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richhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02-10-2007, 03:45 PM
WHY??????????????

Courtney
02-10-2007, 03:48 PM
Because of Hugh Grant.


No, but seriously, wtf? What kind of question is that?

rhodez
02-10-2007, 03:50 PM
whats wrong with hugh grant haha and richhhh stop trying to get ur postcount up u lurker

richhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02-10-2007, 03:54 PM
rhodez stop sending me private messages asking if i have webcam...and no i donnt want to see your willy winkle !

ayates
02-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Because you bought this and destroyed it, now go away.

http://stewiesplayground.com/wp-content/drunkenclam.png

psychic friend
02-10-2007, 04:02 PM
i didnt know they did. i love british guys. bring me some ewan mcgregor anytime.

ayates
02-10-2007, 04:04 PM
i didnt know they did. i love british guys. bring me some ewan mcgregor anytime.

He's Scottish, the lowest of the low.

richhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
02-10-2007, 04:17 PM
no thats u

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 04:21 PM
He's Scottish, the lowest of the low.

I guess the lowest of the low translates into "gorgeous man candy" in female language.

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 04:27 PM
Female language is dialect gone afoul.

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psychic friend
02-10-2007, 04:28 PM
whatever, ewan is hot. mmmmmmmmmm gooood.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 04:33 PM
Female language is dialect gone afoul.

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translated into femalian:

"i love girls, and feel vindictive because they do not love me."

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 04:33 PM
Sure, if you fancy hairy men with bad hygienic practices.

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DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 04:34 PM
I've been loved before ....

*runs away crying*

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RATMan
02-10-2007, 05:01 PM
Most British guys are cool, except for the English and the Scots, and most of the Welsh. The Northern Irish seem all right, but I've never met any, just read about them.

rhodez
02-10-2007, 05:08 PM
Most American guys are cool, except for all of them. I havn't met any though... just read about them

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:10 PM
Most British guys are cool, except for the English and the Scots, and most of the Welsh. The Northern Irish seem all right, but I've never met any, just read about them.


Most American guys are cool, except for all of them. I havn't met any though... just read about them

There are cool guys in every country. Too bad you guys aren't them.

rhodez
02-10-2007, 05:11 PM
There are cool guys in every country. Too bad you guys aren't them.

and your the judge? nice one mush .. gel on!

weasel lips

RATMan
02-10-2007, 05:12 PM
Most American guys are cool, except for all of them. I havn't met any though... just read about them

Hahahaha! That's fucking hilarious! Where did you come up with such clever repartee?? You must have been influenced by the greatest comedic minds of all time!

rhodez
02-10-2007, 05:12 PM
cheers mate

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:13 PM
weasel lips

i...i...i can't believe you would say that to me. That hurts. so bad.


JUST KIDDING. suck a dick.

rhodez
02-10-2007, 05:15 PM
hahaha

RATMan
02-10-2007, 05:17 PM
JUST KIDDING. suck a dick.


Hey hey hey! Be nice, these people are our guests! So what if they behave like drunken barbarians, have some respect.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:18 PM
I'm was plenty nice until he called me weasel lips. That's pretty much the point where i drop the Emily Post act.

rhodez
02-10-2007, 05:20 PM
I'm was plenty nice until he called me weasel lips. That's pretty much the point where i drop the Emily Post act.


ok i take it back, didnt mean to upset you or anything

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:22 PM
ok i take it back, didnt mean to upset you or anything

I take back "suck a dick" as well. It is no longer a command, but merely a thought on how you could pass the time.

RATMan
02-10-2007, 05:27 PM
Glad to see civility returning to this thread, thank you all.

What's wrong with "weasel lips"? Weasels are cute, you should be flattered.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:32 PM
Glad to see civility returning to this thread, thank you all.

What's wrong with "weasel lips"? Weasels are cute, you should be flattered.

it's just... ferrets are so much cuter. being called weasel lips when there are lookers out there like ferrets is like being called "the fifth prettiest girl at the party"...

RATMan
02-10-2007, 05:46 PM
Dude, being the fifth prettiest girl at the party ain't bad. Lots of people would still want to bang you.

I think you set impossible standards

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:51 PM
Dude, being the fifth prettiest girl at the party ain't bad. Lots of people would still want to bang you.

I think you set impossible standards

Not if there's only four girls at the party

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 06:27 PM
That's a shitty party. But then again ... San Francisco ...

I won't say anymore.

