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SoulDischarge
10-17-2008, 11:30 AM
If you haven't seen the documentary or otherwise don't know what they are, hell houses are Christian haunted houses designed to show the tragic outcomes of a sinful life. They look pretty hilarious and I really want to go to one this year. Has anyone been?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_house

humanoid
10-17-2008, 11:31 AM
that sounds pretty awesome...might as well go check out what most of us are destined for!

chairmenmeow47
10-17-2008, 11:31 AM
If you haven't seen the documentary or otherwise don't know what they are, hell houses are Christian haunted houses designed to show the tragic outcomes of a sinful life. They look pretty hilarious and I really want to go to one this year. Has anyone been?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_house

from the article:


Hell houses typically emphasize the belief that anyone who does not accept Christ as their personal savior is damned to Hell.


so what's that room like? some person just standing there, not believing in jesus? OH MY GOD, I'M SO SCARED! :p

fiyahhh!
10-17-2008, 11:33 AM
I heard they have an aborted fetuses room.

allyjoy
10-17-2008, 11:35 AM
This reminds me of a couple of Simpsons episodes which in turn made me giggle. Especially Homer & donuts.

chairmenmeow47
10-17-2008, 11:39 AM
This reminds me of a couple of Simpsons episodes which in turn made me giggle. Especially Homer & donuts.

and here we have a vision in rasberry creme...

bumper31
10-17-2008, 01:00 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070294/

SoulDischarge
10-17-2008, 01:03 PM
Here's the page from one in Ohio:

http://www.srcog.com/hell%20house.htm

Apparently, school shootings happen because there's no prayer in classrooms. You learn something every day. Although my favorite part is at the bottom:

"(sorry, photo not available for heaven you must experience it)"

CalmerThanYou
10-17-2008, 01:03 PM
I heard they have an aborted fetuses room.

Yeah, the dining room

bmack86
10-17-2008, 01:06 PM
Ahahahahahaha. I really want to go to that now.

allyjoy
10-17-2008, 01:15 PM
I like how God doesn't want you to use spell check or be good with grammar.

Blinken
10-17-2008, 02:23 PM
I like how God doesn't want you to use spell check or be good with grammar.

Yeah, i guess it is true God is Black.

allyjoy
10-17-2008, 02:27 PM
I thought He was one of your backwoods colorado cousins.

Blinken
10-17-2008, 02:30 PM
No, Joe Bob is not God no matter what he told he while you were sucking his cock.

allyjoy
10-17-2008, 02:31 PM
Actually, everytime I suck cock, they call me God. Please get your facts straight. :)

Hopeless Semantic
10-17-2008, 02:32 PM
I visited one when I was in high school with a couple friends of mine. Their interpretation of practicing sex before marriage display was kinda ghoulish. It had a guy who apparently turned green from the HIV and wound up killing his nanny and parents. I'm surprised the Fundies didn't blame him getting the HIV from his Salvatrucha housekeeper.

Hopeless Semantic
10-17-2008, 02:33 PM
Actually, everytime I suck cock, they call me God. Please get your facts straight. :)

I call you Allah, Ally.

Blinken
10-17-2008, 02:36 PM
Joe said that you only let him fuck you up the ass because he was God. So does that mean you just let anyone fuck you up the ass? Or was it the Extacy?

allyjoy
10-17-2008, 02:37 PM
Joe is white which means he's a liar.

Blinken
10-17-2008, 02:39 PM
Why you gotta bring race into this?

allyjoy
10-17-2008, 03:02 PM
Why did your people have to enslave mine for 400 years? Shit happens.

Blinken
10-17-2008, 03:08 PM
We needed cotton and already killed all the indians, so who else was going to do it?

cansei de ser sexme
10-17-2008, 04:34 PM
They seen how Satan had deceived this young lady into believing that she was born a lesbian and she had died from aids.

They seen...

humanoid
10-17-2008, 07:35 PM
We needed cotton and already killed all the indians, so who else was going to do it?

that's pretty much it

frozen pilgrim
10-17-2008, 07:55 PM
We needed cotton and already killed all the indians, so who else was going to do it?

mexicans?

SoulDischarge
10-17-2008, 10:54 PM
mexicans?

We hadn't figured out manifest destiny yet. Enslaving Mexicans is more of a current legacy.

allyjoy
10-18-2008, 01:54 AM
We hadn't figured out manifest destiny yet. Enslaving Mexicans is more of a current legacy.

If you weren't gay, I would have to fuck you. :thu