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HowToDisappear
06-24-2010, 02:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC

*wipes tears*

SoulDischarge
06-24-2010, 10:15 PM
Will read later. But for now, how do I cruise for guys in public places that there's a 95% chance that they're totally straight and would kick my ass if I hit on them without getting my ass kicked?

weeklymix
06-24-2010, 11:04 PM
Kick their ass first, then squeeze it?

SoulDischarge
06-24-2010, 11:08 PM
I appreciate your efforts, but I'm really looking for the caco perspective on this manner.

caco0283
06-25-2010, 09:41 AM
Will read later. But for now, how do I cruise for guys in public places that there's a 95% chance that they're totally straight and would kick my ass if I hit on them without getting my ass kicked?

One of the things you have to do is find a tell. When I'm at a bar and I'm see a hot piece of ass I want to destroy as I do my forbidden dance I always check out the way they drink their beer bottle.

this girl is a lesbian

http://mizsilverthorn.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83500f91e53ef011571404a6e970c-500wi



this girl is straight

http://www.chinese-tools.com/jdd/public/documents/cc/olive/20090703-bier.1.jpg


this girl is my future exwife

http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beer_bottle_mouth_girl1.jpg




It never fails as ridiculousness as it may sound but it works. I'm going to go on a limb here and say all straight women have sucked a cock before....for some reason they treat a beer like its the god in our pants. Don't believe me?? Go to a gay/lesbian bar and check out how Mary the Bull drinks her beer.

I don't know any tell signs for guys....sorry. If you think of any let us know. Wish I could help you more but do remember....if you find that special someone tonight...you better give him a reach around if you want a call back. Not giving a guy a reach around is like blowing a load in a girls mouth without asking for permission. Sure it might be okay for Friday night but it will lead a to lonely Saturday night.

full on idle
06-25-2010, 09:43 AM
oh, Ronnie.

captncrzy
06-25-2010, 09:49 AM
this girl is a lesbian

http://mizsilverthorn.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83500f91e53ef011571404a6e970c-500wi



this girl is straight

http://www.chinese-tools.com/jdd/public/documents/cc/olive/20090703-bier.1.jpg


this girl is my future exwife

http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beer_bottle_mouth_girl1.jpg


.

How long have you been waiting to use this? Be honest.

caco0283
06-25-2010, 09:52 AM
few minutes....I just found the pix. Its something I really believe in. Me and my friends have this conversation all the time.

You don't sit on gold like that....it just happens. Ask a question and I will give you answers from my life experiences.

chairmenmeow47
06-25-2010, 09:55 AM
what's the hottest thing you've ever seen a girl do? something that doesn't involve sexual relations with another chick or dude.

PotVsKtl
06-25-2010, 09:58 AM
this girl is a lesbian

http://mizsilverthorn.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83500f91e53ef011571404a6e970c-500wi

Careful Ronald, she could also be filthy rich royalty with that pinky placement. Shades of gray.

Yablonowitz
06-25-2010, 10:03 AM
This thread should never have died. Keep rollin'.

caco0283
06-25-2010, 10:06 AM
what's the hottest thing you've ever seen a girl do? something that doesn't involve sexual relations with another chick or dude.

ill get to this after m lunch


This thread should never have died. Keep rollin'.

i know right....me and gabe are trying to find the cucumber story...that was a classic

schoolofruckus
06-25-2010, 10:27 AM
I think the cucumber story is gone for good, which is just awful. It was a psychosexual odyssey that outpaced anything Lynch or Cronenberg or Dali could cook up, with probably the most impactful "Who's your mommy????" outburst of all time.

caco0283
06-25-2010, 12:43 PM
Careful Ronald, she could also be filthy rich royalty with that pinky placement. Shades of gray.

too funny


what's the hottest thing you've ever seen a girl do? something that doesn't involve sexual relations with another chick or dude.

This thread is titled "Ask Caco for Relationship Advice" so I have to ask myself why want to know what is the hottest thing I've seen a girl do. If you want to date me just ask. That's all you have to do. I'll fly out to wine and dine you and when we are done all memories of sadness will be wiped from your memory. :)


Okay to really answer your question this chick I met about 3 weeks ago can party with us like a champ and not bitch and moan or turn into a monster by the end of the night. Sure that might not sound like much but a girl that can play volleyball on the beach with us all morning long....then football....then dance on the beach...then go out to dinner....then dancing till about 5 or 6 am and then sit at a poolside for a few hours turns me on. Especially when most girls will get tired....drunk...cranky...and ruin my time. So in short a girl that can really hang is hot!!

sbconnection
11-14-2011, 02:59 PM
Wow this thread is amazing, how does it keep dying?

Question: How would you suggest going about getting more serious with a fuck buddy?

If he isn't down this idea he may not want to fuck anymore... Should I even say anything?

fatbastard
12-15-2012, 09:44 AM
:bump

TomAz
01-29-2013, 09:59 AM
Since Ronnie mentioned it in his "The Gift or the Curse" thread, it occurs to me that some of you retarded retards might benefit from a careful reading. You can thank me with a beer on the polo fields.

caco0283
01-29-2013, 10:06 AM
im fucked

VigoTheCarpathian
01-29-2013, 11:00 AM
Heyyy duuuude. I'm kind of a ladies man myself and all so if you're at Coachella we should hang and pick up on babes. But let's cross some notes: when a girl rejects you, what do you do?

caco0283
02-01-2013, 09:26 AM
Heyyy duuuude. I'm kind of a ladies man myself and all so if you're at Coachella we should hang and pick up on babes. But let's cross some notes: when a girl rejects you, what do you do?

I go for her sister