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RATMan
02-10-2007, 06:30 PM
That's a shitty party. But then again ... San Francisco ...I won't say anymore.E

Haha, yeah. Sausage festivals suck

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 06:32 PM
Yeah, but in San Francisco, you know, the sausage fests are, you know, uh ...

you know ...

Gay Capitol of the world. Also, the city itself sucks, besides that.

In fact, there are plenty of gays in Vegas. And look how great and all-American this town is. :)

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jerpar24
02-10-2007, 07:02 PM
Yeah, but in San Francisco, you know, the sausage fests are, you know, uh ...

you know ...

Gay Capitol of the world. Also, the city itself sucks, besides that.

In fact, there are plenty of gays in Vegas. And look how great and all-American this town is. :)

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There are alot of gays there but I swear L.A. has more.

jerpar24
02-10-2007, 07:13 PM
But really I don't think most Americans hate the English. The Brits I have met were really cool. Not has cool as the Irish tho. I'm American and I don't have anything against them. Now the French on the other hand is another story.

summerkid
02-10-2007, 07:34 PM
Seriously, I have never heard an American say anything bad about the British. The French on the other hand...

psychic friend
02-10-2007, 07:37 PM
daft punk are french, let's not forget.

pewter14
02-10-2007, 07:44 PM
Yeah, but in San Francisco, you know, the sausage fests are, you know, uh ...

you know ...

Gay Capitol of the world. Also, the city itself sucks, besides that.

In fact, there are plenty of gays in Vegas. And look how great and all-American this town is. :)

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I prefer to live in the "Gay Capital of the World" as you put it ... less competition with the ladies, ya know?

summerkid
02-10-2007, 08:16 PM
daft punk are french, let's not forget.

And so are Air, Pheonix, Justice, and nearly everybody else on Ed Bangers Rec. Yeah, I used to dislike the French, but Daft Punk changed all that now I love them just for giving us Daft Punk. Thank you France!

kaeso
02-10-2007, 08:23 PM
the french invented parkour, which is admirable

McFearless
02-10-2007, 08:50 PM
I love British men. Hugh Grant is such a charming mothafuka. Its insane. I also love British guys in bands and tight pants. Oh yeah. I'll take a few of those.

smilingdownward
02-10-2007, 09:42 PM
forget hugh grant, its all about colin firth. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
yum-o!

Boourns
02-10-2007, 09:53 PM
British guys make the best music.

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 10:13 PM
I said Capitol of the World, not Capital.

And I've never noticed an abundance of homosexuals in LA.

And I love the French.

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Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 10:20 PM
I love British men. Hugh Grant is such a charming mothafuka. Its insane. I also love British guys in bands and tight pants. Oh yeah. I'll take a few of those.


Hugh grant's full name is "hugh john mungo grant".

hugh john mungo grant.

hugh mungo

humungo.

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 10:34 PM
:rolleyes

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RATMan
02-10-2007, 11:24 PM
Hugh grant's full name is "hugh john mungo grant".

hugh john mungo grant.

hugh mungo

humungo.


Does that mean he has a big wiener, or are you just hoping?

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 11:39 PM
Don't encourage these women, Ratso.

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RATMan
02-11-2007, 12:19 AM
Yeah, they seem pretty wild and horny

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-11-2007, 12:40 AM
whatever, ewan is hot. mmmmmmmmmm gooood.


I went to college with Ewan MacGregor. Now that he's famous he never writes, never phones, doesn't even say hi when we walk down the street.




That's only because he doesn't fuckin' know me, but that's no excuse. Famous people huh? Too fuckin' good for the common people!

RATMan
02-11-2007, 01:02 AM
Fuck that Ewan douche, how dare he ignore the great JPIMC-P, fucking wanker.

If I ever see him using a Port-O-Potty, I'll be sure to push it over in your memory, John, no worries.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 01:17 AM
Does that mean he has a big wiener, or are you just hoping?

I wouldn't go out with anyone who got arrested for sticking it in a hooker.

RATMan
02-11-2007, 01:24 AM
Damn, I have no luck

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 03:06 AM
Fuck that Ewan

Do i even need to say it? i think i do.

dont mind if i do.

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 12:03 PM
i was so totally going to crush on hannahrain until she used the words "gorgeous man candy" to describe ewan fucking mcgregor. darlin, it's over.

AUDIOJUNKIES
02-11-2007, 12:10 PM
well we are a music forum full of british guys and hot british girls. Its ok to hate us, especially when we plug our sites so much with the promise of hot british girls who love american guys...


Jed
HOTT girls

woogie846
02-11-2007, 12:13 PM
I'm fine with British people. It just bugs me when British people brag that they're British.

