The Official Bonnaroo 2009 Coachella Board thread

[Cherita Chen]

I have my people tell me what to go see

[Barbara, the ninja]

Oh yeah, well, I have my MUST SEEs, of course. And aside from their sets I'll just prance around. I'm not going out of my way to look up new artists, is the point I'm making across.

That's not so bad, right? And Yeasayer is definitely on my list :)

Cherita, I hope you're ready to get spooned by me!

[Cherita Chen]

I don't usually go for other Asians but I will make an acception

[Mr. Dylanja]

Excuse me, Thread, when did The Chems get added to Chella?

[Blinken]

Excuse me, Thread, when did The Chems get added to Chella?

They have been on the line up since day one where have you been?

[Mr. Dylanja]

I'm calling that bluff, Blink!

[amyzzz]

Yesterday at 2:30, Dyljy.

[Mr. Dylanja]

:pulse thx zzz's

Did I get lucky enough to have you set me up on that blind date?

[amyzzz]

Still waiting on blind date info. ;)

[rage patton]

David byrne on friday too? Friday is stacked.

Also, I am personally going to make sure everyone sees Yeasayer. NO exceptions.

[Blinken]

I'm calling that bluff, Blink!

Damn You D!!!!!!


David byrne on friday too? Friday is stacked.

Also, I am personally going to make sure everyone sees Yeasayer. NO exceptions.

The word on the street is that one of the late night stages is going to go Yeasayer into MGMT. So there will probably be a NIN/Yeasayer conflict, just so you know.

[pancakespancakes]

I'm gonna go with Yeasayer on that one :D

You with me, rage?

[amyzzz]

Wait, there are late night conflicts?

[Blinken]

Wait, there are late night conflicts?

yeah . . .

[rage patton]

oh my god... nin vs yeasayer would be my worst conflict imaginable. that seriously CANNOT happen.

[rage patton]

I'm gonna go with Yeasayer on that one :D

You with me, rage?

i would honestly try and catch both. seriosly though, the possibility 0f this is gonna make me cry.

[pancakespancakes]

Yeah, I would definitely try to catch both. Obviously NIN would have a much longer set than Yeasayer, so I would see all of the latter and then catch whatever's left of the former...

Either way, though, I see the Volta doing a late night that night anyway... so that will probably be my focus of the evening...

[rage patton]

It was apparently confirmed somewhere that The Mars Volta and NIN will NOT be conflicting. I assume that means TMV will not be doing a late night set. I have a feeling TMV will be closing the second stage (is that the What stage or Which stage?)

I don't see a Yeasayer/MGMT late night set. My bet is one of the stages during the day goes Yesayer->Of Montreal->MGMT.

[Cherita Chen]

If of montreal doesnt play at night im gunna go carnival crazy. Im serious, i will scratch your eyes out

[Mr. Dylanja]

I have a feeling there's going to be a Sbessiso vs. Cherita Chen conflict. This is going to tear me apart, I don't know who I want to see more.

[rage patton]

of montreal will not be playing a late night set.

[Cherita Chen]

Is it either day time or late-night? There's nothing in between?

[Cherita Chen]

I have a feeling there's going to be a Sbessiso vs. Cherita Chen conflict. This is going to tear me apart, I don't know who I want to see more.

Close your eyes and listen to your heart

[rage patton]

Is it either day time or late-night? There's nothing in between?

i'm guess they could close one of the tents...

[Cherita Chen]

There we go, pumpkin. It's totally a possibility. If Bonnaroo knows whats up, they will put this band in tent once the sun is gone.

But then again they had !!! play in the day during the raconteurs and they had Ladytron as one of the first bands on Sunday (thats the whackest thing ever isnt it??)

[hawkingvsreeve]

Yeah that Ladytron billing was odd.


You never addressed my Kylie Minogue question.

[Cherita Chen]

Believe it or not I've never actually listened to it! :-x

[TommyboyUNM]

I love how Ragey is the authority on set times at Bonnaroo. :)

[rage patton]

i am the law.

[Cherita Chen]

He made me believe the white stripes were gunna play Coachella :(

[locachica73]

Tommy, did you get a call from my pocket this morning? I noticed an outgoing call at 720 am and I know it wasn't me so I am assuming my pocket called you.

[paulb]

he is the authority on set times for every festival.

[Cherita Chen]

He also made me believe Neil Young was gunna be at Coachella (dodged a bullet there)

[TommyboyUNM]

Tommy, did you get a call from my pocket this morning? I noticed an outgoing call at 720 am and I know it wasn't me so I am assuming my pocket called you.


Yup I did. I was all excited because you called me. Then I realized it was by accident. :(


he is the authority on set times for every festival.


