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mob roulette
02-10-2007, 03:47 PM
Okay so I have to think of a prize but these are the general rules. Pick an established artist (i.e. someone with more than one album, someone that we are all familiar with) and then make up three fictitious song titles for them. You can go over but you have to have at least three. I hereby disqualify myself from the running but I will give you some examples:

Sonic Youth

Emerald Foxx
Platinum Puss
Ctrl+Alt+Del

Spoon

Permanent Press
All The Slacks Are Grey
Negative Wait

Smashing Pumpkins

Eclair De Lune
Tiptoe Ballerina
Swoon
Cruciflied
Turtledove
Chlorine

Admittedly the Pumpkins are an easy target, that could likely go on all day. So get creative. Deadline is the end of the month. Jury by peers. Decision by poll. Best single entry wins. Also first person to adequately describe an entirely fictitious Radiohead album wins the bonus round.

Ok go.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 04:09 PM
Tom Waits
------------

Cough Drops
Lying in the Street Drunk but Maintaining my Awesome
Albums, albums everywhere

Mr.Nipples
02-10-2007, 04:30 PM
gg allin

my shit has never smelled this way before: gg allins greatest (s)hits
eat shit and die dumb scumfuc jizzaddict
i dont eat to shit

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 04:34 PM
i dont eat to shit

i never would have thought of gg allin. this is very good though.

fober
02-10-2007, 04:51 PM
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Andi Nevada
Arizonafication
Blood Sugar Sex Montana

Mr.Nipples
02-10-2007, 04:55 PM
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Andi Nevada
Arizonafication
Blood Sugar Sex Montana


hahahahahahahahaha

All That I Am
02-10-2007, 06:45 PM
Violent Femmes

Like I give a damn

She Never Calls on Wednesday

Song For Tomorrow

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 06:48 PM
Violent Femmes

Like I give a damn

She Never Calls on Wednesday

Song For Tomorrow

Gordon Gano's sister used to be my stepmom.

All That I Am
02-10-2007, 06:49 PM
Gordon Gano's sister used to be my stepmom.
That's cool, did you ever hang out with him?

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 06:50 PM
That's cool, did you ever hang out with him?

never met. but his sister was great.

CuervoPH
02-10-2007, 07:14 PM
Alan Jackson

Gettin Jiggy At The Stagecoach
Meet Me On Brokeback Mountain, Kenny Chesney
Vote For Hillary

semisonic
02-10-2007, 08:45 PM
Morrisey

Stab Me So I Can Love You More
You're the One for Me, Fatty (But I'm Not Letting You Be On Top Again)
We Hate It When Our Friends Get Their Teeth Whitened

Nirvana

Immodium
''''''''''''''''''''''' (All Apostrophes)
Smells Like Courtney's Pits

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 08:50 PM
''''''''''''''''''''''' (All Apostrophes)


genius.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-11-2007, 01:32 AM
Gordon Gano's sister used to be my stepmom.


My wife went to school with him. She told me that the Femmes played at a school ceremony once and the plug was pulled when Gano dropped the C-Bomb!!

RATMan
02-11-2007, 01:53 AM
Arcade Fire:

Black Mirror
Ocean Of Noise
Intervention
No Cars Go

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 02:02 AM
My wife went to school with him. She told me that the Femmes played at a school ceremony once and the plug was pulled when Gano dropped the C-Bomb!!

i love that they were on Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 10:43 AM
Alan Jackson

Gettin Jiggy At The Stagecoach
Meet Me On Brokeback Mountain, Kenny Chesney
Vote For Hillary


Morrisey

Stab Me So I Can Love You More
You're the One for Me, Fatty (But I'm Not Letting You Be On Top Again)
We Hate It When Our Friends Get Their Teeth Whitened

Nirvana

Immodium
''''''''''''''''''''''' (All Apostrophes)
Smells Like Courtney's Pits


Arcade Fire:

Black Mirror
Ocean Of Noise
Intervention
No Cars Go

okay look. some of you obviously get the point of the contest and some of you don't so let me clarify things just a bit. this is a contest to find the best and most credible song titles for songs that don't actually EXIST. so points to you RATMan for being snarky, but your Arcade Fire entry does not count. Also, while your MorriSSEY entries were quite clever, semisonic, I do believe that "Immodium" is an actual Nirvana SONG, right? an earlier version of "Breed" or something? So let's try and step this up just a bit, okay? I promise that I'm thinking of a real good prize as we speak, official Mob swag as it were.