AUDIOJUNKIES
02-11-2007, 12:21 PM
hah its nothing to brag about at all. Id happily be american....

i jest of course. Id rather be british. We are great.


Jed
x 10

DeltaSigChi4
02-11-2007, 01:24 PM
The only thing great I see about being British is watching their leader stand up in front of all his opposition in Parliament. I would give up sex for years if I had the chance to see Bush get demolished like that every month. I'd give up more if I can have ten (10) minutes alone with him in an alley.

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chiapet
02-11-2007, 02:47 PM
I prefer to live in the "Gay Capital of the World" as you put it ... less competition with the ladies, ya know?

How's that working out for you? :P

I wasn't aware Americans hate British guys, like em quite a bit myself.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 03:22 PM
i was so totally going to crush on hannahrain until she used the words "gorgeous man candy" to describe ewan fucking mcgregor. darlin, it's over.

jealousy is an unattractive quality in a mobster, "darlin".

josephv909
02-11-2007, 03:28 PM
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

Philthy
02-11-2007, 04:53 PM
I go to the States every year, and I've never had a bad experience with anyone.....apart from this 1 crazy homeless guy on Venice Beach. Other than that - all the Americans I've met have been pretty fucking awesome! Even the ones in Crenshaw when I took a wrong turn in LA.

It's all good.

If you're an asshole - you'll be treated like one, if you're not....people will like you. It probably helps that I'm the most attractive bastard on the planet though.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 05:00 PM
yr post was great until about here


It probably helps that I'm the most attractive bastard on the planet though.

DeltaSigChi4
02-11-2007, 07:57 PM
yr post was great until about here

Jealousy is an unattractive quality in a Hanna, "sweet cheeks".

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Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 08:54 PM
*hannah.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 05:58 AM
jealousy is an unattractive quality in a mobster, "darlin".

anytime you're ready to stop swimming with the tadpoles sweetheart.

hope you have a wonderful monday.

love, mob

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 06:46 AM
I think I'm ready. Gimme a call. But i gotta warn you, my boyfriend tommy shares the phone line.

http://icons.iconator.com/318/ICONATOR_154e878399ed79fe5541808844b73718.gif

Adam2uBer
02-12-2007, 11:15 PM
Most American dudes would nail Brit gals...specially because of the accent.


As for Americans hating British guys..uhh...no clue.

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 01:10 AM
my sister in law is american.

she hates all things british. apart from - get this - roast lamb. thats it. the only good thing about england to her is roast lamb.

xxfxx

RATMan
02-13-2007, 01:45 AM
my sister in law is american.

she hates all things british. apart from - get this - roast lamb. thats it. the only good thing about england to her is roast lamb.


What a dope your sister-in-law is. Roast lamb blows.

The only good thing about england is Thierry Henry, who's French.

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 01:46 AM
i agree with you on the sister in law thing.

annnnd for your info, there are lots and lots of cool things about england. for example - marmite.


xxfxx

Hannahrain
02-13-2007, 01:49 AM
and fran!



(please tell me it was fran...)

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 01:51 AM
awwwww youre lovely. see... theres love between the americans and the brits!!!


(yes dear it is fran tee hee hee)

xxfxx

RATMan
02-13-2007, 01:52 AM
i agree with you on the sister in law thing.
annnnd for your info, there are lots and lots of cool things about england. for example - marmite.

Yeah, I know, I was just kidding about the Henry thing. There are lots of cool things in england, it's true.

I'll try to think of some and get back to you...

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 01:54 AM
well dont over think it...

xxfxx

RATMan
02-13-2007, 01:55 AM
well dont over think it...


Over think? Huh?

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 01:59 AM
theres not sooooo much cool stuff here... but there is some. america is the place with the most cool stuff.

you guys get to eat pancakes for breakfast! we have one pancake day a year. hahaha and according to my sister in law, our pancakes are crap!


xxfxx

Nate-UK
02-13-2007, 04:53 AM
Well I've been to the States 9-10 times now and I've never really had an issue with anybody and vice versa.
The times you get friction are when you're all gunning for the attention of ladies. When the Brit and the American are in the same arena the animosity stems from the party who's turf they are performing on. For example if I went to a club in the UK and there was a party of American lads in there they'd get a lot of attention, prompting a "Bloody Yanks" comment from myself. Likewise in the States we British seem to get more attention, prompting a "Damn Brits!" from the local guys.

I'd like to think of it as more of a mutual respect than hatred ;) We all need to meet up in a neutral ground! Australia anybody :D

My 2 pence worth!

sonofhal
02-13-2007, 05:00 AM
London is one of the best cities in the world for live music - If that's not a good thing, i don't know what is, but...