How accurate is he? He seems so sure of his predictions.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Believe it or not I've never actually listened to it! :-x

You'd like it.

[locachica73]

Yup I did. I was all excited because you called me. Then I realized it was by accident. :(

Look at it this way... my pocket misses you.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Bonnaroo should get Etienne De Crecy to help fill the dance gap. Have you guys seen the youtubes for that shit? It's gonna be nuts.


Jzil8S7tUeY



Edit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT conflict with the Cure.

[rage patton]

im still bitter about neil young

[TommyboyUNM]

Look at it this way... my pocket misses you.


And something NEAR my pocket misses you....

[Cherita Chen]

I blame sbessiso's thread on Neil Young's absence

[amyzzz]

I might have to skip some of the Cure for that cube thing.

[hawkingvsreeve]

If they conflict I am going to punch Tommy in the neck.

[Cherita Chen]

I might have to skip some of the Cure for that cube thing.

No

No

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not you too Amy! NOT. YOU. TOOOOOO

[locachica73]

And something NEAR my pocket misses you....

:p Well in between reading that and relistening to your drunk dial voicemail earlier I am all aflutter with butterfly wings.

[Cherita Chen]

You'd like it.

I might have to take your word on this

[hawkingvsreeve]

No

No

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not you too Amy! NOT. YOU. TOOOOOO

Dude. Watch the video. CUBE!


Edit:

Like this but without the death traps and a lot more dancing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Cube_The_Movie_Poster_Art.jpg

[TommyboyUNM]

If they conflict I am going to punch Tommy in the neck.


Haha! I'm this thread's punching bag lately. You're still my boy, Brandon.


:p Well in between reading that and relistening to your drunk dial voicemail earlier I am all aflutter with butterfly wings.


Oh shit. What did I say in that voicemail? Feel free to transcribe it for the thread. Thank you.

[rage patton]

sunday is going to horrible for conflicts at coachella.

[paulb]

I wanna see some cube....

and Josh, where does it say David Byrne is playing Friday?

[Cherita Chen]

Dude. Watch the video. CUBE!

I've seen it! I've seen it!! It's awesome and I had to turn it off almost immediately. Because if they do conflict with the cure (knock on wood) I don't want to know exactly what it is i'm missing. Skipping any part of the cure is simply something I cannot do. I've never seen them before. NEVER. You know?

[amyzzz]

Salah, I've seen The Cure twice, and their shows last forever. I can skip a leetle bit for some dazzling lights. :)

[hawkingvsreeve]

Neither have I, but when do you think the next opportunity to see a giant light up cube with a bunch of sweaty people dancing so fast with aidz will be? Probably never.

[amyzzz]

I put Etienne de Crecy (sp?) and The Cure (and MBV and The Orb hahaha) on my Coachooser thing, so hopefully GV will look at the Coachoosers and try to schedule accordingly.

[Cherita Chen]

Are you suggesting I should skip the cure??

[hawkingvsreeve]

No. But I am thinking about it. I skipped Portishead last year and dont regret it at all.

[locachica73]

Oh shit. What did I say in that voicemail? Feel free to transcribe it for the thread. Thank you.

Tommy: Hi Audra, it's your ummm coachella message board friend TommyboyUNM. I am just calling you to say hello and I am drunk right now so I am drunk dialing you as the kids say... ummm so ummmm I don't know why your phone is not working but umm ok here's Joe...

Joe: Hi, Dearest Audra, this is Joe and I wanted to say hello and I have nothing else to say because I am not witty, good evening Audra, goodbye...

Tommy: BURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP oops sorry about that... Your my friend Audra and I wanted to call you and say hi... Sauves Que, I fucking love you A, so alright, call me back if you want, talk to you later LOCACHICA... Bye

[hawkingvsreeve]

I put Etienne de Crecy (sp?) and The Cure (and MBV and The Orb hahaha) on my Coachooser thing, so hopefully GV will look at the Coachoosers and try to schedule accordingly.

I know for a fact that they do, so keep at it.

[Cherita Chen]

No. But I am thinking about it. I skipped Portishead last year and dont regret it at all.

What? Who ARE you?? What was playing during Portishead?

[TommyboyUNM]

Tommy: Hi Audra, it's your ummm coachella message board friend TommyboyUNM. I am just calling you to say hello and I am drunk right now so I am drunk dialing you as the kids say... ummm so ummmm I don't know why your phone is not working but umm ok here's Joe...

Joe: Hi, Dearest Audra, this is Joe and I wanted to say hello and I have nothing else to say because I am not witty, good evening Audra, goodbye...

