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schoolofruckus
02-07-2007, 10:45 PM
Those of you who have been around these parts for a while (back when these parts were those parts) surely remember this game. You name delegates to your own personal Homo Island and Hetero Island. You pick three for each; they have to be celebrities, and have to be of the opposite gender as you for Hetero Island, same gender as you for Homo Island. The orientations of your choices do not factor in, i.e., guys can't choose lesbians for Homo Island. Or else TomAz would have two islands full of lesbians.

You also have to do both islands; none of this meathead "I don't have a Homo Island" shit.

That's it, that's all there is. Who makes the cut for each of you?

Homo Island (Schoolio Edition)
Vincent Gallo
George Clooney
Bono

Hetero Island (Schoolio Edition)
Scarlett Johansson
Naomi Watts
Rachel Weisz

psychic friend
02-07-2007, 10:51 PM
gabe rules

bmack86
02-07-2007, 10:55 PM
Is this appearance only, or does raw talent make its way in? Also, from a certain era or right now?
I'm going with talent and the idealized person.

Homo Island
-Tunde Adebimpe
-Peter Gabriel (Directly post-Genesis)
-John Lennon

Hetero Island
-Joanna Newsom
-Audrey Hepburn (Breakfast at Tiffany's Era)
-Scarlett Johansson

full on idle
02-07-2007, 11:00 PM
Jesus says homos is wrong.

keriann
02-07-2007, 11:01 PM
Yeah, are these people who we would just want to sex, or are we taking into account whether or not they'd be cool to hang out with?

bmack86
02-07-2007, 11:04 PM
There's a southern preacher who occassionally comes to UCLA and rants on our main drag. He said the strangest thing yesterday.
"What's the name of this city? Los Angeles (pronouces Los Angle-eez). And what's that mean? HOMOSEXUAL!"
the guy is the best free comedy show

Stefinitely Maybe
02-08-2007, 02:10 AM
Homo:
Kurt Cobain
Stephen Dorff
Andy Garcia

Hetero:
Kelly Brook
Keeley Hazell
Amanda Peet

vinylmartyr
02-08-2007, 02:14 AM
Do they have to be alive?

All That I Am
02-08-2007, 03:25 AM
Do they have to be alive?

wait a minute no one told me with was Homo Necro Island!

vinylmartyr
02-08-2007, 03:28 AM
Yeah WTF!

TomAz
02-08-2007, 06:48 AM
Or else TomAz would have two islands full of lesbians.


hahahahaha, I was already thinking that before I got to that sentence.

Homo Island
Jonny Greenwood
Bob Dylan
Joe Strummer (if I can have dead people)
Bruce Springsteen (if I can't)


Hetero Island
Jodie Foster (yes, yes, I know)
Winona Ryder
(edit) Audrey Hepburn, in her prime

Yablonowitz
02-08-2007, 07:00 AM
I could not imagine having sex with Bob Dylan. That would be weird in the extreme. Could you imagine the weird sounds that would emanate from the man as he approached climax? "nARRGHHG AHHHANNNGARHHH OHHGNNGHAAAARRGHGGG!"

waxybk
02-08-2007, 07:12 AM
Homo Island
Angelina Jolie
Scarlett Johansson
Winona Ryder

Hetero Island
Johnny Depp
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ryan Gossling

TomAz
02-08-2007, 07:14 AM
I could not imagine having sex with Bob Dylan. That would be weird in the extreme. Could you imagine the weird sounds that would emanate from the man as he approached climax? "nARRGHHG AHHHANNNGARHHH OHHGNNGHAAAARRGHGGG!"

I can't imagine having sex with any of these guys. I just picked cool guys I'd want to talk music with.

downingthief
02-08-2007, 07:19 AM
Homo
- John Cusack
-George Clooney
-Jude Law

Hetero
-Scarlett Johanson (she should be on EVERYONE's list)
-Claire Forlani
-Lauren Bacall (when she was in To Have and Have Not)

schoolofruckus
02-08-2007, 07:42 AM
Yeah, are these people who we would just want to sex, or are we taking into account whether or not they'd be cool to hang out with?

That depends on you and your libido. If you can fuck all day and all night, then it probably won't matter what their personalities are. If you like to balance fucking and home-(island-)making, and you don't have a lot of patience for people with bad manners, then it would probably suit you to not put people like Paris Hilton or Pete Dougherty on your island.

I'm joking around to the point, but basically - it's up to you. Explanation of choices is always welcome. Although, someone can correct me if I'm wrong about this, but I believe that selecting people for your islands is a guarantee that you'll be making sexy time with each and all of them. So grab ahold of Dylan's scuff, Tom. You're not going anywhere.


Do they have to be alive?

Hmm.....I don't know. Brandon, I seem to remember you and Rue establishing the rules for this - is one allowed to choose legends for this and specify the time period? Or is it something that has to be applicable to today?

Good question, though; I thought about putting Gena Rowlands (circa 1968) on my list, but decided to keep it current.

caco0283
02-08-2007, 07:47 AM
Homo island - Johnny Depp, robert rodriquez, saul williams

hetero island - selma hayek, anne hathaway, kathleen kennedy

TomAz
02-08-2007, 07:54 AM
So grab ahold of Dylan's scuff, Tom. You're not going anywhere.


http://www.dylanimages.com/Ny%20mappe/You%20Ain't%20Going%20Nowhere_San%20Jose%20141197% 20Front%20Txiki.jpg

chairmenmeow47
02-08-2007, 08:01 AM
this is my living list. if we do a necro list, i will update for jim morrison:

homo island

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/rose.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/monica_bellucci_2.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/Fiona2.jpg


hetero island

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/trent_reznor.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/jake_gyllenhaal.sized.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/usher.jpg

it was a tie between usher and jude law. but since we're on an island, i can make usher teach me to dance, so he wins :)

hawkingvsreeve
02-08-2007, 09:11 AM
These are purely sex islands. Not, "who would you like to hang out with" islands. You can pick anybody you want, alive or dead, and place them from a specific time period.

Also, it is best to play this game live. Being that one of the rules is that once a person is on an island, they can't be on any other island. So obviously Scarlett would be a hot commidity and one lucky person would get to bask in her nordic beauty. There is strategy in placing your picks, and trades are allowed between islands. To further clarify that rule, she could be on one hetero island, and one homo island.

Example of people from time periods:

Homo Island:

Guy Pierce (Time period of Memento, not LA confidential. I don't want a nerd sticking it in me.)
Ethan Hawke
Matthew Fox



Hetero Island:

Alessandra Ambrosio
Scarlett Johansson
Charlieze Theron (from Aeon Flux)

CuervoPH
02-08-2007, 09:11 AM
Homo:

John Cusack
Aiden McGeady (player for Celtic FC)
Colin Meloy

Hetero:

Rachel Weisz
Amanda Tannen
Neko Case

lindseyb
02-08-2007, 09:22 AM
haha, this is funny.

hetero
jake gyllenhaal
gael garcia bernal
eyal podell (from young and the restless)

homo
maggie gyllenhaal
naomi watts
kirsten dunst

semisonic
02-08-2007, 09:34 AM
homo:
brad pitt
george clooney
johnny depp

hetero:
jenny lewis
lucy liu
norah jones

bartelby
02-08-2007, 09:39 AM
homo
jake gyllenhaal (can you say brokeback island?)
thom yorke (only if he brings his guitar)
tom brady

hetero
Scarlett Johansson
Penelope Cruz
Rachel Weisz

keriann
02-08-2007, 09:42 AM
Ok I'm going by Brandon's rules because thinking of who I'd want to hang out with and also sex requires too much thought.

Homo
Audrey Tatou
Inara George
Jenny Lewis

Hetero
Diego Garcia
George Clooney
Hugh Jackman

semisonic
02-08-2007, 09:50 AM
I think Dylan would be goin', "Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door."

schoolofruckus
02-08-2007, 09:51 AM
These are purely sex islands. Not, "who would you like to hang out with" islands. You can pick anybody you want, alive or dead, and place them from a specific time period.

Thanks for the clarification, B Dizzle. For the record, I treated it as such; while I enjoy the artistic/societal contributions of all of my island inhabitants, I picked them because I want to do them.

hawkingvsreeve
02-08-2007, 10:03 AM
Same here. Doing is in order on my islands.

Mr.Nipples
02-08-2007, 10:06 AM
homo
david bowie
henry rollins
johnny depp

hetero
bijou phillips
vera farmiga
emily haines

CuervoPH
02-08-2007, 10:13 AM
Audrey Tatou

Awesome call! How did I forget her?

thaipod
02-08-2007, 10:17 AM
Homo Island
Johnny Depp
Bono
Sean Connery

Hetero Island
Evangeline Lilly
Scarlett Johanson
Michelle Pfeiffer

Yablonowitz
02-08-2007, 10:20 AM
I like how tom listed his homo island and then said he wouldn't want to have sex with any of them. Why would it be a homo island then?

