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benhur
09-10-2008, 09:20 PM
he also said it would be up today....amiright?

benhur
09-10-2008, 09:21 PM
how did my post jump to 9/10 2008 at 10:20 pm?

zenidogx
09-10-2008, 09:23 PM
monklish also says:
Pavement - nope
The Kinks - ...
The Replacements - probably
The Smiths - ...
The Stone Roses - ...

betao
09-10-2008, 09:23 PM
no I see it. crazy shit.

matsuolost
09-10-2008, 09:23 PM
its like lost


and wtf is a TOKEN??

menikmati
09-10-2008, 09:24 PM
You found the 4th dimension!

matsuolost
09-10-2008, 09:26 PM
time to find my constant!

Harrisment
09-10-2008, 09:28 PM
WTF is up with the board? All of the posts are scrambled.

Boourns
09-10-2008, 09:30 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/Timeparadoxposter.jpg

Mr. E
01-26-2009, 05:10 PM
In spite of what you've read on Twitter, lineup will be announced tomorrow.

http://monklish.blogspot.com/

Memorial_07
01-26-2009, 05:11 PM
what's more reliable?

monklish or twitter?

decisions decisions

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-26-2009, 05:11 PM
inspite of her saying jan 26th for two weeks?

johnnypolite
01-26-2009, 05:12 PM
I don't know what to believe! lol

benhur
01-26-2009, 05:12 PM
wtf

Mr. E
01-26-2009, 05:12 PM
jan 26 is not that far of jan 27.....or is that far?

matsuolost
01-26-2009, 05:12 PM
well tomorrow has been the day since friday
so yeah!!!!!!!
tomorrow woot woot

paulb
01-26-2009, 05:13 PM
Monklish....lol.....lets just hope its 7:20am tomorrow.

Mr. E
01-26-2009, 05:13 PM
WTF the board is goin CRAZY!

benhur
01-26-2009, 05:13 PM
am i the only one seeing two of my posts travel through time to the past?

lolwut
01-26-2009, 05:15 PM
am i the only one seeing two of my posts travel through time to the past?

dividing by zero again.

Mr. E
01-26-2009, 05:15 PM
LOL me too...

matsuolost
01-26-2009, 05:15 PM
its like being in lost

and wtf is a token??

Harrisment
01-26-2009, 05:16 PM
am i the only one seeing two of my posts travel through time to the past?

No, I see it too.

So when did monklish post that part about "Despite what you've read on twitter?"

She made this post earlier today, but I don't remember it saying that bit about twitter. Was that added tonight after the kroq twitter update?

boarderwoozel3
01-26-2009, 05:17 PM
dividing by zero again.

Indeed. Shit is getting weird around here.

Mr. E
01-26-2009, 05:17 PM
yes

digitaldragon03
01-26-2009, 05:18 PM
Didnt monk specifically say it would be out on the 26th? :rolleyes

matsuolost
01-26-2009, 05:18 PM
time to find my constant!

frozen pilgrim
01-26-2009, 05:18 PM
dividing by zero again.

http://img1.purerave.com/4/43/4806243.jpg

msklvr
01-26-2009, 05:18 PM
wtf is going on around here. there's strange shit all around the boards.

boarderwoozel3
01-26-2009, 05:19 PM
Didnt monk specifically say it would be out on the 26th? :rolleyes

Looks like a FAIL for old Monklish on that one.

brycerosen
01-26-2009, 05:21 PM
i feel a little better now

scoop49er
01-26-2009, 05:22 PM
i just worked out to linkin park live in mountain view while drinking a beer! nothing makes sense anymore!!

Harrisment
01-26-2009, 05:22 PM
Monk responded to me and said she posted just 10 mins ago that the lineup will be out tomorrow, despite twitter.

Aurgasm
01-26-2009, 05:24 PM
oh yea..the mods are out. the "we demand.." got erased. posts flying

woooooooooooooo


Pouring a beer

benhur
01-26-2009, 05:24 PM
i wonder where this post will end up

idriveawkwardly
01-26-2009, 05:25 PM
time to find my constant!

HAHAHAHAHA

captncrzy
01-26-2009, 05:26 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/dog_eyes.gif

benhur
01-26-2009, 05:26 PM
i love how it says i started this thread now lol.....mr.e, what the hell did u do when u made this..?

menikmati
01-26-2009, 05:26 PM
back to normal?

benhur
01-26-2009, 05:27 PM
i found my constant

boarderwoozel3
01-26-2009, 05:28 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/dog_eyes.gif

YES! That GIF couldn't be more appropriate.

HandBanana
01-26-2009, 05:32 PM
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6223/brianaustingreen1bc2.jpg

Aurgasm
01-26-2009, 05:37 PM
it told me this thread was closed

captncrzy
01-26-2009, 05:39 PM
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/inodqrlj.jpeg

SecretPrescription
01-26-2009, 06:04 PM
umm
whoever writes this blog has some explaining to do

that list of "probablys" has boards of canada....

