juggernauts, Scars on Broadway, MIA, Justice, Battles and many more awesome small sets. This outshined the crap of prince and Jack Johnson and other junk.

And what was up with Madonna a few years back? Coachella is losing it. Bonnaroo is where its at nowadays. You can even camp with your booze! None of this, you must buy our beer always crap.

This year, there are less than 8 bands I want to see, and only 2 of them I have not seen. I'm glad that I do not see Brittney spears though. The lineup is disappointing to me and I'm passing on this year. Hopefully next year will have a diff theme for the headliners.

Have fun everyone!

So let me get this straight, you made an account on the forums just to tell all of us that you arent coming and you like bonnarroo more ?

Good call?

balidaplex
01-30-2009, 03:22 PM
drewdrew has bacon aidz and plaxico brainz.

york707
01-30-2009, 03:27 PM
am I the only one the sees an alias troll here?

Saturday is the best day.

ALBIEEE
01-30-2009, 03:33 PM
I agree man. THE KILLERS? AMY FUCKING WINEHOUSE?
waaaack. doesn't even sound like coachella to me.

interpolitix
01-30-2009, 03:35 PM
Coachella was originally about electroinc music and "alternative" acts now it reads like the playlist from an radio station

i wish i had access to a radio station that rocked the bug, leonard cohen, the presets and people under the stairs.

all i hear on the radio is rhianna and carpet commercials.

Jankster
01-30-2009, 03:45 PM
I want to apologize for Lurkers everywhere. It seems every year that half the people on this board are lurkers that come in to tell us how much the line-up sucks. As a long-time, dedicated lurker, I am embarrassed by their ignorance.

Be a good lurker and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

interpolitix
01-30-2009, 03:46 PM
looks like i've got to go to reading or leeds to get a good festival

Reading/Leeds is like Glastonburry's autistic little brother.

last year reading and leeds featured such awfulness as...

metallica
avenged sevenfold
slipknot (scary!)
the fratellis
feeder!!!!!!!

plus, it rains. every. single. year.


sounds like fun.
send me a postcard.

Alejo
01-30-2009, 03:59 PM
I want to apologize for Lurkers everywhere. It seems every year that half the people on this board are lurkers that come in to tell us how much the line-up sucks. As a long-time, dedicated lurker, I am embarrassed by their ignorance.

Be a good lurker and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Best Lurker Post Ever!

Jman4321
01-30-2009, 04:16 PM
I guess you didn't see this message board every year. Each Coachella has tons of hating threads, especially 2008 with Jack Johnson. This is nothing close to that.

God I remember that. It was a verifiable hellstorm.

thom cobain
01-30-2009, 04:17 PM
there is no worst coachella

NY Excuse
01-30-2009, 04:19 PM
The lineup is amazing! Totally worth the wait, I guarantee if you don't like the list you do not know enough bands on it, so look some up before you make any rash decisions...

alpharuin
01-30-2009, 04:25 PM
After all the delaying I was actually expecting a half-assed lineup. Surprisingly, however, this year's lineup is quite good.

jockeyfullofbourbon
01-30-2009, 04:31 PM
Saturday is very weak. Unless there's an add later like Prince, there's no way it'd be worth the money.

frogalope
01-30-2009, 04:37 PM
Haters go home, and stay there.

nationocean
01-30-2009, 04:38 PM
Haters go home, and stay there.

if there are more haters than lovers then coachella would get canceled :(

phoenixsky
01-30-2009, 04:40 PM
what's all this talk about bacon aidz? i've been off the boards for a while now. someone fill me in. sounds terrifying.

andromedarkly
01-30-2009, 04:41 PM
what's all this talk about bacon aidz? i've been off the boards for a while now. someone fill me in. sounds terrifying.

I had a hard time decoding all that stuff...LOL!

BakForMore
01-30-2009, 04:42 PM
and the Jack Ass Award goes to....drum roll........

BALIDPLEX!!!!!

