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iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 07:11 AM
When you walk up to the bar top, What do you order?

Excluding beer.

I will take a Stoli on the rocks, tall, crushed lemons.

All That I Am
02-09-2007, 07:17 AM
Stoli Tonic.
YAY Vodka!

york707
02-09-2007, 07:19 AM
Bourbon and Coke.

But when I'm at home, I make myself Jim Beam and Diet Sprite. I can't bring myself to specify "Diet Sprite" at a bar, though.

downingthief
02-09-2007, 07:21 AM
I love myself a good, dry martini. Prefer gin over Vodka. Best Gin I have had is Citadelle.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 07:21 AM
Bourbon and Coke.

But when I'm at home, I make myself Jim Beam and Diet Sprite. I can't bring myself to specify "Diet Sprite" at a bar, though.

haha, yeah. Cosmos are tastey, but i would never order one

CrackTheLoveCode
02-09-2007, 07:21 AM
for me it's usually between whiskey sour and a raging bull.

caco0283
02-09-2007, 07:45 AM
i always get one of three things stoli ras and sprite, flying russian (grey goose and red bull) or a mojito

bug on your lip
02-09-2007, 07:49 AM
awwwww fukk ,
i love a good mojito
but it's got to be from a good Cuban place.
i can't drink the TGIFridays version of a mojito, that's fukkin corporate syrup crap that Yablo would like

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 07:50 AM
i enjoy mojitos, but not many bars around here have mint leaves

€uroMeinke
02-09-2007, 07:53 AM
Mojitos when they can do it right - otherwise Manhattans when it's cool, Sidecars when it's hot. Margaritta on the rocks, when I doubt the bar's ability to mix a good drink.

york707
02-09-2007, 08:04 AM
I go with Sprite to avoid the caffeine and make it diet because I drink enough to make the sugar upset my stomach if I drink regular sprite.

J~$$$
02-09-2007, 08:11 AM
Tom collins or a Dr. pepper. When I say Dr. Pepper I mean the mixed drink version.

mob roulette
02-09-2007, 08:27 AM
seven and seven is. what am i, a girl?

on a related note, does anyone remember "girl dink drunk" from kids in the hall? fucking classic.

kimery08
02-09-2007, 08:28 AM
ketel one and pineapple juice.
red bull and vodka
tokyo tea

york707
02-09-2007, 08:28 AM
If I am at a bar and looking to avoid caffeine, it's seven and seven for me, too. What am I, a mob?

SojuGorae
02-09-2007, 08:33 AM
Adios motherfucker, lethal weapon, and three wisemen.

bmack86
02-09-2007, 08:34 AM
White Russian

Courtney
02-09-2007, 08:35 AM
Normally, Ketel One and soda.

Occasionally, in a nicer bar that won't use crappy ingredients, a mojito or sidecar.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 08:36 AM
Adios motherfucker, lethal weapon, and three wisemen.

I'm a bar tender and i've never had, nor have i ever made any of those

Courtney
02-09-2007, 08:40 AM
Adios motherfucker, lethal weapon, and three wisemen.

Wow, I just googled those, and they sound like they have way too many liquors in each. I try stay away from any long island iced tea style concoctions, myself.

york707
02-09-2007, 08:43 AM
You've never heard of a three wisemen? It's more of a shot than drink, but whatever.

SojuGorae
02-09-2007, 08:45 AM
I'm a bar tender and i've never had, nor have i ever made any of those

Really?

Lethal Weapon
http://x0b.xanga.com/1c2b05703933226294837/b18502689.jpg

Adios motherfucker
http://www.dulcie.ca/images/canon/blue_iguana_grill/blue_drink.JPG

And three wisemen is just the three J's. Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker.

J~$$$
02-09-2007, 08:47 AM
ewwwwww.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 08:49 AM
i never had anyone order one. Most people order the basics, a liqour and a mixer

CuervoPH
02-09-2007, 09:01 AM
adios motherfucker looks a lot like a walk me down...another deadly drink...will have to google and see if they're the same thing...

I like a good mojito...or a well-made, spicy bloody mary...helps to have jalapeno-stuffed olives in it...

cchap6
02-09-2007, 09:05 AM
Sex with an Alligator.

kreutz2112
02-09-2007, 09:06 AM
1. Makers Mark on the rocks
2. Vodka Tonic
3. ....Shots of Everclear?

skavenbrew
02-09-2007, 09:07 AM
nice and simple.... gin and tonic...

and always PATRON!!!!!!!

PsyGuyRy
02-09-2007, 09:08 AM
White Russian

I'm ALL ABOUT the White Russian, like "The Dude."

I've also been quite fond of Jager Bombs recently.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 09:12 AM
I haven't had the urge to try one. I suppose if "The Duderino" drinks it, it muyst be good

SheriNOIR
02-09-2007, 09:17 AM
Vodka & irn bru is always a tasty one.

bug on your lip
02-09-2007, 09:22 AM
whenever i go to over-the-top uber trendy spots i always order a "Blind Sloth"...
this is to test the bartender.

