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starrdogg
10-30-2008, 11:59 AM
Here we go again: http://stereogum.com/archives/coachella-2009-lineup-not-revealed_031841.html

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 12:01 PM
mmm I really like it

minus that nasty excuse for a human being, lil wayne of course

luckyface
10-30-2008, 12:02 PM
It obviously came from the board. No other way Asobe Seksu would be that high otherwise.

with the kills
10-30-2008, 12:02 PM
im rooting for a daniel johnston performance on the first day

good line up though

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 12:03 PM
my boys JW and Bowie closing the stages friday and sunday is what I want

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 12:09 PM
lolz! I actually like this poster!

sames44
10-30-2008, 12:09 PM
I want to see LMFAO on Sunday

zenidogx
10-30-2008, 12:12 PM
someone on this board had to do it. that fake layout originated here.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 12:12 PM
the article says its a real bands name?! can someone verify?

PassiveTheory
10-30-2008, 12:12 PM
lol @ LMFAO.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 12:12 PM
someone on this board had to do it. that fake poster originated here.

it was totally Salah.

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 12:12 PM
well its not a bad one, I mean Muse and kings of leon = blechhh but its still solid.


it was totally Salah.

yeah cuz I TOTALLY know how to work those programs. and excuse me, muse and KOL will NEVER be at SalahChella, unless KOL are playing against white stripes and muse against yeahyeahyeahs. or something like that

PassiveTheory
10-30-2008, 12:15 PM
My money's on Boourns.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 12:18 PM
My money's on Boourns.

the inclusion of Asobi Seksu is almost too easy to call on Boourns.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 12:19 PM
so is someone going to post it?

PassiveTheory
10-30-2008, 12:20 PM
Not just that, but TWS, DP and Bowie headlining?... Yeah.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 12:21 PM
I wasn't aware that Boourns was a White Stripes fan..

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 12:23 PM
He actually is. I'm pretty sure. I try to keep track of all the fellow candy cane children

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 12:24 PM
lolz candy cane children....

SFChrissy
10-30-2008, 12:25 PM
ahh phuk!!!

zenidogx
10-30-2008, 12:27 PM
i'm a Kandy Kane Khild and proud of it.

indietron
10-30-2008, 12:29 PM
That would actually be an awesome lineup... Tooooo bad =)

indietron
10-30-2008, 12:29 PM
i'm a Kandy Kane Khild and proud of it.

giggle :rolleyes

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 12:30 PM
dont be hatin indietron. zenidog gets it

bobert
10-30-2008, 12:38 PM
I fully support this lineup. I however, I'm pretty certain that The Flaming Lips will be headlining one of the nights. I'm sure this has been posted elsewhere, but the L.A. Times reported that "after making the promotional rounds for "Christmas on Mars," the Flaming Lips will head back into the studio. The act plans to record its next album relatively quick, in time for a summer 2009 tour. A number of tracks are nearly ready to be recorded, Coyne says."

The Lips stage setup has become so big that almost exclusively play festivals. Bonnaroo had them two years ago, Sasquatch had them last year -logic would dictate that they'll return to Coachella this year (unless APW steals them, which would be unforgivable.)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/10/flaming-lips-on.html

Boourns
10-30-2008, 12:38 PM
Not mine. I don't have this version of the layout, sadly.

It would suck if Kings of Leon and Snow Patrol all came back next year, but I am 100% certain at least one will.

frozen pilgrim
10-30-2008, 12:42 PM
this is a decent fake, at least.
although there's a few things missing from that poster.

Cdubby
10-30-2008, 12:43 PM
boourns it would have been better if you had chemical brothers over underworld......

Boourns
10-30-2008, 12:43 PM
I'd definitely go to this. Good headliners, mostly good subheadliners, and from what I saw, some interesting undercard acts. Nice poster.

zenidogx
10-30-2008, 12:44 PM
I fully support this lineup. I however, I'm pretty certain that The Flaming Lips will be headlining one of the nights. I'm sure this has been posted elsewhere, but the L.A. Times reported that "after making the promotional rounds for "Christmas on Mars," the Flaming Lips will head back into the studio. The act plans to record its next album relatively quick, in time for a summer 2009 tour. A number of tracks are nearly ready to be recorded, Coyne says."

