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MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 09:10 AM
Just wondering how long it will take us to turn any given thread into a bizarre incoherent row. Shouldn't be too hard, especially with such an obviously inflammatory subject.

So, what do you think of cotton wool, in a bowl of flour, with milk gently being poured on it? Have you literally no opinion on the subject whatsoever? Do you barely understand the concept? Are you going to post at length about it anyway? Are you merely apathetic? Are you way better at being apathetic than I am? Am I a douche for being so apathetic?

Do you just understand it better than I do, generally, simply because I'm obviously a defectively minded idiot? Is that because you are a piece of cotton wool in a bowl of flour with milk gently being poured on it, or just because I'm a puppet of the corporate media who believes all I read and hear? Maybe it's the government's fault? Is it my fault for not single-handedly disposing of that government?

Go on, school me on the subject, you know you want to. Let the hate rain down!

frozen pilgrim
10-16-2008, 09:11 AM
fuck you!


;)
<3

TomAz
10-16-2008, 09:12 AM
I thought wool came from sheep.

anti-square
10-16-2008, 09:13 AM
But this is cotton wool.

samiksha
10-16-2008, 09:14 AM
fitter

happier

more productive

TomAz
10-16-2008, 09:16 AM
Cotton wool? That's like saying metal wood. It doesn't make any sense.

anti-square
10-16-2008, 09:17 AM
But steel wool does

samiksha
10-16-2008, 09:17 AM
i just substituted wool for ball

samiksha
10-16-2008, 09:18 AM
and i guess ignored the "piece of" part

faxman75
10-16-2008, 09:19 AM
I'm so confused, how does this thread differ from the rest of the inane ramblings?

locachica73
10-16-2008, 09:19 AM
how about cottonwood?

TomAz
10-16-2008, 09:21 AM
ok. A piece of a cotton ball in a bowl with flour and milk.

All you need to do now is pee in it and you'll have a fine art project.

SoulDischarge
10-16-2008, 09:21 AM
What does everyone hate most about MissingPerson?

Blinken
10-16-2008, 09:23 AM
The key is to boil the milk first, then after you pour it over the flour and cotton, you bake it at 350 for 2 hours, and enjoy.

amyzzz
10-16-2008, 09:25 AM
Must be a British/Irish/Scottish/Welsh thing, (heck, maybe even a Cornish thing). I know there is a Lamb song called "Cotton Wool." (British band)

CalmerThanYou
10-16-2008, 09:28 AM
this is a real cry for help, missing.

samiksha
10-16-2008, 09:30 AM
Cotton wool consists of silky fibers taken from cotton plants in their raw state. Impurities, such as seeds, are removed and the cotton is then bleached and sterilized. It is also a refined product (absorbent cotton in U.S. usage) which has medical, cosmetic and many other practical uses.

sounds like a cotton ball to me.

rage patton
10-16-2008, 09:32 AM
*meow*

TomAz
10-16-2008, 09:35 AM
What does everyone hate most about MissingPerson?

I like Missing Person and I am all for any attempt to shake the board out of its doldrums. I support this thread.

CalmerThanYou
10-16-2008, 09:36 AM
What does everyone hate most about MissingPerson?

that she wont post her pic.



















slut.

SoulDischarge
10-16-2008, 09:38 AM
I like Missing Person and I am all for any attempt to shake the board out of its doldrums. I support this thread.

That's never going to happen if everyone plays nice.

So let's hear it. Is it her incoherent ramblings? Her Irishness? Her drunkeness? (sorry to be redundant) Her obvious verbal superiority? Arcade Fire? Lack of posted picture? Non acceptance of marriage proposals?

marooko
10-16-2008, 09:43 AM
that she wont post her pic.



















slut.

tease.

TomAz
10-16-2008, 09:58 AM
That's never going to happen if everyone plays nice.

fair point, I'll start.

what you want people to snipe at each other like some halfwitted reality TV program? would that get your rocks off you steaming pile of quivering tripe? would that bring a smile to your drooling mess of a piehole?


ok, your turn.

bug on your lip
10-16-2008, 10:01 AM
cotton tease slut

marooko
10-16-2008, 10:04 AM
she said "hands bereft", i dont think i can hate.

bug on your lip
10-16-2008, 10:07 AM
you can't hate

thats why u make such good laborers

Quadromarshia
10-16-2008, 10:07 AM
I dunno about cotton in milk....