If the bartender is too much of a meglomaniac they won't admit they don't know what it is, & will make me something. When i say "this isn't a Blind Sloth" they will always reply "Well that's how i learned how to make it" -or- "That's how we make it in (insert location)"

But if the bartender admits right off the bat that they don't know what it is, you just tell the bartender to mix 4 things together (just whatever you happen to see 1st on the bar, randomly) ... Then you go on & on how you just got back from Paris & it's the rage there.
Now this approach has it's drawbacks... I've told people it contained random shit like Wild Turkey-Vodka-Gin and various colored liqueres all mixed together, then have had to choke it down with a smile, while going on about how it's just like one i had in Paris last weekend.

PotVsKtl
02-09-2007, 09:22 AM
I'm absolutely shocked that this thread is full of fluttering sackwastes. I am a man so I drink scotch. Like a man does.

P.S.
Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker. That's not a drink, that's the act of pulling your testicles out on a public street and trying to force passerbys to look at them, all before tripping backwards over a fire hydrant and breaking your leg, immobilizing yourself and requiring the assistance of strangers with your shrivelled old bag still flopping around outside your Dockers, you sad little man, distilled and liquidized and poured into a flashing neon shotglass with an airhorn constantly blaring look at me I'm a fucking idiot, look at what I'll drink, jesus mother of god it tastes like death.

Courtney
02-09-2007, 09:24 AM
Vodka & irn bru is always a tasty one.

Now I want to know what Irn-Bru tastes like.

TomAz
02-09-2007, 09:25 AM
I'm absolutely shocked that this thread is full of fluttering sackwastes.

You're shocked that a thread labeled 'mixed drinks' would bring out these people? really?

Yablonowitz
02-09-2007, 09:27 AM
nice and simple.... gin and tonic...

and always PATRON!!!!!!!

I'm a gin an tonic man. If they have it, I go with the Bombay.

tessalasset
02-09-2007, 09:29 AM
I've had an adios motherfucker and it's the nastiest shit in the world. I can't even drink a whole one.


ketel one and pineapple juice.that sounds fantastic.

i normally go with red bull and vodka, vodka collins, vodka sprite, vodka vodka.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 09:41 AM
I'm absolutely shocked that this thread is full of fluttering sackwastes. I am a man so I drink scotch. Like a man does.

P.S. That's not a drink, that's the act of pulling your testicles out on a public street and trying to force passerbys to look at them, all before tripping backwards over a fire hydrant and breaking your leg, immobilizing yourself and requiring the assistance of strangers with your shrivelled old bag still flopping around outside your Dockers, you sad little man, distilled and liquidized and poured into a flashing neon shotglass with an airhorn constantly blaring look at me I'm a fucking idiot, look at what I'll drink, jesus mother of god it tastes like death.



Never less than 12 yrs i hope.

Hannahrain
02-09-2007, 10:07 AM
depending on my mood i'll eat the whole jar of olives...

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 10:10 AM
depending on my mood i'll eat the whole jar of olives...

...oh?

Pixiessp
02-09-2007, 10:19 AM
Bloody Marys are pretty fantastic. Although I am drink free I can still reminisce.(did I spell this word correctly?)

Hannahrain
02-09-2007, 10:22 AM
...oh?

i ate a jar the other day actually
and i spilled brine on my bed
then i had to go buy that spray detergent.

anyway, i ate the whole jar.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 10:32 AM
i ate a jar the other day actually
and i spilled brine on my bed
then i had to go buy that spray detergent.

anyway, i ate the whole jar.

Impressive.

Speaking of olive juice.
Anyone enjoy a Dirty Martini?

york707
02-09-2007, 10:34 AM
anyway, i ate the whole jar.


So have you been shitting glass since?

Courtney
02-09-2007, 10:35 AM
Speaking of olive juice.
Anyone enjoy a Dirty Martini?

Yes, on occasion. Like, when I'm hungry and want to eat the olives.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 10:38 AM
So have you been shitting glass since?

What wit!

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 10:42 AM
Yes, on occasion. Like, when I'm hungry and want to eat the olives.

I don't actually like them. Salty vodka isn't my thing

schoolofruckus
02-09-2007, 10:44 AM
Impressive.

Speaking of olive juice.
Anyone enjoy a Dirty Martini?

Greatly. Although I rarely meet a bartender who makes one dirty enough.

My go-to drink is usually a gin (Tanqueray or Boodles, if it's my birthday) & tonic. For shots, I've become a redheaded slut man.

kimery08
02-09-2007, 10:45 AM
ooo bloody marys are a good cure. so is soda water + bitters +3-4 lime wedges + salt.

anyone have a hangover drink?

FromTheColonyOfBirchmen
02-09-2007, 10:48 AM
I like when there's like 3 or so different jugs of juice that are all almost gone in my fridge and I get to mix them all up. Sunny Delight Cran-rasp-cherry-grapefruit in particular.

SojuGorae
02-09-2007, 10:50 AM
ooo bloody marys are a good cure. so is soda water + bitters +3-4 lime wedges + salt.

anyone have a hangover drink?

I don't have a hangover drink, but I do usually go for some Pho(or any soup-based dishes) the day after. That stuff is heaven especially after a night of hard drinking. It's like noodles + MSG soup. Mmmmm

mozabilly54
02-09-2007, 10:52 AM
jack and coke......double shot.

adamnikyo
02-09-2007, 11:00 AM
I've become a redheaded slut man.
*blushes*

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 11:05 AM
*blushes*

Are you agreeing with his drink choice, or are you in fact a red headed slut?