.......


::praying::

woogie846
01-26-2009, 06:05 PM
How is this Monklish person credible?

coolhandluke
01-26-2009, 06:17 PM
Bitch moved White Stripes from probably to have no idea. Fuck I wanted them there.

Alchemy
01-26-2009, 06:32 PM
How is this Monklish person credible?

She isn't. People are just being delusional.

sac a douche
01-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Monday, January 26, 2009
The final stretch.
I'll update this again later today:

My personal guarantee (i.e. I has sufficient knowledge that I trust these will occur, that is, I've been told that these have been making arrangements to attend the festival as contractually paid acts or clear evidence exists on the internet to confirm their attendance as a paid act):

A Place to Bury Strangers
Adele
Armin Van Buuren
Bajofondo
Band of Horses
Buraka Som Sistema
Calexico
Chairlift
The Chemical Brothers
Christopher Lawrence
Crookers
Crystal Castles
Deerhunter
Drop the Lime
Evil Nine
Fleet Foxes
Franz Ferdinand
Girl Talk
Glasvegas
Gui Boratto
Hercules and Love Affair
The Hold Steady
Instituto Mexicano Del Sonido
The Killers
Kings of Leon
Kode9
Late of the Pier
Los Campesinos
Lupe Fiasco
Lykke Li
Mastadon
Mike Patton + Rahzel collaboration
Morrissey
Mr Oizo
N.A.S.A
Neil Young
No Age
Noah and the Whale
O'Death
Paul Weller (of the Jam)
Peanut Butter Wolf
Primal Scream
Public Enemy
Roni Size
Sebastian Tellier
The Airborne Toxic Event
The Black Keys
The Bloody Beetroots
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Bug
The Gaslight Anthem
The Knux
The Presets
Themselves
Tinariwen
The Ting Tings
TV on the Radio
White Lies
X

Perhaps (I have faith based on certain knowledge that these should occur, that is, there have been discussions between the bands/agents and the organizers and both parties tend to agree on terms but I don't have sufficient evidence due to various reasons to believe this to be 100% true):

Alabama 3
Amanda Palmer
Animal Collective
Basement Jaxx
Beck
Blur
Boards of Canada
Boris
Built to Spill
Comedians of Comedy
Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele
Dirty Projectors
Dr. Dog
Estelle
Friendly Fires
Flying Lotus
Gang Gang Dance
Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
Jamie T
Jay Reatard
Jenny Lewis
Leonard Cohen
Kimya Dawson / The Moldy Peaches / Antsy Pants (one of those)
The Knux
Ladytron
Leonard Cohen
Lily Allen
Lyrics Born
Mastodon
Moby (DJ)
My Bloody Valentine
The Original Wailers featuring Junior Marvin, Wya Lindo & Al Anderson
Paul Oakenfold
Robyn
Steel Pulse
The Doves
The Faint
The Heavy
The Mountain Goats
The Prodigy
The Specials
The Thermals
Underworld
Wilco

No factual basis other than I've heard it's possible (My faith is wavering based on various factors that these might occur, that is, these names have been thrown around by the organizers and people that I know which aren't associated with organizing the festival and/or they seem relatively unlikely to occur to me on a personal level):

Eminem
Far
Freebass
Future Sound of London
Jedi Mind Tricks
Mogwai
Royksopp
Social Distortion
The Sword
The White Stripes
The Vaselines
TRVSDJAM
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Won't be there:
Daft Punk
David Byrne/Talking Heads (bah/clearly)
Depeche Mode
Fischerspooner
Jarvis Cocker (apologies to the uber fans that asked about this 20 times in my comments section)
Oasis
PJ Harvey
Pulp
Radiohead
R.E.M.
Simian Mobile Disco

Reunion rumors (and which ones I'll say "probably" for):
The Avalanches - probably
Big Audio Dynamite - nope
Operation Ivy - nope
Pavement - nope
Roxy Music - nope
Screaming Trees - nope
The Jam - ...
The Kinks - ...
The Replacements - probably
The Smiths - ...
The Stone Roses - ...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Heather
Date: Jan 26, 2009 2:02 PM


haha fuck you! i thought you had it or somethin. evil.

i wanna know so bad!

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: 4983
Date: Jan 26, 2009 3:59 PM

SFChrissy
01-26-2009, 07:29 PM
I bet they are working on the ticker

SFChrissy
01-26-2009, 07:35 PM
What an idiot

ELPOLLOLOCO
01-26-2009, 07:39 PM
http://www.yuddy.com/articleimages/brian%20austin%20green%20bigMTk3Ng==.jpg

one2fast
01-27-2009, 09:38 PM
the url to this site?

