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GTI_GRL
02-10-2007, 12:37 PM
Hello everyone,
Two friends recently asked me an important question, and I am re-asking it to find a larger pool. It is a little off of the wall, but its important.

When you go number 2, and it is time to wipe (assuming you do), do you stick your hand between your legs from the front, or do you reach around to the back? So either from the front when your still sitting, or from the back and you lean forward a bit.

My two friend who will remain nameless, both men, said that one is the feminine way and the other is masculine. I on the other hand, said that it was based on culture. It is also important who trained you as a child when you went to the bathroom. Both their gender and race, since you copied them. So the question is front/back, gender, race, who trained you, and their race.

I made it easy on everyone, just fill in the blanks,

Wipe:
Gender:
Race:
Person who trained you: (male/female)
Their race:

dontfeedthebird
02-10-2007, 12:43 PM
Men wipe back to front, women wipe front to back for sanitary reasons. (more holes to avoid)

Wipe: Front to back.
Gender: M
Race: Native
Person who trained you: Female
Their race: Native

RATMan
02-10-2007, 01:01 PM
Does this thread have something to do with the Chili Peppers?

vinylmartyr
02-10-2007, 01:04 PM
oh boy here we go again

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 01:09 PM
Wipe: Multi.
Gender: Male
Race: Latin
Person who trained you: Female
Their race: Latin

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thaipod
02-10-2007, 01:22 PM
wipe: front to back
gender: male
race: vietnamese
preson who trained me: female
their race: vietnamese

RATMan
02-10-2007, 01:24 PM
oh boy here we go again

hahahaha!

RATMan
02-10-2007, 01:26 PM
wipe: front to back
gender: male
race: vietnamese
preson who trained me: female
their race: vietnamese

Your mom taught you how to wipe your ass?

I don't remember my mom doing that, I think I just figured it out on my own. That's probably why I was still shitting my pants in the second grade.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-10-2007, 01:58 PM
This may well be the first poll that I don't care 1% what the findings are!

Genedefekt
02-10-2007, 02:08 PM
I find that leaning left, lifting the right leg, and tackling the situation from the side provides for the fullest access.

Oh yeah, and I'm a dude.

Courtney
02-10-2007, 03:21 PM
Bidet.

smilingdownward
02-10-2007, 10:20 PM
This may well be the first poll that I don't care 1% what the findings are!
hahaha. you took the words right out of my mouth

Zipkoppie
02-11-2007, 08:17 AM
You guys can talk allot shit!

HarmonieBrooke
02-11-2007, 08:44 PM
well just so u know if ur a girl and u dont wipe from back to front u get ur dookie all stuck up in ur snatch.so those of u walking around all day at the festival wiping back to front PLEASE dont come stand next to me!

Courtney
02-11-2007, 09:02 PM
I wonder if
1) there are a lot more men than women on this message board
or
2) men are more willing to share their bathroom behavior with the general public

HarmonieBrooke
02-11-2007, 09:16 PM
I'm pretty sure you were shitting your pants in the second grade after all those bullys kicked the shit out of you for being a poser. hating on björk (bee-york) but being a rage fan makes no sense when both groups stand for what individuality represents. björk does her own thing and u obviously don't understand rage either. your insulting music that requires a free mind to understand.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-11-2007, 09:36 PM
I'm pretty sure you were shitting your pants in the second grade after all those bullys kicked the shit out of you for being a poser. hating on björk (bee-york) but being a rage fan makes no sense when both groups stand for what individuality represents. björk does her own thing and u obviously don't understand rage either. your insulting music that requires a free mind to understand.


Can I wipe this post from front to ......somewhere else entirely?

tiffdud41
02-11-2007, 09:37 PM
I'm with john...

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 12:53 PM
I wipe different ways for different holes.

Adam2uBer
02-12-2007, 11:10 PM
My mom still wipes my ass...so..it doesn't matter.

Meglomaniax2025
02-13-2007, 09:59 AM
Wipe: front to back
Gender: female
Race: african american
Person who trained you: female
Their race: african american

ocpathfinder
02-13-2007, 10:14 AM
who does number 2 work for?

GTI_GRL
02-13-2007, 05:49 PM
lol, ok not front to back or back to front. but as stated.................

"When you go number 2, and it is time to wipe (assuming you do), do you stick your hand between your legs from the front, or do you reach around to the back? So either from the front when your still sitting, or from the back and you lean forward a bit."

lol, two of my friends brought me into the topic. One thought guys had to wipe from behind, the other moves his junk aside, and wipes from the front. So started the battle, whether one was the feminine way and the other is masculine.

happyguy23
02-15-2007, 12:43 AM
...and when I wipe my ass,
I go from front to back.
'Cus I don't want a bladder infection...