Courtney
02-09-2007, 11:06 AM
Are you agreeing with his drink choice, or are you in fact a red headed slut?

(I hope it's the latter.)

Carlo Von Sexron
02-09-2007, 11:09 AM
Adios motherfucker, lethal weapon, and three wisemen.

An adios motherfucker is illegal to serve. It's too much alcohol to be served to someone at one time. Or I should say it's illegal to serve when people think they're really getting one full shot of each liquor in the glass.
People get pissed when I deny them that at work.

SojuGorae
02-09-2007, 11:21 AM
An adios motherfucker is illegal to serve. It's too much alcohol to be served to someone at one time. Or I should say it's illegal to serve when people think they're really getting one full shot of each liquor in the glass.
People get pissed when I deny them that at work.

Always felt the Adios' in some places were weak sauce.

I'm guessing it depends on each establishment. Is that the case?

Carlo Von Sexron
02-09-2007, 11:21 AM
Ketel One and cranberry juice w/ a lime
Ketel One and tonic w/ a lime
Ketel and tonic with a shot of Pama liqueur
Otter Pop (shot or cocktail)

We had a tasting the other day at work with our liquor reps. They were pushing 3 Olives vodka which is popular in the Scottsdale/Phoenix bars right now. Here's some of the drinks they made us.

3 Olives orange and Kazmir vanilla brandy/liqueur...Soooo good. Taste just like an Orange Julius. I think it had a splash of sweet and sour in it.

3 Olives watermelon, X Rated fusion liqueur (similar to Alize red), and Pama...Very fruity, but very good and smooth. It's a strong drink, but you can't even tell. You'd be drunk before you knew it.

Carlo Von Sexron
02-09-2007, 11:26 AM
Always felt the Adios' in some places were weak sauce.

I'm guessing it depends on each establishment. Is that the case?

Yeah, it just depends on the place you go to. Or it might just depend how loose your bartender is with the bottle.

Anytime someone orders an Adios at our place, they really think we're going to serve them 5-6 shots or whatever in a pint glass and give it to them. That would be illegal. If it was a 1/2 shot of those liquors, then it'd be OK.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 11:33 AM
Ketel One and cranberry juice w/ a lime
Ketel One and tonic w/ a lime
Ketel and tonic with a shot of Pama liqueur
Otter Pop (shot or cocktail)

We had a tasting the other day at work with our liquor reps. They were pushing 3 Olives vodka which is popular in the Scottsdale/Phoenix bars right now. Here's some of the drinks they made us.

3 Olives orange and Kazmir vanilla brandy/liqueur...Soooo good. Taste just like an Orange Julius. I think it had a splash of sweet and sour in it.

3 Olives watermelon, X Rated fusion liqueur (similar to Alize red), and Pama...Very fruity, but very good and smooth. It's a strong drink, but you can't even tell. You'd be drunk before you knew it.

Yeah, Our higher ups have us pushing the 3 Olives as well, because it's becoming popular in Miami.

kimery08
02-09-2007, 11:36 AM
i love miami.

fatbastard
02-09-2007, 11:41 AM
Glenfiddich or Glenlivet over ice.

Mr.Nipples
02-09-2007, 11:55 AM
anyone ever watch the film MAN BITES DOG???(every human should watch this film)

favorite drink is a DEAD BABY BOY or a PETITE GREGORY. just a fancy gin and tonic but you have to order one with a friend or else its not as fun. the bartender makes 2 gin and tonics, one for you and your friend, then the bartender takes 2 olives and ties each one to its own sugarcube(this represents a "dead baby boys" corpse ballasted by a concrete block. the bartender then drops each sugar cube/olive into each glass. the sugar cube will start to disolve in turn undoing the string that attaches the olive. whichever olive rises to the surface first wins and the loser has to buy the next round. you really need to see the film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtyEhDgXNX4&mode=related&search=
heres the scene where they make the drinks(so subtitles but just bear with it)

J~$$$
02-09-2007, 11:59 AM
mint julep when im bettin on the ponies.

the goat
02-09-2007, 12:05 PM
When its hot in summer i'm partial to Mandarin & tonics, but only a few cuz the quinine starts to get to me. A nice Caucasian's always good too. Must admit though, I'd probably only had a handful in my life before I saw the movie.

My real drink is Dewar's & soda, or as I call it "LA tap water." Of course, if I just got paid and wanna get really shitfaced, Macallan rocks.

As for shots, love a good Irish Car Bomb, although I'll probably drink at least 2 or 3 Washington Apples tonight. I know thats pretty sad but my girl loves 'em and they don't really mess me up, unless we start doin Rotten Apples.

iuseblenders
02-09-2007, 10:36 PM
anyone ever watch the film MAN BITES DOG???(every human should watch this film)

favorite drink is a DEAD BABY BOY or a PETITE GREGORY. just a fancy gin and tonic but you have to order one with a friend or else its not as fun. the bartender makes 2 gin and tonics, one for you and your friend, then the bartender takes 2 olives and ties each one to its own sugarcube(this represents a "dead baby boys" corpse ballasted by a concrete block. the bartender then drops each sugar cube/olive into each glass. the sugar cube will start to disolve in turn undoing the string that attaches the olive. whichever olive rises to the surface first wins and the loser has to buy the next round. you really need to see the film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtyEhDgXNX4&mode=related&search=
heres the scene where they make the drinks(so subtitles but just bear with it)

That sounds like the most exciting drink on the planet!

iuseblenders
02-10-2007, 07:49 AM
I tried the 'Three Wisemen ' last night....