Ultimately, i find America a lot more chilled out than the UK - and the people friendlier (and the festivals better - obviously)

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 05:06 AM
so to sum up... america is better.

im so excited to visit!!! :D



xxfxx

Elazarus
02-13-2007, 05:34 AM
so to sum up... america is better.

im so excited to visit!!! :D



xxfxx

Oh my god, can't believe you said that, LOL

Nate-UK
02-13-2007, 05:39 AM
I do like America, why else would I have visited it so much, but I doubt I could live there.

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 05:47 AM
Oh my god, can't believe you said that, LOL

why?

everything i have ever heard makes me think america is totttttalllllllyyyy cool. its not cool that i have to fly like 11 hours to get there...


xxfxx

Elazarus
02-13-2007, 05:52 AM
I can think of one reason why america is not cool... The muthafukin gun culture, that shit is just fucked up!

I'm not saying I hate america or anything, but there are some things that just scare me about it.

vinylmartyr
02-13-2007, 05:55 AM
I'm American and I don't own any guns.

Elazarus
02-13-2007, 05:56 AM
I'm American and I don't own any guns.

Good! your one of the sensible ones.

vinylmartyr
02-13-2007, 05:57 AM
You guys have nothing to worry about. People will think your charming and unique.

ProEdge
02-13-2007, 05:58 AM
What does this have to do with Coachella??

vinylmartyr
02-13-2007, 05:58 AM
All the Brits I have met that live in America are cool. They mostly worry about getting deported.

vinylmartyr
02-13-2007, 06:00 AM
This one british guy gave me a sack of nugs at a party cause he was afraid he would get stopped by the cops and deported for having some pot.

Elazarus
02-13-2007, 06:00 AM
What does this have to do with Coachella??

Absolutely nothing.

Elazarus
02-13-2007, 06:01 AM
This one british guy gave me a sack of nugs at a party cause he was afraid he would get stopped by the cops and deported for having some pot.

What's a sack of nugs, never heard that before?

vinylmartyr
02-13-2007, 06:04 AM
Kinda Bud. Weed. Pot.

vinylmartyr
02-13-2007, 06:06 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/426061/2/istockphoto_426061_nugs.jpg

Nate-UK
02-13-2007, 06:07 AM
All the Brits I have met that live in America are cool. They mostly worry about getting deported.

Haha, with good reason too.

Elazarus
02-13-2007, 06:10 AM
oh i see, just really compressed bud

~fab81~
02-13-2007, 06:13 AM
*drools*


xxfxx

A((wake))
02-13-2007, 07:10 AM
WHY??????????????

Becuase you start pointless threads?

foto_synthesis
02-13-2007, 07:27 AM
i didnt know they did. i love british guys. bring me some ewan mcgregor anytime.

I'll take some Jude Law, as well, thanks. :winkiss

foto_synthesis
02-13-2007, 07:29 AM
i...i...i can't believe you would say that to me. That hurts. so bad.

JUST KIDDING. suck a dick.


Go F*ck a goat! :rotfl

elChurro
02-13-2007, 07:42 AM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i48/melonmel/British_Teeth_Closeup.jpg

TheGunslinger138
02-13-2007, 11:07 AM
What's a sack of nugs, never heard that before?

Stink Nuggets!

Snoogans.

mozabilly54
02-13-2007, 11:41 AM
I don't hate British men. One of my good friends is British.

captncrzy
02-13-2007, 11:42 AM
I love Rob Dickinson.

amyzzz
02-13-2007, 12:19 PM
I love Rob Dickinson.
Me too! I just saw him last month.

cuchulainn
02-13-2007, 12:53 PM
i have a mate thats english ... i slept with his girlfriend .. and im australian ... f%$k im in the wrong thread

smilingdownward
02-13-2007, 01:57 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i48/melonmel/British_Teeth_Closeup.jpg

cancer is nummy!

krunchy
02-13-2007, 03:11 PM
America will be excellent for a week. Anything past that would just have scary skewed vibes and way too much fox news!
I'm gonna go and eat a shitload of the terrible food there, come back and work on my diabetes from all the white man poison.
England and America both have horrible foods, but at least American food tastes good! English food is fucking horrible!

captncrzy
02-13-2007, 08:01 PM
Me too! I just saw him last month.



He's ridiculously good looking; not to mention the fact that he's just a really really really nice guy.

lmwhitter
02-14-2007, 05:19 PM
I like the accent and the gorgeous blue eyes, and nice teeth if they are in their mouth!!!!