The Lips stage setup has become so big that almost exclusively play festivals. Bonnaroo had them two years ago, Sasquatch had them last year -logic would dictate that they'll return to Coachella this year (unless APW steals them, which would be unforgivable.)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/10/flaming-lips-on.html


yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

best news ever!!!

i just ordered my Mega Presale for Christmas on Mars.

i hope i get the golden ticket!

Boourns
10-30-2008, 12:44 PM
boourns it would have been better if you had chemical brothers over underworld......

Hahaha, it's not mine. And I'd definitely rather see the Chemical Bros than Underworld. I wonder which is more likely for next year. It's obvious the Prodigy will be there, but would they bring back the Chems the same year?

CalmerThanYou
10-30-2008, 12:45 PM
I support Daft Punk on any flyer, fake or not.

nocigarettes
10-30-2008, 12:46 PM
the article says its a real bands name?! can someone verify?


http://www.myspace.com/lmfaouno

Cdubby
10-30-2008, 12:48 PM
wow, im in miami bitch..........shits terrible

would go great with peaches, uffie, etc........

Boourns
10-30-2008, 12:50 PM
wow, im in miami bitch..........shits terrible

would go great with peaches, uffie, etc........

Those are next year's headliners, according to airguitarvet.

betao
10-30-2008, 12:50 PM
So has anyone sent it to NME yet?

Cdubby
10-30-2008, 12:51 PM
Gary Glitter's Slumber Party >>>>>>>>> LMFAO


listen to the song with the same name lolz

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=164674399

DrDank551
10-30-2008, 12:54 PM
I really really like this line-up too!!!!!! Besides the the Wayne, get that outta here, he can only stay up one the line-up if he is supply the whole festival with some of that silly stuff people take to have a good time......

paganman7
10-30-2008, 12:54 PM
LOL@ White Stripes and Lil Wayne being billed above The Prodigy.

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 12:56 PM
the prodigy isnt a headliner sir

Boourns
10-30-2008, 12:57 PM
LOL@ White Stripes and Lil Wayne being billed above The Prodigy.

Well, the White Stripes are a lot bigger, so there's that. And the Prodigy haven't had a hit in American't in 11 years, while Lil' Wayne seems to be really big right now, so who knows with that.

As for what act is best? Never relevant.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 01:00 PM
why the hell is Lil Wayne always showing up on fake posters??

Donaldj
10-30-2008, 01:03 PM
And the Prodigy haven't had a hit in American't in 11 years,

QFT.

I love The Prodigy, more so than just about any other artist/band/whatever but their time has come and gone as main headliners. That is unless they come out with some new material that's just amazing and blows everyone away. Of course If you would have told me Daft Punk could sell out Arenas back in 1997 I would have laughed at you so you never know.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 01:03 PM
something tells me the headliners or lineup will look like something close to this....

sames44
10-30-2008, 01:04 PM
http://www.myspace.com/lmfaouno

I retract my earlier statement about wanting to see LMFAO. That's just gross.

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 01:04 PM
pretty please. at least friday and sunday. I love me some daft as much as all of you, but I can wait another year for them

frozen pilgrim
10-30-2008, 01:05 PM
Of course If you would have told me Daft Punk could sell out Arenas back in 1997 I would have laughed at you so you never know.
yeah, I certainly didn't see that one coming. good god, they really exploded after coachella. and accidentally started the blog house movement

Daft Fro
10-30-2008, 01:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/slickx01/fake_coachella_2009.jpg

We would be lucky if we got this.

I think Outkast has a better shot, than DP in 2009 tho.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 01:12 PM
a back to back main stage changover with Muse and Daft Punk (both with their high level productions) would be nuts. And Bowie, Sigur Ros and The Knife on Sunday would be as amazing as princeportiswerk

Boourns
10-30-2008, 01:13 PM
I really want the Knife.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 01:14 PM
bowiekniferos

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 01:16 PM
yikes, does that mean friday would be lil wayne-->KOL-->white stripes

what fucking sacrifices I have to make. thats going to be terrible (if its true)

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 01:18 PM
oh christ KOL are not THAT BAD....

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 01:18 PM
oh christ yes they are

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 01:21 PM
KOL playing before Radiohead at APW was actually pretty decent. Radiohead even dedicated Airbag to them.

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 01:24 PM
if I can make it through decemberists before WS @ Bonnaroo, I can do it for KOL. It wont be easy, it wont be pretty, but I have a strong stomach and mind.

