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AUDIOJUNKIES
02-08-2007, 08:49 AM
http://www.audiojunkies.net
(click on forum)

Much as I love my fellow brits, we are such a little island. Our opinions are second to none right? The few Americans that have ventured/stumbled into our humble abode have hung around and tell us all the magical things that Americans know about music.

WE BASICALLY NEED MORE AMERICANS to come and hang out with us in this forum. We need internationla music debate and all of our girls are HOT. I promise. Us guys arent much to look at, but every now and again we pull one out of the bag.

As an incentive here is the new arcade fire album 'neon bible'


http://www.audiojunkies.net/index.ph...95&Item id=65



come and save us!


Jed
aj editor

jackstraw94086
02-08-2007, 08:53 AM
avast, ye mangy pirate

J~$$$
02-08-2007, 08:53 AM
How do I know that you are not a just an internet predator luring me into your e-van?

AUDIOJUNKIES
02-08-2007, 08:58 AM
I could easily be a predator, but we have no crime in Britain. Our streets are paved with gold dontcha know.


gold and girls.


Jed
golden girls

TomAz
02-08-2007, 09:01 AM
JOHN
Eh ... pardon me for asking but who's that
little old man?

PAUL
What little old man?

JOHN
(pointing)
That little old man.

PAUL
Oh, that one. That's me Grandfather.

GEORGE
That's not your Grandfather.

PAUL
It is, y'know.

GEORGE
But your Grandfather lives in your house. I've
seen him.

PAUL
Oh, that's me other Grandfather, but this one's
me Grandfather and all.

JOHN
How d'you reckon that one out?

PAUL
Well ... everyone's entitled to two, aren't
they, and this is me other one.

JOHN
(long suffering)
Well we know that but what's he doing here?

PAUL
Well, me mother thought the trip 'ud do him
good.

RINGO
How's that?

PAUL
Oh ... he's nursing a broken heart.

The lads all look intently at the GRANDFATHER.

JOHN
Aah ... the poor old thing.

He leans across to GRANDFATHER.

JOHN
Eh, Mister... are you nursing a broken heart
then?

The GRANDFATHER nods soulfully glares at him, in a way that indicates
yes.

PAUL
(whispering)
You see, he was going to get married but she
threw him over for a butcher.

GEORGE
A butcher?

PAUL
Yeah, she was fickle.

JOHN
Aye and fond of fresh meat and all.

PAUL
(seriously)
No ... it was his sweetbreads. She was dead
kinky for sweetbreads. Anyroad, me mother
thought it'ud give him a change of scenery,
like.

JOHN
Oh, I see.

He inspects GRANDFATHER carefully.

JOHN
(to PAUL)
Eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?

PAUL
Oh yeah, he's very clean, y'know.

They all agree with PAUL.

JOHN has been examining GRANDFATHER. He now leans forward to him.

JOHN
(in an over-friendly voice)
Hello, Grandfather!

GRANDFATHER
Hello.

JOHN
(delightedly)
He can talk then?

PAUL
(indignantly)
Course he can talk. He's a human being, like.
Isn't he?

RINGO
(grinning)
Well ... if he's your Grandfather, who knows?

The lads all laugh.

JOHN
And we're looking after him, are we?

GRANDFATHER
I'll look after meself.

PAUL
Aye, that's what I'm afraid of!

JOHN
He's got you worried, then?

PAUL
Him, he costs you a fortune in breach of
promise cases. He's a villain and a right mixer
as well.

GEORGE
(disbelieving)
Gerron.

PAUL
No, straight up.

GRANDFATHER
The lad's given you the simple truth. I'm
cursed wid irresistible charm, I'm too
attractive to be let loose.

At this moment, SHAKE, a tall man who works with the BOYS, pulls open
the door of the compartment.

SHAKE
You got on all right then?

BOYS
Hi, Shake.

SHAKE
We're here. Norm'll be along in a mo' with the
tickets.