also, where are the heavy hitters at? where all the high rollers? i know it's the weekend, but jesus christ you guys, check in. no sigur ros yet? no flaming lips? no coldplay? there are several of you on this board who would be EXCELLENT at this game and you know who you are. but you can't win if you don't play. enter as often as you would like, it will come down to ten finalists (or however many they let me post on a poll).

thus far, i would have to make the case for the following to be on the short list:

semisonic "we hate it when our friends get their teeth whitened" by morrissey
cuervoPH "meet me on brokeback mountain, kenny chesney" by alan jackson (or the hillary one, both are topical)
Mr.Nipples "i don't eat to shit" by gg allin
semisonic "all apostrophes" by nirvana (because it's funny and because i can also see kurdt making fun of himself in this way had he lived)
fober "andi nevada"

agree? disagree?
vote. play.

thx
mob

fober
02-11-2007, 10:51 AM
fober - rules suck ass and so does mob roulette

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 11:04 AM
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Andi Nevada
Arizonafication
Blood Sugar Sex Montana

oh yeah, i forgot yours. sorry. andi nevada is quite clever. the rest? eh, not so much. you're just repeating the same joke.


fober - rules suck ass and so does mob roulette

wow. i'm glad this was just a misunderstanding. i'll leave it at that.

schoolofruckus
02-11-2007, 11:12 AM
Primus

Memoirs of Marge the Manatee
Banana Scramble
Oliver Was a Subsistence Rice Farmer

Explosions in the Sky

Oh, How the Canyon Yawns
Awaken and Go Into the Sunrise
The Hailstorm Recalls Your Gaze

U2
How Much More Do You Have Left?
According To God's Law
27

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 11:29 AM
Primus

Memoirs of Marge the Manatee
Banana Scramble
Oliver Was a Subsistence Rice Farmer

Explosions in the Sky

Oh, How the Canyon Yawns
Awaken and Go Into the Sunrise
The Hailstorm Recalls Your Gaze

U2
How Much More Do You Have Left?
According To God's Law
27

yo. now THAT'S what i'm talking about. that's a three point basket right there. from WAY BEHIND the arc.

schoolofruckus
02-11-2007, 11:51 AM
Thanks, mob, but don't be too complimentary. Half the board already thinks you're my alias.

Mr.Nipples
02-11-2007, 11:54 AM
yeah that primus list really made me laugh...

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 11:56 AM
yeah that primus list really made me laugh...

banana scramble is still killing me. i can almost hear the actual song in my head.

Dode BCK
02-11-2007, 12:06 PM
Radiohead-My secret life as a traffic cone.
Shit,I forgot to empty the washing machine.
Read a book that was so good,I burned it,then bought all the other copies and burned them as well,so no one else can read it,EVER(radio edit)

semisonic
02-11-2007, 12:42 PM
Mob: I'm pretty sure "Immodium" was not an actual Nirvana song. I meant it as a play on their other one-word medical-sounding titles (e.g. "Lithium" and "Aneurysm." Here are a few more:

Bjork

-We are Pleasure Angles
- Pacifica - Earbud Remix
- Knð-Yörnen Bjiennin

Flaming Lips

- Escape of the Astronaut Diapers!
- Where Do the Golden Orthodontists Die?
- The Rose that Cried Like an Angel

Panic! At the Disco

- I Begin the Day Eating Glass and Reading the Poems You So Carefully Tried to Conceal
- Where You See Hope, I See One More Shattered Illusion
- Kalimba

bmack86
02-11-2007, 03:39 PM
nice Panic! at the Disco

Yablonowitz
02-11-2007, 03:55 PM
Uncle Tupelo (reunion) - Drink Myself Under the Table
My Home is the Bar
Cigarette Burns

Bob Dylan - Frost Mountain Blues
Sad Mornin' Goin' Down
The City's Gonna Flood

Coldplay - Orange Patches
Smoke
Relate to Me

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 04:26 PM
Fall Out Boy
-------------
Please Add Me (My Myspace Baby)
Generic
Street Cred (Out Of Reach)

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-11-2007, 10:28 PM
From the new Sufjan Stevens album "Wisconsing My Brothers"


Turn Left at Brookfield Square, Is That A George Webb's?

Oh, Fiery Pit of Bratwurst - Smoking Hearts of Amber

A Song For The Drive North/Or Look at all the Adult Video Stores

Jeffrey Dahmer Clouds That Light The Way To Redemption

Oconomowoc

Tall As A Mayor Can Be, He Talks To Angels, Mr Norquist

Scream! Scream! Rumble, Rumble, Potato, Potato - Oh! Mr Harley and Mr Davidson I wish you chocolate dreams

Hornets of Love Plague Sheboygan

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-11-2007, 10:32 PM
Depeche Mode


Angels of Blackness

I Urge Tonight

Redeem My Sanity

Kink

Special Dominatrix

Fire From The Heart of the Priest

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 10:52 PM
Pete Townshend...