Boourns
10-30-2008, 01:29 PM
oh christ yes they are

Seconded.

zenidogx
10-30-2008, 01:36 PM
if I can make it through decemberists before WS @ Bonnaroo, I can do it for KOL. It wont be easy, it wont be pretty, but I have a strong stomach and mind.

seriously Salah,
Decemberists --> White Stripes is like a dream for me.
a close second would be
Andrew Bird --> Flaming Lips

i am now jealous of all the awesomeness you have witnessed. shame you didn't appreciate it.

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 01:40 PM
andrew bird very nearly killed me. I swear to God im not being a drama queen, his set was so painfully bad. I cannot even begin to describe the awfulness that was andrew bird. with that godamn fucking whistling. Does he actually have the nerve to put out albums with like different tracks on it? Because what I witnessed was 45 minutes of this fucker whistling and plucking his violin. Nothing ever came close to resembling a "song" and there is absolutely no way in Hell I will consider him a "musician".

you knew I was gunna get worked up! damn you!

To be fair, I would take decemberists over andrew bird any fucking day of the week.

zenidogx
10-30-2008, 01:46 PM
To be fair, I would take decemberists over andrew bird any fucking day of the week.

i have taken in both in the same day. :thu

and i knew you'd get worked up. hey, i'm now listening Andrew Bird as i type!:pulse

BlackSwan
10-30-2008, 01:48 PM
I really want the Knife.

we'll be lucky if we get Fever Ray this year.

daft$tar
10-30-2008, 02:52 PM
prodigy friday; daft punk saturday; underworld sunday? with a lil knife/ladyhawke/jacques lu cont/fischerspooner thrown in?

*faints*

we can dream people...

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 02:53 PM
was that your poster then?

Boourns
10-30-2008, 02:55 PM
Fuck Lil' Wayne. It's all about Lil' Markie

KfxFbWo_DH4

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boarderwoozel3
10-30-2008, 03:10 PM
I would ecstatic if that was the line-up, giddy even. To bad it's too good to be true.

hendrixfan143
10-30-2008, 03:14 PM
id def. be at this coachella, but hey id probably go in hanson was playing

quicksand
10-30-2008, 03:14 PM
Can we do another fake poster contest?? Those were fuuunnn. Especially when shitty blogs take them seriously.

Alchemy
10-30-2008, 03:14 PM
This is a pretty cool poster. I'd be happy with this line-up... But I hope The Cure headline.

Foucault
10-30-2008, 03:19 PM
Not bad. Brazilian Girls won't be there, so add Franz for Friday!

PassiveTheory
10-30-2008, 03:23 PM
You know what I just realized? That poster doesn't have ONE repeat from last year. Automatic fake.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 03:24 PM
there will be additions.

LooseAtTheZoo
10-30-2008, 03:26 PM
I would buy my tickets in an instant if this was actually Coachella 09. So, how many rumors are going to be started after people see band names on this poster and say, "They would actually make sense... and they have a new album... and their schedule is open.. WOAH!!! They are gonna be at Coachella."

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 03:30 PM
if I remember correctly, in 2006 a fake poster came out that was freakishly close to the line up that was announced. Can someone pull that fake poster?

paulb
10-30-2008, 03:33 PM
pretty awesome fake poster...I really like the lineup...of course id change up a few things...instead of Lil Wayne, put Beck...get Chemical Brothers in there... Prodigy after White Stripes would be kinda weird. but ill take The Prodigy anyway i can...

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 03:33 PM
the fake poster for 2006. A number of these acts turned out to be true..even the colors.


http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/coachella_2006.jpg

LooseAtTheZoo
10-30-2008, 03:35 PM
Is this the fake? Sorry, I don't know how to get the picture any bigger.

http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/01/19/coachella-2006-full-line-up/

One of the sites I looked at showed me a red Coachella board. Is that what the board used to look like?

LooseAtTheZoo
10-30-2008, 03:35 PM
Damn you TCHY you beat me to it

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 03:36 PM
funny...Boourns debunked that post...one of his old names was Bort.

LooseAtTheZoo
10-30-2008, 03:39 PM
06 was the year Kanye West and Madonna got added, right?

Boourns
10-30-2008, 03:39 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/cockchella.gif

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-30-2008, 03:40 PM
06 was the year Kanye West and Madonna got added, right?


Yessir...and Daft Punk.

Boourns
10-30-2008, 03:40 PM
06 was the year Kanye West and Madonna got added, right?