Most British guys are cool, except for the English and the Scots, and most of the Welsh. The Northern Irish seem all right, but I've never met any, just read about them.

SheriNOIR
03-16-2007, 06:36 AM
I hate British men.
;)

invisiblerobots
03-16-2007, 06:51 AM
America will be excellent for a week. Anything past that would just have scary skewed vibes and way too much fox news!

Fox news is easily ignored, as it should be.


I'm gonna go and eat a shitload of the terrible food there, come back and work on my diabetes from all the white man poison.
England and America both have horrible foods, but at least American food tastes good! English food is fucking horrible!

Terrible food is also easily avoidable here. Quality food abounds.

Jake!
03-16-2007, 07:42 AM
I hate anyone who thinks all British people talk like Hugh Grant, he brings shame on all of us. in fact i dont think Hugh Grant is actually British, and if he is he must of came from the 18th centary

blakely
03-16-2007, 07:43 AM
18th centary

really?
is that like a different dimension or something?

Jake!
03-16-2007, 07:50 AM
really?
is that like a different dimension or something?


Yep. Turns out Hugh can travel through time. This compresses his head, which explains why his voice is so shit.

ToddThaGod
03-16-2007, 07:52 AM
maybe the dingo ate your baby

dethroned
03-16-2007, 08:02 AM
Ha ha - no one could ever accuse me of hating British guys. I love them way too much.

invisiblerobots
03-16-2007, 08:44 AM
f6LMpUPRjVQ

RATMan
03-16-2007, 09:15 AM
Hahaha, how embarrassing for England

How long would those wankers survive in the streets of Compton

fatbastard
03-16-2007, 10:11 AM
WHY??????????????


Please provide an example to your question.

Tobisking
03-16-2007, 10:32 AM
Hahaha, how embarrassing for England

How long would those wankers survive in the streets of Compton

Don't mess, they have ASBOs you know

SheriNOIR
03-16-2007, 10:33 AM
How did you find that video of my boyfriend ???

Jake!
03-17-2007, 01:27 PM
f6LMpUPRjVQ

Scum! Sub-human scum!

summerkid
03-17-2007, 01:43 PM
I love the British even if they do like some cheesy ass music.

maxine123
03-18-2007, 06:29 PM
'cause one of them married madonna and now we're all screwed/.

miscorrections
03-18-2007, 06:32 PM
american girls love british guys. it's the accent, it's lovely.

andilo
03-19-2007, 08:50 AM
Christ on a bike, you're all so conceited. By slagging off all these other cultures I think it jsut shows ignorance and how defensive you are of everything 'you' claim to be. By 'you' I mean your culture.
The bottom line is why judge? Unless you've visited the country, and immersed yourself in the culture to give it a chance to have an impression on you.
'Brits' refers to people from England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, all of which have completely different cultures. I myself am from Belfast, and now living in Edinburgh and can say through these two locations I've seen a fair slice of the communities over here. And with that comes all the hypochrytical opinions, biased thoughts over culteral stereotypes.
So my only main point, if there is one in here somewhere, is to not base opinions on opinions, base them on facts and not fleeting encounters with one person of a certain area. I'm getting all hippy here, but as the late great Bill Hicks said, 'love all the poeople'
See you at the front row of rage baby....

jimski
03-19-2007, 11:08 AM
I've been living here for about 3 months now and everyone has been cool, generally people are more interested and friendly than hateful.

I've got some funny nicknames (007/James Bond, King James) but that's fine, even flattering.

I get asked some dumb-ass questions, but that's just because a lot of americans haven't travelled, and don't realise that mcdonalds/advertising/tv(!!!!) is everywhere!

rhodez
03-19-2007, 11:30 AM
bump

rhodez
03-19-2007, 03:31 PM
this is going to be so much better then reading!

RATMan
03-19-2007, 03:39 PM
Christ on a bike, you're all so conceited. By slagging off all these other cultures I think it jsut shows ignorance and how defensive you are of everything 'you' claim to be. By 'you' I mean your culture.
The bottom line is why judge? Unless you've visited the country, and immersed yourself in the culture to give it a chance to have an impression on you.
'Brits' refers to blah blah blah...



Settle down, Beavis


http://cristal.inria.fr/~harley/ecdl3/pics/beavis.gif

Benis23
03-19-2007, 03:41 PM
He's Scottish, the lowest of the low.

technically, ewan mcgregor is brittish because Scotland is in Great Brittain. He wouldn't be english because Scotland and England are obviously seperate countries.

andilo
03-20-2007, 01:33 AM
Settle down, Beavis


http://cristal.inria.fr/~harley/ecdl3/pics/beavis.gif


Constructive...