It was horrible!

RickeyinLA
02-10-2007, 09:29 AM
Brave Bull. Half tequila (I like Sauza Tres Generaciones) and half Kahlua. Particularly good drink when in Vegas. Yum.

dontfeedthebird
02-10-2007, 10:56 AM
Impressive.

Speaking of olive juice.
Anyone enjoy a Dirty Martini?


I'll take a vodka water. And then a dirty sanchez.

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 11:12 AM
Girl Drink Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZK6RISIuPU)

leo01g
02-10-2007, 01:38 PM
red bull and grey goose vodka with some hipnotiq just to give it a sweet taste

iuseblenders
02-10-2007, 02:01 PM
Girl Drink Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZK6RISIuPU)

Uh..mazing!!

pewter14
02-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Girl Drink Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZK6RISIuPU)


I so love the Kids in the Hall

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-10-2007, 02:59 PM
Adios motherfucker, lethal weapon, and three wisemen.

In addition to pitchers of beer, I had SEVEN 3 Wise Men(s) at my bachelor party.




Don't recommend it...

gratytrainridesagain
02-10-2007, 03:00 PM
It's kind of a seasonal thing but nogasaki 2 parts saki 1 part eggnog.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-10-2007, 03:02 PM
And three wisemen is just the three J's. Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker.

The version I had was Jim Beam, Yukon Jack and Jose Cuervo.


Like I said, don't recommend it!

Courtney
02-10-2007, 03:10 PM
It's kind of a seasonal thing but nogasaki 2 parts saki 1 part eggnog.

That sounds sort of gross to me :/

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-10-2007, 03:10 PM
Now I want to know what Irn-Bru tastes like.

I'll bring some over. I'm already stashing a couple of bottles for the Scots contingent coming over.

For an idea of the taste, think potent orange dreamsicle and you'll be close!

Courtney
02-10-2007, 03:12 PM
I'll bring some over. I'm already stashing a couple of bottles for the Scots contingent coming over.

For an idea of the taste, think potent orange dreamsicle and you'll be close!

OMG I want some so badly now! Orange creamsicle?!? Yummmm.

I don't drink soda, but ya know, I might be willing to make an exception...

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 03:12 PM
Yeah, Our higher ups have us pushing the 3 Olives as well, because it's becoming popular in Miami.

I'll drink whatever you got, as long as you fill it with olives.

corbo
02-10-2007, 03:17 PM
adios, margarita

corbo
02-10-2007, 03:18 PM
i hate mojitos
MO JEEE TOOO
MO JEEEE TOOOO

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-10-2007, 03:21 PM
Pretty much most things with OJ are delicious. SoCo, Vodka (gotta love Screwdrivers), Midori, Bloody Gloves, you name it!

wmgaretjax
02-10-2007, 03:28 PM
i've seen "man bites dog." stellar film.

i'll take a gin and tonic... but i'm simple like that.

ayates
02-10-2007, 03:30 PM
White Russians

http://www.oliverbenjamin.net/images/dancing-lebowski.jpg

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 03:38 PM
I have perfume named after this drink:
http://images.43things.com/place/00/07/35/472458lr.jpg
and this one:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/155386/2/istockphoto_155386_belly_button.jpg

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 03:51 PM
I'll drink whatever you got, as long as you fill it with olives.

you are so my kind of girl. i like your sig too. by the way though wtf with this right here? i'm concerned.


I have perfume named after this drink:
http://images.43things.com/place/00/07/35/472458lr.jpg
and this one:
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/155386/2/istockphoto_155386_belly_button.jpg

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 03:54 PM
you are so my kind of girl. i like your sig too. by the way though wtf with this right here? i'm concerned.

sex on the beach/fuzzy navel.

come on. those were easy.

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 03:56 PM
sex on the beach/fuzzy navel.

come on. those were easy.

yeah but what's with the perfume thing? you smell like alcohol?

if so, you really are like my dream date, i just gotta say.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 04:15 PM
http://www.b-spice.com/images/public/products/DT-038.jpg
http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/kenkocom/cabinet/d417/d417520h_m2.jpg

a little like alchohol, at least for the first few minutes.