And Daft Punk and Massive Attack.

Ugh, I remember how so many people were declaring the lineup a crap disappointment and how Bonnaroo was better because they were sad that the Roo got Radiohead (and a lot of jam) and Coachella got Tool instead of the Smashing Pumpkins, like in the fake poster.

Does anyone care about Zwan 2.0 anymore?

Boourns
10-30-2008, 03:43 PM
And WTF is this?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/kelley666/brochella08final.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/luckblady/brochella08FinalFillmore.jpg

LooseAtTheZoo
10-30-2008, 03:49 PM
Boourns, did you make the Cockchella poster?

quicksand
10-30-2008, 03:50 PM
Anybody have a blank poster I can toy with?

Boourns
10-30-2008, 03:51 PM
Boourns, did you make the Cockchella poster?

I wish. That was thedecadentwest (R.I.P.)

Amneeziac
10-30-2008, 04:03 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/ao711s.jpg

:lips

LooseAtTheZoo
10-30-2008, 04:08 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/ao711s.jpg

:lips

That's no fun... how can Kevin Bronson pick it up and treat it as truth if it says FAKE in the background

quicksand
10-30-2008, 04:09 PM
THANK YOU!

amyzzz
10-30-2008, 04:30 PM
He actually is. I'm pretty sure. I try to keep track of all the fellow candy cane children
This gives me a great visual of Salah with his hands spread out blessing a bunch of kids dressed in red and white and black.

paulb
10-30-2008, 04:31 PM
comon, lets see a new template with no FAKE on it...

Coachella Bound
10-30-2008, 04:39 PM
You know what I just realized? That poster doesn't have ONE repeat from last year. Automatic fake.

Santogold.....

I dig it, kind of..... Bowie, Ratatat, the White Stripes.

Kind of lacking in the hip-hop dept. Lil Wayne....vomit all over and then eat it.

I still see Daft getting Justices spot..

Otherwise, I really like the undercard.

MissingPerson
10-30-2008, 04:45 PM
andrew bird very nearly killed me. I swear to God im not being a drama queen, his set was so painfully bad. I cannot even begin to describe the awfulness that was andrew bird. with that godamn fucking whistling. Does he actually have the nerve to put out albums with like different tracks on it? Because what I witnessed was 45 minutes of this fucker whistling and plucking his violin. Nothing ever came close to resembling a "song" and there is absolutely no way in Hell I will consider him a "musician".

Now, whoawhoa, now. This sounds dangerously like Final Fantasy. And Final Fantasy kicks so much fucking ass that they've had to develop a special kind of synthetic ass just to meet the demand he has singlehandedly created. So you be careful now.

I've never heard any Andrew Bird though, so maybe his violinwhistling just isn't as good as Owen Pallett's.

LooseAtTheZoo
10-30-2008, 05:42 PM
Santogold.....

I dig it, kind of..... Bowie, Ratatat, the White Stripes.

Kind of lacking in the hip-hop dept. Lil Wayne....vomit all over and then eat it.

I still see Daft getting Justices spot..

Otherwise, I really like the undercard.

Regardless of my personal opinion on his skills, Lil Wayne has a high enough profile and is a big enough draw to headline. Sucks but true

Blinken
10-30-2008, 05:57 PM
And WTF is this?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/kelley666/brochella08final.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/luckblady/brochella08FinalFillmore.jpg

WTF Happened to Santa Cruz.

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 06:03 PM
This gives me a great visual of Salah with his hands spread out blessing a bunch of kids dressed in red and white and black.

fuck yeah! im liking this visual


Now, whoawhoa, now. This sounds dangerously like Final Fantasy. And Final Fantasy kicks so much fucking ass that they've had to develop a special kind of synthetic ass just to meet the demand he has singlehandedly created. So you be careful now.

I've never heard any Andrew Bird though, so maybe his violinwhistling just isn't as good as Owen Pallett's.

I have never heard any final fantasy but theres no way in Hell that theyre like that fucking satanic demon known as andrew bird

Boourns
10-30-2008, 06:04 PM
Santa Cruz is the new Bakersfield?

Blinken
10-30-2008, 06:05 PM
I blame Passive for it all. Ally and I left it in great shape, but no he went and turned it into shit.

Pixiessp
10-30-2008, 06:09 PM
Not mine. I don't have this version of the layout, sadly.