:laughyou

bremex
01-30-2009, 04:45 PM
Paul Weller
Macca
The Cure
Morrisey
Silversun Pickups
The Courteeners
Franz Ferdinand

I'm sooooooo going!!! :D

garrett222
01-30-2009, 04:48 PM
If i still lived in CA then i'd be there no problem. I even bought my flight already, but with work problems that week, I don't like the lineup enough to push the limits at work. Love it though and I'm jealous for those who go. I have been in '06 '07 '08 and loved every second of it. Friday night Macca is going to be sweet, and you all know that there will be some SWEEEEEET sahara adds in the upcoming weeks that will blow our tops off and make me throw up that i wont be there.

bremex
01-30-2009, 04:50 PM
I agree, garret. I think they're gonna add more bands, AS USUAL.

Everybody chill!!!

RageAgainst
01-30-2009, 04:53 PM
fall off a waterfall

bremex
01-30-2009, 04:56 PM
fall off a waterfall

You're talking to me?

malcolmjamalawesome
01-30-2009, 04:56 PM
Go home.

one2fast
01-30-2009, 04:57 PM
its not the worst but can u seriously say its the best? seriously?

Dr.Strangeluv
01-30-2009, 05:00 PM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF/PF_862213_999~Sean-Paul-Posters.jpg

bremex
01-30-2009, 05:01 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF/PF_862213_999~Sean-Paul-Posters.jpg

We'll be burning taddadada, dunno the lyrics lol.

mcskye
01-30-2009, 05:03 PM
how can it be the worst if it hasn't happened yet? maybe this is why coachella is always the best, year after year, because lower expectations leave room for a lot of great bands and suprises. althought, I did cream my pants when this lineup came out, because it is great.

Dr.Strangeluv
01-30-2009, 05:12 PM
We'll be burning taddadada, dunno the lyrics lol.

just giive me that light!!!!!!!!!!!

one2fast
01-30-2009, 05:17 PM
just giive me that light!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao u guys r to much sumtimes

edbangerkid
01-30-2009, 06:45 PM
haha fucking retards basing the FAIL off the 3 headliners that dont matter, its the indie break out bands and djs that make coachella great!

xxorcoxx
01-30-2009, 08:47 PM
haha fucking retards basing the FAIL off the 3 headliners that dont matter, its the indie break out bands and djs that make coachella great!

not really you must be a newbie it used to be about that bands from across the way that dont come here very often not these american bands i can see 3 times a year at the local venues, ida maria, white lies, the courteneers and few others are what it used to be about wheres the squarepusher, mu-zig, art of noise???

oftheheartofthesoul
01-30-2009, 09:35 PM
Coachella was originally about electroinc music and "alternative" acts now it reads like the playlist from an radio station

What radio station plays Ariel Pink's Haunted Grafiti?

Go away.

Rockstarboy37
01-30-2009, 09:39 PM
there is no worst coachella

So very True

PrettyRagdoll
01-30-2009, 09:44 PM
I agree man. THE KILLERS? AMY FUCKING WINEHOUSE?
waaaack. doesn't even sound like coachella to me.

Why do lurkers create accounts to bitch? Are their lives so boring?

:: ponders this recurring phenomenon::

Ardentbiscuit
01-30-2009, 10:26 PM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r285/ardentbiscuit/ted_lange_as_your_bartender.gif

gothicangel0690
01-30-2009, 10:38 PM
I will more than likely not be attending, I am very disappointed with every day's line up. Haven't missed one years.

carolinesgood
01-30-2009, 10:50 PM
I don't care, Coachella never disappoints me. Is not just the music, people. The whole energy, the coming together, the ambient is just fucking releaving from all the daily stress...

I'm going for all 3 days.

it's only real natural way... fluids, heat and great beats

Brandwagon6
01-31-2009, 10:20 AM
I'm super stoked on Amanda Palmer......and Band Of Horses should be cool too

andronicus
01-31-2009, 10:31 AM
the only reason last yr was worth it was because of prince. SATURDAY IS AWEFUL, just like the rest of the lineup. they better make some ridic adds or this wil be the worst ever, even worse than jack johnson.

i like how no one commented on the fact that he said "ridic". and "aweful". lol.

whinywhiner
01-31-2009, 11:36 AM
not really you must be a newbie it used to be about that bands from across the way that dont come here very often not these american bands i can see 3 times a year at the local venues, ida maria, white lies, the courteneers and few others are what it used to be about wheres the squarepusher, mu-zig, art of noise???

Agreed, yea all these new bands might be alright but how about some talent with some actual pull and appeal?