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 04:21 PM
that's hot. sincerely. now we're talking.

how do you feel about steaks and expensive cigars?

any attraction to tony soprano at all? how about james spader? i can make you famous.

also the only acceptable drink with chunks of fruit or vegetables in it is a bloody mary mixed strong as hell. at least where i come from.

thinnerair
02-10-2007, 04:22 PM
jameson and ginger ale

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 04:25 PM
any attraction to tony soprano at all? how about james spader?

http://www.netreach.net/~bundyman/299henry.jpg

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 04:32 PM
http://www.netreach.net/~bundyman/299henry.jpg

i turned down that part. they leaned on me to give the liotta kid a break. somebody's nephew or something.

and idlewyld airport was way sexier before it was named after a dead president, i just gotta say. i do got the sharkskin though. you like driving fast? black sportscars? how are you for cigarettes? i can pick you up some on the way.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 04:41 PM
i turned down that part. they leaned on me to give the liotta kid a break. somebody's nephew or something.

and idlewyld airport was way sexier before it was named after a dead president, i just gotta say. i do got the sharkskin though. you like driving fast? black sportscars? how are you for cigarettes? i can pick you up some on the way.

nonsmoker.

it must not be meant to be.

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 04:46 PM
nonsmoker.

it must not be meant to be.

pity. maybe you should start. i mean you already like olives. it's not that far of a stretch. i'll be at the bar from 10 til close should you require any further grownup conversation.

and quit stalking me. i only date receptionists and art dealers. are you a receptionist or art dealer? i think not. great taste though.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 04:52 PM
i only date receptionists and art dealers. are you a receptionist or art dealer? i think not.

seasonal job in reception/customer service. but i only date brooding writers who hang out in dive bars. not mob bars.

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 04:56 PM
seasonal job in reception/customer service. but i only date brooding writers who hang out in dive bars. not mob bars.

the only difference between most mob bars and most dive bars is the amount of tiki torches and/or polynesian themed decor on the walls. just saying.

i'm a brooding messageboard writer.

touche though. a "see you around tiger" would have sufficed. growl.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:01 PM
see you around, tiger.

mob roulette
02-10-2007, 05:02 PM
see you around, tiger.

classy. thanks.

iuseblenders
02-11-2007, 04:18 PM
I Finally tried Captain morgan Tattoo, waaayy too sweet for me.

ahab117
02-11-2007, 04:27 PM
me and my buddies made up a drink called 'yellow stinger' its orange juice, vodka, tequila, cinnamon, and if you want tylenol cold syrup, it fux you up!

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 04:29 PM
me and my buddies made up a drink called 'yellow stinger' its orange juice, vodka, tequila, cinnamon, and if you want tylenol cold syrup, it fux you up!

put me on the list.

to not ever try it.

iuseblenders
02-11-2007, 04:33 PM
Put me above Hanna.

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 05:08 PM
Whiskey coke
Whiskey ginger
Mojito
Bloody Maria

nothingman00
02-11-2007, 05:17 PM
Scotch on the rocks, spash of water. Oban, Balvenie, Laphroaig, Macallen cask Stength are a few of my favorites. However, if I'm out at a bar where premium scotches are way overpriced, I'll just roll with Dewar's. Actually, I usually just grab a nice glass of wine if the place has a decent wine list.

Also, on the 3 wisemen topic:
There are a couple variations (though I have no clue why anyone would want to drink any of them):

there's the Mexican 3 wisemen, with Jose Cuervo, Jack, Johnnie (not sure why someone would want to mix tequila, bourbon and scotch, but whatever)

And for some reason, idiot bartenders at some of the newer bars serve Goldschlager, Jager, and Rumplemintz. Again, I have no clue why someone would want to drink something like that, but to each his/her own. If you're going to go down that road and just want to get tanked, just take straight tequila shots, or better yet, pop a Xanax 4-bar or two and down just a couple drinks. You'll still make a fool out of yourself by acting like the village idiot, could possibly injure or kill yourself or others, but you'll save money doing it and you won't have the hangover.

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 05:19 PM
I so love the Kids in the Hall

I liked The State better

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 05:23 PM
And for some reason, idiot bartenders at some of the newer bars serve Goldschlager, Jager, and Rumplemintz. Again, I have no clue why someone would want to drink something like that, but to each his/her own.


This is what you get someone on their 21st birthday. It's probably the only time anyone would drink it.

nothingman00
02-11-2007, 05:39 PM
This is what you get someone on their 21st birthday. It's probably the only time anyone would drink it.

Maybe what you get an enemy on their 21st birthday. Might as well follow it up by taking said "friend" to the dirtiest strip club in town and convincing him that a trip to the Champagne room with "Tatiana the Crackhead Stripper" would be worth his while...

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 05:44 PM
that tatiana's pretty limber, though...

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 05:50 PM
Maybe what you get an enemy on their 21st birthday. Might as well follow it up by taking said "friend" to the dirtiest strip club in town and convincing him that a trip to the Champagne room with "Tatiana the Crackhead Stripper" would be worth his while...

What, you wouldn't? I mean, I only do it out of love.

nothingman00
02-11-2007, 05:59 PM
Of course she's limber. She weighs 95 lbs, spends the majority of her time with her legs spread eagle with with a pole of some sort between her legs. She's been thrown in every possible position by 14 fat, old men who don't mind forking over a couple hundo for a 55% chance of catching an as of yet undiscovered venereal disease (and that's just an average day). After your "friend" has downed about 3 of those three wise men in 15 minutes, he accepts the explanation that it's "just a cold sore" on her mouth and those red marks on the inside of her forearms and knuckles are simply mosquito bites, not track marks. And that missing tooth? Well, Tatiana also plays in a female roller derby league and caught an unfortunate elbow to the face last week. Other than that, she has bleach blond hair that always looks good in strip club lighting, a smoking body (95 lbs, C-cup implants) and your "friend's" vision is so blurred from his shots that he makes a comment along the lines of "You know, if she had all of her teeth, she'd be a dead ringer for Jessica Alba... Too bad about that roller derby accident."

kimery08
02-11-2007, 06:03 PM
wow.

kimery08
02-11-2007, 06:04 PM
i also drank too many rum and cokes last night.
it probably didnt help that i threw in a couple red bull vodkas to mix it up a bit.



and two cactus coolers...