It would suck if Kings of Leon and Snow Patrol all came back next year, but I am 100% certain at least one will.

oh my god!! your concert is tomorrow. I am excited for you. Have fun!

Boourns
10-30-2008, 06:23 PM
oh my god!! your concert is tomorrow. I am excited for you. Have fun!

I shall! I am excite!

captncrzy
10-30-2008, 06:42 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/cockchella.gif

I saw just about every one of those bands in high school. For real.

Pixiessp
10-30-2008, 06:53 PM
Ill be on lookout for the poster with: Talk Talk,Bat for Lashes and Earlimart on it.

pancakespancakes
10-30-2008, 07:11 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/ao711s.jpg

:lips

Anyone know what the hell the font is?
This is the first time I have seen such accurate font for a fake poster.

Or: anyone have some other ideas as to which font to use?

woogie846
10-30-2008, 07:24 PM
I love the colors.

Not a bad line up at all.

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 07:25 PM
so, I need to bring it up. Can daft punk really headline?

zenidogx
10-30-2008, 07:29 PM
so, I need to bring it up. Can daft punk really headline?
after the success of the Alive 2007 tour and their Kanye Bump, yes. as much as the Flaming Lips can

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 07:30 PM
I guess I can see it. Its just a little weird to see their name so big

T-REV
10-30-2008, 07:42 PM
We'll be seeing Jane's Addiction on the real one. I hope. So hard to imagine that not being the case. A perfect tenth anniversary act.

pancakespancakes
10-30-2008, 07:48 PM
Can daft punk really headline?

Just to compare, they DID headline both Lollapalooza (second billing to Pearl Jam) and Vegoose (second billing to Rage) in 2007... I'm pretty sure it could be argued their headliners are always in the neighborhood of Coachella's. So yeah, on top of that this is where they got their big kickoff and all, they are arguably tied more to Coachella than any other fest...

Even coming from not much of a DP fan, it does seem extremely reasonable.

rage patton
10-30-2008, 08:30 PM
so, I need to bring it up. Can daft punk really headline?

They were the second billed act in 06... and they have become much bigger since 06. How would they NOT headline?

sbessiso
10-30-2008, 08:33 PM
Its just weird. I dunno. I love me some Daft, but I think saturday needs one more "big" band. and fucking replace muse with it

edit

it does make sense I suppose. dont listen to me on this one

orbit
10-30-2008, 08:33 PM
what's the biggest venue daft punk have sold out?

rage patton
10-30-2008, 08:34 PM
Someone commented that they heard the Fantomas/Melvins Big Band are confirmed for Coachella. That would actually be amazing.

boarderwoozel3
10-30-2008, 08:39 PM
That would be sweet. A good heavy band.

PassiveTheory
10-30-2008, 08:44 PM
I blame Passive for it all. Ally and I left it in great shape, but no he went and turned it into shit.

Hey now... I just got here last year! It can't all be my fault!...

...Can it?... ;_________;

zenidogx
10-30-2008, 08:46 PM
what's the biggest venue daft punk have sold out?

i do know they sold out the sports arena pretty fast. but it's been proven that they can draw large festival crowds. so making Daft Punk a headliner isn't necessarily a gamble.

boarderwoozel3
10-30-2008, 08:48 PM
DP is a headliner for sure. Pairing them with a toned down production for Muse would be fucking brilliant!

woogie846
10-30-2008, 09:30 PM
Daft Punk could most definitely headline.

woogie846
10-30-2008, 09:30 PM
Someone commented that they heard the Fantomas/Melvins Big Band are confirmed for Coachella. That would actually be amazing.

Awesome!

arya.
10-30-2008, 10:32 PM
wow. thats pretty fucking amazing.

Blinken
10-31-2008, 07:50 AM
Hey now... I just got here last year! It can't all be my fault!...

...Can it?... ;_________;

Well you started the year after I left, and i never saw anything like that there before. . . . But to be honest Santa Cruz was on its way down before I left . . . so I guess you are off the hook for this one.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 09:01 AM
so, I need to bring it up. Can daft punk really headline?



what's the biggest venue daft punk have sold out?