Coachella Bound
01-27-2009, 09:39 PM
monklish said it was going to be a boy!

esy191
01-27-2009, 10:03 PM
I know this is another speculative flammable post but...

My friend was talking to the owner of the Henry Fonda Theater (who is also a member of the Goldenvoice team) and he says that, although the lineup was supposed to come out today and was held up, it will be coming out tomorrow. This is assuming that they don't have any more lineup issues from now until then.

The only thing we can take from this is that they INTEND to announce the lineup tomorrow. Just like the INTENDED to announce it today. Don't yell at me. I am not saying it IS going to come out tomorrow. All I am telling you is that, as of this evening, they are INTENDING to release it tomorrow. INTENTION ≠ ACTION.

Jesus christ, you have to tread lightly on this board.

niksterg11
01-27-2009, 10:09 PM
esy, i hope you're right. i think you're right, but more than that, I hope you're right.

gooftroop
01-27-2009, 11:30 PM
My friend was talking to the owner of the Henry Fonda Theater (who is also a member of the Goldenvoice team) and he says that, although the lineup was supposed to come out today and was held up, it will be coming out tomorrow. This is assuming that they don't have any more lineup issues from now until then.


No flame from me, I'll just believe it when I see it. I would love for you to be right.

msklvr
01-28-2009, 07:15 AM
If Monklish was wrong about the lineup coming out yesterday, what else is she wrong about?

betao
01-28-2009, 07:18 AM
If Monklish was wrong about the lineup coming out yesterday, what else is she wrong about?

well I will say this-

she's had Public Enemy on her "confirmed" list for some time now.

and just yesterday we realized on their that they were indeed confirmed.

msklvr
01-28-2009, 07:20 AM
one. one thing. but what else is she wrong about?

faxman75
01-28-2009, 07:21 AM
Which means absolutely nothing.

RedThom
01-28-2009, 07:23 AM
well I will say this-

she's had Public Enemy on her "confirmed" list for some time now.

and just yesterday we realized on their that they were indeed confirmed.

she also called the absence of Simian Mobile Disco 2 weeks before their tour dates were released.

betao
01-28-2009, 07:31 AM
one. one thing. but what else is she wrong about?


Which means absolutely nothing.

Let me put it this way - she's had The Chemical Bros as a guarantee for a few weeks now.

If they indeed do play, she'll have all my respect as a credible source. Because nothing has publicly happened to imply that they will play.

And if you guys want to criticize her for saying the lineup is tomorrow, just remember that back when everyone thought it'd be out jan 19-21st, she was saying "maybe the 26th, could even be feb 2nd".

and if you want to criticize her sticking with yesterday, just remember that KROQ, live105, and 91X were also apparently told "tuesday" - after Monk said it. That's not 1 but 3 radiostations. I have a feeling that it was scheduled to come out yesterday, but something happened last minute and GV had to cancel. And you can't blame the radio stations nor monk for that.

Funny thing when you think about it. Everybody has been giving KROQ all the hate for it not coming out when they said it would, but live105 and 91x said tuesday too. why arent we giving them shit??

RedThom
01-28-2009, 07:32 AM
I even called 91x yesterday. Got a hold of a guy and he said they might be giving away tickets TODAY. This is probably not the case though now.

msklvr
01-28-2009, 07:34 AM
I'm just interested to see what other information will be wrong.

rage patton
01-28-2009, 08:49 AM
No update from Monklish today or yesterday? Hmmmm....

Xenocide
01-28-2009, 08:53 AM
hmm, indeed

Memorial_07
01-28-2009, 08:54 AM
no update at all on when it'll be out?

faxman75
01-28-2009, 08:55 AM
No.

Xenocide
01-28-2009, 09:08 AM
monklish lies./..

Grimlock
01-28-2009, 10:08 AM
i'm Monklish, but don't tell no one...

Sonicifyouwantit
01-28-2009, 10:11 AM
And if you guys want to criticize her for saying the lineup is tomorrow, just remember that back when everyone thought it'd be out jan 19-21st, she was saying "maybe the 26th, could even be feb 2nd".



I said earliest 19th, possibly the 26th and latest Feb. 2nd

at this point I could still be wrong about the latest, but I hope we have it by the 2nd

menikmati
01-28-2009, 10:13 AM
Monklish is bullshit. It's not hard to put together a list of "coachella bands" and get about 80% right. As far as her knowing anything...look at her original lists when she started making this blog, they're completely wrong and full of fail....and saying she knew SMD wouldn't be there 2 weeks ahead of their april tour dates being announced...I came to same conclusion by browsing the windish agency in fucking November. And before that, she had SMD as playing there. All she does is guess guess guess, and fail.

