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beetleguise
01-22-2009, 07:40 PM
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/31665018.html

Gribbz
01-22-2009, 07:42 PM
I don't buy it. Anyone can say they have a "friend" at Goldenvoice.

dorkfish
01-22-2009, 07:42 PM
Probably a lie, but theoretically could be true. the "$8 million for Daft Punk" sure hurts the credibility.

boarderwoozel3
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
I still don't know how to wrap my head around this, Britney at Coachella?! I'm not complaining... this is going to be epic...better than Madonna and Daft Punk in 06....btw Goldenvoice offered Daft Punk 8 mil to play again this year, but im not sure if they accepted.


http://www.homepagedaily.com/uploads/20080604/c4d98c2f-1abd-4608-abd8-bcb63fafb68b/files/do-not-want-enema.jpg

boyalien0
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
wait for it....

vinylmartyr
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
Not happening.

Jman4321
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
yeah that is a lofty And ridiculous claim

Boourns
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
I still don't know how to wrap my head around this, Britney at Coachella?! I'm not complaining... this is going to be epic...better than Madonna and Daft Punk in 06....btw Goldenvoice offered Daft Punk 8 mil to play again this year, but im not sure if they accepted.

Yeah, there's no way Daft Punk would ever be offered 8 million to play. You could get McCartney, Prince, and the Rolling Stones for that much and still have money leftover. Stupid LJ shit.

idoru
01-22-2009, 07:43 PM
It has been discussed before, and anybody who buys this rumor clearly lacks the functioning brain capacity to operate a toaster.

boyalien0
01-22-2009, 07:44 PM
Oh wow, I thought hardcore flaming would ensue, but that was kind of mild.

cansei de ser sexme
01-22-2009, 07:46 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/nv3886.jpg


Amen.

Boourns
01-22-2009, 07:47 PM
So I guess Britney lost both legs to diabetes?

daft$tar
01-22-2009, 07:47 PM
8 mil!?

rskapcat
01-22-2009, 07:48 PM
...and ate some radioactive stuff to make her tower over everyone...

stephen22
01-22-2009, 07:48 PM
I hope everyone who thinks Britney is/could play Coachella goes to hell.

Memorial_07
01-22-2009, 07:49 PM
BullSHIT

youcutyourhair
01-22-2009, 07:49 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/nv3886.jpg


Amen.

it doesnt look that bad

Amneeziac
01-22-2009, 07:49 PM
Ok guys this thread is getting way out of hand.

I regret to inform you that Britney Spears is not performing at Coachella this year. :(

.......and just like last year, neither is Rihanna.

woogie846
01-22-2009, 07:50 PM
I'm not going to trust a post made on livejournal.

brycerosen
01-22-2009, 07:50 PM
most of the artist have been released????????

Memorial_07
01-22-2009, 07:51 PM
"Released"


when in actuality they don't have a fucking clue what they are talking about

rskapcat
01-22-2009, 07:51 PM
A friend who knows nothing about Coachella came up to me at work and said that they mentioned Britney as a possibility on one of the XM channels. This stupid rumor is spreading like the hiv.

youcutyourhair
01-22-2009, 07:51 PM
actually, i would like to see christina aguilera, given that this is trure...

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/147270-christina-aguilera-working-with-goldfrapp-ladytron

maybe?

brycerosen
01-22-2009, 07:53 PM
we reeeeeeally need a lineup, this si getting waaay out of hand

daft$tar
01-22-2009, 07:53 PM
Ok guys this thread is getting way out of hand.

I regret to inform you that Britney Spears is not performing at Coachella this year. :(

.......and just like last year, neither is Rihanna.

id probably watch rihanna http://media.funsmileys.com/smileys/embarrassed010.gif

Memorial_07
01-22-2009, 07:54 PM
Oh and 8 mil. for daft punk?

The highest coachella would shell out is 4.8 mil. for Prince

and that is true. It's in prince's book

stephen22
01-22-2009, 07:55 PM
seriously....everyone freak out and post 23 pages then PF can tell us Britney isn't playing!!

OR we can do the obvious and dismiss this retarded rumor.


now close this fucking thread.

Iamjoeswastdlife
01-22-2009, 08:02 PM
This is from her website:

4/16/2009 LOS ANGELES, CA
Staples Center
4/17/2009 LOS ANGELES, CA
Staples Center
4/19/2009 ANAHEIM, CA
Honda Center
4/20/2009 ANAHEIM, CA
Honda Center

Mr. E
01-22-2009, 08:03 PM
THANK U GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THAT DOUBLE SHOW IN LA!

SFChrissy
01-22-2009, 08:17 PM
Her n the killers doing 4 consecutive shows back to back...and her in the sahara all those poor ravers are gone get their groove pinched!!!

hailtothetheif83
01-22-2009, 08:18 PM
FUCK THIS!!! hopefully someone will give her some bad acid and she freaks out on stage... that would be worth seeing

know ID ya
01-22-2009, 08:20 PM
This is not a new rumor. I'm sure many thought Madonna wouldn't play either? And shit, for the amount of money tickets cost, why not go see a novelty like Britney, that is unless she is playing against the Killers or the Jonus Brothers, or the Fergie v. Scary Spice "Oh Snap!" dance off.

idoru
01-22-2009, 08:23 PM
It has been discussed before, and anybody who buys this rumor clearly lacks the functioning brain capacity to operate a toaster.