The LA Sports Arena sold out pretty quickly and that seated 16K
There were estimates of 20 plus K at the Sahara at Coachella
And of course headlining spots in Lolla and Vegoose and international festivals like Summer Sonic.

here is a article from the Japan Times when Dafty appeared at Summersonic.http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fm20060818a1.html

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 09:07 AM
on a side note (and I will get flamed by Salah on this and this by no means does not mean I don't like them but...): Can The Stripes headline? I mean it really is just Meg and Jack and have they sold out any arenas (or The Hollywood Bowl for that matter)? Details plz.

rskapcat
10-31-2008, 09:12 AM
I have never heard any final fantasy but theres no way in Hell that theyre like that fucking satanic demon known as andrew bird

That's just depressing. I really like a few of Andrew Bird's records, so I'm sad to find out that he's a big pile of misery live. :(

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 09:14 AM
rskapcat, Salah has very particular taste. Especially when he is on his drugz. I would ask a number of other people about Andrew before taking Salah's opinion on it. A good chunk of the board like him live and otherwise. I really want to see him myself but I keep missing him for some reason or another.

quicksand
10-31-2008, 09:50 AM
on a side note (and I will get flamed by Salah on this and this by no means does not mean I don't like them but...): Can The Stripes headline? I mean it really is just Meg and Jack and have they sold out any arenas (or The Hollywood Bowl for that matter)? Details plz.

no.

Blinken
10-31-2008, 10:17 AM
They can headline because they are very popular, and have been not touring. Alot of their fans would travel to Coachella just for them especially since they cancelled their last tour. It would probably be a one off show because of Meg's problems, she can't handle a full tour it seems.

sbessiso
10-31-2008, 10:53 AM
they can headline. They were on the cusp of it last year, the crowd they drew for bonnaroo was massive. that combined with the fact that they canceled all those tour dates on the west coast. people are itching for their return

and it wasnt drugz, andrew bird is a sorry excuse for a human being and needs to be executed. ill do it for free!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 10:55 AM
and it wasnt drugz, andrew bird is a sorry excuse for a human being and needs to be executed. ill do it for free!

Salah, I expect hugs not executions.

sbessiso
10-31-2008, 10:56 AM
I will not even come close to andrew bird unless im running into him with a knife

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 10:57 AM
they can headline. They were on the cusp of it last year, the crowd they drew for bonnaroo was massive. that combined with the fact that they canceled all those tour dates on the west coast. people are itching for their return!

I am listening to the Stripes now and I still wonder...It is really just a JW solo project. Meg is a ok drummer. I likes her vocals when she sings though.

sbessiso
10-31-2008, 11:00 AM
theres something there onstage that isnt on the records. the chemistry and electricity between them is hard to ignore. that being said, I almost ALWAYS have my eyes on JW. its a great show Marco. and like I said, the bonnaroo crowd was HUGE

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 11:02 AM
I am going to make a poll.

sbessiso
10-31-2008, 11:04 AM
haha I was thinking about starting an official white stripes thread too

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 11:05 AM
Poll is Up! Vote away Bessiso!

PC-2 Violence
10-31-2008, 12:09 PM
comon, lets see a new template with no FAKE on it...

If you knew anything about photoshop you would realize that the "FAKE" does not matter.

LOLZ @ The Knife billed next to Jimmy Eat World.

orbit
10-31-2008, 12:18 PM
The LA Sports Arena sold out pretty quickly and that seated 16K
There were estimates of 20 plus K at the Sahara at Coachella
And of course headlining spots in Lolla and Vegoose and international festivals like Summer Sonic.

well, you can say interpol also headlined lolla. didn't arctic monkeys and bloc party headline summer sonic last year?

coachella is another level. those bands would never headline coachella. i can see daft punk as sub headliners, though. it would be a total disappointment if they headline.

PassiveTheory
10-31-2008, 12:22 PM
Interpol didn't headline Lolla... They didn't even play on the main stage!

Daft Punk and Pearl Jam were advertised as the two main headliners for Lolla, with Muse 3rd. I think Daft could headline Saturday. They'd draw a larger crowd than Jack Johnson, that's for sure.

orbit
10-31-2008, 12:28 PM
justice would draw a bigger crowd than jack johnson. what's your point?

Boourns
10-31-2008, 12:29 PM
Daft Punk better play if they are, in fact, playing Hard Haunted tonight.

frozen pilgrim
10-31-2008, 12:57 PM
daft punk is supposed to be at hard haunted? what?

captncrzy
10-31-2008, 12:58 PM
In all honesty, this is a better fake poster than most of the initial fake posters that are out. Whoever created it should fess up.

psychic friend
10-31-2008, 01:05 PM
I like the colors..