Baby pictures.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-11-2007, 11:49 PM
Ooooh, saucy!

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 12:22 AM
i sort of felt that one was a standalone.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 12:59 AM
Cocteau Twins


Womb Warp Weft

Of Toreadors and Teadrips

Flotilla Tilly-Tilde

Agamemnite Aqua Plains Are We

Fluffy Overfluffed Fluffing

Shanaritence

Cask in metal Grows the Lizard

JelloPuddingChat
02-12-2007, 04:44 AM
I'd like to think I can do this but I can't. Esspecially since Gabe already killed everyone with Primus.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 06:13 AM
Mob: I'm pretty sure "Immodium" was not an actual Nirvana song. I meant it as a play on their other one-word medical-sounding titles (e.g. "Lithium" and "Aneurysm." Here are a few more:

Bjork

-We are Pleasure Angles
- Pacifica - Earbud Remix
- Knð-Yörnen Bjiennin

Flaming Lips

- Escape of the Astronaut Diapers!
- Where Do the Golden Orthodontists Die?
- The Rose that Cried Like an Angel

Panic! At the Disco

- I Begin the Day Eating Glass and Reading the Poems You So Carefully Tried to Conceal
- Where You See Hope, I See One More Shattered Illusion
- Kalimba


Uncle Tupelo (reunion) - Drink Myself Under the Table
My Home is the Bar
Cigarette Burns

Bob Dylan - Frost Mountain Blues
Sad Mornin' Goin' Down
The City's Gonna Flood

Coldplay - Orange Patches
Smoke
Relate to Me


From the new Sufjan Stevens album "Wisconsing My Brothers"


Turn Left at Brookfield Square, Is That A George Webb's?

Oh, Fiery Pit of Bratwurst - Smoking Hearts of Amber

A Song For The Drive North/Or Look at all the Adult Video Stores

Jeffrey Dahmer Clouds That Light The Way To Redemption

Oconomowoc

Tall As A Mayor Can Be, He Talks To Angels, Mr Norquist

Scream! Scream! Rumble, Rumble, Potato, Potato - Oh! Mr Harley and Mr Davidson I wish you chocolate dreams

Hornets of Love Plague Sheboygan


Cocteau Twins


Womb Warp Weft

Of Toreadors and Teadrips

Flotilla Tilly-Tilde

Agamemnite Aqua Plains Are We

Fluffy Overfluffed Fluffing

Shanaritence

Cask in metal Grows the Lizard

wow. this is good. now we're getting somewhere. shout-outs to semisonic for the panic! at the disco entries. yablo, i'm putting you in for uncle tupelo "cigarette burns". your dylan was good too, but i'm pretty sure it would be "THIS city's gonna flood". the weekend winner was of course john peel is my co-pilot, not only for the sheer quantity of entries but also because the qualty of these were very high. your sufjan is almost a category of its own. also, "flotilla tilla-tilde"? "womb warp weft"? i'm on the phone with elizabeth fraser as we speak. i am going to go back and update the best-of list in just a second. also,


I'd like to think I can do this but I can't. Esspecially since Gabe already killed everyone with Primus.

try.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 06:29 AM
*sniff*

You like me, you REALLY like me!

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 06:38 AM
*sniff*

You like me, you REALLY like me!

Oh my god! It's sally field! can i have yr autograph?!?!

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 06:42 AM
ok so here's my top ten so far. i'm leaving it at ten cause i think that's all you are allowed to put in a poll? anyway:

Primus “Banana Scramble”(schoolofruckus)
Morrissey “We Hate It When Our Friends Get Their Teeth Whitened” (semisonic)
Cocteau Twins “Womb Warp Weft” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)
Primus “Oliver Was A Subsistence Rice Farmer” (schoolofruckus)
Nirvana “All Apostrophes” (semisonic)
GG Allin “I Don’t Eat To Shit” (Mr. Nipples)
Uncle Tupelo “Cigarette Burns” (Yablonowitz)
Panic! At The Disco “Where You See Hope, I See One More Shattered Illusion” (semisonic)
Fall Out Boy “Street Cred (Out Of Reach)” (Hannahrain)
Cocteau Twins “Flotilla Tilly-Tilde” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)

agree? disagree? fuck you. go make your own thread.

kidding. vote. submit.

man, ruckus and semisonic are owning this. just saying. also, John Peel ova there. I wanted to include a couple of your Sufjans, but I didn't quite agree on your punctuation. It would be "Oh Fiery Pit Of Bratwurst, Smoking Hearts Of Amber" and "A Song For The Drive North Or, Look At All The Adult Video Stores". Commas make all the difference in the world player.

also ruckus not me. ruckus smart guy and gorilla supporter (those are the FACTS bitches) but ruckus not all that funny. gerard funny. ruckus not. only one gerard. thank you.

