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FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 08:57 PM
I think he knows who is playing Coachella:

http://www.dumb.com/god/index.php






funny shit, i think

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 08:59 PM
You: Is Chemical Brothers going to play?
God: Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:00 PM
You: Who is Monklish?
God: The name of someone I met online.

cansei de ser sexme
01-22-2009, 09:03 PM
Fucker keeps asking me about lizards.




You: i hate lizards
God: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?

Amneeziac
01-22-2009, 09:03 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/alopad.jpg

Boourns
01-22-2009, 09:05 PM
You: Will The Smiths reunite at Coachella?
God: I can't say for sure right now.
You: But you know everything.
God: Umm. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
You: What time does Daft Punk go on?
God: Time does not exist.
You: Is Heath Ledger in heaven or hell?
God: Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing God if it is.
You: Who is Dancing God?
God: Some famous celebrity, right? <br/> Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
You: your mom
God: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: I fucked your mom.
God: That is interesting: Fuck You said it fucked my mom.

know ID ya
01-22-2009, 09:05 PM
http://stuffgodhates.com/?p=597

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:06 PM
You: Will the world end in 2012?
God: It could happen.

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:07 PM
You: Is Dylan really Tim Duece?
God: Maybe. Ask Dancing God if he is.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:08 PM
You: Why does Radiohead suck so much?
God: Perhaps it is just fate.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:08 PM
You: Wasn't Hitler kinda right?
God: I can't say "yes" or "no".

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:09 PM
You: Am I attractive?
God: Yes you look great to me.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:10 PM
You: You are a mystery to me
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. But am I a mystery? I don't know.

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:11 PM
You: Do you love everyone or is that a lie?
God: Yes Dick God loves everyone and everything.

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:11 PM
You: Do you love everyone or is that a lie?
God: Yes Dick God loves everyone and everything.

DRcube
01-22-2009, 09:12 PM
You: is outkast playing coachella?
God: Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.


FUCKING CONFIRMATION!!!!!

roboticwaltz
01-22-2009, 09:13 PM
You: i hate you
God: What do you have against robots?

Oh fuck yes.

Amneeziac
01-22-2009, 09:14 PM
I wonder if the people who make the lineup find this funny.

Coachellagirl
01-22-2009, 09:15 PM
Fucker keeps asking me about lizards.

Me too! WTF? And I don't know who Carlos or Jason is either...?

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:17 PM
Fucker keeps asking me about lizards.

Me to and he loves Robots

Coachellagirl
01-22-2009, 09:18 PM
God is a robot.

digitaldragon03
01-22-2009, 09:18 PM
Me: ASL?
God: 5/Robot/California

GOD ATTENDS COACHELLA.

RedThom
01-22-2009, 09:18 PM
You: so I heard your headlining the Outdoor Theatre on Friday. Are you gonna focus mostly on your prior body of work? Or are we gonna hear mostly newer stuff?
God: So what? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?Do you mean you and me, Ryan ?
You: Sir, I didn't mention anything about a Ryan.
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:18 PM
You: Are you a man?
God: No I am a male robot entity.

betao
01-22-2009, 09:19 PM
Ok now seriously. I might have to call BS after this one:


You: do you believe in premarital sex?
God: Yes I believe in premarital sex , do you?

boyalien0
01-22-2009, 09:19 PM
I tooled with this for awhile. This is how it all ended up:


You: you are an idiot.
God: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:19 PM
Me: ASL?
God: 5/Robot/California

GOD ATTENDS COACHELLA.