Tommy: BURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP oops sorry about that... Your my friend Audra and I wanted to call you and say hi... Sauves Que, I fucking love you A, so alright, call me back if you want, talk to you later LOCACHICA... Bye


My god....

[locachica73]

My god....

LOL I didn't listen to it till the next day and laughed for a good 10 minutes. It still brings a smile to my face. Don't be ashamed.

[hawkingvsreeve]

What? Who ARE you?? What was playing during Portishead?

Yelle, and it was a blast.

[TommyboyUNM]

I think I may have a drunk dial message from you. I know I had a voice mail from MissingPerson, but it automatically got deleted because it was in my phone for too long. It was pretty glorious.

[Cherita Chen]

Yelle, and it was a blast.

Ha! I love her, I totally forgot she was even there. I still really wanna see that show, I bet it was a blast


I had a voice mail from MissingPerson,

What??

[paulb]

Tommy is a playa....


missing Portishead....that is inexcusable.

[locachica73]

I think I may have a drunk dial message from you. I know I had a voice mail from MissingPerson, but it automatically got deleted because it was in my phone for too long. It was pretty glorious.

a drunk dial message from me.... NEVAHHHHH!!! lol. Actually I am pretty sure there are a few drunk dial messages floating around out there from me. ;)

p.s. Expect several drunk dials from me and the LA group while I am there this weekend. You will be missed. :(

[hawkingvsreeve]

Tommy is a playa....


missing Portishead....that is inexcusable.

For you. I like them, but I wasn't feeling like downer music in the desert at that moment, and I had some tecktonic dancing to do. I dont regret it at all. I am sure PHead was a good show, just not what I wanted at that time.

[kreutz2112]

I missed the last 4 or 5 songs of Portishead to go and watch Sasha and Digweed. I don't regret it at all. I was also in the mood to dance.

[Cherita Chen]

I got to the mainstage during Death Cab and never left. The spot I obtained for Prince was magical. No regrets over here either

[amyzzz]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BLASPHEMY GOING ON IN HERE.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Pipe down.

[amyzzz]

I regret when I looked away one time during Portishead. What did I miss??

[Cherita Chen]

I was candy flipping pretty hard during Portishead. My first time too! Awww

[Mr. Dylanja]

Missing Portishead is my biggest regret in concert going history! It deserves :nono x infinite.

I will now travel to any place in the world to see them, they are #1 on my list.

[Cherita Chen]

Hey D, P-Head are playing my bedroom

[paulb]

Portishead were seriously fuckin unreal....and up until the concert, I had no interest in them at all. The show was a 10/10, and hope to see them one day again...

[Cherita Chen]

Pauly!!

You better be camping next to PAW, mofo

[amyzzz]

Do you see what you started here, Brandon?

[Mr. Dylanja]

Hey D, P-Head are playing my bedroom

Am I allowed to pop a tent in your bedroom?

[Blinken]

Cube>>>>Cure

[hawkingvsreeve]

Do you see what you started here, Brandon?

I didn't start shit. But I do have the solution.




http://duosseudo.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/edc-exyzt02.jpg

[SoulDischarge]

Some times I get really worried about a rift in the time-space continuum where somehow I go back in time and miss that Portishead performance. This is probably one of my top ten worries in life.

[paulb]

If its Cube vs Cure...then im at Cure....but....i REALLY wanna see some Cube...

[Blinken]

So to get back to Bonnaroo, aparently the same radio station that started the Phish rumors just started a new one, Guns & Roses.

[paulb]

Pauly!!

You better be camping next to PAW, mofo

ill be where ill be.....you better be camping with everyone at Bonnaroo!

[paulb]

So to get back to Bonnaroo, aparently the same radio station that started the Phish rumors just started a new one, Guns & Roses.

that wont happen, unless Van Halen get added to Bonnaroo as well.

[SoulDischarge]

RATT have just been confirmed.

[hawkingvsreeve]

I have a feeling that Groove Armada will close out the Sahara on Sunday. Etienne before that. I could be wrong though.

[paulb]

RATT have just been confirmed.

who?

[amyzzz]

Some times I get really worried about a rift in the time-space continuum where somehow I go back in time and miss that Portishead performance. This is probably one of my top ten worries in life.
ok, that's my sig now.

[hawkingvsreeve]

who?

Round and Round.

fG51nwQsfAA

[Cherita Chen]

If its Cube vs Cure...then im at Cure....but....i REALLY wanna see some Cube...

Thank God


ill be where ill be.....you better be camping with everyone at Bonnaroo!

:(

[paulb]

Round and Round.

fG51nwQsfAA

wait. wait. wait.....


is this in the movie The Wrestler? that they were singing too? Confirmed? get outta here.

[faxman75]

Fuck you people. If Axl comes to the Roo, I am there at whatever stage, whatever time!