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 01:19 PM
those colors are awfully nice.

Amneeziac
10-31-2008, 02:02 PM
Wait a second, who said anything about Daft Punk playing Hard tonight?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 02:10 PM
its all over the over threadz.

nocigarettes
10-31-2008, 02:27 PM
Daft Punk better play if they are, in fact, playing Hard Haunted tonight.

hey Boourns im passing on asobi tonight.... heading straight to hard

oftheheartofthesoul
10-31-2008, 04:00 PM
Solange? Janelle Monae? Robyn?

This is by far the most unique and well designed fake poster I've ever seen.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-31-2008, 04:23 PM
wow...I didn't even notice those..

interpolado
10-31-2008, 08:51 PM
bowie has not refut or deny the rumors like last year...
????

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
11-01-2008, 01:11 AM
its still early...

Boourns
11-01-2008, 01:58 AM
If that fake poster gets around, then he'll debunk it. Unless he is playing, then I guess he won't say anything.

oasis4life2002
11-01-2008, 06:36 AM
The poster doesn't look all that bad. But I would have the Prodigy higher than Lil Wayne. But otherwise not to bad. Being that I'm sure everybody here will see a dozen fakes 4 this being the 1st I gotta give props to whoever. I'm just glad they didn't put No Doubt on the poster LOL

oftheheartofthesoul
11-01-2008, 06:53 AM
And Daft Punk and Massive Attack.

Ugh, I remember how so many people were declaring the lineup a crap disappointment and how Bonnaroo was better because they were sad that the Roo got Radiohead (and a lot of jam) and Coachella got Tool instead of the Smashing Pumpkins, like in the fake poster.

Does anyone care about Zwan 2.0 anymore?

Who the hell said the 06 lineup was crap? Any festival that has Tool, Madonna, Kanye West, Massive Attack, and Daft Punk on the SAME WEEKEND is an unthinkable parfait of awesomeness. That was the best batch of headliners (dare I say) ever.

Anything that calls itself the Smashing Pumpkins without reference to the word Iha is not the Smashing Pumpkins.

shakermaker113
11-01-2008, 08:34 AM
remember, at the time the fake came out they hadn't confirmed who was involved with the pumpkins reunion. just that the reunion was happening. it seemed like a good idea at the time...

attila the honey
11-01-2008, 09:31 AM
That's just depressing. I really like a few of Andrew Bird's records, so I'm sad to find out that he's a big pile of misery live. :(

I have seen him live 3 times. Once opening for Ani D, once at coachella, and one last december at the warfield. He is very good live and he is extremely talented to be able to do all that stuff at once. Its really just up to you whether you like his music or not. I think he is amazing.

zenidogx
11-01-2008, 09:48 AM
^ same. i think it's hard to find a middle ground with Andrew Bird. the guy is something else.

crazzz2007
11-01-2008, 11:16 AM
minus that nasty excuse for a human being, lil wayne of course

racist

sbessiso
11-01-2008, 01:42 PM
pretty much^^

oftheheartofthesoul
11-01-2008, 07:04 PM
I just realized this....

If this lineup holds up, Prodigy and Beyonce's little sister will play on the same day.

Awesome.

sbessiso
11-02-2008, 04:16 AM
I have seen him live 3 times. Once opening for Ani D, once at coachella, and one last december at the warfield. He is very good live and he is extremely talented to be able to do all that stuff at once. Its really just up to you whether you like his music or not. I think he is amazing.

All what stuff exactly? Whistle and pluck a violin?? I swear to Jesus and Prince that's all he did onstage

LooseAtTheZoo
11-02-2008, 07:01 AM
It would be awesome if Dr. Lektroluv played this year. I've been wanting to see him for a while

attila the honey
11-02-2008, 08:25 AM
All what stuff exactly? Whistle and pluck a violin?? I swear to Jesus and Prince that's all he did onstage

He doesn't just pluck the violin. He plays it really well and his whistling is crazy, how many people can whistle like that? I couldn't haha. and he plays the guitar a little and the xylophone. Not that I can convice you to like him, but I really enjoy him and I think he is talented. I like his lyrics too.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
11-02-2008, 08:47 AM
I just realized this....

If this lineup holds up, Prodigy and Beyonce's little sister will play on the same day.

Awesome.