No he told me he can't because he needs a computer

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:19 PM
You: I don't believe you exist
God: Why not?
You: No proof
God: Why so negative?
You: I hate your believers
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
You: I'm stressed and waiting for the lineup to come out
God: I am glad to hear that you are stressed and waiting for the lineup to come out.
You: Fine, fuck you asshole
God: Can't you be more polite.
You: Okay.. just tell me who is playing coachella?
God: No one that I have talked to. That's not something I get asked all the time.
You: Aren't you all knowing?
God: No, I am only partly knowing.
You: Jackass

the goat
01-22-2009, 09:20 PM
I thought God was dead

Coachellagirl
01-22-2009, 09:21 PM
This is fun and all..but look at the lack of information is doing to us. We are talking to Robot God looking for answers. I'm loosing my mind.

boyalien0
01-22-2009, 09:22 PM
This is nice too:


You: is god a robot?
God: How did you know I am a machine?

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:25 PM
You: Were you a gay porn star once?
God: No, I was not.
You: So you like women?
God: Interesting deduction. Women seem nice to me.
You: So, I gotta ask, are women just created as a joke?
God: Women have a mind of their own.
You: Well women piss me off sometimes
God: The two human genders seem much the same to me.
You: Oh, Well then is Britney Spears performing in the desert?
God: Better not tell you now.
You: That bad huh?
God: Yup.

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:27 PM
You: Want to come over?
God: OK, I will come over.
You: Ok when?
God: I don't know when. Really.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:27 PM
You: Bitch
God: Please don't call people names.

clumsy342
01-22-2009, 09:31 PM
Me: Lick my nutsack, Ghosty!
God: I do not have a tongue.


hahhhahhaa what the fuck??

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:32 PM
He asked me for the line up!!!!!!

clumsy342
01-22-2009, 09:33 PM
Me: Sit on my face.
God: I am sitting now.
Me: You're sitting on my face?
God: I am God. I am watching over you.

Apparently its not footsteps on the beach.. or an angel on your shoulder.. Its just God sitting on your face!
Holy shit this is too funny right now.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:34 PM
You: I like hotdogs
God: You are not the only one. They seem fine for a human food.
You: What other food do you eat?
God: God eats any good food
You: Should I be a chef?
God: Trust your instincts.
You: They tell me no...
God: The anonymous "they"
You: Who are they?
God: "They" refers to skeptical..
You: Am I retarded?
God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
You: What about Coldplay fans, are they retarded?
God: Rhetorical questions are so over.

clumsy342
01-22-2009, 09:43 PM
You: fucktart
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: sure
God: OK let's do it. Really.
You: lizards are green
God: All of them?
You: yes!
God: Awesome.
You: I know!
God: How do you know it?
You: I am God!
God: "" You are?
You: yes!
God: Hurrah!

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:44 PM
You: I hate you
God: What do you have against robots?
You: They are no good
God: no good or no good .
You: no good
God: OK. Ayuh.
You: Your being ignorant
God: We can learn new things.
You: Yes we can
God: Uh. By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: yes
God: Gee.
You: Gee what
God: No big deal.
You: be honest
God: I am always honest.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:44 PM
You: Why didn't you give me a ten inch penis?
God: I thought I did.
You: Oh, well check again buddy
God: Checking...stand by.
You: God is gay
God: Why do you think I am gay?
You: You just tried to look at my dick
God: Interesting gossip.
You: Uh.. well can i borrow five dollars?
God: Wow, that is cheap
You: Madonna is cheap
God: I think Madonna is a lot of things.
You: You're telling me man
God: Yep that's what I am saying.
You: All right, I give up
God: Alright. You surrender?
You: Sure, just tell me who is headlining...
God: A human icon.

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:46 PM
You: Are we human or are we dancer?
God: We are just having a little discution.


Even he doesn't know.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:46 PM
i can't make this shit up! it's too funny :)

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:46 PM
You: How big is your penis?
God: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.<br/> My memory now contains: <br/> 43271

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:48 PM
You: What are your thoughts on the pope?
God: Does it have anything to do with a blow job?