[Cherita Chen]

I bet you have the perfect bandanna to wear and everything

[paulb]

Hey Faxy...

[amyzzz]

I bet you have the perfect bandanna to wear and everything
Perhaps if you were faxy, you'd have the perfect bandanna to wear. :thu

Jacob has a pic of himself on myspace or facebook with a bandana on. Very faxy-esque.

[EpicFaceMelt]

Hey, chiapet! Thanks for all of your wonderful contributions to this thread! Keep it up!

[paulb]

Stinkbutt, create a better alias.

[Cherita Chen]

Perhaps if you were faxy, you'd have the perfect bandanna to wear. :thu

Jacob has a pic of himself on myspace or facebook with a bandana on. Very faxy-esque.

I have this pink bandanna with black zebra-ish stripes that i'm pretty sure ill be wearing for the killers

[Cherita Chen]

Stinkbutt, create a better alias.

pst, it's tim

[amyzzz]

goddamnit tim.

[paulb]

well, if its Tim....go fuck yourself.

[amyzzz]

I have a purple/teal tie-dye bandana I wore to APW last year. Didn't turn out as cool-looking on my head as I'd hoped. :/

[Blinken]

:nono

[amyzzz]

I mean, it was still a bandana and therefore not cool. Maybe I was thinking it'd look like a glamorous scarf or something.

[Blinken]

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg

[faxman75]

Hi Paul!

Amy, that's awesome. Bandanna's are acceptable in Arizona. That's the way I see it. Also at music festivals and I will be rocking out to Axl and company if they play the Roo.

[faxman75]

I mean, it was still a bandana and therefore not cool.

:nono

[faxman75]

Oh and high Tim and Salah.

[paulb]

is it bad that I wanna go to Nova Rock instead of Rock Im Park now?

NIN+Metallica>Prodigy

[Blinken]

is it bad that I wanna go to Nova Rock instead of Rock Im Park now?

NIN+Metallica>Prodigy

I don't know the lineups, but your math seems right.

[woogie846]

It looks like I'm officially going, and I can't wait!

[Blinken]

Very cool Woogie

[paulb]

It looks like I'm officially going, and I can't wait!

congrats man! Ill hold your spot at the barricade for the Beastie Boys...

[faxman75]

Wasn't Hatfield just in the hospital a couple days ago?

[paulb]

Hetfield....was in the hospital in Stockholm, and they cancelled their 2nd night in Sweden... food poisoning.... he is better now. fuckin Metallica....are too great live.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Kudos to whoever poisoned his food :D

[paulb]

Kudos to whoever poisoned his food :D

:nono

[mattpach]

Kudos to whoever poisoned his food :D

:thu

[canexplain]

this is about all i can post here in a thread but woot woot , iraq gal is home for 18 days ..:). it took 5 helicopters, 3 jet planes, and 3 and a half days to get here .... :( .... i got a flag that flew in Iraq ... i hate that war and any war, and i hated bush, but when i saw bush, and now this, you have to at least love our country ... sorry so serious ..... cr****

[rage patton]

is it bad that I wanna go to Nova Rock instead of Rock Im Park now?

NIN+Metallica>Prodigy

Aren't you forgetting another band?


It looks like I'm officially going, and I can't wait!

Thats awesome! Welcome aboard.

[paulb]

Aren't you forgetting another band?





Madness? um......:rolleyes

[paulb]

oh, Gogol? huh....

NIN+Metallica+Gogol>Prodigy+Madness

[paulb]

oh wait!

FNM+NIN+Metallica+Gogol>Prodigy/Madness

[rage patton]

Damn straight Faith No More!

[amyzzz]

Man, I leave for a couple hours, and there are MATH EQUATIONS in the Bonnathread? WTF?

[amyzzz]

:nono

[Mr. Dylanja]

:nono

[chiapet]

okay hold on

1) i haven't posted for pages, why is some alt calling me out?

2) salah, don't skip the cure. you have been dying to see them. robert and porl will make it worth your while.

3) jsam, i feel precisely the same way re: cohen. I'm not going to hate him and skip him if he happens to be playing when nothing i'm interested in is going on.... but it wouldn't be my first choice.

4) I do not drunk dial (anymore :( ) but get the best drunk dials. A few were so good that I actually bothered finding a way to transfer them off voice mail. One was someone very drunkenly singing Fame (irene cara, not bowie), and forgot the lyrics so just kept doing the "forget the rest" part... over and over and over until my answer machine space ran out. <3

[jigawig]

holy shIt...faxman, are you really coming to the roo...dude, we gotta meet up again, and you can bring your little rolling device just like coachella 07

[chiapet]

jigawig, are YOU going to the 'roo?

