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Kampy
02-08-2007, 09:36 AM
Going to the bathroom at Coachella is not as easy as you'd think...

Check this out:

http://wehow.ehow.com/how_2023918_bathroom-coachella.html


Anybody have any port-o-potty horror stories?

I was inside one last year when somebody jumped on top of it trying to get a view of Madonna. that was weird

David_w
02-08-2007, 09:41 AM
Going to the bathroom at Coachella is not as easy as you'd think...

Check this out:

http://wehow.ehow.com/how_2023918_bathroom-coachella.html


Anybody have any port-o-potty horror stories?

I was inside one last year when somebody jumped on top of it trying to get a view of Madonna. that was weird

Ew ew ew ew. Well, it's a festival, what do expect?! :)

Rezzo
02-08-2007, 09:41 AM
THANKS

york707
02-08-2007, 09:45 AM
Everytime I click on that link, my IE crashes.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-08-2007, 09:50 AM
Me too - it's getting annoying, I'd like to read the damn articles.

invisiblerobots
02-08-2007, 09:53 AM
Bah, don't worry. It was another whiney article about toilets at a festival. Don't y'all have Firefox?

york707
02-08-2007, 09:55 AM
Not at work.

mozabilly54
02-08-2007, 09:57 AM
what i have always done becaouse things run out. go to target and buy this:
http://www.minimus.biz/images/J01-0223102-8200bg.jpg
and this:
http://www.minimus.biz/images/J01-0223101-8200bg.jpg

that way you'll be covered allllllllll day long.

Kampy
02-08-2007, 12:05 PM
Everytime I click on that link, my IE crashes.


Me too - it's getting annoying, I'd like to read the damn articles.

Sorry about that... I looked into it and here's the response I got from weHow:

There were some reports yesterday of problems with weHow, but these problems have been fixed. Hopefully, most of the concerns you are referring to were related to that.

Otherwise, if you ever seem to have any trouble while using IE, clear your browser cache and then try again. We've found that this often helps.

Here is the link to ALL my Coachella-related articles so far: http://wehow.ehow.com/43ef456e-6183-4c12-9ef2-7e16a803b6df/profile-my-articles.html (maybe that link will work better?) Let me know if it keeps crashing your IE...

FromTheColonyOfBirchmen
02-08-2007, 12:14 PM
Last year after day 1 back at camp I was using the portos there and a highly intoxicated festival goer informed me to always wear shoes anywhere near the potties. He began to describe the cold, gooey, wet grassy floor surrounding the portos that had collectd everything that was on the floors of the portos.

Courtney
02-08-2007, 12:25 PM
I learned how to pee standing up a couple years ago. It really helps the whole port-o-potty thing when you're a girl.

That and not wearing flipflops.

RATMan
02-08-2007, 12:27 PM
Thank god I'm a dude

Thank god I'll be taking a massive dump at my motel before entering the grounds

Thank god I'll be eating Imodium cereal for breakfast every morning

instinct
02-08-2007, 01:26 PM
or if your a guy.. stand in a corner.. have your friends cover you... or piss in a bottle in the middle of a big crowd (they won't notice) and once you are done.. keep the cap off.. and throw into the middle of the audience (or band)!! They'll love you for it!

montague
02-08-2007, 01:27 PM
almost the sole reason for having a vip band every year.

momof5
02-08-2007, 02:07 PM
Hey--I don't think the potties are so bad--mostly the lines are too long and we try to use just the girl's room not the portos. Not bad for a festival.I was at Woodstock(the original) and to this day I cannot stand Patchouli because that was the smell of Woodstock-Patchouli and urine! Gross

chairmenmeow47
02-08-2007, 02:11 PM
the only port-a-potty story i have was posted in the "weird things you've seen at coachella" thread.

basically, somehow a port-a-potty fell over on some guy. it was cool though cause all these random people IMMEDIATELY dumped their bottles of water over the guy to help him out. that's one expensive shower, but well worth every penny i'm sure!!! :rotfl

foto_synthesis
02-08-2007, 02:53 PM
I learned how to pee standing up a couple years ago.

How the hell is that possible? Does it involve some Kama-Sutra type maneuvers?

Once I've got enough alcohol in my system I can barely aim straight when I hover...

Boourns
02-08-2007, 02:57 PM
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McFearless
02-08-2007, 05:11 PM
I learned how to pee standing up a couple years ago. It really helps the whole port-o-potty thing when you're a girl.

That and not wearing flipflops.

WTF. HOW!?!?

woogie846
02-08-2007, 05:27 PM
I went pee once at Coachella last year.

tiffdud41
02-08-2007, 05:33 PM
spread the lips and let 'er rip (you need pressure or else *trickle*trickle*)
face the hole like dudes do

it's that simple :)

Courtney
02-08-2007, 06:40 PM
spread the lips and let 'er rip (you need pressure or else *trickle*trickle*)
face the hole like dudes do

it's that simple :)

Yeah, pretty much. It requires strong kegel muscles.

