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Stefinitely Maybe
10-21-2008, 01:33 PM
Makes an awesome Christmas gift for the lady (or gaypalmsprings) in your life. (http://headostate.com/)

thefunkylama
10-21-2008, 01:59 PM
oh my god. I can't imagine what you do in your spare time to find these things.

Stefinitely Maybe
10-21-2008, 02:00 PM
Alma, if I get to be your Coachella Messageboard Secret Santa this year, that's what you're getting.

thefunkylama
10-21-2008, 02:05 PM
hahahahaha omfg. good luck to me explaining to my boyfriend why people are sending me dildos for christmas.

also i contemplated telling you that this belongs in the "interracial friendships and you" thread.

bug on your lip
10-21-2008, 02:09 PM
if i get Alma for Secret Santa i will also send her one...

Stuff would get a Lando dildo

BROKENDOLL
10-21-2008, 02:29 PM
It only comes in blue or gold? My, is that politically correct or racist? I guess, if used properly it really doesn't matter, right?

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 02:37 PM
Fucking sterling work from thefunkylama in this thread. And yeah, how does one "stumble" across something like this...?

Blinken
10-21-2008, 02:45 PM
I know what i am getting Ally for Christmas.

captncrzy
10-21-2008, 02:51 PM
I'm scared shitless to click on the link from work

thefunkylama
10-21-2008, 02:52 PM
It's everything you imagine it will be, only a little more creepy.

whynotsmile99
10-21-2008, 05:54 PM
why do dildos have balls?

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 05:57 PM
That's a fine question...

allyjoy
10-21-2008, 05:58 PM
I know what i am getting Ally for Christmas.

If you don't follow through, I am so axing you from my friends... but since you never gave me my grinder... you should consider this for my bday... I hold your NIN ticket as hostage.

menikmati
10-21-2008, 05:58 PM
to make it like real life

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-21-2008, 05:58 PM
why do dildos have balls?

Pst! Duh, its for grabbing.

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 06:00 PM
Hmm, I think I've decided I don't want to keep getting email notifications from this thread...

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-21-2008, 06:02 PM
I didn't know you can do that with any threads...

woogie846
10-21-2008, 06:02 PM
That looks nothing like Obama.

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 06:05 PM
Yes, that's what you'd buy it for. The realism.

whynotsmile99
10-21-2008, 06:51 PM
haahha i love the logo

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 06:53 PM
Return Policy

Uh...

Goodtoknow
10-21-2008, 06:59 PM
http://headostate.com/images/template_nagel_25.png

the first time john mccain made me smile.

allyjoy
10-21-2008, 07:00 PM
you mean this one?
http://headostate.com/images/template_nagel_26.png

captncrzy
10-21-2008, 07:02 PM
Of all the colors they could make it....

it's the dong of a white man

allyjoy
10-21-2008, 07:04 PM
your choices are gold or blue? what white man has a gold dick? and why haven't I met him yet?

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 07:06 PM
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/goldmember.jpg

allyjoy
10-21-2008, 07:07 PM
MP, you are by far my favourite European

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 07:12 PM
Yeah, but my competition on that score includes Mussolini and Hitler.

Goodtoknow
10-21-2008, 07:13 PM
AND that hot icelandic chick.

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 07:42 PM
Gah!

Right, I had hilarious plans of going to find some other Icelandic chick that I could post a picture of in mock confusion, but apparently there are no other Icelandic chicks known to the Internet.

Damn Iceland.

Goodtoknow
10-21-2008, 07:52 PM
they don't have da intrawebzzzzzzzzzzzzz

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 07:54 PM
I can't believe I just caught myself wiki'ing Iceland. Damn internet.

fatbastard
10-21-2008, 07:55 PM
I wonder if it includes an attachment for brushing your teeth.

Astrid
10-21-2008, 10:26 PM
the website should be barackmycock.com

boarderwoozel3
10-22-2008, 12:09 AM
What? Is there no market for a short, stubby, awkward faux McCain Wang? So what if it's shaped like a diamond?

gaypalmsprings
10-22-2008, 07:09 AM
I wish it was ebony.

HEADSTRUCK
10-22-2008, 08:21 AM
already have one