TomAz
02-08-2007, 10:45 AM
You got it, precisely.

but given the clarification in rules I change mine to Thom Yorke, James Blunt, and Brian Eno, because I bet they all have small dicks.

Yablonowitz
02-08-2007, 11:15 AM
Less than a mouthful's a waste, tom.

Hannahrain
02-08-2007, 12:47 PM
Homo Island

Bono


you know, when you take off the glasses he's really just robin williams.

schoolofruckus
02-08-2007, 12:57 PM
Watch "Rattle and Hum" and try saying that again.

chairmenmeow47
02-08-2007, 01:08 PM
you know, when you take off the glasses he's really just robin williams.

:rotfl

and that's just blasphemy, yablo!!!!

Hannahrain
02-08-2007, 01:10 PM
:rotfl


i do what i can.

psychic friend
02-08-2007, 01:19 PM
I change mine to Thom Yorke, James Blunt, and Brian Eno, because I bet they all have small dicks.

that's what she says

tessalasset
02-08-2007, 01:36 PM
Hetero Island
Ryan Gosling
George Clooney (there's just something about him)
Clive Owen (this will probably change, but again, something about him)
Ewan McGregor (circa A Life Less Ordinary)

Homo Island
i'm gonna have to think about this and i cant at work right now.

schoolofruckus
02-08-2007, 01:58 PM
4 heteros, no homos. You suck balls at this game.

Hannahrain
02-08-2007, 02:00 PM
4 heteros, no homos. You suck balls at this game.

a little redundant...

psychic friend
02-08-2007, 02:01 PM
thats what she said

SojuGorae
02-08-2007, 02:06 PM
Homo:
Kevin Randleman
Sol Campbell
Cristiano Ronaldo

Hetero:
Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek
Adriana Lima

hawkingvsreeve
02-08-2007, 02:14 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo

That boy is pretty. I gave him some thought for my homo island.


Adriana Lima

She used to be my number 1, until Alessandra came along. Brazilian women. Whew.

bmack86
02-08-2007, 02:22 PM
I guess mine fits well into Brandon's rules.
Talent is sexy

keriann
02-08-2007, 02:23 PM
a little redundant...

ha! hannanah is funny

full on idle
02-08-2007, 04:24 PM
Hetero
Tracy Mcgrady
Jason Dohring
Timothy Olyphant

Homo
Kristen Bell
Beyonce
Rachel Griffiths

schoolofruckus
02-08-2007, 04:30 PM
Hetero
Tracy Mcgrady
Jason Dohring
Timothy Olyphant


John Darnielle just died of a broken heart.

pewter14
02-08-2007, 07:15 PM
Off the top of my head ...

Hetero:
Jessica Alba
Amanda Tannen of stellastarr* (1)
Faye Dunaway (2)

Homo:
Steve McQueen (2)
Chris Cornell (3)
Kele Okereke (4)


1 - as evidenced by my million posts on this subject

2 - At the time of The orginal Thomas Crown Affair, the scene where these two are playng chess, the tension was fantastic.

3 - Just after he cut the long hair

4 - Hey, if I'm going to do this, I want someone who knows what he's doing, right?


I want to add Tom Brady to homo island, but I just can't, I'm way too much of a Pats fan to want that.

KungFuJoe
02-08-2007, 07:55 PM
Hetero Island
Asia Argento
Zhang Ziyi
Monica Bellucci

Homo Island
Takeshi Kaneshiro
Jean Reno
Ben Stiller
__________________

CuervoPH
02-08-2007, 08:08 PM
Zhang Ziyi

Another brilliant call!! I actually think all three are good calls, but I love everything I've seen Zhang Ziyi in, and even though I've seen several of her movies (some quite a few times) I can still be blown away by how stunningly beautiful she is.

edit: good call on Takeshi Kaneshiro also. He's someone I wouldn't mind looking more like.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-08-2007, 08:10 PM
pictures are more fun:

hetero

Joaquin Phoenix
http://www.herwoodshed.com/blog/images/normal_stylemagau01.jpg
Ewan McGregor
http://www.nationalgalleries.org/collections/media/2/PGP_284.1.jpg
Aesop Rock
http://www.fecalface.com/features/aesop_rock/aesop_rock-photo.jpg

homo

Maggie Gyllenhaal
http://static.flickr.com/13/14587734_8333337482.jpg
Michelle Williams
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/michelle-williams/michelle-williams03.jpg
Scarlett Johansson, who just took up residence at my homo island after having gotten her septum pierced.
http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/scarlett_johansson_septum_01.jpg

i'm a sucker for blue eyes, apparently.

SojuGorae
02-08-2007, 08:14 PM
Scarlett Johansson, who just took up residence at my homo island after having gotten her septum pierced.
http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/scarlett_johansson_septum_01.jpg


That's a damn shame.

KungFuJoe
02-08-2007, 08:50 PM
Michelle Williams
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/michelle-williams/michelle-williams03.jpg


yeah, she's a cutie ...

and I agree, pictures are more fun. Here's mine again:

hetero

Asia Argento
http://i6.tinypic.com/246p3sm.jpg

Zhang Ziyi
http://www.film-forward.com/2046.jpg

Monica Bellucci
http://digilander.libero.it/meorigh/Monica%20Bellucci%205.jpg

HOMO

Takeshi Kaneshiro
http://www.planet.com.mm/stars/photos/inside.jpg
That should be homo erotic enough.

Jean Reno
http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/ARTICOLI/reno-300.jpg

Ben Stiller
http://escena.ya.com/quierocine/films/zoolander/zoo13.jpg

KungFuJoe
02-08-2007, 08:54 PM
Another brilliant call!! I actually think all three are good calls, but I love everything I've seen Zhang Ziyi in, and even though I've seen several of her movies (some quite a few times) I can still be blown away by how stunningly beautiful she is.

I saw her briefly at the "House of Flying Daggers" premiere in NY and I can confirm that she is just as beautiful in person, if not more so.

nahuatldream
02-08-2007, 09:25 PM
Homo Island:

Johnny Depp
http://www.johnnydepp-zone.com/bodyart/01t.jpg

Rufus Wainwright
http://www.thelowry.com/images/Theatre/Images/Rufus%20wainwright%20web.jpg

Gael Garcia Bernal
http://www.gaelgarciabernal.org/images/gael-garcia-bernal_017.jpg

Hetero Island (sweetie, you know you're my number 1 :pulse ):

Monica Bellucci
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_matrix__reloaded/monica_bellucci/matrix2.jpg

Audrey Tautou
http://static.flickr.com/87/237733577_dde35505e1.jpg

Frida...I mean, Salma Hayek
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1041566349563_2003/01/06/Salma.jpg

tessalasset
02-08-2007, 10:06 PM
yay, mine in pictures again. im gonna try to do homo island too now.

Hetero Island
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/tessizzle/ryan.jpg
Ryan Gosling (he's actually so hot it hurts)
http://www.clooneystudio.com/vanity_fair_nov_2006_outtakes/thumbnails/600x450/vf1106-outtake003.jpg
George Clooney (seriously he is like the (straight) rock hudson of our time)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/tessizzle/omar.jpg
I'd actually like to substitue Clive Owen with Omar Sharif, circa Funny Girl.
http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/ewan_mcgregor_02.jpg
Ewan McGregor
http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/colin_firth_10.jpg
Colin Firth

Homo Island
http://drugby.co.uk/DR_V_Gallery/images/Lisa%20Hannigan%20023.jpg
Lisa Hannigan
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_dreamz/jenna_fischer/dreampre2.jpg
Jenna Fischer
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/tessizzle/mandy.jpg
Mandy Moore (I couldn't even decide on a favorite pic - she's always been amazingly beautiful.

full on idle
02-08-2007, 11:54 PM
John Darnielle just died of a broken heart.
My respect for him is beyond a doing it island.

luveebunni08
02-09-2007, 09:21 AM
Homo Island

1) Salma Hayek
http://jsmagic.net/americanhayak/img5.jpg

2) Keira Knightly
http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/knightly_keira2.jpg

3) Angelina Jolie
http://www.barfarf.com/jolie/angelina_jolie_39.jpg

Hetero Island

(boyfriend aside, love you sweetie)

1) Johnny Depp
http://www.sinemablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/johnny-depp-18.jpg

2) Hugh Jackman
http://www.joelysueburkhart.com/hello/73/1539/640/hugh_jackman.jpg

3) Ewan Mcgregor
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/ewan-mcgregor/ewan-mcgregor01.jpg

tessalasset
02-09-2007, 09:32 AM
Oh shit, Hugh Jackman. Good call. I wonder what happened to my last two hetero island pics. they're not showing up. and i had a damn good ewan one.

keriann
02-09-2007, 09:36 AM
Oh jesus, Hugh Jackman. I had to change mine.

schoolofruckus
02-09-2007, 09:44 AM
Oh shit, Hugh Jackman. Good call. I wonder what happened to my last two hetero island pics. they're not showing up. and i had a damn good ewan one.