Didn't Solange sample BoC?

orbit
11-02-2008, 08:49 AM
she destroyed boc.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
11-02-2008, 08:52 AM
do you have the name of the track or at least a link to it? And what track did she sample?
(side note I wonder how much $$$ BoC got for it?)

orbit
11-02-2008, 08:58 AM
slow this bird down.

LooseAtTheZoo
11-02-2008, 02:24 PM
I would just be exicted to see Dr. Lektroluv

nocigarettes
11-02-2008, 02:40 PM
I would just be exicted to see Dr. Lektroluv

finally more people are noticing how great of a show he would give us

rage patton
11-02-2008, 02:46 PM
In all honesty, this is a better fake poster than most of the initial fake posters that are out. Whoever created it should fess up.

It was amnesiac. The same guy who did the fake poster last year.

PassiveTheory
11-02-2008, 02:51 PM
How sure are you?

rage patton
11-02-2008, 02:54 PM
1000%

He admitted it somewhere.

Amneeziac
11-02-2008, 03:58 PM
http://www.uncoveror.com/trix.jpg

rage patton
11-02-2008, 04:01 PM
Well, Amneeziac... looks like you're 1 for 3 in the headliners department.

Amneeziac
11-02-2008, 04:12 PM
2 for 9, counting the other two posters. 9 for 9, counting thousands of gullibles.

shakermaker113
11-02-2008, 04:29 PM
Well, Amneeziac... looks like you're 1 for 3 in the headliners department.

what?

sbessiso
11-02-2008, 04:45 PM
the white stripes ^^^

TickleMeElmo
11-02-2008, 04:54 PM
the white stripes ^^^

Cuz of that whole Glasshouse thing? I think people are really misinterpreting that message.

sbessiso
11-02-2008, 05:03 PM
not even. I dont even get that message. Its not in my thought process. My spidey sense is just tingling....

shakermaker113
11-02-2008, 05:51 PM
the glass house thing is far from a confirmation.

LooseAtTheZoo
11-02-2008, 06:43 PM
If anything, the glasshouse "thing" is saying that the White Stripes definitely won't be there. Or at least plans to have them at Coachella aren't happening right now

Amneeziac
11-02-2008, 06:45 PM
Differentiate between The Glass House and Coachella. They are obviously talking about The White Stripes, and the message is written cryptically enough so that any mention of a band is indicative of behind the scenes activity involving them.

Boourns
11-02-2008, 07:18 PM
No, they are talking about another band and then mentioning the White Stripes in a separate passage.

shakermaker113
11-02-2008, 07:48 PM
let's dilute this white stripes rumor by making a list of other potential coachella-ish bands with (or formerly with) female drummers that have played the glass house in the last few years.

actually, I can't think of any. I'm relying on you guys.

rage patton
11-02-2008, 08:23 PM
Exactly.

Boourns
11-02-2008, 08:26 PM
no offense, but God, can anyone here read?

shakermaker113
11-02-2008, 08:44 PM
no offense, but God, can anyone here read?

sure, I'd love a sandwich right about now.

Boourns
11-02-2008, 08:47 PM
NYC or Chicago style crust?

summerkid
11-02-2008, 08:51 PM
No, they are talking about another band and then mentioning the White Stripes in a separate passage.

but why would they do that?

GOP have a female drummer i'm sure there are other bands just can't think off the top of my head.

Boourns
11-02-2008, 09:03 PM
but why would they do that?

GOP have a female drummer i'm sure there are other bands just can't think off the top of my head.

because that's how it is. They have a coachella act booked, has played in the past, not a super band, whatever that means. But they'd also like the white stripes, too. Reading too much into these things and jumping to conclusions with minimal or no evidence is how we get disappointed.

Could end up playing, of course, we'll see.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
11-03-2008, 08:46 AM
no offense, but God, can anyone here read?

about a quarter pass 5.

LooseAtTheZoo
11-03-2008, 02:22 PM
let's dilute this white stripes rumor by making a list of other potential coachella-ish bands with (or formerly with) female drummers that have played the glass house in the last few years.

actually, I can't think of any. I'm relying on you guys.

Has Sleater-Kinney? Although I highly doubt a reunion

futureperfect
11-03-2008, 04:45 PM
Carrie has said no Sleater-Kinney reunion because they are happy where they are at this moment. Corin has has another baby recently and Janet was at Coachella with Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks this year.

Boourns
11-08-2008, 07:21 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/ao711s.jpg

:lips

Come on gang, let's use this to make our own dream lineups or expected lineups!