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 06:57 PM
Nothingman, you're quite the charmer.

NeverMyopic
02-11-2007, 07:09 PM
When you walk up to the bar top, What do you order?

Excluding beer.

I will take a Stoli on the rocks, tall, crushed lemons.

A Kettle Gimlet (Kettle One Vodka with a splash of Roses lime juice-for color)

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s123/nevermyopic/MattMartini.jpg

(usually made with Gin, but I hate Gin, and I am particular about my Vodka)

nothingman00
02-11-2007, 07:47 PM
Nothingman, you're quite the charmer.

Hannah Rain, you have a great stage name.

Kidding aside, you baited me with the "limber" comment.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 09:19 PM
Hannah Rain, you have a great stage name.

Kidding aside, you baited me with the "limber" comment.

Hannah Rain=real name

nothingman00
02-11-2007, 09:36 PM
Hannah Rain=real name

I realized that. I was just saying it has a nice ring to it, but I was doing it in a smartass way.

Hannahrain
02-11-2007, 09:40 PM
I realized that. I was just saying it has a nice ring to it, but I was doing it in a smartass way.

Nothing Man, you have a great stage name.

CheersDarlin
02-11-2007, 10:12 PM
For New Years I made up my own drink, it consisted of equal parts:

champagne
tequila
orange juice

If you enjoy vomiting I strongly suggest it.

bballarl
02-11-2007, 11:10 PM
My favorite mixed drink is Guinness mixed with the blood of virgins.

bmack86
02-11-2007, 11:25 PM
Andrew, that drink is the drink of champions.

Willow Bean
02-11-2007, 11:27 PM
ITS ALL ABOUT THE AMF!!!

tiffdud41
02-11-2007, 11:34 PM
patron silver
margarita on the rocks with salt
surfer on acid
jamaican 10-speed
cherry bomber

bmack86
02-11-2007, 11:40 PM
surfer on acid eh?

tiffdud41
02-11-2007, 11:44 PM
yep
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz pineapple juice

bmack86
02-11-2007, 11:46 PM
hmm
that could be tasty

tiffdud41
02-11-2007, 11:48 PM
there's this other drink I get but I forget what it's called

it has hypnotic, something that tastes lemony, I think and they serve it with sugar around the rim and lemon...its like grapefruit with sugar

msivy
02-11-2007, 11:51 PM
white spiders, red apple martinis, this shot i've only known as "the chocolate cake" and my absolute favorite kickin' back drink, the tang and tonic.

JelloPuddingChat
02-11-2007, 11:52 PM
5 pages and only now will there be love for the Irish Car Bomb?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/blackstarr005/TheIrishCarBomb.jpg

bmack86
02-11-2007, 11:56 PM
ooo, good god those getcha fucked up.

tiffdud41
02-11-2007, 11:56 PM
boiler maker

msivy
02-11-2007, 11:57 PM
oh damn, i confused the car bomb with the cement mixer.

car bomb = me with the spins for 16 hours. i fear it.

msivy
02-11-2007, 11:59 PM
yep
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz pineapple juice

and thanks to this beautiful concoction, i don't remember my HS graduation party.

tiffdud41
02-12-2007, 12:01 AM
you're probably better off not remembering it, anyway

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-12-2007, 12:08 AM
bombay/tanqueray + soda.
dirty GIN martini, on the rocks.
mojito.

a greyhound or a tom collins, if i'm feeling saucy.

shots? cafe patron, or espresso vodka.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 07:44 AM
jameson and ginger ale

wow... that's what i've been drinking lately

tasteeeeeeeee

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 07:47 AM
other spirits i've been known to indulge in :

greyhound
mojito (only if made well)
bloody mary (only if made well)
gin & tonic
Sky citrus & lemonade (tastes exactly like lemon water = dangerous)
Rum & coke (i loves me some rum, tried alot of diff kinds)

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 07:51 AM
Bug on yr lip will have a colin meloy.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 07:55 AM
only 1 person on this board stalks me to the point of referencing my "Blind Sloth" story

i think i know who the Hannahrain alias is

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 07:56 AM
only 1 person on this board stalks me to the point of referencing my "Blind Sloth" story

i think i know who the Hannahrain alias is

Don't have an alias, actually. I was referring to the comment you just made on another thread.

I hope whoever you think I am is enjoying this.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 08:06 AM
hannah. babydoll. don't torture the natives.

also your smiles crashed our crappy internet. my network guy is pissed. thank you so much for letting the terrorists win.

the bikini lounge make a mean meloy with midori. you in? i'm off at five.