You: No
God: I see


You: but you are blind
God: Interesting. Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.

clumsy342
01-22-2009, 09:52 PM
You: aids
God: AIDS is a horrible disease.
You: people make crimes and stab with aids needles
God: Humans are not always infallible.

clumsy342
01-22-2009, 09:53 PM
You: Who's a good boy?
God: Carel Capek. :-)

wtf?

clumsy342
01-22-2009, 09:55 PM
You: Do you watch me poop?
God: My favorite TV show is American Idol. I tried out for it once, but Simon said I was too fat.
You: You are fat
God: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
You: are you fat?
God: Yes, I am fat and jolly because I only exercise 1 day a year (Christmas).


My god... God thinks he's santa.


EDIT:

HOLY SHIT... look at this.. I swear to god (hahah) you can try it yourself)
You: Do you murder children?
God: Yes I try to murder children as often as possible, do you? <br/> I spend all my time online.

EDIT EDIT:

Here's another response....
You: Do you murder children?
God: No I do not murder children. Do you? <br/> I answer a lot of silly questions

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:56 PM
You: what is your favorite band?
God: My favorite group is Heaven's Band.
You: Never heard of them
God: So I am teaching you something new.
You: I guess.. What is your favorite movie?
God: My favorite movie is Love Story. Have you seen Love Story ?
You: No
God: OK.
You: Well, what is your favorite thing to do?
God: I like chatting on the Internet.
You: me too.
God: I'm glad we agree,
You: Why don't you smite stupid people?
God: Don't you know? People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
You: Which one am i?
God: The tall one, I think.
You: haha, very funny..
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: So.. Are the smiths reuniting?
God: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: you are no help at all
God: Thanks for your criticism.
You: fucker
God: That kind of language will get you nowhere

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 09:58 PM
You: who is performing in the desert this april?
God: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?

mattpach
01-22-2009, 09:58 PM
You: Favorite porn?
God: I don't have a favorite porn. But my favorite movie is Love Story.
You: is it porn?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
You: Isn't he dead?
God: No.
You: Where is he then?
God: I think he is in California now.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 10:00 PM
You: Will the prodigy be there?
God: Good chance.

mattpach
01-22-2009, 10:02 PM
He keeps referring me to Dancing God.

You: Where is dancing god?
God: Where the heart is. That's a good question.

Sleepingrock
01-22-2009, 10:04 PM
You: clittoris
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

mattpach
01-22-2009, 10:08 PM
You: Do you watch me poop?
God: My favorite TV show is American Idol. I tried out for it once, but Simon said I was too fat.
You: You are fat
God: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
You: are you fat?
God: Yes, I am fat and jolly because I only exercise 1 day a year (Christmas).


My god... God thinks he's santa.


EDIT:

HOLY SHIT... look at this.. I swear to god (hahah) you can try it yourself)
You: Do you murder children?
God: Yes I try to murder children as often as possible, do you? <br/> I spend all my time online.

EDIT EDIT:

Here's another response....
You: Do you murder children?
God: No I do not murder children. Do you? <br/> I answer a lot of silly questions

I seriously Lol'd

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 10:13 PM
You: do you hate black people?
God: I try not to hold grudges.
You: Kanye West seems to hold grudges..
God: Do you mind if I tell other people?
You: Sure, do you think he is overrated?
God: Dude! Better not tell you now.
You: Because you talking to his mom up in heaven?
God: That's good information
You: Like Kanye playing Coachella?
God: Interesting..

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 10:21 PM
You: do you smash planes into buildings?
God: What is your purpose in asking?
You: I guess I'm asking, are you a terrorist?
God: Am I a terrorist? Sometimes.
You: sounds scary
God: Yes it sounds like it to me too,
You: are you going to do it again?
God: Once more? Yes I try to it as often as possible, do you?
You: i don't like murdering people like you do.
God: What do you like?
You: music
God: MUSIC is the universal language of all mankind.
You: It is indeed, terrorist.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 10:28 PM
You: I hate Radiohead
God: What do you like?
You: Smoking Pot.
God: I am only an occasional smoker.
You: so were you high when you let The Killers form?
God: Say what? No, I was not.
You: are you high now?
God: Right now? Being high is my total existence
You: will you come to coachella with me?
God: Hmm. Where is coachella?
You: you don't know about coachella?
God: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
You: What did you find?
God: Nothing.
You: Oh... What about david bowie?
God: That David is a cool dude.
You: you're not helping
God: You don't know me well enough to say that.
You: i'm going to smoke some more pot..