[paulb]

little rolling device? lol

[jigawig]

damn, are you planning on going too chia...girl, ROO will always be home for me now...after last year i was hooked, way moreso than coachella...coachella was my starting point, but ROO and jam cruise are my for sure destinations...if you are there chia, we def should meet as well...it could me like our "coachella solo-campers 07 reunion" at the ROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[chiapet]

yup, i am going!

[mattpach]

Are you suggesting I should skip the cure??


Salah, if you skip the Cure I'm going to kick your ass.

:pulse

[faxman75]

holy shIt...faxman, are you really coming to the roo...dude, we gotta meet up again, and you can bring your little rolling device just like coachella 07

I can do it! your name is Dani, right or something like that? I am there man. I'll PM you my number too..

[Mr. Dylanja]

bring your little rolling device just like coachella 07

:nono

http://www.sportsocracy.org/imgs/flat_tire.jpg

You see that? That's a rolling FAIL :nono

[paulb]

try again Dylan :nono

[chiapet]

Damn, this thread is boring again. How does everyone have other things to do? :P

[Mr. Dylanja]

try again Dylan :nono

Go be Supre's fanboy, Pauly, you're good at it.

[jigawig]

I can do it! your name is Dani, right or something like that? I am there man. I'll PM you my number too... You got the name right, just spelled wrong...it's danny. Difference between now and then is that at the end of the night, we don't go back to our tents to reflect on the day, because the music just doesn't stop!!! (until about 4 or 5 in the morn)

[paulb]

:nono try again Dylan...

[JSam67]

Some times I get really worried about a rift in the time-space continuum where somehow I go back in time and miss that Portishead performance. This is probably one of my top ten worries in life.

I missed a lot today but this was by far the best post. I harbor the same fear!

Also, I find it disappointing that nearly everyone seems to be on board for an awful-sounding dude with a sweet stage show over one of the better bands of the past 30 years.

[apostle2]

I would like to see the Cube, but if they do in fact conflict, I will still be there with you and Sal-sa

[chiapet]

Also, I find it disappointing that nearly everyone seems to be on board for an awful-sounding dude with a sweet stage show over one of the better bands of the past 30 years.

I'm having trouble parsing who you're referring to. In both counts. :)

[rage patton]

Etienne De Crecy vs. The Cure

[Mr. Dylanja]

If there's a chance Cherita will put out for me, I'll be at The Cure :winkiss

[JSam67]

Yeah. Well, to each his own, but I generally like to go witness the best possible music at a music festival. I'm sure EDC's pretty geometry lesson is cool, but I like shows where the music emotionally affects me one way or another.

[Mr. Dylanja]

JSam, the Cure is just not my style, I'm sorry :(

[JSam67]

Psychedelic guitar-driven rock isn't your style? Well, I guess it's not rap.

[Mr. Dylanja]

I find it depressing, look I'm sure I'll give them a chance and watch some of the set. If it doesn't draw me in, it doesn't. I'm sorry I'm offending you...

[Cherita Chen]

Kudos to whoever poisoned his food :D

:thu


Salah, if you skip the Cure I'm going to kick your ass.

:pulse

:eek:!


I would like to see the Cube, but if they do in fact conflict, I will still be there with you and Sal-sa

:pulse


If there's a chance Cherita will put out for me, I'll be at The Cure :winkiss

:rolleyes

[chiapet]

Mr.Dylanja, which songs / albums of the Cure have you listened to? :(

[Cherita Chen]

Don't even bother

[Blinken]

Yeah. Well, to each his own, but I generally like to go witness the best possible music at a music festival. I'm sure EDC's pretty geometry lesson is cool, but I like shows where the music emotionally affects me one way or another.

I will find the geometry lesson much more entertaining than the Cure. I tried but I just don't like it. I never heard anything from the Cure that resembeled psychadelic guitar driven rock.

[Cherita Chen]

Maybe Robert Smith should just rap over shitty guitars

[rage patton]

Nice sig.

[Cherita Chen]

I was a little taken back by it. I wanted to keep the whole thing too! It needed to be shared with the world

[PrettyRagdoll]

I've never been a huge Cure fan, so which cure albums should be listened to to get the most out of them live?

[pancakespancakes]

Yeah. Well, to each his own, but I generally like to go witness the best possible music at a music festival. I'm sure EDC's pretty geometry lesson is cool, but I like shows where the music emotionally affects me one way or another.

I would definitely like to see 3-4+ songs of The Cure if the conflict arrises, but for me... I'm sorry... The Orb>>>>>>>>The Cure

[rage patton]

I have never listened to The Orb.