J~$$$
02-12-2007, 08:10 AM
smoove.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 08:11 AM
hannah. babydoll. don't torture the natives.

also your smiles crashed our crappy internet. my network guy is pissed. thank you so much for letting the terrorists win.

the bikini lounge make a mean meloy with midori. you in? i'm off at five.


Don't blame me for the smiles. I was an enabler, but not a perpetrator. (perp was a "native" as a matter of fact)

Meloys sound fabulous.

vicorintian
02-12-2007, 11:11 AM
MOJITOS!!!!!!:dumbo

iuseblenders
02-13-2007, 12:51 AM
I had me 2 Rasberry Lemondrops tonight. Oh so tastety. I had Forgotten how good Water <Maucasuns?> are as well.

Hannahrain
02-13-2007, 12:58 AM
mmmmmmmm

bmack86
02-13-2007, 01:08 AM
I had some margaritas tonight. Among other things which were fantastic.

SojuGorae
02-13-2007, 01:22 AM
5 pages and only now will there be love for the Irish Car Bomb?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/blackstarr005/TheIrishCarBomb.jpg

I love Irish Car Bombs.

kimery08
02-13-2007, 10:25 AM
had a few saki bombs last night. those never get old.

invisiblerobots
02-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Flaming Lamborghini

tango
02-13-2007, 12:14 PM
vodka, club soda with a wedge of lime.
no sugar, no hangover... yummmmm.

iuseblenders
02-13-2007, 08:54 PM
Flaming Lamborghini

What's in it?

Hannahrain
02-13-2007, 09:06 PM
car parts and kerosene

iuseblenders
02-13-2007, 09:11 PM
heh, clever.

dekr510
02-13-2007, 09:18 PM
shot of silver patron with a splash of pineapple , wash it down with a beer.

FromTheColonyOfBirchmen
03-02-2007, 08:04 AM
car parts and kerosene

Breakfast of champions.
Robot champions.

apachedino
03-02-2007, 09:38 AM
I'm a bar tender and i've never had, nor have i ever made any of those

Wow, that's weird to me, I live in freaking Utah and people get AMF's all the time cuz they have so much alcohol in them. That lethal weapon just...looks...amazing. I will for sure have to get one soon even though it's probably alot of schnapps and gross, whatever alcohol is EtOH.

Me I prefer Whiskey Makers Mark for Bourbon Shots, Chevis Regal for Scotch on the Rocks, and Crown and Coke for Mixed drinks. I can Always have me some Jim Beam though.

apachedino
03-02-2007, 09:40 AM
1. Makers Mark on the rocks
2. Vodka Tonic
3. ....Shots of Everclear?


You are a horrible person for doing that to someone that was already blacked out...double day hangovers AKA alcohol poisoning is bad. Although that trip was fun overall.

becomingcloser
03-02-2007, 10:06 AM
tanq tonic two limes

kreutz2112
03-02-2007, 10:56 AM
You are a horrible person for doing that to someone that was already blacked out...double day hangovers AKA alcohol poisoning is bad. Although that trip was fun overall.

Yeah, taking shots of everclear wasnt the smartest thing we've ever done. I wonder what would have happened to us if we woke up and started drinking again?

invisiblerobots
03-02-2007, 11:12 AM
What's in it?

Sorry, didn't see this until today. Here you go: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3536.html

jimmycrackcorn
03-02-2007, 09:39 PM
wow this is the first time in a while i read a whole thread from beginning to end since ummm "craziest things you've seen @ coachella"... i like flaming dr. peppers but a lot of places won't make them ( i guess some idiot somewhere burnt his face up)... after reading thread i wanna try that "dead baby" drink just for the novelty of it + i am a gambler and wanna free round...

iuseblenders
03-05-2007, 09:08 AM
Sorry, didn't see this until today. Here you go: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3536.html


MMmm.. That sounds tastey!

tiffdud41
03-30-2007, 03:11 PM
I have a new creation. We call it the Jenneration

fill glass with ice
1oz. Melon Pucker
1oz. Pineapple Rum
Fill glass with pineapple juice
Dash of grenadine

it's super sweet

meyouseek
03-30-2007, 03:35 PM
The best mixed drink is...

Crown Royal mixed with ice

ahhhh, refreshing

Sexecutioner
03-30-2007, 03:59 PM
at a bar:
patron on the rocks
sapphire tonic

at home:
fadorade (vodka/gatorade, pronounced fade-o-rade)

Sexecutioner
03-30-2007, 03:59 PM
woo hoo, the weekend is here! im off to happy hour to get all of the above!

miscorrections
03-30-2007, 04:09 PM
fadorade

worst drink evar! i don't even think it counts as a drink, it tastes like ass.

Bluera
04-18-2007, 11:26 AM
Whiskey and Vodka Sours
Vodka on the rocks with lime wedge
Screwdriver
Rickstasy
Miami Vice
Mexicola

And I saw early on in this topic that someone likes the "Three Wisemen". If you like that, you should try the "Four Horsemen". That crap messed me up on my 21st birthday. It's just equal parts of Goldschlager, Bacardi, Jagermeister and Rumplemintz. It's a KILLER...

I've only done these next two shots once... because they're crazy.