Unfortunately, you've proved yourself as defensive by assuming the tone of voice of that statement was put angry and a rant on americans.
Was just some thoughts, and through a little box on a screen I don't see how you can tell me to 'calm down' if you never even knew if I was agitated or not.

chriscov
04-03-2007, 07:59 PM
Porn tash was obviously beat up by a scotsman hafuckingha

hitthenorth
04-04-2007, 05:06 PM
f6LMpUPRjVQ

'Smoke the reefa in the cornaar'
Lyrical genius what?
Ha! Borstal bound bastards.

Quentin
04-04-2007, 05:39 PM
British guys are hot. It's not just the accent, it's the football. Mmmh...passion for football, always, always a plus.

Bud Luster
04-04-2007, 06:30 PM
'Smoke the reefa in the cornaar'
Lyrical genius what?
Ha! Borstal bound bastards.

Are you dissin' Lil Kev? You brave, brave soul. I will pray for your safety.

AUDIOJUNKIES
10-18-2007, 09:47 AM
we still want americans to come over to audiojunkies!

Jed
please visit!

Mr.Wyndham
10-26-2007, 08:21 PM
cause we have too. no one likes americans, and plus we are next to canada... laame

goodgrl
10-26-2007, 11:45 PM
The accent.
I'll take me some Ewan any day!
YUMMERS!!!

chiapet
10-27-2007, 12:14 AM
http://www.audiojunkies.net -
where hot girls and below average boys pretend to talk about music.

So where may I pretend to talk about music with hot british guys? (I do believe they exist, but then I have a 'thing' for accents and funny teeth.)

McFearless
11-08-2007, 03:17 PM
I do not hate you. I particularly love British guys more than any other nation.

allthewayinchicago
11-12-2007, 11:02 AM
dear british guys,
americans don't hate you. the only people we truely hate are george bush, all cast members from "the real world", and fergie. oh, and john norris because he bleached his hair that one time...

brando4n82
11-12-2007, 12:01 PM
I love the British even if they do like some cheesy ass music.

ya, but everyone likes cheesey music in one form or another. I love meeting new people from other countries, it give me a warm hearted feeling.:)

brando4n82
11-12-2007, 12:03 PM
dear british guys,
americans don't hate you. the only people we truely hate are george bush, all cast members from "the real world", and fergie. oh, and john norris because he bleached his hair that one time...

Jesus, you may not officially speak for all Americans, but you sure as hell speak for me! you nailed it. CHEERS!

scoop49er
11-12-2007, 07:27 PM
well the 2 only bad moments of the festival for me in 07were dealing with british assholes. but every culture has their pricks.

british people always love to be smartasses but when it rubs someone from the u.s the wrong way, its always funny to see them switch to apologetic cuz they think someone is gonna go gangster and put a cap in their ass. trust me ive seen it

perfect example was at a festival once a girl was acting like her shit didnt stink she pushed my girlfriend and was "british" smartass apologetic" oh im sooooooooooo sorry" my girlfriend went all-out 100 percent usa outlaw crazy and the british girl changed to even more white and said sorry about 1000 times. the british girl ended up crying and walked away with her friends who tried to be cool but everyone was ready to turn on the foreigners by that point. i bought a round of beers and it was done with. it was weird cuz it turned into a angry mob! like usa! usa! usa! crazy mob. it taught me that no matter what, americans will turn on another culture and country in a second. its what makes us great and hated at the same time!

but also one of my best moments was sharing a heineken with a couple from scotland so its all good.

Layla
11-13-2007, 08:11 AM
I like all Brits a lot and think all Americans do in general. I hope you girls know that British men are not circumsized!

clarky123
11-26-2007, 08:14 AM
well the 2 only bad moments of the festival for me in 07were dealing with british assholes. but every culture has their pricks.

british people always love to be smartasses but when it rubs someone from the u.s the wrong way, its always funny to see them switch to apologetic cuz they think someone is gonna go gangster and put a cap in their ass. trust me ive seen it

perfect example was at a festival once a girl was acting like her shit didnt stink she pushed my girlfriend and was "british" smartass apologetic" oh im sooooooooooo sorry" my girlfriend went all-out 100 percent usa outlaw crazy and the british girl changed to even more white and said sorry about 1000 times. the british girl ended up crying and walked away with her friends who tried to be cool but everyone was ready to turn on the foreigners by that point. i bought a round of beers and it was done with. it was weird cuz it turned into a angry mob! like usa! usa! usa! crazy mob. it taught me that no matter what, americans will turn on another culture and country in a second. its what makes us great and hated at the same time!

but also one of my best moments was sharing a heineken with a couple from scotland so its all good.