[amyzzz]

I'm gonna have to play it by ear Sunday, see where my mood takes me. The thing I absolutely have to see is MBV, but I will wander around for others.

[pancakespancakes]

I have never listened to The Orb.

I've only been listening to them for about a year. One of the few electronic groups that really resonates with me.

[Blinken]

So no additions this week :(

[EpicFaceMelt]

why is some alt calling me out?




Damn, this thread is boring again.

Make sense?

[EpicFaceMelt]

This would be the best possible addition to roo ...

ev5lqcF815E

Yea, Snoop is fine but we need Luda at bonnaroo.

[Cherita Chen]

I would definitely like to see 3-4+ songs of The Cure if the conflict arrises, but for me... I'm sorry... The Orb>>>>>>>>The Cure

Disgusting.

[EpicFaceMelt]

Seriously, the fucking Orb?

pancakes ... you aren't the brightest

[rage patton]

I would see the shit outta Ludacris.

[TommyboyUNM]

I would not see the shit outta Ludacris. Snoop is enough for me.

[Monklish]

Luda fucking rots.

[Cherita Chen]

I love Luda

[stinkbutt]

Tim have I told you how awesome you are cuz you are

[Cherita Chen]

Hi Stinky!! :cat

[EpicFaceMelt]

Tim have I told you how awesome you are cuz you are

Tell that to Barbara, the ninja.

The response will be extremely amusing.

[TommyboyUNM]

Stinkbutt, who do you think would win in a fight between my avatar and your avatar?

[TommyboyUNM]

Tell that to Barbara, the ninja.

The response will be extremely amusing.


Shit's gettin REAL.

[stinkbutt]

Tell that to Barbara, the ninja.

The response will be extremely amusing.

mmhmm

[stinkbutt]

Stinkbutt, who do you think would win in a fight between my avatar and your avatar?

Mine cuz Dolemite is way too old

Salah you're still on ignore til you get rid of that stupid alias so quit saying hi

[EpicFaceMelt]

I think stinkbutt would waste your ass, Tommy.

[rage patton]

Tommy, who do you think would win in a fight? My avatar or stinkbutt's?

[Cherita Chen]

Mine cuz Dolemite is way too old

Salah you're still on ignore til you get rid of that stupid alias so quit saying hi

At some point it stops being an alias you know

[stinkbutt]

also what you can't see in my avatar is that he is wearing a Slipknot hoodie and with the lead singer of some crappy female fronted metal band

[TommyboyUNM]

Mine cuz Dolemite is way too old


Dolemite is also way too dead. In his prime, Dolemite had some wicked fuckin karate chops. With that said, I think your avatar would win. Though, I think my avatar would get way more pussy.


Tommy, who do you think would win in a fight? My avatar or stinkbutt's?


In order of toughest avatars: stinkbutt's > mine > Ragey's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Randy's

[rage patton]

I dunno man, it's a cowboy cat. If he didn't kill you first, you would be rended useless due to laughing so hard.

[Cherita Chen]

Animal>>>>any of y'alls avatars

[Blinken]

I think mine wins, just sayin.

[EpicFaceMelt]

In order of toughest avatars: stinkbutt's > mine > Ragey's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Randy's

New sig? SupreChris needs to be recognized .. you know, to help him come out of the closet and everything.

[stinkbutt]

Dolemite is also way too dead. In his prime, Dolemite had some wicked fuckin karate chops. With that said, I think your avatar would win. Though, I think my avatar would get way more pussy.

http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo156/stinkbutt-fart/l_4126512a75c2ee896a52f36e53d9ff08.jpg

http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo156/stinkbutt-fart/l_345c22a516157772810f6e79872cc9e7.png

nope I get way more pussy

[Cherita Chen]

New sig? SupreChris needs to be recognized .. you know, to help him come out of the closet and everything.

It must really suck to be pushing 30 and still in the closest. I can't even imagine....



http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo156/stinkbutt-fart/l_345c22a516157772810f6e79872cc9e7.png

Is this Paulb's actual groin? Not that I care or anything...

[Blinken]

Again I must say since it might have been lost at the end of the last page, mine would bust caps in all of your asses.

[rage patton]

COWBOY CAT BITCHES!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/joshmusic88/MeBeckyMarkTessaCoachella.jpg

[TommyboyUNM]

Maybe we should just rename this "The Thread in which EpicFaceMelt and stinkbutt rip on every member of this board."


Do me next!


I tried looking up Dolemite pics with his ladies, but they were all naked and in bliss laying next to him in bed. Dolemite gets more pussy than damn-near anybody. It's a proven fact.