In the end spending around 1000 bucks (flying from across the country) is not worth it to see a bunch of unknown bands and shitty headliners and no quality EDM acts.

YEA IM WHINING but come on

Iamjoeswastdlife
01-31-2009, 11:42 AM
the only reason last yr was worth it was because of prince. SATURDAY IS AWEFUL, just like the rest of the lineup. they better make some ridic adds or this wil be the worst ever, even worse than jack johnson.

You obviously only look at bands on the top 2 lines.

xxorcoxx
01-31-2009, 09:22 PM
im hoping for coachella to go the way of woodstock riot and rape!!!! riot and rape!!!!!

xxorcoxx
01-31-2009, 09:24 PM
You obviously only look at bands on the top 2 lines.

you obviously contracted that bacon aidz

Iamjoeswastdlife
01-31-2009, 11:12 PM
you obviously contracted that bacon aidz

Sigh...

xxorcoxx
02-02-2009, 08:22 AM
Sean Bayot was the first documented case of bacon Aidz in the united states

xxorcoxx
02-02-2009, 09:29 AM
Sean Bayot was the first documented case of bacon Aidz in the united states sean bayot

ZackQ
02-02-2009, 10:04 AM
You obviously only look at bands on the top 2 lines.

OFT, the undercard is AMAZING.

xxorcoxx
02-03-2009, 09:38 AM
Sean Bayot was the first documented case of bacon Aidz in the united states sean bayot

devon
02-03-2009, 09:48 AM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

why are u still on here then? is your life so fuckin pathetic???

BeePercent
02-03-2009, 09:58 AM
Without Paul Mc....worst coachella ever.

Ardentbiscuit
02-03-2009, 09:59 AM
Most people who don't like the Coachella line up probably don't have any knowledge of music and/or don't have any interest in discovering new bands.

Not my problem.

xxorcoxx
02-03-2009, 01:59 PM
Most people who don't like the Coachella line up probably don't have any knowledge of music and/or don't have any interest in discovering new bands.

Not my problem.

or arent trendy scensters who are going the way of the buffalo

Sonicifyouwantit
02-03-2009, 05:06 PM
or arent trendy scensters who are going the way of the buffalo

yeah you can see through your computer screen at all of and have the ability to judge anyone at any moment. cute.

also this is isnt the turn of the last century, buffalo are not even close to being extinct.

boarderwoozel3
02-03-2009, 05:21 PM
Most people who don't like the Coachella line up probably don't have any knowledge of music and/or don't have any interest in discovering new bands.

Not my problem.

For real. After minimal research on this year's lineup I for one, am really excited! Franz, Band Of Horses, Yeah Yeah Yeahs... how have I not listened to these bands more before now? And that’s just hitting the top billed acts. Can't wait to listen to the up an comers!

PierogiHead
02-03-2009, 05:59 PM
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PassiveTheory
02-03-2009, 06:50 PM
If you hate the lineup then stay the fuck home.

Memorial_07
02-03-2009, 07:56 PM
Fully agreed Passive.

Or they can just do some research and discover some badass bands playing this year

Gribbz
02-03-2009, 07:58 PM
Been downloading bands I haven't heard of off the line up. Great stuff. I recommend people do the same.

paganman7
02-03-2009, 07:58 PM
I accidentally shaved my left eyebrow tonight...true story.

Fuck!

Gribbz
02-03-2009, 08:00 PM
I accidentally shaved my left eyebrow tonight...true story.

Fuck!

You're being very Un-dude.

Memorial_07
02-03-2009, 08:01 PM
Been downloading bands I haven't heard of off the line up. Great stuff. I recommend people do the same.

I'm just using the imeem coachella player. Very useful.

Two songs by each band seems like enough to know if I want to look more into them

darthlaker
02-03-2009, 10:05 PM
if you don't like coachella, then don't go. who wants to hear your complaining ass anyway!

punkydory
02-03-2009, 10:18 PM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.