BlueDevil50
01-28-2009, 10:15 AM
fail...hmmmm something goldenvoice is perfecting these days.

nbvwes
01-28-2009, 10:30 AM
i don't care if they are working on a headliner or two... release the REST of the lineup & let us buy tickets!

PierogiHead
01-28-2009, 10:34 AM
My Father, My Line Up Attack Dog
Now that the PierogiHeads are over I can tell you my gravest secret. Worse than suicide, worse than crack addiction:
My father.

You might be surprised to know he is famous, for terrible reasons.

My father is a despicable man. My father is a sort of human molestor.

An exploiter. A scoundrel. A world historical motherfucking son of a bitch. (sorry grandma)

You can read about him here:

monklish.blogspot.com

My life is so wierd. It's allegorical to the nth. My father went to college at Transylvania University.

You see what I'm saying.

A couple of years ago I demanded he stop his work. Close down his blog or I would sever our relationship.

He refused. He has just gotten worse. More evil. More powerful. We've been "estranged" for over three years.

Even as a child I disliked him. We were opposites. I wanted to read. He wanted to play games.

He is a lineup liar.

When I got out of college I joined the Coachella message board (the members were group organized at Coachella.com).

I went off to hide in music and music journalism.

I fled through this art portal for twenty years. In the mean time my Dad started a very very bad

blog called monklish.blogspot.com.

He props up line ups/reunions/rumors and announcement dates.

He attacks lurkers, Old School members, music journalists, blogs, promoters, The Smiths, college students.

His clients include everyone from SuperFan to the Consequence of Sound.

He helped ensure the line up did not get released from January 19 to January 28!

The worst part for me as a poster is what he does with the english language.

Though vicious he is a doltish thinker

and his spurious editorials rely on doublethink and always with the Lashon Hara.

As I studied Judaism over the years, the shame and the shanda,

grew almost too much. my heart was constantly on fire for justice. I could find no relief.

This winter I decided that the PierogiHeads were too small of a force to ever come close to

undoing a millionth of all the harm he has caused. To you and everyone you know.

Literally, if you read or attend Coachella, he is reaching you.

I've always hid this terrible shame from you, the fan. The PierogiHeads have always stood autonomous and clear.

Hopefully it won't contaminate your feelings about the work.

My life has been riddled with Ibsenism. In a way I am the son of a demon come to make good the damage.

Previously I thought, through posts and .gifs and YouTube clips I could find and build a refuge away from his world.

But there is the matter of Justice.

And i'll tell you it's not just a metaphor. The desire for it actually burns.

It hurts.

There needs to be something more. I'll see what that might be.


PierogiHead

Aurgasm
01-28-2009, 10:37 AM
you're a fucking strange person

patsfan5454
01-28-2009, 10:37 AM
Pierogihead Officially Ignored by the whole Board

redthreat
01-28-2009, 10:38 AM
...they're completely wrong and full of fail......All she does is guess guess guess, and fail.

That's a lot of fail.

PierogiHead
01-28-2009, 10:40 AM
you're a fucking strange person


Pierogihead Officially Ignored by the whole Board

Did you get the reference though?

betao
01-28-2009, 10:41 AM
christian bale called, he wants his american psycho monologue reflection back.

betao
01-28-2009, 10:42 AM
^^^ i dont think that's the reference, but thats what it reminded me of

one2fast
01-28-2009, 10:42 AM
i don't care if they are working on a headliner or two... release the REST of the lineup & let us buy tickets!

i second that!!! seriously the undercards are more the reason im goin for there the ones that r going to be playing most of the day lets hear sum good news already!!!

BlackSwan
01-28-2009, 10:43 AM
This is out of control.

PierogiHead
01-28-2009, 10:44 AM
It was a quick edit on the lead singer of Silver Jew's expose of his father:

http://stereogum.com/archives/silver-jew-calls-it-quits-exposes-dad_047621.html

betao
01-28-2009, 10:45 AM
This whole situation reminds me of Jack Nicholson going insane in The Shining. Like that is what the board is going through right now.

Sonicifyouwantit
01-28-2009, 10:47 AM
Monklish is bullshit. It's not hard to put together a list of "coachella bands" and get about 80% right. As far as her knowing anything...look at her original lists when she started making this blog, they're completely wrong and full of fail....and saying she knew SMD wouldn't be there 2 weeks ahead of their april tour dates being announced...I came to same conclusion by browsing the windish agency in fucking November. And before that, she had SMD as playing there. All she does is guess guess guess, and fail.

should even be a shock that monklish said smd wasnt playing? They already played last year and have a show in LA this March. I know bands play two years in a row (hot chip, bloc party, justice) but I wouldn't expect SMD to.

Sonicifyouwantit
01-28-2009, 10:48 AM
This whole situation reminds me of Jack Nicholson going insane in The Shining. Like that is what the board is going through right now.

some one...actually nationocean posted the all work and no lineup makes jack a dull boy bit.