[Mr. Dylanja]

My omnipotent avatar > everything

[stinkbutt]

COWBOY CAT BITCHES!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/joshmusic88/MeBeckyMarkTessaCoachella.jpg

Good point the pussy with the mustache is begging for it

[Cherita Chen]

Do I really have to whip out the greatest of all avatars?

[Cherita Chen]

http://www.beckbeckbeck.net/pictures/futurama/beck_futurama1.jpg

[stinkbutt]

Do me next!

Dolemite's best movie ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Money_Hustlas

[Mr. Dylanja]

Jesus, Hippie, I give crueler insults to Tommy when I'm complimenting him :nono

[stinkbutt]

I thought we were just attacking avatars but I guess

I have seen Tommy fit his mouth around an entire Chipotle burrito

[Cherita Chen]

Really?

Helloooo Tommy :cat

[mattpach]

hahaha

[TommyboyUNM]

Really?

Helloooo Tommy :cat


:winkiss

[stinkbutt]

Jesus, Hippie, I give crueler insults to Tommy when I'm complimenting him :nono

http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstuntazz/ichstun.jpg

[Cherita Chen]

Yikes! Do not want

[TommyboyUNM]

I don't know where to start you fucking spic. First of all, you don't do any good drugs. You're what 26? and you just tried shrooms for the first time a couple months ago, congrats! Oh and Rage Against The Machine is one of your favorite bands so that says a lot right there.


You better watch it. I have pics of you and Mikey going to town on each other in Dylan's bedroom when you guys were rolling.

[amyzzz]

that would be the time to do that.

[Blinken]

http://www.beckbeckbeck.net/pictures/futurama/beck_futurama1.jpg

Wow, another picture of Beck, how shocking. :rolleyes You know you could create a macro to automatically post for you and no one would even notice.

[Cherita Chen]

How rude

[Cherita Chen]

totally uncalled for

[paulb]

Is this Paulb's actual groin? Not that I care or anything...

no, that photo is not from me... you've seen my photo.

[rage patton]

The Dead Weather for Bonnaroo!

Third Man Studios is now open in Nashville... I know where I will be visiting after Bonnaroo.

[Blinken]

Their first album comes out in June too. . . .

[rage patton]

Exactly. This has to happen. It couldn't be any more perfect! They gotta keep the Jack White streak going. TWS in 07, Raconteurs in 08, The Dead Weather in 09!

[faxman75]

Hey Josh, how goes it.

So Dead Weather is another Jack White project?

[amyzzz]

I would cry.

[rage patton]

I am doin' alright Fax. I really should be doing a paper right now, but this new Jack White project has me distracted and excited. I made a thead about them. Check it out.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Faxy, where did the "fax" nickname originate?

[rage patton]

Good question.

[Blinken]

http://digitalderek.typepad.com/sawxblog/photos/2008/regular_season/june/manny_ramirez_500.jpg

[Mr. Dylanja]

Wrong color, Blinkmeister :nono

[Blinken]

I know he should be wearing Dodger Blue :D

(Seriously it was hard to find a picture with the number 500, all that google would give me is climate change pictures)

[Mr. Dylanja]

Oops, nevermind, you can return the :nono my way. I thought it was some White Sox Blog reference for the term "faxman"...

[Blinken]

:nono

He said before that he used to be the faxman at a law firm or something.

[Mr. Dylanja]

So, he was the "mailroom guy"?

[faxman75]

Blinken is correct. Before I moved to Arizona I was a fax operator at a law firm. A law firm so huge with so many voluminous documents they needed an entire department dedicated to sending, receiving and delivering faxes. I never expected it to become a real life nick name and boy has it. Pretty much all my friends call me that. The only people who don't are my old school friends that I grew up with in Chicago.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Is it a self-appointed nickname and what do your Chi-town friends call you?

I also love how amazing you make the law firm sound, Fax Operator.

[TommyboyUNM]

Does this law firm have candy cane slides that go into swimming pools of chocolate?

[faxman75]

Is it a self-appointed nickname and what do your Chi-town friends call you?


It's just a name I have used on this message board and the old Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers message board. So it's self appointed because I picked it as a board name I suppose and when I was meeting new people I would just let them call me either some variation of fax or Mark. For most it's easier to remember the board name I guess.



I also love how amazing you make the law firm sound, Fax Operator.

I could make it sound a lot more amazing. This is a huge corporate law firm with political ties and high power attorneys. It was really a nice place to work with lots of perks. They pretty much exclusively recruited out of Harvard, Yale and Princeton.

[faxman75]

Does this law firm have candy cane slides that go into swimming pools of chocolate?

I would have never quit since Willie Wonka is probably my favorite movie of all time.

[chiapet]

Does this law firm have candy cane slides that go into swimming pools of chocolate?

Dude, you know there were dotcoms with that sort of thing. I've been DOWN that slide.