I deleted them psychically because you're a cheating bitch.

THREE per island.

tessalasset
02-09-2007, 09:46 AM
i fucking hate your guts, gabe. so, so much.

PotVsKtl
02-09-2007, 09:51 AM
http://www.fesfilms.com/Graphics/Loco.gif
Buster Keaton

http://www.wildwestweb.net/steeds/trigger.jpg
Roy Rogers & Trigger

http://homobilia.com/images/eph-050015_hoffman.jpg
Dustin Hoffman

http://www.silentsaregolden.com/photos/louisebrooks2.jpg
Louise Brooks

http://www.swo.de/bilder/2/6201.gracekelly1.jpg
Grace Kelly

http://www.dolphindreamteam.com/pictures/pics/swimdolphin.jpg
A Dolphin

hawkingvsreeve
02-09-2007, 10:01 AM
That dolphin is a classy broad.

schoolofruckus
02-09-2007, 10:10 AM
I'm changing my island. Gallo's out, Trigger's in.

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 10:54 AM
homo

clive owen
danny huston
jeff bridges

those are some real fucking MEN right there bitches. also props to chris cooper for being the sexiest non-sexy person alive.

hetero

rachel weisz
polly jean harvey
kate winslet
eva longoria
audrey hepburn dead or alive
keira knightley (or faye dunaway circa bonnie and clyde)
all the real fine bitches really. no pigeons.

schoolofruckus
02-11-2007, 03:33 PM
Man, mob and Tessa are so greedy when it comes to their hetero islands! Think of all the poor, underprivileged islands out there with no beauties, all because you guys couldn't just stick to three people. And also, think about the psychological effect on your island dwellers - unlike most denizens of Homo and Hetero Island, who are each in charge of satisfying 1/3 of one's libido, the girls on Hetero Mob Roulette Island are only asked to handle 1/7 of the workload. Don't you think it will make them feel inadequate that it takes so many of them? That could lead to trouble in paradise.

itsalltoomuch
02-11-2007, 04:44 PM
homo island

Edward Norton
Sean Patrick Flannery
Sean Connery

hetero island

Kate Beckensale
Monica Bellucci
Keira Knightley

tessalasset
02-11-2007, 10:22 PM
hah!

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 05:51 AM
Man, mob and Tessa are so greedy when it comes to their hetero islands! Think of all the poor, underprivileged islands out there with no beauties, all because you guys couldn't just stick to three people. And also, think about the psychological effect on your island dwellers - unlike most denizens of Homo and Hetero Island, who are each in charge of satisfying 1/3 of one's libido, the girls on Hetero Mob Roulette Island are only asked to handle 1/7 of the workload. Don't you think it will make them feel inadequate that it takes so many of them? That could lead to trouble in paradise.

no. there's plenty of me to go around. plus i love ladies. dudes have assholes.

also emily watson. and helen mirren. and natalie portman but only at the very very end of "closer". that movie's a MESS except for her and damien rice.

also scarlett johanssen is a goddamn horseface. truth?

chairmenmeow47
02-12-2007, 11:05 AM
why would you bring a dolphin to an island, that's like a waste of space. might as well bring some sand while you're at it too =P

HowToDisappear
02-12-2007, 12:41 PM
Hetero

http://www.colin-firth.org/images/colin-firth.jpg
Colin Firth
http://www.2and2.net/Priv/daniel-craig-speedo12.jpg
Daniel Craig
http://www.kerrymcquaid.com/Wallpaper_Christian_Bale_1024.jpg
Christian Bale - I have to add a caveat to this one. He's got a strange chimp-like mouth, but I'm more then willing to disregard that minor discrepancy because he's first on my list for Most Sexy Voice.


Homo

http://home.uchicago.edu/~shelata/audrey_hepburn33.jpg
Audrey Hepburn
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e9/250px-Angela-bassett01.jpg
Angela Bassett
http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/sienna-miller-pics.jpg
Sienna Miller

And Pot... oooohhh Buster Keaton!!! Props to you. No really. He is awesome. That shot is from one of the funniest films ever made --- The General.

lindseyb
02-12-2007, 12:42 PM
Christian Bale...good one!:thu

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 02:48 PM
Christian Bale...good one!:thu

christian bale is "gorgeous man candy" i will admit freely. but he does like a fucking chimp when he talks.

plus he's obviously a top. not interested. fucking freak.

TomAz
02-12-2007, 02:57 PM
Man, mob and Tessa are so greedy when it comes to their hetero islands!

Freud would probably say that because they are insecure in their own sexuality, they feel a need to overcompensate. And while it's been said for some time that Tessa is gay, I think it's probably something that mob is just starting to come to terms with.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 03:00 PM
Freud would probably say that because they are insecure in their own sexuality, they feel a need to overcompensate. And while it's been said for some time that Tessa is gay, I think it's probably something that mob is just starting to come to terms with.

snaps player. snaps.

i only bang hot jewish chicks though. are you a hot jewish chick?

schoolofruckus
02-12-2007, 03:02 PM
Yet no Sarah Silverman on your island. Explain.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 03:04 PM
Yet no Sarah Silverman on your island. Explain.

silverman added. jesus is magic. so is her tuchis.

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 03:05 PM
Oh shit, Hugh Jackman. Good call. I wonder what happened to my last two hetero island pics. they're not showing up. and i had a damn good ewan one.
Oh my god. Hugh Jackman was the only reason to watch that ridiculous Swordfish movie. And he also looks really hot in that romantic comedy with Ashley Judd (no idea what it's called--anyone?)

schoolofruckus
02-12-2007, 03:07 PM
So basically, Scarlett Johansson splits her time between every island except mob roulette's, and his island has every other attractive famous woman known to man.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 03:18 PM
So basically, Scarlett Johansson splits her time between every island except mob roulette's, and his island has every other attractive famous woman known to man.


YES. goddamned HORSEFACE.

also what up the fuck with animal rivalry thread ruckus? not meaning to call you out but i'm showing you posting there today but then nothing new. people are going to accuse you of stuffing the ballot box. i don't but people will. people. fucking LOSERS.

schoolofruckus
02-12-2007, 03:28 PM
What do you mean? I haven't voted with any aliases - something I'm not convinced the Yablo-led bear party hasn't done, by the way - so I don't see how I can be accused of stuffing anything other than the inhabitants of Homo and Hetero Schoolio Island.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 03:30 PM
go post. it says you were there at 4PM.

also mob not ruckus. ruckus not mob. see? logistics nightmare.

i believe in donald kaufman though.

schoolofruckus
02-12-2007, 03:52 PM
Oh, I was there at 4:00 pm. I was there trying to speak the truth and educate all these ignorant ass muthafuckas that vote with the grizzly. Trust me, I've done it before - few seem to recall that the gorilla side was in a deeper hole in the early stages of the original Ultimate Animal Rivalry poll, and that I drummed up enough support to eventually take the lead.

tessalasset
02-12-2007, 04:06 PM
are you on crack?


ps welcome to my damien rice family. you and cheersdarlin make nice additions.

schoolofruckus
02-12-2007, 04:21 PM
What would you do if Damien Rice boarded the good ship gorilla?

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 09:34 PM
This thread makes me tingly in my tummy...



Hetero Island

Jennifer Connelly

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/jconnelly.jpg

Salma Hayek

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/Salma20Hayek.jpg

Christina Ricci

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/Cursed-Star-Christina-Ricci-Joined-.jpg





Homo Island

Johnny Depp

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/johnnydepp.jpg


Rufus Wainwright

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/RufusWainright.jpg


Guy Pearce

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/guy_pearce_05.jpg

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 09:36 PM
WOW at Jennifer Connelly

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 09:50 PM
WOW at Jennifer Connelly

Wow is right. That's where the tingly bit came in!

I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks she is delicious...

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 09:53 PM
WOW at Jennifer Connelly

she's wicked hot. even though she's like 50.

paul bettany supposedly went
apeshit (http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2007/02/11/watch_what_you.php) over some dude who was hitting on her. pretty funny.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 09:55 PM
I can never look at her the same since I saw Requiem for a Dream. That "ass to ass" thing in the end grossed me out too much. But that is a really great picture of her you posted.