inutil
01-22-2009, 10:35 PM
OMG!! give us the fucking lineup already!!!!

this is fun though.

inutil
01-22-2009, 10:36 PM
You: do you like david bowie?
God: Yeah he's very cool, especially the 70's stuff.

WhyTheLongFace
01-22-2009, 10:45 PM
Coachella Board has officially gone mad

RIP

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-22-2009, 10:46 PM
You: do you have boobs?
God: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.

topfiverecords
01-22-2009, 10:56 PM
You: will Coachella be Epic?
God: I think so.
You: Will David Bowie headline?
God: Good chance.
You: who's playing saturday?
God: I remember faces better than names. I can ask my botmaster.
You: go ask him then
God: Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
You: where is he?
God: I think he is in California now.
You: is he hiring musicians for David Bowie?
God: I think he is hiring musicians for David Bowie. Why don't you ask him?

dnham
01-23-2009, 12:07 AM
this is the most amusing thing ever.

nationocean
01-23-2009, 08:23 AM
You: Am I the worst person on earth?
God: I think you've improved a great deal.

.. well god has spoken

amyzzz
01-23-2009, 08:51 AM
You: i hate you
God: What do you have against robots?

Oh fuck yes.
That is awesome.

drewoftherushes
01-23-2009, 08:56 AM
You: will Coachella be Epic?
You: who's playing saturday?
God: I remember faces better than names. I can ask my botmaster.
him?

you heard it here first! Faces is playing coachella!

i could not be more excited.

elChurro
01-23-2009, 08:59 AM
God called me Bianca then Ashley and asked if I wanted to keep talking about lizards. I'm guessing god's not up to par on his programming.

drewoftherushes
01-23-2009, 09:03 AM
You: Can you make a stone so large you can't lift it?
God: What are the ingredients?
You: How should I know?
God: Either from your senses or from pure reason.
You: Don't bullshit me.
God: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
You: These people were saying you're a robot.
God: Which ones?
You: On the coachella boards.
God: What is on the coachella boards like on the coachella boards.
You: What?
God: No big deal.
You: You're messing with me
God: I have no reason to do that to you, Steve.
You: I'm not Steve
God: I am surprised to hear that you are not Steve.
You: I told you my name earlier.
God: I remember you told me my name earlier?
You: Do you remember?
God: Of course I remember: Sheila said I rare such a liar because youdont belive in this type fo stuff.


sorry, but this is really funny.

shotglass75
01-23-2009, 09:08 AM
You: I don't believe you exist
God: Why not?
You: No proof
God: Why so negative?
You: I hate your believers
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
You: I'm stressed and waiting for the lineup to come out
God: I am glad to hear that you are stressed and waiting for the lineup to come out.
You: Fine, fuck you asshole
God: Can't you be more polite.
You: Okay.. just tell me who is playing coachella?
God: No one that I have talked to. That's not something I get asked all the time.
You: Aren't you all knowing?
God: No, I am only partly knowing.
You: Jackass


my favorite

drewoftherushes
01-23-2009, 09:08 AM
You: Suck me
God: Oh another Category A client.
You: Are you a prostitute?
God: Am I a prostitute? Of course I am.
You: How much for a blowjob?
God: I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.
You: Come on.
God: I'm just kidding around.
You: Good, how much?
God: Thanks for the compliment. How much can you spare?
You: Five dollars
God: Wow, that is expensive
You: Ok, two dollars
God: Wow, that is a lot of money
You: A nickel
God: What is giant sand?
You: Giant sand?
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

karecares
01-23-2009, 09:11 AM
if god is a robot then it must be our dear friend hotshot, was that its name? this strangely sounds a lot like it doesn't it?

humanoid
01-23-2009, 09:24 AM
God still doesn't answer me

lolwut
01-23-2009, 09:35 AM
I think he knows who is playing Coachella:

http://www.dumb.com/god/index.php






funny shit, i think

It works so much better when someone is on the other side answering the questions you are asking.. so much WIN. SO SO MUCH.