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-19-2007, 06:04 AM
well just so u know if ur a girl and u dont wipe from back to front u get ur dookie all stuck up in ur snatch.

I think your vagina is on the wrong side of your butthole. But hey, uh...it gives you character.

jimmycrackcorn
02-23-2007, 09:35 PM
<guy---stands up to wipe my @$$ front to back, and look at it everytime....

minus_blindfold
02-24-2007, 07:57 PM
i'd rather not wipe shit on my balls so ill reach around and wipe like im supposed to.

beerbyatch
03-11-2007, 09:07 PM
do you fold the TP or crumple? in quiring minds want to know!

TheTrigger
03-12-2007, 10:43 AM
Wipe: reach from back, use a circular motion
Gender: penis
Race: scrench

RATMan
03-13-2007, 10:39 PM
This is the way we in the West wipe our bums. I don't know about the French, though


http://www.africancrisis.org/images/Robert_Mugabe_Toilet_Paper_Lick_My_Bum_3.jpg

Californicator
03-14-2007, 09:16 AM
i like to wipe sideways, so that i smear poop on my butt cheeks.

breakjaw
03-14-2007, 02:09 PM
Prisoner: Where am I?
Number Two: In The Village.
Prisoner: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Prisoner: Which side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
Prisoner: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
Prisoner: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Prisoner: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....
http://www.blisshouse.com/prisoner%20compilation.jpg

Benny
03-15-2007, 02:51 PM
One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster

take2andpass
03-15-2007, 03:17 PM
minus blindfold,.....you are the man! thats exactly what i was thinking!!!!42 days left! woo hoo

GTI_GRL
03-17-2007, 12:19 AM
One piece of paper to wipe and another to polish. That's all that's needed...unless it's the loch ness shit monster

I call them a crayola, they never stop marking

superskankinactionhero
03-17-2007, 03:43 AM
hahahaha i think of those ones as 'butterkissed' like 'butt-erkissed'

i usually start from the very edge of my ass and wipe in spirals making the circles smaller until it reaches my ring piece.

who looks at the paper after the first wipe and who doesn't? thats the real question here

GTI_GRL
03-23-2007, 11:44 AM
You have to know if you are clean. Wipe until the papers white.

joppy-slow
03-26-2007, 09:09 AM
ha ha hahha.. this is really funny...
i've been using babywipes now for over 3 months and I can't go back to just plain tp ...... shower fresh everytime... i love it..

gender: M
race: whitey
preference: around the butt, not bobbin and weavin around the fishing tackle..i didnt even know you could go that route, and get good penetration.?

artgutser
03-28-2007, 07:18 AM
Prisoner: Where am I?
Number Two: In The Village.
Prisoner: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Prisoner: Which side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information, information, information...
Prisoner: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook we will.
Prisoner: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Prisoner: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Prisoner: I am not a number. I am a free man.
Number Two: Ha, ha, ha, ha....
http://www.blisshouse.com/prisoner%20compilation.jpg

One of the coolest shows ever made. Great reference.

ragingdave
03-28-2007, 10:54 AM
How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?

amyzzz
03-28-2007, 01:29 PM
How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?
Maybe they use a bidet instead.

gaypalmsprings
03-28-2007, 06:16 PM
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/tommy_toilet_560px.jpg

Daft Fro
03-28-2007, 06:41 PM
<guy---stands up to wipe my @$$ front to back, and look at it everytime....

Word son!

I also like to stick a couple of joint papers on my anus after I'm done. Ya know, to avoid those damn skid marks =\

gaypalmsprings
04-10-2009, 07:14 AM
http://www.studio8.net/images/Comics/vomitman.JPG

coachy_Jedi
04-10-2009, 08:58 AM
who does number 2 work for?

hahahhahhahhah! i just sh*t in my pants!

Egull
04-10-2009, 09:24 AM
well just so u know if ur a girl and u dont wipe from back to front u get ur dookie all stuck up in ur snatch.

NOFX feels the opposite...<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6FEOeQZmnAo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6FEOeQZmnAo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

The part I am referring to is at 1:18.

lsd_reflux
04-10-2009, 09:37 AM
wheres the wipe left option?

anonimouse
04-10-2009, 01:42 PM
this thread makes me sad we cant make polls in normal forums anymore