But I do know a guy named Mylo who's got some chocolate covered cotton he's trying to get rid of....

marooko
10-16-2008, 10:10 AM
you can't hate

thats why u make such good laborers

you're asking for the knife, bug. dont think i forgot.

allyjoy
10-16-2008, 10:10 AM
wait... isn't this thread about yeast infections?

marooko
10-16-2008, 10:11 AM
sort of, i think.

TomAz
10-16-2008, 10:13 AM
she should just eat some yogurt.

BROKENDOLL
10-16-2008, 10:41 AM
Just skip the cotton, flour, and milk, and follow me! I'll show you how to turn this thread into a bizarre incoherent row!

TomAz
10-16-2008, 12:14 PM
nothing is bizarre any more when it comes to your incoherency, bd

bmack86
10-16-2008, 12:21 PM
You can't just hand Frozen Pilgrim a thread and expect him to explode. It happens when you least expect, at posts you wouldn't expect.

Missingperson, you missed the point.

But, kudos for being one of the new posters that is actually enjoyable to read. Dammit.

MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 12:35 PM
Pff, like Frozen Pilgrim is the only person here who zooms off onto a demented tangent of insensible internet rage. Besides, he's Canadian, and incapable of true anger. You know every time he types a single word of it, he apologises aloud.

Also, shame on y'all. Here we are on page two, and there's been nary a word about my sexual organs, my momma, or indeed, my momma's sexual organs. You're losing it, Coachella board.


So let's hear it. Is it her incoherent ramblings? Her Irishness? Her drunkeness? (sorry to be redundant) Her obvious verbal superiority? Arcade Fire? Lack of posted picture? Non acceptance of marriage proposals?

My Irishness, drunkeness, verbal superiority, lack of posted picture and nonacceptance or marriage proposals are all valid hatin' fuel. The others, of course, cannot make a thing bad. That would be like dividing by zero, not liking Power Out. Foolish nonsense.

TomAz
10-16-2008, 12:37 PM
post a picture of your mam's fanny.

MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 12:38 PM
That's more like it.

It means a lot to me that you're reaching across the Atlantic like that, TomAz.

locachica73
10-16-2008, 12:39 PM
You know now that some guy is going to be posting pictures of some mothers sexual organs. FABULOUS!!! :)

MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 12:42 PM
Still be less awful than :

a) The no face guy -
b) The gout -
c) The weird shit growing out of people -

threads.

locachica73
10-16-2008, 12:45 PM
or the dude with huge fake breasts and armpit hair, that was a bit disturbing to see in the middle of the night and caused some strange dreams that I do not want analyzed. I luckily avoided the gout thread.

MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 12:47 PM
I was blessedly spared the armpit hair breast man. But God, I'd give anything to unsee that eye bot. I can't decide if that's irony or not.

TomAz
10-16-2008, 12:48 PM
It means a lot to me that you're reaching across the Atlantic like that, TomAz.

now say 'please sir may I have another' in that irish accent. just like your momma does.

fiyahhh!
10-16-2008, 01:11 PM
zowie!

fiyahhh!
10-16-2008, 01:16 PM
Also, shame on y'all. Here we are on page two, and there's been nary a word about my sexual organs, my momma, or indeed, my momma's sexual organs. You're losing it, Coachella board.


Yo momma's sexual organs' so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.

MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 01:17 PM
!

Good show, sir!

fiyahhh!
10-16-2008, 01:17 PM
Yo momma gots so much armpit hair she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 01:20 PM
That would work way better if I knew who/ what Buckwheat was.

Hang on, I'll google.

MissingPerson
10-16-2008, 01:20 PM
Done!

Whoa.

Pixiessp
10-16-2008, 04:17 PM
yo mamma,the crack ho hooker,went in to the hospital for an appendectomy and they sewed up the wrong hole.

now she make money on the side.

fiyahhh!
10-16-2008, 09:34 PM
yo momma so nasty I phoned her to say hello and ended up with an ear infection. (Not your momma, Pixiessp.)

All That I Am
10-16-2008, 09:48 PM
So, what do you think of cotton wool, in a bowl of flour, with milk gently being poured on it?



Why it all gotta be white?!