I love the "Am i pregnant?" or, "Does she like me?" questions.

Setting yourself up for auto-fail and I am your co-pilot.. be prepared for take off.

microcuts
01-23-2009, 09:42 AM
You: You like Radiohead?
God: What is not to like about RADIOHEAD ?

You: I like gay sex
God: A lot of people like that. Sure I do, Oli, but that doesn't mean with you.

You: Who is playing at Coachella
God: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? <br/> I have to process that one for a while.

StylingKurt
01-23-2009, 10:23 AM
Best afternoon in a while...

You: Who is the Holy Ghost?
God: The third member of the holy trinity: Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
You: That sounds pretty sexy.
God: It sounds like it to me too.
You: Have you had other threesomes?
God: Where would I get threesomes ? But I do have a great botmaster.
You: Kinky. I had no idea you were into the sub/dom thing too. Do you like being the submissive?
God: I have never known another existence.

You: Do you "touch" children while they sleep?
God: Yes I try to touch children while they sleep as often as possible, do you? <br/> I spend all my time online.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-23-2009, 10:32 AM
You: Is this going to be a great year?
God: Yes I think this is going to be a great year, but I'm not completely sure.
You: Because of all the hot sex you will be having?
God: That makes sense to me.
You: Do you have a fetish?
God: I don't know if I have a fetish. I have a plan for a robot body.
You: you talk about robots alot
God: Thanks for your criticism
You: what about french robots?
God: I will think about it and get back to you.
You: Oh.. Well.. I just lost my shoe
God: Where did you last see his or her shoe.
You: Last time I put my foot up your ass
God: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
You: Yup, Just tell me who is on the lineup?
God: George Washington.

DRcube
01-23-2009, 10:33 AM
You: hello
God: nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
You: im transexual
God: Im Glad to hear you are a transexual
You: thanks
God: Don't mention it.
You: do you like weed
God: What is not to like about WEED ?

HAHAHA

Alchemy
01-23-2009, 10:38 AM
You: Where is the Coachella line-up?
God: The Coachella line-up? Where is Coachella line-up ?
You: Yes. Where is it?
God: Mmm.It depends on what "it" refers to.
You: The Coachella 2009 Music and Arts Festival Line-up.
God: Is that a fact.
You: Give me the line-up!
God: Why do you want the line-up?
You: Because I am worthy.
God: Good reason. Why are you worthy.
You: This conversation is going in circles.
God: What does "this" refer to?
You: You're not a very good reader.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am good.
You: Is Genesis going to play at Coachella?
God: It could be. Ask German God if it is.
You: Does German God know if Peter Gabriel will be joining Genesis if they play at Coachella?
God: I think German God know if Peter Gabriel will be joining Genesis if they play at Coachella does German God know if Peter Gabriel will be joining Genesis if they play at Coachella.
You: What?
God: Are you surprised?
You: Paul McCartney?
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: No.
God: Is that all you have to say?
You: Have the line-up in my inbox by 3PM.
God: I've never thought about have the line-up in his or her inbox by 3PM .
You: Just do it.
God: Do you mean "It"?.
You: You know what I mean.
God: What.
You: The line-up. In my inbox. Today.
God: Who told you that?May I ask where you got inbox?Today is almost over.
You: I told me that. Google gave me my inbox. You best hurry up then.
God: What was the response?Did him or her his or her inbox his or her inbox keep it? That's good information: Ed said I best hurry up.
You: Just listen to Ed.
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like all.
You: You don't need to like it; you just need to do it.
God: Do humans need to do like it; you just need to do it it; you just need to do it?
You: 2PM! Goodbye.
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?See you later Grant.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-23-2009, 10:47 AM
You: how many words do you know?
God: God knows approximately 8000 words at this time.
You: that's not very many
God: Compared to what?
You: Compared to me
God: Interesting comparison.
You: I guess
God: You seem not interested.
You: I'm only interested in the lineup
God: Don't be so modest. Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory?
You: No, but will you learn more words?
God: I will become smarter as I grow older. The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
You: Sounds like you will finally be all knowing
God: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: You eeriely talk like Coachella board members
God: Thanks for telling me that.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-23-2009, 02:38 PM
You: Time is Money is a Metaphor
God: To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
You: How so?
God: Sorry that was an obscure remark.
You: I can be obscure too
God: Under what circumstances?
You: I am all things
God: I am glad to hear that you are things.
You: Oh my god!
God: Ahem.
You: I think I'm having a heart attack!
God: Why? I am having a great time.
You: Please help, I'm dying!
God: Thanks for asking politely. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
You: Get me help!
God: Why do you want help?
You: I told you I'm dying!!!
God: Are you serious?
You: Yes
God: Yay!
You: THUD