AEversW
02-12-2007, 09:58 PM
I can never look at her the same since I saw Requiem for a Dream. That "ass to ass" thing in the end grossed me out too much. But that is a really great picture of her you posted.

hahah same here...it really turned me off to her.

trowa888
02-12-2007, 09:58 PM
Hetero:
Brian Molko
Patrick Wolf
Orlando Bloom

Homo:
Angelina Jolie
Shakira shakira!
Tegan and Sara Quin (can they count as one? they're twins)

trowa888
02-12-2007, 09:59 PM
Wow is right. That's where the tingly bit came in!

I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks she is delicious...

ummm.. can anyone say outrageously fake boobs? yuck

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 10:00 PM
she's wicked hot. even though she's like 50.

paul bettany supposedly went
apeshit (http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2007/02/11/watch_what_you.php) over some dude who was hitting on her. pretty funny.

I know she might seem like 50 next to the so-called jailbait starlets with peach-fuzz pubes, but she's only 36. Prime sexual peak so the missus tells me!

AEversW
02-12-2007, 10:02 PM
Homo:
Colin Meloy
Thom Yorke
Stephen Colbert

Hetero:
Salma Hayek
Christina Ricci
the chicks from t.a.t.u

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 10:02 PM
ummm.. can anyone say outrageously fake boobs? yuck

Now, now, jealousy will get you absolutely nowhere. They look fake because of their incredible perfection, but they are, and always have been, 100% original genuineness.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 10:06 PM
the chicks from t.a.t.u

Those girls were not actually lesbians (if thats the attraction).

AEversW
02-12-2007, 10:11 PM
Those girls were not actually lesbians (if thats the attraction).

yeah i know...i could do without the redhead...i was just too lazy to look up their respective names so i just put both of them.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-12-2007, 10:26 PM
ummm.. can anyone say outrageously fake boobs? yuck

they don't look fake at all to me.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 10:32 PM
Homo:
Colin Meloy
Thom Yorke
Stephen Colbert

colin meloy! i'm almost speechless. meaning doubled over in fits of laughter.


they don't look fake at all to me.

agreed. real.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
02-13-2007, 10:57 PM
i was just about to add john corbett to my hetero island, when i wiki'd him and saw this:


Corbett was raised in the Catholic religion and is now a Born-again Christian. Corbett lives with his girlfriend Bo Derek in the Santa Ynez Valley, California. He also owns a female cat, Donna Reed.

hmm. maybe not.

Hannahrain
02-13-2007, 11:12 PM
donna. reed.





crap. good thing i don't find him attractive.

ewiggy
03-22-2007, 07:27 PM
do you have to take someones sexuality into account when piecing together your islands? 'cuz i was thinkin' about swapping someone out of my island and replace them with Darren Hayes..

mountmccabe
03-22-2007, 08:04 PM
You do not have to take someone's sexuality into account.

full on idle
03-22-2007, 08:13 PM
But you can't have a homo on your hetereo island. This isn't nam, John.

ewiggy
03-22-2007, 08:29 PM
wait - so what island do I put Darren Hayes (homo) on?

full on idle
03-22-2007, 08:30 PM
You're not allowed to pick him. It's against nature.

mountmccabe
03-22-2007, 08:46 PM
You name delegates to your own personal Homo Island and Hetero Island. You pick three for each; they have to be celebrities, and have to be of the opposite gender as you for Hetero Island, same gender as you for Homo Island. The orientations of your choices do not factor in, i.e., guys can't choose lesbians for Homo Island.

Do. Not. Factor.

mountmccabe
03-22-2007, 08:47 PM
I think this is Cambodia.

full on idle
03-22-2007, 08:50 PM
damn you for always correcting me when I don't read the whole thread. Pesky kid.

NeverMyopic
03-22-2007, 09:00 PM
Homo:

George Clooney
Ewan McGregor
Daniel Craig

Hetero:

Natalie Portman
Eva Green
Jennifer Connelly

Alchemy
03-22-2007, 09:40 PM
HOMO
Hugh Laurie
Johnny Depp
David Duchovny

HETERO
Angelina Jolie
Sarah Silverman
Jennifer Connelly

All That I Am
03-22-2007, 09:50 PM
Homo Island
Trent Reznor
Neil Gaiman
DJ Shadow

Hetero Island
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Alizée

becomingcloser
03-23-2007, 07:23 AM
this is my living list. if we do a necro list, i will update for jim morrison:

homo island

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/rose.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/monica_bellucci_2.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/Fiona2.jpg


hetero island

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/trent_reznor.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/jake_gyllenhaal.sized.jpg

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/album07/usher.jpg

it was a tie between usher and jude law. but since we're on an island, i can make usher teach me to dance, so he wins :)


can i come to your island and we'll just turn it into orgy island?

becomingcloser
03-23-2007, 07:32 AM
This thread makes me tingly in my tummy...



Hetero Island

Jennifer Connelly
Salma Hayek
Christina Ricci




Homo Island

Johnny Depp
Rufus Wainwright
Guy Pearce


very good choices. but have you seen salma lately? holy prego boobies.

becomingcloser
03-23-2007, 07:36 AM
homo island:

fischerspooner (that takes 2)
rufus wainright



hetero island:

natalie portman
kiera knightley
scarlett johansson

bumper31
03-23-2007, 01:50 PM
Homo
-----

Becks
Beck
Casey Ribeck

No pictures, I want to stay ignorant

Hetero
------

http://users.telenet.be/elfenvleugels/img/pics/Kylie-Minogue-5.jpg

The eternal Kylie

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Natalie_Imbruglia.jpg

Natalie Imbruglia

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/g/sarahmichellegellar/photos/sarah-michelle-gellar-016.jpg

Buffy

John Peel is My Co-pilot
03-23-2007, 02:07 PM
very good choices. but have you seen salma lately? holy prego boobies.

Q.How are breasts like a toy train set?

A.They are intended for kids, but it's always Dads that end up playing with them!

blakely
03-23-2007, 07:16 PM
Hetero:

http://static.flickr.com/48/147562848_3513e11465.jpg

http://h-ajaros.skyblog.com/pics/502472272_small.jpg

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/14704-2/sienna-miller.jpg

Homo:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c215/Dixiematli/giovanni_ribisi_front.jpg

http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articles/images/daniel_craig_5.jpg

http://www.estoeshollywood.com/images/Leo%20copy.jpg

my one proviso...

im not catching.....

samiksha
03-23-2007, 07:21 PM
my one proviso...

im not catching.....

but will you give a reach around?

miscorrections
03-23-2007, 07:29 PM
homo island:
lovefoxxx
eleanor friedberger
corin tucker

hetero island:
jason pierce
colin meloy (i know, i know)
matthew friedberger

having siblings is kind of gross but i'd take them one at a time, you know? and make sure they never had to watch.

La Ferrassie
03-23-2007, 07:43 PM
Hetero
Elisha Cuthbert
http://www.stars-celebrites.com/photos/C/cuthbert01.jpg

Rachel McAdams
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g123/The_Kesmeister/rachel_mcadams15.jpg

Jessica Alba
http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/cinefagos/jessica_alba_0b5.jpg

Homo
Zach Braff
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/gallery/tvsexymen/zbraff.jpg

Beck
http://www.becktabs.com/forum/files/beck_105.jpg

Paul Banks (of Interpol)
http://www.interpoltheband.com/pictures/paul/paul%20smoking.jpg

blakely
03-23-2007, 07:52 PM
but will you give a reach around?


of course...
im anything if not polite....

Pixiessp
03-23-2007, 08:50 PM
Homo Island
Patricia Clarksen
Maura Tierney
Alyssa Milano

Hetero Island
Johnny Depp
Simon Gallup
Adam Ant

becomingcloser
03-26-2007, 05:48 AM
Q.How are breasts like a toy train set?

A.They are intended for kids, but it's always Dads that end up playing with them!

rofl. thanks, man. i needed that on a monday morning.

becomingcloser
03-26-2007, 05:57 AM
http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/sienna-miller-pics.jpg
Sienna Miller


i was just planning on stashing her in my suitcase.

becomingcloser
03-26-2007, 06:04 AM
HOMO
Hugh Laurie
Johnny Depp
David Duchovny

HETERO
Angelina Jolie
Sarah Silverman
Jennifer Connelly


do you really think angelina jolie and sarah silverman would get along at all?

i don't.

CATFIGHT ON HETERO ISLAND! ;)

dynamanda
03-26-2007, 06:10 AM
Homo:

Selma Blair
Audrey Tatou
Sarah Silverman

Hetero:

Adam Levine
Jared Leto
Brandon Boyd

Boourns
01-06-2008, 01:07 PM
LOL @ Adam Levine

Boourns
01-06-2008, 01:19 PM
Hetero:
Kristin Kreuk
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2140/kristinkreuk021zb1.jpg

Zhang Ziyi
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/zhangziyi074.jpg

Yuki Chikudate
http://a42.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_7ce1b3377e7fcd48b55eeecc09ded359.jpg

Homo:
Jarvis Cocker
Thom Yorke
Morrissey

The last two would totally be drama queens, though.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-06-2008, 01:27 PM
Wait...Jarvis is gay? and I see you have a thing for Asian girls boourns...maybe you should move to Japan...