He sees GRANDFATHER.

SHAKE
Morning!
(whispers)
Who's that little old man?

GEORGE
It's Paul's grandfather.

SHAKE
Oh aye, but I thought ...

JOHN
(cutting in)
No, that's his other one.

SHAKE
That's all right then.

JOHN
(displaying Grandfather)
Clean though, isn't he?

SHAKE
Oh yes, he's clean all right.

mob roulette
02-08-2007, 11:10 AM
underrated. comic. masterpiece. the dialogue in this just never gets enough props.

vinylmartyr
02-08-2007, 11:11 AM
Is there a poster called mozzamarr there? If so I would like to speak with him.

fober
02-08-2007, 11:14 AM
I've reported you to the NSA just to be safe.

Stefinitely Maybe
02-10-2007, 05:02 AM
Hi Jed.

I gave Jed and his friend Tom a ride home from the festival last year... or was it the year before? And the car was so full that I had to sit in the trunk, where I fell asleep. True story.

breakjaw
02-10-2007, 05:09 AM
If you're really British,shouldn't you say boot (instead of trunk)?

vinylmartyr
02-10-2007, 05:11 AM
yeah what breakjaw said

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 05:37 AM
So you have incentive for guys... What incentive do you have for us american girls?

jerpar24
02-10-2007, 07:30 PM
Ya I tihnk i'll check it out

summerkid
02-10-2007, 07:40 PM
Ah what the hell I'll join even though I'm really not too keen on your guys' music scene right now.

psychic friend
02-10-2007, 07:41 PM
Re: Any Americans want to join our British Music forum?

why are you trying to steal our members? ghey

summerkid
02-10-2007, 07:59 PM
Re: Any Americans want to join our British Music forum?

why are you trying to steal our members? ghey

people can belong to more than one forum.

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 08:03 PM
why are you trying to steal our members? ghey

Every time I come across a psychic friend post, the avatar is in exactly the right part of the cycle to depict the mood of the post. It only lasts a second, but it's a funny, coincidental second.

AUDIOJUNKIES
02-11-2007, 12:04 PM
thanks to those who joined. yes I apologise on behalf of UK for the utter shit out there at the moment, but I promise its getting better, it just hasnt reached your shores yet. We have many cool bands that will make their mark this year... they all sound american though...


Jed
all come!

DeltaSigChi4
02-11-2007, 01:26 PM
How do I know that you are not a just an internet predator luring me into your e-van?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/DeltaSigChi4/chances.jpg

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AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 05:58 AM
thanks for joining those many months ago... we would still love to have more americans on it!


Jed
we rock

chiapet
04-13-2008, 09:05 AM
I just lost an hour of my morning reading cute British-English posts. :/

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 11:54 AM
I just lost an hour of my morning reading cute British-English posts. :/

aaawwwww.. we are cute.


Jed
youre right

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 11:54 AM
join up and then you can interact with us!


Jed
we're lovely

tessalasset
04-13-2008, 12:16 PM
OK I joined.

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 12:21 PM
nice one!


Jed
thank you

chiapet
04-13-2008, 01:14 PM
aaawwwww.. we are cute.


Jed
youre right

You'd already said that you fellows are not cute at all, but when I read your posts, inventing an accent in my mind, it's terribly charming.

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 01:16 PM
You'd already said that you fellows are not cute at all, but when I read your posts, inventing an accent in my mind, it's terribly charming.

Thats just because Im a terrific writer. My actual accent is far hotter than you can imagine. Its like aural sunshine.


Jed
yum yum

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-13-2008, 01:37 PM
also if there are any photographers out there that take any good photos, we will feature it on the site.

Jed
just click

Hannahrain
04-13-2008, 06:07 PM
Hi Jed.

I gave Jed and his friend Tom a ride home from the festival last year... or was it the year before? And the car was so full that I had to sit in the trunk, where I fell asleep. True story.