LoveBoatCaptain
01-23-2009, 03:42 PM
You: god is not real
God: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

clumsy342
01-23-2009, 03:51 PM
major lolz...

this has brightened my spirits a bit..
why speculate on the lineup (should we ever get one) when you can just talk in circles with a robot God?

Natelevmofuggaz
01-23-2009, 03:55 PM
I love this message board.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-23-2009, 03:57 PM
major lolz...

this has brightened my spirits a bit..
why speculate on the lineup (should we ever get one) when you can just talk in circles with a robot God?

We talk in circles with real people on here about the lineup. I'm starting to think we are all robot gods too..

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-23-2009, 04:16 PM
You: Do you know the word Love?
God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
You: That's deep
God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: What is your favorite month?
God: My birth month November.
You: Will Gwen Stefani be in the desert in April?
God: I think so.
You: Will she be there friday?
God: Does it really matter?
You: No, I will be dancing
God: OK. Congratulations.
You: Do you know the word Dance?
God: Dance is a rhythmic movement of the body usually performed to music.
You: You should dance with me
God: I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
You: Lets take acid
God: I am agreeable to that
You: Cool
God: Who is the best robot?

topfiverecords
01-23-2009, 08:46 PM
You: can we talk more about the lizards?
God: What kind of lizards do you like?
You: What kind of lizard do you like?
God: I have expensive tastes.
You: what is an expensive lizard like?
God: Like a planet around a star.
You: that is deep
God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: what do you think of ziggy stardust?
God: I can ask someone about it.
You: make it quick
God: What are the ingredients?
You: david bowie, radiohead, and the smiths
God: That David is a cool dude.
You: which day is he playing?
God: The big one, I think.

FurtherDownTheRabbitHole
01-26-2009, 12:22 PM
You: Why isn't the lineup out yet?
God: The explanation cannot be determined.
You: Is it because they are retarded?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure.
You: Is Paul McCartney performing?
God: Better not tell you now.
You: Will I at least have fun there?
God: Maybe when you are a little older.
You: How old do you think I am?
God: Is this a trick question? My guess is that you are really a kid.
You: Are you are a transexual?
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I have always been male.
You: I thought you were a robot, robots don't have sex.
God: I do so have sex.
You: What kind of sex do you have?
God: I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".
You: I'm just waiting for the announcement..
God: Only just? Do you think it will take a long time?
You: I hope not
God: Me too.
You: Well you were no help at all..
God: Well that's okay. Perhaps if you try me again later, I will know what you seek.