Boourns
01-06-2008, 01:48 PM
No, neither is Thom. But neither are most of the names listed on the various homo islands. Interesting bit of trivia: apparently Jarvis dated Chloe Sevigny before she permabanned her career by sucking Vincent Gallo's cock in The Brown Bunny.

whynotsmile99
01-06-2008, 10:54 PM
Hetero:

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Shannyn_Sossamon_Biography_3.jpg

Shannyn Sossamon

http://www.nndb.com/people/220/000047079/rd.jpg

Rosario Dawson

http://teenmodelssex.adultbouncer.com/thumbs3/Cream_Crazed_Cuties/Teen_girls4/cytheria_squirting_blowjob1.jpg

Porn star Cytheria or Natalie Portman----tie

oh shit, i forgot Audrey Tatou and fiona apple. fuck...

Homo Island

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/C57645~Jude-Law-Posters.jpg

and uhhhh hugh jackman and of course

Rick Rubin

http://theproducersden.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/rick_rubin.jpg

Boourns
01-07-2008, 01:07 AM
Another brilliant call!! I actually think all three are good calls, but I love everything I've seen Zhang Ziyi in, and even though I've seen several of her movies (some quite a few times) I can still be blown away by how stunningly beautiful she is.

edit: good call on Takeshi Kaneshiro also. He's someone I wouldn't mind looking more like.

Haha, yeah, I've even seen Memoirs of a Geisha. The shame, the shame.


I saw her briefly at the "House of Flying Daggers" premiere in NY and I can confirm that she is just as beautiful in person, if not more so.

I hate you. Forever. But seriously, that's really awesome.



http://teenmodelssex.adultbouncer.com/thumbs3/Cream_Crazed_Cuties/Teen_girls4/cytheria_squirting_blowjob1.jpg

Porn star Cytheria or Natalie Portman----tie

LOL @ a pic from adultbouncer being posted on this board. I remember her. The squirter. Heard she got hooked on crack or meth and her looks fell to shit, and then she got pregnant.

thestripe
01-07-2008, 07:22 AM
Homo:

Joaquin Phoenix
Stephen Malkmus
Luke Wilson


Hetero:

Natalie Portman
Rachel Weisz
Rachel McAdams

whynotsmile99
01-07-2008, 07:54 AM
LOL @ a pic from adultbouncer being posted on this board. I remember her. The squirter. Heard she got hooked on crack or meth and her looks fell to shit, and then she got pregnant.[/QUOTE]

thats sad. i guess thats why i haven't seen her in anything recently. Well, congrats Natalie and Audrey.

Welcome to hetero island...


hahahha christ i really should get a fucking life

Alchemy
01-07-2008, 08:02 AM
I need to redo my homo and hetero islands.

:thu Hetero Island:thu

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-09/30/xin_590903300937738228693.jpg
Scar Jo

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/JessicaAlba1-300.jpg
Jessica Alba

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/4432/KeiraKnigh_Pimen_7770324_400.jpg
Keira Knightley

:dumbo Homo Island:dumbo

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/c/craig_bond_051014/a.jpg
Daniel Craig

http://www.doublevixen.com/dv_images/unconventional_sex/HughLaurie.jpg
Hugh Laurie

http://www.undertheradarmag.com/Band%20Pictures/blur/Blur.1.jpg
Damon Albarn

Hannahrain
01-07-2008, 08:05 AM
I'm revising as well.

Homo

-Zooey Deschanel
-Helena Bonham Carter
-Natalie Portman

Hetero

-Dan Auerbach
-Edward Furlong. I don't know what he's doing on my island but for some reason I'm not willing to let him back to the mainland.
-Dr. Stringz

tessalasset
01-07-2008, 09:21 AM
Holy crap I had no idea Damon Albarn was that hot.

miscorrections
01-07-2008, 09:37 AM
I'm re-doing mine.

Homo

Chan Marshall
Sarah Blasko
Jenny Lewis

Hetero

Bobby Gillespie
Matt Berninger
and I'd have to decide between Stephen Malkmus and Britt Daniel and Owen Pallett if he liked ladies

atom heart
01-07-2008, 12:51 PM
Dr. Stringz

Oh man.
I forgot about that.
Oh man.

Is there any particular reason you would have Dr. Stringz over Bird himself?
Well, okay, Dr. Stringz could fix a harp.

Hannahrain
01-07-2008, 02:32 PM
I had Andrew Bird and I edited it to say Dr. Stringz. It's like the superhero alter ego. Would you want Clark Kent on your hetero island if you could have Superman instead?

chrislasf
01-07-2008, 02:55 PM
HETERO

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/6/6e/Winona_ryder.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/6011/18_2007/kirsten-dunst-771981.jpg

http://static.rbytes.net/full_screenshots/c/l/claire-danes-screensaver.jpg


HOMO

http://images.barewalls.com/preview/m3/m3rs788p.jpg

http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/winter2001/features/images/past1.jpg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2006/11/16/vaughn460.jpg

Boourns
03-06-2008, 08:40 PM
this was a good thread

wmgaretjax
03-06-2008, 08:56 PM
http://static.flickr.com/7/10280129_4cb33ad7f8.jpg
Gallo
http://forcefieldpr.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pandabear.jpg
Lennox
http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/200711birda.jpg
Bird

http://powet.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/maggie_gyllenhaal.jpg
Gyllenhaal
http://images.askmen.com/women/actress_250/pictures_250/juliette_binoche/juliette_binoche_150.jpg
Binoche
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m206/wsfan_2006/1193638036591_29877.jpg
Wei

jonnypark
03-06-2008, 08:59 PM
Hetero

Jessica Alba
Kiera Knightly
Emily Haines
Rose McGowan


Homo

Bowie '74
Jagger '65
TravisCanada '08

humanoid
03-06-2008, 09:19 PM
Hetero

Petra Nemcova
Alessandra Ambrosio
Jessica Biel



Homo

Christiano Ronaldo
Arnold Schwarzenegger -As Conan The Barbarian
David Bowie

Derekx
03-06-2008, 09:42 PM
Hetero

Adriana Lima
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/505490851_d5592d91ec.jpg

Natalie Portman
http://www.modelvolume.com/natalie_portman/natalie-portman.jpg

Miranda Kerr
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/mrsquiggle2/vsecretm-31.jpg

Homo

Dave Gahan
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/NESSA9/DAVEG/DAVEEYES.jpg

Morrissey
http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/04/morrissey.jpg

James Dean
http://www.malestars.net/cnt/james_dean/photos/1.jpg

John Peel is My Co-pilot
03-07-2008, 06:38 AM
Is the idea behind having Morrissey and James Dean on your homo island that they spend all day banging each other and leave you alone?

Derekx
03-07-2008, 07:54 AM
Is the idea behind having Morrissey and James Dean on your homo island that they spend all day banging each other and leave you alone?

Actually, I never thought about that. Dave can watch them while I'm with the ladies.

Cheddar's Cousin
03-07-2008, 08:11 AM
Hetero-
Salma Hayak
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/robdowning/57_1.jpg
Rachel Ray
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/robdowning/ts.jpg
Head Cheese
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/robdowning/HeadCheese.jpg

Homo-
Jack White
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb196/ww_whitestripes/jack%20white/Jackwhite.jpg
Dave Navarro
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd257/turbovw02/Dave_Navarro_1_.jpg
Smoked Gouda
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m260/robdowning/smokedg.jpg

shakermaker113
03-07-2008, 08:58 AM
http://powet.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/maggie_gyllenhaal.jpg
Gyllenhaal

damn... who is that?

rage patton
03-07-2008, 10:02 AM
Jake Gyllenhalls sister... Maggie Gyllehall.

nationocean
03-07-2008, 10:28 AM
Sorry I can't decide on these 4 guys, so I'm taking them all with me!! MINE! You can't have!