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 07:26 AM
John Peel is My Laugh Track

TomAz
02-12-2007, 08:07 AM
Air
Le Souris Sous le Soleil
Nous Aimons REM
L'enfant Innocente

The Hold Steady
Girl I Got Drunk With
Driving Home Drunk
Hangover Serenade

The Decemberists
Words You Have To Look Up
The Serf
Bow to the Queen and Her Entourage

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 08:08 AM
Words You Have To Look Up


yes

If this isn't on the poll I'm considering it a write-in.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 08:15 AM
Oh my god! It's sally field! can i have yr autograph?!?!

Sure, right after I finish bangin' Burt Reynolds. I loves me some Bandit!

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 08:19 AM
also ruckus not me. ruckus smart guy and gorilla supporter (those are the FACTS bitches) but ruckus not all that funny. gerard funny. ruckus not. only one gerard. thank you.

ruckus plenty funny. stupid gorilla lover though. idiots.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 08:20 AM
Beyonce

Sorda Hood
Love Me Tomorrow
All Fours


John Mellencamp

Kansas
Montana
Freedom From Blood

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!

18 Rotten Oranges In The Cubicle
New Koke
Lisa's Ink Splot Letter To The Heavens And Back

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 12:29 PM
Air
Le Souris Sous le Soleil
Nous Aimons REM
L'enfant Innocente

The Hold Steady
Girl I Got Drunk With
Driving Home Drunk
Hangover Serenade

The Decemberists
Words You Have To Look Up
The Serf
Bow to the Queen and Her Entourage


Beyonce

Sorda Hood
Love Me Tomorrow
All Fours

John Mellencamp

Kansas
Montana
Freedom From Blood

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!

18 Rotten Oranges In The Cubicle
New Koke
Lisa's Ink Splot Letter To The Heavens And Back

bug's in with "new koke". points for attempting beyonce, but the way her career is going, i have a feeling she'll be much more literal next time around. something like "put it in my backside, jigga". some hot candy bullshit like that.

tom, i'm giving you "hangover serenade" and one of your decemberists. choose which. updated list to come.

also colin meloy part clydesdale. resurrect goddamn seabiscuit for real ultimate animal rivalry. YEAH.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 01:40 PM
speedposting is so 10AM this morning. i'm getting off now. i WORK bitches.

Primus “Banana Scramble”(schoolofruckus)
Morrissey “We Hate It When Our Friends Get Their Teeth Whitened” (semisonic)
Cocteau Twins “Womb Warp Weft” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)
Primus “Oliver Was A Subsistence Rice Farmer” (schoolofruckus)
Nirvana “All Apostrophes” (semisonic)
GG Allin “I Don’t Eat To Shit” (Mr. Nipples)
The Hold Steady "Hangover Serenade" (TomAZ)
Uncle Tupelo “Cigarette Burns” (Yablonowitz)
Panic! At The Disco “Where You See Hope, I See One More Shattered Illusion” (semisonic)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah "New Koke" (bug on your lip)
Fall Out Boy “Street Cred (Out Of Reach)” (Hannahrain)
Cocteau Twins “Flotilla Tilly-Tilde” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)
The Decemberists "Words You Have To Look Up" (TomAZ)(unless he changes his mind about his selection)

keep em coming. we will whittle down later. sigur ros? radiohead? lickey your mom? let's GO.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 01:44 PM
Milli Vanilli~(ashlee simpson ok too)
If a Tree Falls
The Deciever
F.a.k.e.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 02:45 PM
Milli Vanilli~(ashlee simpson ok too)
If a Tree Falls
The Deciever
F.a.k.e.

you can do better. you have it in you, i know it. try.

TomAz
02-12-2007, 02:52 PM
Sigur Ros

Ríkur Höfðingi
Isfukkenkolden
Bjorkenhumpin

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 02:54 PM
Sigur Ros

Ríkur Höfðingi
Isfukkenkolden
Bjorkenhumpin

i think we have a winner. a show of hands please?

schoolofruckus
02-12-2007, 03:01 PM
Well, the alternative is three songs called , , and .

I like Tom's submissions.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 04:42 PM
you can do better. you have it in you, i know it. try.

