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faxman75
01-13-2009, 09:40 AM
I don't know how this makes any of you feel but I just got off the phone with a parrot at the phoenix zoo of all places and the parrot has been saying No Bowie all day. Now, last I heard Paul T was walking through the Phoenix Zoo discussing Coachella headliners, so take that for what it is worth.

paganman7
01-13-2009, 09:41 AM
I fucking love that zoo. The zoo here in Tucson sucks by comparison.

And we sure as shit don't have any parrots in the know down here.

beavington
01-13-2009, 09:42 AM
I don't know how this makes any of you feel but I just got off the phone with a parrot at the phoenix zoo of all places and the parrot has been saying No Bowie all day. Now, last I heard Paul T was walking through the Phoenix Zoo discussing Coachella headliners, so take that for what it is worth.

I heard that parrot was an alcoholic who constantly lies to everyone.

Coachella Bound
01-13-2009, 09:43 AM
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!

A thread thats believable.......

You cant lie when your drunk man!

faxman75
01-13-2009, 09:43 AM
Nope, not this parrot. It only repeats reputable sources. Especially this time of year when it's fed properly and isn't exposed to the extreme heat of Phoenix.

This is pretty disapointing news.

jonnypark
01-13-2009, 09:44 AM
Was this the Parrot that called Portishead and Jack Johnson last year?

BlackSwan
01-13-2009, 09:45 AM
Did you get kicked out of the Misc forums Faxman, or are you just trying to pollute the whole board now?

beavington
01-13-2009, 09:46 AM
Was this the Parrot that called Portishead and Jack Johnson last year?

the minute i heard portishead were reforming and doing All Tomorrow Parties, it was pretty much confirmed they were going to do coachella.

faxman75
01-13-2009, 09:46 AM
I'm trying to "pollute" your mom BlackSwan.

betao
01-13-2009, 09:47 AM
Fax, the word I've heard about that zoo is that the chimpanzees are "in the know" on the dance tent. If you just so happen to have a bit of free time, would you mind swinging by there and asking those guys if the Prodigy is playing?

faxman75
01-13-2009, 09:48 AM
betao, i'll probably call my "source" in a few. If they have ANY info, I will post it here in this thread.

paganman7
01-13-2009, 09:49 AM
Fax, the word I've heard about that zoo is that the chimpanzees are "in the know" on the dance tent. If you just so happen to have a bit of free time, would you mind swinging by there and asking those guys if the Prodigy is playing?


I fucking knew Nationocean was a god damned shit-throwing monkey.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-13-2009, 09:50 AM
http://photo.ortho.free.fr/images/divers/pollution.JPG
http://enews.toxicslink.org/im-info/Air.pollution_1.jpg
http://taheny.com/2006_12_31_lahore_rubbish_pollution_520x390.JPG

BlackSwan
01-13-2009, 09:51 AM
I'm trying to "pollute" your mom BlackSwan.

That doesn't even make any sense... at least you are consistent.

What's the difference between Faxman's mom and a washing machine?

faxman75
01-13-2009, 09:53 AM
Nothing, they are both clean and you're moms not, she's a dirty polluted whore. hahahaa

mom jokes

Coachella Bound
01-13-2009, 09:53 AM
That doesn't even make any sense... at least you are consistent.

What's the difference between Faxman's mom and a washing machine?

Im assuming your going for..."Ones clean and ones dirty?"

Coachella Bound
01-13-2009, 09:54 AM
Yo mamas so fat her pictures heavy!

BlackSwan
01-13-2009, 09:55 AM
Im assuming your going for..."Ones clean and ones dirty?"

No... at least when I put a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.

BOOYA. ///th_red.

paganman7
01-13-2009, 09:55 AM
Faxy's momma so fat, she gots more chins than a chinese phone book!

Coachella Bound
01-13-2009, 10:06 AM
No... at least when I put a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.

BOOYA. ///th_red.

ehhhhh....

Hows about.... "When I put a load in the washing machine it doesnt get pregnant and latch on for life."

BlackSwan
01-13-2009, 10:14 AM
ehhhhh....

Hows about.... "When I put a load in the washing machine it doesnt get pregnant and latch on for life."

Nope. Besides, Faxman's mom is now barren, that's why she let's every guy fill her up.

paganman7
01-13-2009, 10:17 AM
Daaaaaamn. That's hardcore homie.

You gonna take that shit Faxy?

faxman75
01-13-2009, 10:19 AM
He's just upset that his mom rejected him and not me.

BlackSwan
01-13-2009, 10:24 AM
He's just upset that his mom rejected him and not me.

Yeah, but then you couldn't get it up. In fact, she said it it was hiding so deep in your rolls that it looked like a pussy.

Coachella Bound
01-13-2009, 10:26 AM
I cant wait to see you two kiss and make up come April......

ahh message board love :)

paganman7
01-13-2009, 10:30 AM
I don't understand how faxy always finds himself in these cyber bitch-slap contests.

faxman75
01-13-2009, 10:31 AM
I'm just fuckin' around. I have no animosity towards swan and I certainly ain't getting huffy in the rumors section of all places.

faxman75
01-13-2009, 01:39 PM
Betao, the chimpanzees have basically said to expect The Chemical Brothers. They had no other info but they certainly know their stuff.

So, no Bowie and yes to the Chemical Brothers. Enjoy!

betao
01-13-2009, 06:34 PM
Thank you kind sir. Those chimpanzees deserve an award or a treat or something.

obzen
01-13-2009, 06:36 PM
Thank you kind sir. Those chimpanzees deserve an award or a treat or something.

here,here!

quicksand
01-13-2009, 06:36 PM
I fucking love that zoo. The zoo here in Tucson sucks by comparison.

And we sure as shit don't have any parrots in the know down here.

Out of Africa Wildlife Park in Camp Verde FTW!

obzen
01-13-2009, 06:37 PM
Out of Africa Wildlife Park in Camp Verde FTW!

i like the zoo too,whats ftw?

Agent Orange
01-13-2009, 06:43 PM
I heard that parrot was an alcoholic who constantly lies to everyone.

bwhahaha!

everything you read online is true!

quicksand
01-13-2009, 06:51 PM
i like the zoo too,whats ftw?

FOR THE WIN!

obzen
01-13-2009, 06:52 PM
fuck that parrot,fuck it up its stupid ass!







where my penguins @!?

Coachella Bound
01-13-2009, 08:22 PM
i like the zoo too,whats ftw?

hahaha....really?

woogie846
01-13-2009, 08:54 PM
Faxy's momma so fat, she gots more chins than a chinese phone book!

hahahahahaha i've never heard that one.

menikmati
01-13-2009, 09:09 PM
dumbest thread yet...

faxman75
01-14-2009, 06:04 AM
"take her to the zoo i hear retards like the zoo"

So last night a couple more confirmations came in. The camels were seen destroying a picture of Brittney Spears. This can only mean she will in fact be performing in the Sahara.