If you gave the ride, shouldn't someone else have been in the trunk? Come ON, Stef, don't be such a pushover. Do what I say and quit it already.

Hannahrain
04-13-2008, 07:01 PM
Also:

Jed,

Is putting the valediction after your name a British thing, or are you just a crazy person? If it's a British thing, forgive my uncultured ignorance. If you're just a crazy person, knock it off or start predicting the apocalypse. Either is acceptable.

Used to doing it this way,
Hannah

MissingPerson
04-13-2008, 07:04 PM
Briti-fetish, hannahrain?

Hannahrain
04-13-2008, 07:05 PM
Did you really get that from my last post? I actually thought I was sort of vindictive.


Edit. Ohhhh. The avatar. No. Everyone else had pictures of Prince. I'm an asshole, so I had to make a mockery of it.

MissingPerson
04-13-2008, 07:11 PM
Yeah, you can see where the confusion arose. :D

Hannahrain
04-13-2008, 07:12 PM
Well, I mean, I like accents as much as the next girl does, but. That's not the reason for the season. Season here being used as slang for "Picture of Prince William".

MissingPerson
04-13-2008, 07:14 PM
Well, naturally.

You colonials, and your adorable turns of phrase...

miscorrections
04-13-2008, 07:27 PM
Hubba hubba.

MissingPerson
04-13-2008, 07:29 PM
I'm Irish, surrounded by British royals, and I just don't know how to feel about it.

Hannahrain
04-13-2008, 07:30 PM
Shut your mouth and kiss my ring.

miscorrections
04-13-2008, 07:32 PM
That's a bit harsh, what?

Hannahrain
04-13-2008, 07:33 PM
What, you think it should be open-mouthed?

MissingPerson
04-13-2008, 07:33 PM
That's a bit harsh, what?


Indeed. Jaysus, in fact.

miscorrections
04-13-2008, 07:34 PM
Stick a fong in her arse.

Hannahrain
04-13-2008, 07:36 PM
I have no idea what a fong is, but I'm imagining it as a cross between a fork and a gong. And I'm imagining it has absolutely no real-world applications.

MissingPerson
04-13-2008, 07:40 PM
Yeah, but people scoffed at the iPod. The fong could herald a brave new era for us all. An era when finally, we could bang a gong at the same time as we ate. A brave new era of clattering teeth and damaged eardrums, true, but a brave new era all the same.

Stefinitely Maybe
04-14-2008, 12:54 AM
If you gave the ride, shouldn't someone else have been in the trunk? Come ON, Stef, don't be such a pushover. Do what I say and quit it already.

I was exhausted. Lying down and going to sleep in the trunk >>>>> being crushed up against four other sweaty people in the back seat.

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-16-2008, 05:28 AM
If you gave the ride, shouldn't someone else have been in the trunk? Come ON, Stef, don't be such a pushover. Do what I say and quit it already.



hahah cheers stef! Hope to see you again this year.. its true, we only ever see each other in LA/Coachella!


I can actually remember if it was last year or the year before... they are all just hazy lazy desert days.




Jed
seeya soon

AUDIOJUNKIES
04-16-2008, 05:31 AM
Also:

Jed,

Is putting the valediction after your name a British thing, or are you just a crazy person? If it's a British thing, forgive my uncultured ignorance. If you're just a crazy person, knock it off or start predicting the apocalypse. Either is acceptable.

Used to doing it this way,
Hannah

Neither, its a jed thing. Ive never called it a valediction before. I usually call it a 2-word sub sig and ive done it for the last 8 years or so. There is a very good reason why i do it though but its not for explaining right now!


Jed
or ever

Stefinitely Maybe
04-16-2008, 05:40 AM
hahah cheers stef! Hope to see you again this year.. its true, we only ever see each other in LA/Coachella!


Yeah will look out for you at the fest! Send me a message on AJ / Facebook / something if you wanna make plans. Not spending much time in LA this year; doing a roadtrip instead.