Sorry mob, pete townshend's "baby pictures" was the best i had to offer, and it only got one response.

i'm quitting the fake songwriting business.

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 07:49 AM
Sorry mob, pete townshend's "baby pictures" was the best i had to offer, and it only got one response.

i'm quitting the fake songwriting business.

Perhaps if you had said Pete Townsend “The Little Kids Are Alright”. Something that SOUNDS like an actual Who song maybe. I’m trying to be an impartial judge here. But good job though.

Primus “Banana Scramble”(schoolofruckus)
Sigur Ros “Bjorkenhumpen” (TomAZ)
Morrissey “We Hate It When Our Friends Get Their Teeth Whitened” (semisonic)
Cocteau Twins “Womb Warp Weft” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)
Primus “Oliver Was A Subsistence Rice Farmer” (schoolofruckus)
Nirvana “All Apostrophes” (semisonic)
Sigur Ros “Isfukkenkolden” (TomAZ)
GG Allin “I Don’t Eat To Shit” (Mr. Nipples)
The Hold Steady "Hangover Serenade" (TomAZ)
Uncle Tupelo “Cigarette Burns” (Yablonowitz)
Panic! At The Disco “Where You See Hope, I See One More Shattered Illusion” (semisonic)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah "New Koke" (bug on your lip)
Fall Out Boy “Street Cred (Out Of Reach)” (Hannahrain)
Cocteau Twins “Flotilla Tilly-Tilde” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)
The Decemberists "Words You Have To Look Up" (TomAZ)

Wow, look at the big comeback from TomAZ! That’s some HEART right there son.

TomAz
02-13-2007, 08:37 AM
Perhaps if you had said Pete Townsend “The Little Kids Are Alright”.

That's pretty good.

is there a logic to the order in which you list the songs titles?
are you gonna follow with fake album titles?

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 08:44 AM
That's pretty good.

is there a logic to the order in which you list the songs titles?
are you gonna follow with fake album titles?

in order of greatness. best to worst. then whittle it down to ten. make a case for one if you think it should be higher.

nobody BUYS albums anymore, tom. well we do. but you know.

trowa888
02-13-2007, 09:07 AM
Placebo
B-12
Ultraviolet

Muse
Supermassive Asshole (Ode to George Bush)

Oasis
She's Eclectic

(more to come, that's all I'm submitting for the moment :P)

trowa888
02-13-2007, 09:23 AM
PS:

'all apostrophes' and 'words you have to look up' are effing hilarious...

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 09:45 AM
PS:

'all apostrophes' and 'words you have to look up' are effing hilarious...

see, that's two votes for you now tom. i'm moving you up. i'm convinced.

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 09:49 AM
lunch time revisions. according to current opinions/comments:

Primus “Banana Scramble”(schoolofruckus)
Sigur Ros “Bjorkenhumpen” (TomAZ)
Morrissey “We Hate It When Our Friends Get Their Teeth Whitened” (semisonic)
Primus “Oliver Was A Subsistence Rice Farmer” (schoolofruckus)
Nirvana “All Apostrophes” (semisonic)
Cocteau Twins “Womb Warp Weft” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)
Sigur Ros “Isfukkenkolden” (TomAZ)
GG Allin “I Don’t Eat To Shit” (Mr. Nipples)
The Hold Steady "Hangover Serenade" (TomAZ)
The Decemberists "Words You Have To Look Up" (TomAZ)
Uncle Tupelo “Cigarette Burns” (Yablonowitz)
Panic! At The Disco “Where You See Hope, I See One More Shattered Illusion” (semisonic)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah "New Koke" (bug on your lip)
Fall Out Boy “Street Cred (Out Of Reach)” (Hannahrain)
Cocteau Twins “Flotilla Tilly-Tilde” (John Peel Is My Co-Pilot)

bug on your lip
02-13-2007, 09:50 AM
TomAZ's have all been solid

just send him the chips already..... WINNER !

mob roulette
02-13-2007, 12:48 PM
TomAZ's have all been solid

just send him the chips already..... WINNER !

i will give it one more day and then i will put up the poll. if there are no more entries then no more poll and TomAZ wins.

last chance bitches.

mob roulette
02-15-2007, 08:32 AM
tom you win. i didn't forget. PM me a paypal or physical address and i'll send you twenty bucks. cheers. mob.

TomAz
02-15-2007, 08:42 AM
thanks. give it to the next homeless person you see. bug'll appreciate the gesture. cheers.

bug on your lip
02-15-2007, 08:45 AM
no, i'm not going to add u to the "who is the cuddliest" poll

kiss ass