Prairie Fire - Vodka and 3 drops tabasco sauce. chase with a kiwi wedge.
Burning Buffalo - one part everclear, two parts 151, 3 drops tabasco sauce.

never again.....

Caitlin
04-18-2007, 11:37 AM
My favorite is Surfers on Acid(Malibu, pineapple juice and Jaegar)Another favorite, you just can't go wrong with rum and coke. More specifically, Captain Morgan Tattoo with cherry cola.

I also enjoy X-Rated, Midori sours and vodka cranberry.

TheGunslinger138
04-18-2007, 12:02 PM
I'm absolutely shocked that this thread is full of fluttering sackwastes. I am a man so I drink scotch. Like a man does.



Yeah. What he said. I take mine neat.

matsuolost
04-18-2007, 12:09 PM
anyone remembers a drink called take it to fly?

gmoneyak
04-18-2007, 12:44 PM
If you ever get a chance to get a Caiprihinia at a nice place with REAL sugar cane, try it, You won't regret it.. Bangin!!

I'm also a fan of the Adios Motherfucker, or as I like to call it: "The Game Over"

Equal parts : Vodka,Rum,Tequila,Gin,Blue Curacao,...2oz Sweet and Sour, 2oz 7up...

Good bye, GoodNight!!

kroqken
05-22-2007, 05:32 PM
Is a White Russian considered a mixed drink?

BlueDevil50
05-22-2007, 06:44 PM
i would say so, being that is has mixed alcohol in it

algunz
05-22-2007, 06:45 PM
Irish Car Bomb

ragingdave
05-22-2007, 06:48 PM
It depends what kind of bar I'm in.

I normally only dring wine or beer.
If I have to order something else, I go with a Bombay Sapphire martini.

Mojitos and Caiparinhas are pretty nice on occasion.

:dumbo

algunz
05-22-2007, 06:53 PM
Are you dringing agian?

ragingdave
05-22-2007, 06:54 PM
I am always on the dring.

: dumbo

captncrzy
05-22-2007, 06:54 PM
My friend makes a drink called "Killer Kool Ade". It tastes like red koolade.

Cosmos
Sake Bombers
Ruby Red Absolute with Sprite
Mandarin Soda

ragingdave
05-22-2007, 06:55 PM
Wow you are gay.

:dumbo

captncrzy
05-22-2007, 07:03 PM
Your mom is gay.


I'm a girl. And a beer lover; I only drink mixed drinks if the place I'm in has shitty domestic beer.

ragingdave
05-22-2007, 07:04 PM
How can you be a girl with the word "Captain" in your handle?

captncrzy
05-22-2007, 07:07 PM
It's the longest story ever.

ragingdave
05-22-2007, 07:08 PM
Well then, until I hear it you are gay.

algunz
05-22-2007, 07:09 PM
Dave, how can you be a boy with raging in your handle?

captncrzy
05-22-2007, 07:11 PM
I'm sure my boyfriend would love it if he could watch me be a little gay from time to time.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ragingdave
05-22-2007, 07:13 PM
Dave, how can you be a boy with raging in your handle?

I'm not a boy.

I'm a man, pussy.
:dumbo

algunz
05-22-2007, 07:14 PM
OOh, intriguing.

ragingdave
05-22-2007, 07:19 PM
Yes it is, Blake.

TOOLRAGE
05-22-2007, 08:04 PM
Kamikazes on the rocks. That's about the only mixed drink i have.

leo01g
05-22-2007, 09:50 PM
mai thai best out there

sydaud
05-23-2007, 04:41 AM
Captain Morgan and Vernors. It tastes just like Faygo Old Fashion Cream Soda, thus encouraging me to drink it by the gallon.

vogina
05-23-2007, 09:11 AM
whenever i go to over-the-top uber trendy spots i always order a "Blind Sloth"...
this is to test the bartender.

If the bartender is too much of a meglomaniac they won't admit they don't know what it is, & will make me something. When i say "this isn't a Blind Sloth" they will always reply "Well that's how i learned how to make it" -or- "That's how we make it in (insert location)"

But if the bartender admits right off the bat that they don't know what it is, you just tell the bartender to mix 4 things together (just whatever you happen to see 1st on the bar, randomly) ... Then you go on & on how you just got back from Paris & it's the rage there.
Now this approach has it's drawbacks... I've told people it contained random shit like Wild Turkey-Vodka-Gin and various colored liqueres all mixed together, then have had to choke it down with a smile, while going on about how it's just like one i had in Paris last weekend.

quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever read

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-23-2007, 09:13 AM
then u are even dumber for having read it

vogina
05-23-2007, 09:29 AM
then u are even dumber for having read it

touche

captain&dr.pepper
ketel&tonic
jack&coke
ketel&cran
right now i'm stuck on a very strong el presidente margarita's at chili's. no salt extra lime por favor muchacho-Sauza Conmemorativo Tequila, Cointreau, Presidente Brandy, very little margarita mix
if anyone is in longbeach thursday afternoon big group of alcoholic employees of the yard house heading to the yard house to hit happy hour-lots of hot chicks getting drunk basically-i love my job

fatbastard
05-25-2007, 06:31 PM
http://www.mattonigranddrink.com/pictures/whiskeysour.jpg