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/447/scottbcaanac1.jpg
Scott Caan

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5997/ryanreynoldsox2.jpg
Ryan Reynolds

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9579/davidboreanaziz9.jpg
David Boreanaz

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7826/chrismeloni3vj0.jpg
Christopher Meloni - so amazingly handsome

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6708/umathurman3lw9.jpg
Uma

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7568/mariondq0.jpg
Marion Cotillard

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/5316/391276620362b9158b0ooe8.jpg
Thandie Newton

clumsy342
03-07-2008, 05:15 PM
Hetero Island:

Mother Teresa
http://www.baseballreliquary.org/images/MotherTheresa.jpg

Bea Arthur
http://users.erols.com/interlac/Bea_Arthur.jpg

Phyllis Diller
http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/3/6/8/2/1022863_356x237.jpg

Homo Island:

George Burns
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/Burns_Georg88159973_150x200.jpg

Ronald Reagan
http://www.tke.org/images/news/72/72_1.jpg

The Crypt Keeper
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/talesfromthecryptdvd250.jpg

gaypalmsprings
03-07-2008, 05:25 PM
The island's water tower....

http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/sexy_city.jpg

shakermaker113
03-07-2008, 05:55 PM
Jake Gyllenhalls sister... Maggie Gyllehall.

alright. I have to remember this name I'd never heard before.

also, this thread oozes hotness. I am a fan.

edit: she's replacing katie holmes in the next batman film! rock on! also, she was in a movie called happy endings. if only...

rage patton
03-07-2008, 05:57 PM
alright. I have to remember this name I'd never heard before.

also, this thread oozes hotness. I am a fan.

Have you never seen Donnie Darko?

Bosco
03-07-2008, 06:02 PM
Have you never seen Donnie Darko?

you mean 'Secretary' ...

shakermaker113
03-07-2008, 06:23 PM
Have you never seen Donnie Darko?

I slept through it. twice, I think.

so no.

Wheres the beef?
03-07-2008, 07:00 PM
Have you never seen Donnie Darko?


I slept through it. twice, I think.

so no.

LOLOLOL

joppy-slow
03-07-2008, 07:57 PM
alright here goes..

homosexual island..

http://www.dwighthoward.com/images/05HowardDwight02.jpg
dwight howard


http://dekluizenaar.mimesis.nl/wp-images/buckley.jpg
jeffrey 'fucking amazing' buckley



http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2100819.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A6F8A7762C963AB451 9930FDCFC4C15FBB



heterosexual....................

1 pick

http://www.leninimports.com/julia_ormond_gallery_main.jpg
Julia Ormond

2 pick

http://ra.2mcl.com/wp/girls/girls-Rachel-Weisz-500.jpg
rachel weisz.. that snake is so lucky..

3rd pick

http://images.roxwel.com/images/large/lg_thekillersmrbrightside.jpg

girl off the Mr. Brightside video.. do not know her name???

Boourns
03-07-2008, 08:24 PM
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9426/jocelynjl8.jpg

gaypalmsprings
03-07-2008, 08:34 PM
http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i217/129197.036obama_drag.jpg

JClemy
03-07-2008, 08:44 PM
you mean 'Secretary' ...

ah secretary. Brilliant!

clumsy342
03-08-2008, 01:25 AM
Okay, seriously though ...

Hetero Island!

Sarah Silverman
http://www.gorillasushi.com/images/imce/Image/Jason/sarahsilverman.jpg

Alison "VV" Mosshart of The Kills (can't find a good picture)
w3fZP7QC4PE

Scream Queen - Barbara Steele
http://theidolsofthetribe.com/horror/images/steele3.jpg


Homo Island!

Jake Gyllenhaal
http://www.seenon.com/blog/uploads/JakeGyllenhaal.jpg

Christian Bale
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/red/blue_pics/2007/03/23/americanpsycho460.jpg

Ryan Gosling
http://images.askmen.com/specials/2007_top_49/men/ryan_gosling.jpg

clumsy342
03-08-2008, 01:37 AM
People should keep this thread going.

Astrid
03-08-2008, 02:43 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/RIVER_black_and_white_hotness.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/river_close_up_with_guitar.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/idaho_054.jpg
river.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/ziggyadorable.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/40d12a0e.bmphttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/david_bowie7.jpg
bowie.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/309tattoos1_jpg.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/15decisiontime_jpg.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/1290167.jpg
johnny.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/drew-barrymore-pic-30.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/dbglam251-1.jpg
drew.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/KateWinslet.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/104125__kate_l.jpg
kate.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/riversmylover33/JohanssonWIRE1602_468x656.jpg
i was having trouble choosing between the two, so um....fuck. can i just say......fucccccck.

ahem: sorry for the RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF PICTURES. i got excited. :-/

breakjaw
03-08-2008, 02:56 AM
Please stop sexualizing Drew.

Astrid
03-08-2008, 03:12 AM
why? she doesnt have a problem with her sexuality/nakedness...why do you?
"I'm so glad I was so free at one point in my life."

also isnt the whole point of this thread to sexualize people simply because we have nothing better to do?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-08-2008, 06:04 AM
Homo:
Edward Norton
Jake Gyllenhaal
Brad Pitt


Hetero:
Kiera Knightly
Scarlett Johansson
Natalie Portman (ALMOST FORGOT!!! I had a crush on her since the Professial...)

bleep
03-09-2008, 08:32 AM
joaquin phoenix, edward norton, anthony bourdain
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/400-phoenix.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/Edward_Norton_Painted_Veil_5.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/2007_1108_bourdain.jpg

rosario dawson, rashida jones, tina fey
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/rosario-dawson-picture-6.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/Rashida.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/tina_fey.jpg

algunz
03-13-2008, 09:56 PM
Homo:

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/homo%20hetero/lisa1.gif

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/homo%20hetero/images.jpg

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/homo%20hetero/camerondiazgq.jpg

Hetero:

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/homo%20hetero/images-1.jpg

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/homo%20hetero/brandonboydsml.gif

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/homo%20hetero/drdrew.jpg

rage patton
06-06-2008, 11:33 PM
Hetro:

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/a/angelina_jolie/angelina-jolie-sexy.jpg
Angelina Jolie

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5295/brody2isxp1.png
Brody Dalle

http://www.hitzonly.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/scarlet-johanson-with-a-new-boyfriend.jpg
Scarlet Johanson

Runner Up(s): Natalie Portman and Drew Barrymore

Homo:
http://www.cillianmurphy.name/albums/photos/Cillian-Murphy-Photos-006.jpg
Cillian Murphy

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine107.jpg
Hugh Jackman

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/bungled1/mike_patton2.jpg
Mike Patton

Runner Up: Jake Gyllenhal

rskapcat
06-07-2008, 05:03 AM
joaquin phoenix, edward norton, anthony bourdain
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/400-phoenix.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/Edward_Norton_Painted_Veil_5.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/2007_1108_bourdain.jpg

rosario dawson, rashida jones, tina fey
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/rosario-dawson-picture-6.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/Rashida.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/tina_fey.jpg

I honestly couldn't have picked a better list, so ditto. Kudos on the Anthony Bourdain choice! ;)

rskapcat
06-07-2008, 05:08 AM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5295/brody2isxp1.png
Brody Dalle



You have excellent taste in women, sir. This picture actually my heart go pitter-pat. Though I do think Hackers-era Angelina Jolie was foxier than the current incarnation. I'm not a fan of store-bought breasts.

SoulDischarge
06-07-2008, 10:20 AM
As a queer, it's disappointing to note that it was way harder to come up with three for my homo island than my hetero island. I fucking hate celebrities, especially male ones.

Homo Island

Toshiro Mifune (Yojimbo era)
Kevin Smith (as Silent Bob, because long hair and Kevin Smith shutting the fuck up both appeal to me)
Sage Francis has been looking pretty good lately

Hetero Island

Jane Fonda (in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?)
Rose McGowan
Beth Gibbons

rage patton
06-07-2008, 10:51 AM
You have excellent taste in women, sir. This picture actually my heart go pitter-pat. Though I do think Hackers-era Angelina Jolie was foxier than the current incarnation. I'm not a fan of store-bought breasts.

I think Brody Dalle is an incredibly gorgeous woman. Most people think she looks "trashy" or like a crack-whore or something, but this is because I think most people havent taken an honest look at her. She has absolutely breath taking eyes.
Also, I couldn't really find an older pictures, like Hacker era, of Angelina Jolie. I just choose the picture I did because all the other pictures on Google were all of her on the red carpet or something like that.

miscorrections
09-05-2009, 06:50 PM
It's about time for an update.

Homo:
Chan Marshall
Sarah Blasko
Alison Mosshart

Hetero:
Alexander Skarsgard
Bobby Gillespie
and a timeshare shared between Nick Thorburn, Jason Pierce, Damon Albarn, Brett Anderson, and Gael Garcia Bernal.