Seriously......get over it. I am seeing some of my favourite bands at this festival and I am PSYCHED! Have you heard of Glasvegas or Late of the Pier? 2 fantastic acts.

agentapplejuice
02-03-2009, 10:24 PM
there is a very good chance we're getting trolled..
because i truly hope no one can be this stupid.
also, i'll be asking for charity at coachella for the bacon-aids awareness campaign

SuperStar
02-03-2009, 10:49 PM
there is a very good chance we're getting trolled..
because i truly hope no one can be this stupid.
also, i'll be asking for charity at coachella for the bacon-aids awareness campaign

Dude! there should totally be a "bacon Aidz" campaign. I'm gonna work on a logo. :)

toilet
02-04-2009, 12:19 AM
This is as obligatory a thread as the "This movie is racist!" standard on IMDb is.

sportsbunny
02-04-2009, 12:21 AM
Seriously......get over it. I am seeing some of my favourite bands at this festival and I am PSYCHED! Have you heard of Glasvegas or Late of the Pier? 2 fantastic acts.

Just checked out Glasvegas on youtube and am soooo excited to see them! I'm still looking forward to Sahara additions though that tent is still fairly weak

punkydory
02-04-2009, 12:27 AM
Just checked out Glasvegas on youtube and am soooo excited to see them! I'm still looking forward to Sahara additions though that tent is still fairly weak

I saw them here a couple weeks ago and I'll be seeing them again April 12. They are fantastic live. Great sing alongs too!

xxorcoxx
03-03-2009, 08:19 AM
IT WILL BE THE WORST WHEN THERE IS A BACON AIDS EPIDEMIC

obzen
03-03-2009, 08:20 AM
?WHAT THE FUCK IZ BACON AIDZ?

CellarOwl
03-03-2009, 08:44 AM
IT WILL BE THE WORST WHEN THERE IS A BACON AIDS EPIDEMIC

NONJEWS, BE SCARED.

nbvwes
03-03-2009, 03:30 PM
where can I get bacon aids?

Leeartlee
03-03-2009, 03:37 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa, there is going to be bacon at this thing? Ok, now I'm pumped

Wheres the beef?
03-03-2009, 03:41 PM
After sucha long wait for the lineup, what a rig job. This is by far the worst coachella ever. I am going to costa rica instead. whoever is going, have fun in the hot ass desert with no one good to listen to except morrissey and sir sean paul and a few others. ROT IN HELL PAUL TOLLETT, U RIGGED COACHELLA HARD THIS YR.

I hope your shit gets stolen and you get dengue fever.

Gribbz
03-03-2009, 03:46 PM
where can I get bacon aids?

What about scrambled eggs aids?

instinct
03-03-2009, 04:47 PM
THIS IS THE WORST LINE-UP EVER!!! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS!!??!?!

sithlord
03-03-2009, 04:49 PM
if you don't get the lineup, do your research.
the lineup is good. it's not '08, or '05 for that matter. but its good.

sithlord
03-03-2009, 04:51 PM
I don't care, Coachella never disappoints me. Is not just the music, people. The whole energy, the coming together, the ambient is just fucking releaving from all the daily stress...

I'm going for all 3 days.





ditto.

Ardentbiscuit
03-03-2009, 05:07 PM
How can something be the Worst Ever if it hasn't happened yet?

xxbr00talxx
03-03-2009, 05:18 PM
DONKEY LIPPED REGGIN BRAINZ. STOP SUCKING TRANNY CAWK IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD. I DONT LISTEN TO KROQ OR ANY OF THOSE CLEAR CHANNEL OWND STATIONS. GET A LIFE BACON LOVER. HAVE FUN WITH THAT CRAPPY LINEUP PIG KUNT.LOL.


obviously a cool kid...

xxbr00talxx
03-03-2009, 05:27 PM
I guess the Jonas Brothers were booked, man.

Maybe next year.

:rotfl

karma_guy
03-03-2009, 06:17 PM
sounds like the worst thread ever

NightGoat
03-03-2009, 06:34 PM
What about scrambled eggs aids?

What about aids McMuffins?