Can we back up a sec and someone explain why you were talking about Luda? New rumor? Don't get my hopes up.

[JSam67]

Luda, guys? Grossssssssssss.

So, is David Byrne really playing on Friday? I saw rage mention it but no one elaborated... I hope not, Friday is so damn loaded.

[chiapet]

JSAM, I'm having trouble figuring out what music you DO like. :)

[rage patton]

Luda, guys? Grossssssssssss.

So, is David Byrne really playing on Friday? I saw rage mention it but no one elaborated... I hope not, Friday is so damn loaded.

Thats what the Roo board says. Friday is insanely stacked.

[TommyboyUNM]

Luda, guys? Grossssssssssss.

So, is David Byrne really playing on Friday? I saw rage mention it but no one elaborated... I hope not, Friday is so damn loaded.


Seriously, fuck that Luda nonsense. Thanks for being a voice of reason, JSam. And Rage mentions a lot of things. Doesn't make them true.

[chiapet]

My completely pointless post of the night (well first one) is that my apartment smells AWESOME right now. I'm making uber spicy chili, and also some sort of random pseudo-provencial style stewed chicken, and somehow the smells aren't competing in a bad way. Mmmmm.

[JSam67]

Well, chia, uh, not Ludacris...

I often feel like I'm the only one in this thread who's even slightly selective about his/her taste in music. A lot of music sucks, why would I want to listen to it?

[chiapet]

snob :)

[TommyboyUNM]

Well, chia, uh, not Ludacris...

I often feel like I'm the only one in this thread who's even slightly selective about his/her taste in music. A lot of music sucks, why would I want to listen to it?


I don't know, I've spent a lot of time in this thread arguing with various folks about how much their music tastes suck *looks at chia* I'm fairly selective with my music.

[chiapet]

Whatever, I certainly don't need validation from the likes of you two. I know I rock.

[rage patton]

Seriously, fuck that Luda nonsense. Thanks for being a voice of reason, JSam. And Rage mentions a lot of things. Doesn't make them true.

I didn't mention it. The Bonnaroo board did.

[JSam67]

I don't know, I've spent a lot of time in this thread arguing with various folks about how much their music tastes suck *looks at chia* I'm fairly selective with my music.

That's true. You, Tim and I are definitely more selective.

chia, what ten bands are you most likely to listen to on any given day of the week? Ten go-to bands. I'll think about this, too.

Tommy, you too. I bet ours are similar. And anyone else that wants to play along. I come off as a hater a lot but some of you just like/suggest bands I genuinely dislike. :)

[TommyboyUNM]

Whatever, I certainly don't need validation from the likes of you two. I know I rock.

You crave our validation. You NEED it.


I didn't mention it. The Bonnaroo board did.

That was just more of an opportunity for me to call you out on always being so sure about the set times.

[JSam67]

That was just more of an opportunity for me to call you out on always being so sure about the set times.

That's how he posts about everything. It's like he has insider information. Marco does this, too.

[Mr. Dylanja]

I like Luda, however, the one time I saw him I boo'd him throughout his entire set!

Outkast was next, what was I supposed to do?

[TommyboyUNM]

That's true. You, Tim and I are definitely more selective.

chia, what ten bands are you most likely to listen to on any given day of the week? Ten go-to bands. I'll think about this, too.

Tommy, you too. I bet ours are similar. And anyone else that wants to play along. I come off as a hater a lot but some of you just like/suggest bands I genuinely dislike. :)


Hmm, the 10 bands I listen to most often. Let's see:

Radiohead, Tool, Sigur Ros, Nine Inch Nails, My Morning Jacket, Massive Attack, Pink Floyd, Rage Against The Machine, The Black Keys, M83 (Very heavy rotation lately)

What says you, JSam? Chia?

[TommyboyUNM]

That's how he posts about everything. It's like he has insider information. Marco does this, too.


You are SO right with this. Haha. Marco is trying to get me excited about the possibility of Tool at Lollapalooza.

[rage patton]

That was just more of an opportunity for me to call you out on always being so sure about the set times.

So sue me for having an oppinion.


That's how he posts about everything. It's like he has insider information. Marco does this, too.

I do not post like I have insider information. I usually put something like "I think" or "I have a feeling" in front of my posts where I talk about set times.

Jesus, if it bugs you guys so much I will try and stop.

[JSam67]

Mine would be, lately:

Radiohead, LCD Soundsystem, M83, Talking Heads, The Cure, My Bloody Valentine, Silversun Pickups, Band of Horses, Sigur Ros, Arcade Fire.

A couple of those switch up a bit based on what festival lineup or show I'm getting excited about.

[faxman75]

My music is the bestest.