Here's a full tutorial: pee standing up (http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing.html)

tiffdud41
02-08-2007, 07:56 PM
that was a great article, thanks for sharing

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-08-2007, 08:02 PM
spread the lips and let 'er rip


That, I believe, is what she said!

captncrzy
02-08-2007, 08:18 PM
Yeah, pretty much. It requires strong kegel muscles.

Here's a full tutorial: pee standing up (http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing.html)

YEAH I'm gonna start practicing NOW!!!!!

Courtney
02-08-2007, 08:49 PM
Yay! Viva la revolucion.

Carlo Von Sexron
02-08-2007, 10:56 PM
Thank god I'm a dude

Thank god I'll be taking a massive dump at my motel before entering the grounds

Thank god I'll be eating Imodium cereal for breakfast every morning

Yes, yes, and yes. I'm with ya, man.

And I like the looks of those Charmin toilet seat covers to go. Never seen those before.

Mr. E
02-09-2007, 08:33 AM
Thnx !! That was helpful.

TESTIFYTHIS
02-09-2007, 08:44 AM
thanks that was very helpful. How do you manage to get vip? can you even buy that anywhere? or you need to know someone sort of thing?

Sally Cinnamon
02-09-2007, 08:51 AM
WTF. HOW!?!?


its not very difficult
ya learn how to hover

if you've ever been to Asia or SE Asia ya have to squat all the time
men & women
its not so hard

Sally Cinnamon
02-09-2007, 08:55 AM
Yeah, pretty much. It requires strong kegel muscles.

Here's a full tutorial: pee standing up (http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing.html)


i just dont think i could do that
hover it is
its pretty much standin up anyways

breakjaw
02-09-2007, 09:08 AM
its not so hard
http://imageigloo.com/images/801product_detail_g_said.gif

dekr510
02-09-2007, 11:30 AM
haha I learned something new today. If I were a girl I'd go practice.

ayates
02-10-2007, 03:57 PM
haha I learned something new today. If I were a girl I'd go practice.

http://imageigloo.com/images/801product_detail_g_said.gif

dontfeedthebird
02-10-2007, 04:25 PM
spread the lips and let 'er rip (you need pressure or else *trickle*trickle*)
face the hole like dudes do

it's that simple :)

That sounds fascinating and I'd kinda like to see it. Which is giving me weird feelings on the inside.

Courtney
02-10-2007, 04:32 PM
That sounds fascinating and I'd kinda like to see it. Which is giving me weird feelings on the inside.

Hahhaha.

I'd demonstrate for you.... except eww no that would be weird and uncomfortable in a sort of alternate universe golden shower kink sort of way.

captncrzy
02-11-2007, 09:35 AM
Hahhaha.

I'd demonstrate for you.... except eww no that would be weird and uncomfortable in a sort of alternate universe golden shower kink sort of way.

So not to be gross, but do you wear a skirt?...you know how girls tinkle-well-downward; i'm afraid I'm going to get some on my pants...

Courtney
02-11-2007, 01:34 PM
So not to be gross, but do you wear a skirt?...you know how girls tinkle-well-downward; i'm afraid I'm going to get some on my pants...

Two things prevent getting urine on your pants:

1) Some women, depending on their, um, labial alignment, will need to use a hand to position themselves so that the stream of urine is going outwards and not down.

2) Strong kegel muscles. You need to be able to push it out with force, so there's no trickle.

But yes, a skirt is easier to deal with, especially in port-o-potties.

SWEETSHIVERBURN
02-11-2007, 02:13 PM
its easier in skirts / dresses..BUT...push your panties out of the way and bear down.. push the piss out. It will come out fast.. but have TP ready for any drips.

~fab81~
02-12-2007, 02:18 AM
omg this is sooo funny.

festivals here have the scariest loo facilities, im just praying and hoping that the states have better porta-loos than we do!

not wearing flip flops is a great great piece of advice.


xxfxx

tiffdud41
02-14-2007, 12:29 AM
it requires major practice...like the link says (read it if you heven'!

KissDownUnder
02-14-2007, 08:46 AM
For Classic festival port-a-loo antics, you should check out this Gold Aussie movie
www.kennythemovie.com/

jimmycrackcorn
04-10-2007, 10:23 PM
spread the lips and let 'er rip (you need pressure or else *trickle*trickle*)
face the hole like dudes do


wow LOL
first quote from somebody else on the board...

denies the day
04-10-2007, 10:33 PM
... labial alignment....

Cue favorite phrase of the week. This is gonna be fun.

phoenixsky
04-10-2007, 10:41 PM
Wow, that article is hands down the most genius thing I've read on the board thus far.