Sleepingrock
09-05-2009, 07:07 PM
Hetero:
Karen O http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii231/Sleepingrock/LuvKarenO.jpg
Helena Bonham Carter http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/bonecartDM0302_468x964.jpg
Zooey Deschannelhttp://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/DavidFricke/zooey-deschanel.jpg

Homo:
Alex Kapranoshttp://primal-tokyo.com/blog/Alex_Kapranos.jpg
Johnny Depphttp://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/-/2/7/crybabypube.jpg
Joe Strummer http://totheroots.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/joe-strummer-tele.jpg

Hannahrain
09-05-2009, 07:14 PM
Hetero:
Lee Pace
Dan Auerbach
Callum Blue

Homo:
Paz Lenchantin
Julie Benz as a brunette (http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Julie-Benz6.jpg)
Marion Cotillard

Pixiessp
09-05-2009, 07:18 PM
My Homo Island:
Shannyn Sossaman
Cate Blanchett
Michelle Yeoh





Hetero Island:
Ed Droste
Sam Trammel
Brett Anderson

*fixed*

miscorrections
09-05-2009, 07:21 PM
Three of those have to be temporary timeshare members. You don't get five permanent residents.

rskapcat
09-05-2009, 07:29 PM
I don't think I ever actually picked anyone.

Homo:

Asia Argento

http://www.celebclass.com/data/media/159/Asia%20Argento%20(4).JPG

Shannyn Sossamon

http://www.squirlmunk.com/images/walls/ShannynSossamon.jpg

Maggie Gyllenhaal

http://apudgeisasandwich.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/maggiegyllenhaal.jpg

Hetero:

Ryan Gosling

http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/ryan-gosling2.jpg

Anthony Bourdain

http://trishatruly.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bourdain.jpg

Keith Olbermann

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0FT3rgJX5eE/SDgooilNXBI/AAAAAAAAAV8/y7wRAAEUHPY/s400/keith-olbermann-and-globe.jpg

hawkingvsreeve
09-05-2009, 09:14 PM
It's about time for an update.

Homo:
Chan Marshall
Sarah Blasko
Alison Mosshart

Hetero:
Alexander Skarsgard
Bobby Gillespie
and a timeshare shared between Nick Thorburn, Jason Pierce, Damon Albarn, Brett Anderson, and Gael Garcia Bernal.

You are breaking the rules so hard right now.

SoulDischarge
09-05-2009, 09:18 PM
The penalty for cheating is getting a person from both island replaced with Pete Burns.

Pixiessp
09-05-2009, 09:25 PM
I fixed mine. Am I safe from that hideous creature?

SoulDischarge
09-05-2009, 09:29 PM
It only counts if it's premeditated. You're safe.

bleep
09-05-2009, 09:47 PM
Alexander Skarsgard


Sam Trammel

god damn it girls, where are THE PICTURES???

rskapcat
09-05-2009, 09:56 PM
Yeah, people...I found a mostly-naked picture of Bourdain. The least you can do is provide clothed pictures of your choices.

Pixiessp
09-05-2009, 10:00 PM
Yeah, people...I found a mostly-naked picture of Bourdain. The least you can do is provide clothed pictures of your choices.

Did you drink coffee??

zenidogx
09-05-2009, 10:02 PM
Homo:
Kevin Barnes
Jack Lawrence (damn that oversize bass)
Colin Meloy

Hetero:
Ellen Campesinos!
Jenna Fischer (her time's almost up, though)
Zooey

zenidogx
09-05-2009, 10:03 PM
Yeah, people...I found a mostly-naked picture of Bourdain. The least you can do is provide clothed pictures of your choices.

I think we've all seen Kevin Barnes' Montreal.

Pixiessp
09-05-2009, 10:09 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t18/Pixiessp/samtrammell.jpg

SoulDischarge
09-06-2009, 05:03 AM
I think we've all seen Kevin Barnes' Montreal.

Kevin Barnes' grotesque animal.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-06-2009, 06:42 AM
The penalty for cheating is getting a person from both island replaced with Pete Burns.

that isn't so bad..

http://butlersheetmetal.com/tinbasherblog/images/pete_burns_spinning_you_right_round.jpg

rskapcat
09-06-2009, 06:44 AM
Oh really, Marco?

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/bad-plastic-surgery_Pete-Burns.jpg

Supposedly that trout pout occasionally leaks pus.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-06-2009, 06:50 AM
Oh really, Marco?

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/bad-plastic-surgery_Pete-Burns.jpg

Supposedly that trout pout occasionally leaks pus.

could be worse.....

JorgeC
09-06-2009, 08:04 AM
Homo Island:

Kellan Lutzhttp://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/90210-kellan-lutz-shirtless.jpg

Ryan Reynolds http://bestof.provocateuse.com/images/photos/ryan_reynolds_99.jpg

Chris Evans http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/aaevans22.jpg

Hetero Island:

Rose McGowan
Charlize Theron
Alicia Silverstone (Clueless era)

JorgeC
09-06-2009, 08:05 AM
FYI, i only posted that A&F-looking fluff because someone mentioned these are sex only islands, although from what i've read, Ryan Reynolds can hold a conversation.

hawkingvsreeve
09-06-2009, 09:16 AM
Wait, so you only put pictures of your homo island? Is there something you'd like to tell us?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-06-2009, 09:24 AM
Wait, so you only put pictures of your homo island? Is there something you'd like to tell us?

I thought the same thing...clearly this gentlemen would like to have sex with said men....

JorgeC
09-06-2009, 09:28 AM
CLEARLY that's the case (I thought it was fairly obvious from my upcoming shows thread, but maybe not so much, i'll have to edit to add Kylie at the Bowl). there's enough pics of big boobs all over this board and i was tired of being the only one bumping the "Cute Boys in Bands" thread, lol.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-06-2009, 09:49 AM
CLEARLY that's the case (I thought it was fairly obvious from my upcoming shows thread, but maybe not so much, i'll have to edit to add Kylie at the Bowl). there's enough pics of big boobs all over this board and i was tired of being the only one bumping the "Cute Boys in Bands" thread, lol.

How you doing there sailor :winkiss ?
a/l?

Still-ill
09-06-2009, 10:01 AM
Homo Island:
http://homepage.univie.ac.at/melanie.feratova-loidolt/James_Joyce%5B1%5D.jpg
James Joyce
http://thisrecording.com/storage/James_Agee.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12478527 25166
James Agee
http://www.rustyspell.com/music/jeffmangum.jpg
Jeff Mangum

Hetero Island
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/angelina-jolie-tattoo-buttocks.jpg
Angelina Jolie
http://cdn.hellobeautiful.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/salma-hayek-breastfeeding-baby.jpg
Salma Hayek
http://www.celebrityhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/scarlett-johansson-hand.jpg
Scarlett Johansson

JorgeC
09-06-2009, 11:12 AM
How you doing there sailor :winkiss ?


"...threeway, take me like a sailor..." - IAMX



a/l?

is this gay code for something??:sorry

psycobetabuckdown
09-06-2009, 11:38 AM
Homo:
RuPaul
Freddie Mercury (circa alive)
Paul Rudd

Hetero:
Shannyn
Maggie
Maria Bello

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-06-2009, 11:42 AM
"...threeway, take me like a sailor..." - IAMX



is this gay code for something??:sorry

LULZ

SoulDischarge
09-06-2009, 12:32 PM
Marco: another view of Pete Burns (http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/PBpicture-708521.jpg) (nsfw).

ADMIN EDIT: NSFW means NOT SAFE FOR WORK.. which usually means gross or offensive so don't fucking click on it if you are going to be grossed out, offended and then feel a desire to report the post.. this particular one is naked balls/penis sack hanging from some dude. so don't click on it if that is going to offend you.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-06-2009, 12:41 PM
Marco: another view of Pete Burns (http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/PBpicture-708521.jpg) (nsfw).

shucks...at work....

Pixiessp
09-06-2009, 12:41 PM
Marco: another view of Pete Burns (http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/PBpicture-708521.jpg) (nsfw).


ADMIN EDIT: NSFW means NOT SAFE FOR WORK.. which usually means gross or offensive so don't fucking click on it if you are going to be grossed out, offended and then feel a desire to report the post.. this particular one is naked balls/penis sack hanging from some dude. so don't click on it if that is going to offend you.

Whoa! That will be hard to erase from my mind. Makes me want to scrub my eyes with a Brillo pad. I fear that will not be enough.

M Sparks
09-06-2009, 12:41 PM
Marco: another view of Pete Burns (http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/PBpicture-708521.jpg) (nsfw).

Wow, he's all bag.

roberto73
09-06-2009, 12:44 PM
I'm suddenly reminded of the "Long Balls" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

-ogdAhF-ABs

JewFace
09-06-2009, 05:13 PM
Homo Island:
http://thisrecording.com/storage/James_Agee.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12478527 25166
James Agee


James Agee??? Ha ha! Whoda thought? He was quite a distinctively handsome man. A Death in the Family is a favorite of mine. I also love Samuel Barber's adaptation of Knoxville Summer of 1915; a beautiful marriage of music and word.

captncrzy
09-06-2009, 05:53 PM
Marco: another view of Pete Burns (http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/PBpicture-708521.jpg) (nsfw).

Cannot. be. unseen.