I'm Scottish. If I had known it was you trying to terrify the British I would have glassed you with a plastic cup!

blakely
12-05-2007, 03:03 PM
this is the most ridiculous shit ever. why was it bumped after 6 months? someone must really have it out for british dudes. atl east enough to search for a post about hating them...

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 05:57 AM
ok so there are lots of us british guys going out there again this year. Treat us kindly!


Jed
pretty please

C DUB YA
04-13-2008, 06:16 AM
as an american guy - i like all you brits

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 06:18 AM
as an american guy - i like all you brits

ah man, we like you too.


Jed
just you

KatieLyn
04-13-2008, 10:10 AM
I love British guys =]

WattsUp
04-13-2008, 10:22 AM
ah man, we like you too.


Jed
just you

LIAR!

nobody likes americans...

NOT EVEN AMERICANS like americans...

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 11:50 AM
I love British guys =]

ok you can come party with us then.


Jed
we're royalty

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 11:51 AM
LIAR!

nobody likes americans...

NOT EVEN AMERICANS like americans...

i really really like americans. yes, a few of us brits hate americans but its mostly jealousy that you get chevy chase all to yourself.



Jed
not fair

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 12:42 PM
Most American dudes would nail Brit gals...specially because of the accent.


As for Americans hating British guys..uhh...no clue.

american girls are so much hotter.


Jed
by far

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 12:44 PM
Hahaha, how embarrassing for England

How long would those wankers survive in the streets of Compton


you my friend are fucking funny.


I want someone to say that at my funeral please.


Jed
for laughs

Sokkerkid101
04-13-2008, 08:20 PM
Because they made this flippin video!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

and do you know what our response was?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4

And because of soccer! I saw a bloke with an English jersey, I yelled at him that America rules (mind you our friendly match is coming up!)and he just looked down at his cell phone!!! What a pussy


Also, when I went to visit England they called us fat american bastards!
But average United Kingdom residence are fine with me, I just have grudges with some of them!

Arsenal FTW!!!

chiapet
04-13-2008, 08:21 PM
I like all Brits a lot and think all Americans do in general. I hope you girls know that British men are not circumsized!

???? I'm sort of wishing I hadn't read back into this thread.

stinkbutt
04-13-2008, 09:05 PM
I hate all you eurotrash not just the british

chiapet
04-13-2008, 09:05 PM
But Brits aren't european.

stinkbutt
04-13-2008, 09:13 PM
But Brits aren't european.

Ok and I don't drink High Life and drive a F-250

greghead
04-13-2008, 09:17 PM
No really. The Brits and the Irish get pissed when you call them European. At least the one's I know get pissed at it.

thelastgreatman
04-13-2008, 09:19 PM
I love Welsh motherfuckers. I had so much fun in the campgrounds last year every time I came across some British, Irish, or Scottish heads by sitting down and wowing them with my ability to do spot-on impressions of every character in Trainspotting while I sold them pills.

stinkbutt
04-13-2008, 09:19 PM
Well the brits and irish are barely people much less european

fikus222
04-13-2008, 09:22 PM
Ever since the dollar fell there has been a huge influx of Brits and other Euros in SF. They are like anybody else some suck, some are forgettable and others are kick ass.

davrone
04-13-2008, 09:22 PM
I must say that I do indeed love the Brits!

lostsoul86
04-13-2008, 09:25 PM
at were i work at theres actually a couple of british people and ..god dammit.. i must say..they are pretty dam cool people... but i do talk shit to them lol but they know im just messing with them they make fun of me cause im latino so its cool its a fun lol i think british chicks are hot ..

BeeII
04-13-2008, 10:43 PM
WHY??????????????

because you come to music festivals here and start talking with yer pretty mouth and your accents and our women dont want to sleep with us no moar.

stay home and go to glastonbury

dnbmunke
04-13-2008, 11:03 PM
The more important question is:

Why do hot dog buns come in packs of eight and weiners in packs of six?

lostsoul86
04-13-2008, 11:10 PM
The more important question is:

Why do hot dog buns come in packs of eight and weiners in packs of six?

uhh istn it the other way around ?

greghead
04-14-2008, 12:00 AM
because you come to music festivals here and start talking with yer pretty mouth and your accents and our women dont want to sleep with us no moar.

stay home and go to glastonbury

Exactly.