Sonicifyouwantit
03-04-2009, 11:58 AM
?WHAT THE FUCK IZ BACON AIDZ?

is it like bacon and eggs but with aidz instead of eggs

Wheres the beef?
03-04-2009, 12:01 PM
is it like bacon and eggs but with aidz instead of eggs

I'll only eat it if it comes in bar form. Compressing food into bar form unleashes its awesome potential (I'm told).

lickety_spit
03-04-2009, 01:04 PM
I agree man. THE KILLERS? AMY FUCKING WINEHOUSE?
waaaack. doesn't even sound like coachella to me.

the killers and amy winehouse have already played coachella.
what is coachella supposed to sound like?
i think the year they come out with a lineup that i expect is the year i'll stop going.

unless it turns into something like an adult contemporary christian festival.
that's something i wouldn't expect
& also definitely wouldn't go to

AlecEiffel
03-04-2009, 01:13 PM
I can't wait until next year when everyone says it's the worst line up ever and the people who go this year will say it's not as good and the people who don't go this year will be complaining that the line up sucks because it doesn't have 50 of the bands that play this year.

Mr. E
03-04-2009, 01:36 PM
thats why im going to bonnaroo....cause coachella have the most pathetic line up in ages. HELLO BONNAROO!!!!!!!!!!!! deal with it kids.

lickety_spit
03-04-2009, 01:37 PM
I can't wait until next year when everyone says it's the worst line up ever and the people who go this year will say it's not as good and the people who don't go this year will be complaining that the line up sucks because it doesn't have 50 of the bands that play this year.

seriously. just re-read their myspace comments from '08 about how they're so disappointed & JACK JOHNSON!?!?!1! & they're going to bonnaroo this year instead & blah blah blah

then look at all the posts from this year that are like "this lineup is no '08, that's for sure"

this is going to happen every year. people should just fucking rub a few out and GO. you know you're going to like it.

depechemodekraftwerk
03-06-2009, 09:05 AM
Line-up sucks....But add -ons could occur.


Not going anyway and really who cares about what the f--- i have to say??





So f--- all of you!!!


And have a good night!!!

Gribbz
03-06-2009, 09:08 AM
Exactly my thoughts. No one gives a shit if you're going or not. No one is going to try to convince you to go.

Todfilm
03-06-2009, 10:24 AM
I'd go to Bonnaroo if it weren't in Tennessee. Every time I think of that place, I imagine toothless hillbillies playing the theme song from Deliverance.

Undies
03-06-2009, 04:15 PM
Wait...do you guys mean "worst" as in "not good", or "worst" as in "bad", and by bad I mean good. Like how Michael Jackson was bad in the 80's. I'm thirty now and sometimes get out of touch with the new hip lingo you kids are using.

weeklymix
03-06-2009, 04:20 PM
i enjoyed post #145.

zajaa
03-06-2009, 04:20 PM
shut up

tHEdARKsIDE
03-07-2009, 08:04 AM
if you ignore all adds from last year & '06, you could argue that this is AS good as any other year's lineup...

although, me personally, i think it's the 2nd best lineup of all time ('08 being first)

Alligator Bogaloo
03-07-2009, 10:46 PM
I'm sick of all these schmucks and their stupid threads about hating on the line up. This year has a lot of great bands. If you can't figure that out, then you're not trying hard enough. Lazy bastards... On the upside, these stupid douches won't be there...

CitizenJ
03-07-2009, 11:40 PM
The thing is, people pick out acts like Amy Winehouse or the killers, and the fact is that other bands will likely be playing the same time as them. And most likely they will not be acts that sound the same, it will be DJ's and crap like that, so you wont even see them. You will get to see MSTRKRFT or Junior Boys, so stop complaining. Its like people want it to be 100% their style of music. Like an all electronic dance fest, or an all light indie fest, or all post-punk stuff. If that were the case you would cut the people who go there by a large number. they make it diverse for a reason, so stop crying about every single act not being one you like.

darkjustice
03-08-2009, 12:08 AM
make the world get down

lickety_spit
03-08-2009, 01:32 AM
yeah, dudes.
having the killers & amy winehouse play just means you probably won't have any conflicts during those set times. a plus!
and all five of the people that really like the killers will get to eat their cake, too.
in all honesty, if there's no one of interest playing at the end of saturday night, i'll likely watch the killers for 10 minutes or more as i exit. i have to pay respect to anyone that's worked thisclose with eric roberts, music video actor extraordinaire.

Xenocide
03-08-2009, 02:53 PM
Saturday has the greatest number of acts i wanna see...


and i don't give two shits about Killers, Winehouse, Thievery Corp, or MSTRKRFT...