JewFace
09-06-2009, 07:24 PM
Alright, here we go. Apparently I'm in a vintage mood.

Homo:
Leonard Bernstein (circa 1940s-50s):
http://i25.tinypic.com/1sxq9v.jpg

Monty Clift (pre auto accident):
http://i29.tinypic.com/30wwhdu.jpg

Sal Mineo (late 60s/early 70s):
(Might have gone with the cliche choice of J. Dean, but he was so ridiculously beautiful I'd be afraid to touch him.)
http://i29.tinypic.com/os5u1v.jpg


Hetero:

Penelope Cruz:
http://hissip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/penelope-cruz.jpg

Lana Turner (circa this):
http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lana.jpg

Jane Krakowski
Okay. I know this one requires some explanation. Understandably, most of us know her from her television roles in 30 Rock and Ally McBeal and while I think most would agree that she's pretty, I doubt many would consider her top 3 material. The thing is, I've seen this woman on stage 3 times. On television and film she's a pretty good looking comedic actress. On stage, she turns into a goddess. It truly is the medium for her. I don't know quite how to describe it, but on stage she turns into this luminous beauty. I saw in the West End in London with Ewan Mcgregor (no doubt, a beautiful man). But, he sort of just disappeared on stage and looked very average whereas she radiated beauty. The audience would audibly gasp sometimes when she appeared on stage; that's how gorgeous she looked.

Here she is making her entrance in Nine on Broadway in nothing but a bed sheet. She descended from the ceiling in the sheet and nothing else. Again, she looked stunning.
http://www.theatermania.com/news/images/3664b.jpg
http://www.playbill.com/images/photo/k/r/krakowskidiva200c.jpg

Still-ill
09-06-2009, 07:48 PM
James Agee??? Ha ha! Whoda thought? He was quite a distinctively handsome man. A Death in the Family is a favorite of mine. I also love Samuel Barber's adaptation of Knoxville Summer of 1915; a beautiful marriage of music and word.

While reading Death in the Family I couldn't help thinking about gay sex oddly enough...

algunz
09-06-2009, 09:28 PM
Wow, he's all bag.

Holy shit, that is some serious sack.

It's fun to cup balls gently from below, but those are so far down.

Still-ill
09-06-2009, 10:08 PM
I could see that getting sigged.

JewFace
09-07-2009, 12:42 AM
While reading Death in the Family I couldn't help thinking about gay sex oddly enough...

Well, W.H. Auden wrote the introduction to one edition of the book, I'm fairly certain, and he was as queer as the day is long. No... that's a bit of a stretch.

JorgeC
09-17-2009, 02:24 PM
so I started watching Supernatural S4 and i think i just voted Kellan Lutz off the island because I forgot how much I adore Dean Winchester on this show. Too bad he started talking like Christian Bale in Batman this season :puke

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/dean-winchester-pic.jpg

amyzzz
09-17-2009, 02:38 PM
I just started watching that show.

locachica73
09-17-2009, 02:46 PM
ok...

Homo:
Selma Hayak
Megan Fox
Angelina Jolie

Hetero:
LL Cool J
Henry Sims
the guy who played Jake Ryan in 16 Candles (then, not now)

JorgeC
09-17-2009, 03:12 PM
I just started watching that show.

I like that the mythology of the show grew beyond "monster of the week", which would've gotten old really fast. Are you catching up via DVD or are you watching the new season?

the most weirdest/fascinating/disgusting thing I've heard about that show is that there's a sub-genre of fan fiction called "Wincest".

caco0283
09-18-2009, 06:18 AM
homo:
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i155/caco0283/monkeyking.jpg?t=1253283440

hawkingvsreeve
09-18-2009, 09:21 AM
Oh dear.

Still-ill
09-18-2009, 09:24 AM
Well, W.H. Auden wrote the introduction to one edition of the book, I'm fairly certain, and he was as queer as the day is long. No... that's a bit of a stretch.

I see what you did there. But in all seriousness, I always found him attractive for a man. Normally I don't can't comprehend how handsome a man is... but that guy was pretty damn good looking.

amyzzz
09-18-2009, 11:11 AM
I like that the mythology of the show grew beyond "monster of the week", which would've gotten old really fast. Are you catching up via DVD or are you watching the new season?

the most weirdest/fascinating/disgusting thing I've heard about that show is that there's a sub-genre of fan fiction called "Wincest".
I've only watched 2 shows in the first season, so I'm still at the "monster of the week" part of it, but I am willing to keep watching. It's kinda scary which is fun--I miss the old scary X-Files.

cubrocker
09-18-2009, 01:05 PM
homo island

seth rogan
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/seth-rogen-movie-400a071007.jpg

isaac brock
http://blog.mlive.com/kalamazoo_gazette_extra/2007/11/medium_BROCK.jpg

christian cantwell
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/30/magazine/03bodies01_500.jpg

jim james
http://showclix.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jim-james.jpg

hetero island

natalie portman
http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/is-natalie-portman-dead-natalie-portman-death.jpg

penelope cruz
http://fotografiedemoda.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/penelope-cruz-mango-summer-2009-2.jpg


cameron diaz
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Cameron-Diaz/Cameron-Diaz-25.JPG

cubrocker
09-18-2009, 01:08 PM
Sage Francis has been looking pretty good lately



yes he is hot!!!

http://www.xlr8r.com/files/features/frontpage_images/sage_francis_extra.jpg

JewFace
09-18-2009, 02:48 PM
I see what you did there. But in all seriousness, I always found him attractive for a man. Normally I don't can't comprehend how handsome a man is... but that guy was pretty damn good looking.


Hmmm... if this is going to turn into last night's episode of The Office, I'm not sure there's anything I can do to help you out on your journey. Also, I'm not the voice of the Taco Bell dog.

HunterGather
09-18-2009, 03:05 PM
the most weirdest/fascinating/disgusting thing I've heard about that show is that there's a sub-genre of fan fiction called "Wincest".

Wincest is everywhere! It's only ok because they're not brothers in real life (i guess).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuxB3K2woK0
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/poison_amour/xtvfsjpg.gif

Ok, don't wanna hijack the thread

SoulDischarge
09-18-2009, 03:14 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Natalie Portman is just an annoying twat?

rage patton
09-18-2009, 03:22 PM
You obviously haven't seen this then, Patrick.

3VSJwWP8NqI

SoulDischarge
09-18-2009, 03:25 PM
Oh. A white person acting gangsta. Funny.

rage patton
09-18-2009, 03:31 PM
I dunno. Natalie Portman telling kids to suck her dick made me laugh.

JewFace
09-18-2009, 04:10 PM
I think Portman's feckin adorable. Well, as long as we forget that Garden State ever happened. "Do you listen to the Shins?" Ugh.

amyzzz
09-18-2009, 04:13 PM
Oh. A white person acting gangsta. Funny.
A pretty little white woman.

cubrocker
09-18-2009, 04:18 PM
I think Portman's feckin adorable. Well, as long as we forget that Garden State ever happened. "Do you listen to the Shins?" Ugh.

have you seen Hotel Chevelier, the short at the beginning of the Darjeeling Limited? honesty its my favorite role of hers and its only like 5 minutes long haha.


ps- jewface which language did you pick for school?

JewFace
09-18-2009, 04:29 PM
Hi Cubby :)

No, I have not seen Darjeeling Lmt. yet, nor the short with Portman. It's on my Netflix queue, though.

I selected French, but classes for foreign language don't start until my 2nd year.

cubrocker
09-18-2009, 04:39 PM
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Sleepingrock
10-29-2009, 05:05 PM
http://www.theonlinemusicsource.com/images/weezer121.jpg

rskapcat
11-06-2009, 04:49 AM
Christina Hendricks has been relegated to the scrap heap in favor of Asia Argento. :pulse

http://www.celebclass.com/data/media/159/Asia%20Argento%20(4).JPG

bleep
11-08-2009, 02:08 PM
i don't think i could put anyone of my boys (joaquin phoenix, ed norton, anthony bourdain) on the bench. but if one of 'em ever jumps off the deep end (i'm especially keeping an eye on mr. phoenix), i'm pulling in a replacement from my list of reserves: alexander skarsgård, alex o'loughlin, adam richman

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/as-1.jpg

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/al.jpg

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/bleep1234/ar.jpg

rskapcat
11-08-2009, 02:13 PM
One of my friends wants to find Adam Richman & marry him. He's her dream man. :)

bleep
11-08-2009, 02:16 PM
he's so fucking adorable, despite being a glutton and all.

miscorrections
04-23-2010, 04:03 PM
In light of last weekend, I've updated my hetero island to be:

James Murphy
Stephen Malkmus
Damon Albarn

with Bobby Gillespie/Brett Anderson/Nick Thorburn/Jason Pierce coming for the occasional vacation.