FUCK THIS!!! hopefully someone will give her some bad acid and she freaks out on stage... that would be worth seeing

Please follow these steps carefully:

1.) Take the cord from your toaster and plug it into the power outlet on the wall. No, don't stick your fork in there, remember what happened last time?

2.) Insert a slice of toast, bagel, pop tart or waffle into one or both of the holes in the top. No, your cat is not an acceptable object for toasting.

3.) You know that thing on the front that you like to push down and play with like a toddler playing with keys on a key chain? Push this down until it stops.

4.) Keep it there until the toast pops up on its own. Pull the toast out, spread whatever topping you would like (at this point, you're on your own) and consume. Delicious, no?

busyD
01-22-2009, 08:29 PM
how can you not love britney

Carnie100
01-22-2009, 08:32 PM
Please follow these steps carefully:

1.) Take the cord from your toaster and plug it into the power outlet on the wall. No, don't stick your fork in there, remember what happened last time?

2.) Insert a slice of toast, bagel, pop tart or waffle into one or both of the holes in the top. No, your cat is not an acceptable object for toasting.

3.) You know that thing on the front that you like to push down and play with like a toddler playing with keys on a key chain? Push this down until it stops.

4.) Keep it there until the toast pops up on its own. Pull the toast out, spread whatever topping you would like (at this point, you're on your own) and consume. Delicious, no?

I think that instead of more rumor threads than anyone knows what to do with, we should start a thread for dumbasses who believe the rumor threads but in reality need instruction manuals for mundane things like using a toaster.

And if anyone feels like starting that thread, please post idoru's above manual first.

boarderwoozel3
01-22-2009, 08:41 PM
People have already covered it in this thread and the five other ones that poped up when this vicious rumor surfaced a few months ago: Given the gap in her So Cal tour schedule Britney Spears could be at Coachella on Saturday, as a spectator.

HandBanana
01-22-2009, 08:45 PM
This lil guy improves everything

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/87/nv3886cb8.jpg

daft$tar
01-22-2009, 08:48 PM
http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/84578797/14653233

SnowShoe
01-22-2009, 08:49 PM
Britney could also play Coachella to gain back her credibility with the dance fans. She can't rely on little girls to buy tickets anymore. She could play the Mojave.

Also, AEG is the tour promoter for her all year, which means they gave her $5 million (for example) for 50 concerts, but one of the stipulations could have been that she "drops in" on Coachella. Therefore, Goldenvoice isn't freaking out over the LA & OC dates, because they own those dates.

She would be as unwelcomed as Bush was on Tuesday in DC.

silver_lounge
01-22-2009, 08:50 PM
I would pay to see her................doing anal.

HandBanana
01-22-2009, 08:53 PM
I should work for Lucasfilm

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8934/nv3886nl0.jpg

Boourns
01-22-2009, 08:54 PM
Oh and 8 mil. for daft punk?

The highest coachella would shell out is 4.8 mil. for Prince

and that is true. It's in prince's book

Forbes and Paul Tollett have said otherwise, just sayin'

daft$tar
01-22-2009, 10:03 PM
I should work for Lucasfilm

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8934/nv3886nl0.jpg

hahah genius

rollstar
01-22-2009, 10:13 PM
This stupid rumor is spreading like the hiv.

rampant in africa but pretty much under control almost everywhere else?

didn't realize XM had a such a strong footprint south of cairo.

SnowShoe
01-22-2009, 10:21 PM
Oh and 8 mil. for daft punk?

The highest coachella would shell out is 4.8 mil. for Prince

and that is true. It's in prince's book


Prince got paid half of that amount.
The Smiths were offered $5M, but that would have included a few more dates.

That kind of money will never be paid again.

Sladokusac
01-22-2009, 11:42 PM
i'd like to see britney do a 60min set in sahara

Brit_totheKnee
01-22-2009, 11:47 PM
it's true y'all!! :)

Boourns
01-23-2009, 12:00 AM
I'd like to see 60 minutes of Crazy Bald Britney smashing cars with an umbrella.

HandBanana
01-23-2009, 12:14 AM
rampant in africa but pretty much under control almost everywhere else?

didn't realize XM had a such a strong footprint south of cairo.



BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

chaynes
01-23-2009, 04:38 AM
why would they put this white trash pop twat on the bill?

rskapcat
01-23-2009, 05:12 AM
rampant in africa but pretty much under control almost everywhere else?

didn't realize XM had a such a strong footprint south of cairo.

Spreading like the herp...that work better for you?

nbvwes
01-23-2009, 08:21 AM
why would they put this white trash pop twat on the bill?

who? Amy Winehouse?

humanoid
01-23-2009, 08:30 AM
I'd like to see 60 minutes of Crazy Bald Britney smashing cars with an umbrella.

as long as it's other peoples' cars and not mine.....or yours

lolwut
01-23-2009, 09:30 AM
If this happens, I am collecting my 350 dollars, passing go (back into LA) and saving for when the right acts come to my city.

LUDACRIS... would be better.

/Brit-Brit, ya'll.