The ugliest, goofiest Brit can bang the hottest American girls based solely upon his accent

NoizeSelektor
04-14-2008, 12:03 AM
i love europeans. and irish. and brits. i hope i met more of you blokes and lad's this year!

RickeyinLA
04-14-2008, 10:27 AM
I bugs me the way they mispronounce "Reading".

LunaVC
04-14-2008, 10:31 AM
single British guy from East London coming your way next Monday ladies

brap brap

Robosexual
04-15-2008, 12:37 PM
whatever, ewan is hot. mmmmmmmmmm gooood.

Did you see him wielding Obiwan's “lightsaber” in Velvet Goldmine?

rrrafe
04-15-2008, 12:57 PM
brap brap
Nuff Said

stuporfly
04-15-2008, 01:03 PM
I don't hate British guys - The bass guitarist in my band is from a suburb of Birmingham. He turned me into an Aston Villa fan.

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-16-2008, 05:24 AM
Exactly.

The ugliest, goofiest Brit can bang the hottest American girls based solely upon his accent

its probably the reason we come back every year. We didnt actually realise there were bands playing at the fest :)


American girls do get a bit washed away with the accent, but your girls are so much prettier than ours.. so thats a fair swap.... hmmm...


Jed
isnt it?

Stefinitely Maybe
04-16-2008, 05:43 AM
I like all Brits a lot and think all Americans do in general. I hope you girls know that British men are not circumsized!

This was an extremely odd first-and-only post.

Stefinitely Maybe
04-16-2008, 07:21 AM
Also, if I see anyone at Coachella wearing this shirt (http://www.bustedtees.com/wereno1), there'll be trouble. Just sayin'.

chairmenmeow47
04-16-2008, 10:15 AM
i have no problem with british guys, especially clive owen :)

M Sparks
04-16-2008, 11:43 AM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/87/9b/84cba2c008a0288918747010._AA240_.L.jpg

all the girls in the music biz
have credit cards they subscribe to ms.
but they only want to fuck
long haired guys from england

there's this girl at my record company
i dig her but she doesn't like me
i met her boyfriend the other night
he had a pony tail and he didn't talk right

he was a long haired guy from england
long haired guy from united kingdom

all the girls in this here bar
will treat you like you're a star
don't get excited it's just luck
they'll ignore you if the guy from the cult shows up

'cause he's a long haired guy from england
long haired guy from united kingdom

i'm getting on an aeroplan
going someplace where the girls are sane
i bet in london i could get a date
'cause i'm a short haired guy from the united states

i'm not a long haired guy from england
long haired guy from united kingdom

that's the end of this here song
it's about as short as my hair is long
so i'm getting on my motorbike
going someplace where the girls don't like

longhaired guys from england
long haired guy from united kingdom

M Sparks
04-16-2008, 11:44 AM
Also, if I see anyone at Coachella wearing this shirt (http://www.bustedtees.com/wereno1), there'll be trouble. Just sayin'.

It's missing an apostrophe.

greghead
04-16-2008, 12:02 PM
Well, at one point (up until WWI) they were #1, so I guess it's still kind of accurate

localdesertrat
04-16-2008, 05:45 PM
it's the bad teeth....yeah I'd go with the bad teeth

fatbastard
04-17-2008, 05:30 AM
The British know how to treat a potato.

Stefinitely Maybe
04-17-2008, 06:09 AM
Well, at one point (up until WWI) they were #1, so I guess it's still kind of accurate

Yeah, this is meant to be the joke, hence the "printed on American Apparel for the ultimate insult" comment.

sapukuinvoice
04-17-2008, 03:24 PM
i only have beef with certian individuals from the uk....
lets just say when you guys are here feel free to talk tough please do it in neighborhoods that are mostly of the mexican culture...

sikiboy
04-17-2008, 03:31 PM
i only have beef with certian individuals from the uk....
lets just say when you guys are here feel free to talk tough please do it in neighborhoods that are mostly of the mexican culture...

Lol... I'm just curious why do they have to talk tough in neighborhoods that are mostly of mexican cultures?...

marooko
04-17-2008, 03:51 PM
your teeth.

blackchango
04-17-2008, 04:29 PM
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These guys nuff said!

clecirclecir@juno.com
04-17-2008, 04:57 PM
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These guys nuff said!

this my response

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Goodtoknow
04-17-2008, 05:21 PM
this my response

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i dislike them more than the bloodhound gang.

sapukuinvoice
04-17-2008, 06:18 PM
because brits hate mexicans