All That I Am
10-16-2008, 09:50 PM
Oh yeah and yo momma so fat when she has to haul ass she gotta come back for a second trip just to get it all.

CalmerThanYou
10-17-2008, 08:53 AM
Just wondering how long it will take us to turn any given thread into a bizarre incoherent row. Shouldn't be too hard, especially with such an obviously inflammatory subject.

So, what do you think of cotton wool, in a bowl of flour, with milk gently being poured on it? Have you literally no opinion on the subject whatsoever? Do you barely understand the concept? Are you going to post at length about it anyway? Are you merely apathetic? Are you way better at being apathetic than I am? Am I a douche for being so apathetic?

Do you just understand it better than I do, generally, simply because I'm obviously a defectively minded idiot? Is that because you are a piece of cotton wool in a bowl of flour with milk gently being poured on it, or just because I'm a puppet of the corporate media who believes all I read and hear? Maybe it's the government's fault? Is it my fault for not single-handedly disposing of that government?

Go on, school me on the subject, you know you want to. Let the hate rain down!


Ummm, i think FTW this is what bulimics do?

RotationSlimWang
10-17-2008, 09:05 AM
That's not milk. Enjoy your piece of cotton and my milk.

chairmenmeow47
10-17-2008, 09:09 AM
this thread keeps making me think of papier-mâché and how i need to start construction on my halloween costume. thanks for reminding me :)

sorry, that wasn't snarky at all. i just can't hate on one of the coolest girls here!!!

Deviate_420
10-17-2008, 09:10 AM
I read this thread and now my head is gonna explode...

amyzzz
10-17-2008, 09:10 AM
I read this thread and now my head is gonna explode...Which head?

TomAz
10-17-2008, 09:59 AM
Oh, amy.

PotVsKtl
10-17-2008, 10:16 AM
So everything soothing and non-confrontational is white?

RotationSlimWang
10-17-2008, 10:22 AM
So everything soothing and non-confrontational is white?

Except for you.


Saran wrap. Marinara.

PotVsKtl
10-17-2008, 10:28 AM
Polygamy.

RotationSlimWang
10-17-2008, 10:29 AM
Polygamy.

Is that a proposition?

Pixiessp
10-17-2008, 11:50 AM
Which head?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t18/Pixiessp/two_headed_turtle.jpg

fiyahhh!
10-17-2008, 03:14 PM
OMG! A real teenage mutant ninja turtle! Except without the ninja part. And i doubt it's a teenager yet.

Pixiessp
10-17-2008, 03:43 PM
I love that turtle. i wish it were mine.

MissingPerson
10-18-2008, 06:22 AM
OMG! A real teenage mutant ninja turtle! Except without the ninja part. And i doubt it's a teenager yet.

Too indecisive for ninjawork.

fiyahhh!
10-18-2008, 08:15 AM
What's too indecisive? The turtle's genes or my observation?

MissingPerson
10-18-2008, 08:20 AM
The turtle. Right Mutant Turtle Brain favours logic and technique. Left Mutant Turtle Brain favours creativity and flair. Ninja's can't afford to waste the precious split-second it takes to resolve the dispute.

All That I Am
10-18-2008, 10:02 AM
seeing that picture of the turtle made me wonder..."If I had two penises would i piss out of both or one at a time?"

fiyahhh!
10-18-2008, 10:20 AM
don't cross the streams!

BROKENDOLL
10-18-2008, 11:15 AM
seeing that picture of the turtle made me wonder..."If I had two penises would i piss out of both or one at a time?"Forget pissing. If you had two penises, I'd rather see you try blending and whipping the cotton wool, flour, and milk into something with them!

MissingPerson
10-18-2008, 12:01 PM
That's one striking image, BD.

M Sparks
10-18-2008, 12:32 PM
"If I had two penises would i piss out of both or one at a time?"

What, you think you'll have a choice?

Mr Control over here thinks he's quite the cocksmith.

BROKENDOLL
10-18-2008, 01:27 PM
That's one striking image, BD. Only if you accidently get too close while's he's whipping and beating.

BROKENDOLL
10-18-2008, 01:30 PM
What, you think you'll have a choice?

Mr Control over here thinks he's quite the cocksmith.Once again, forget pissing...Wait 'til he has to think, and won't know which head to use! That oughta keep him from becoming cocksure.

MissingPerson
10-21-2008, 03:50 PM
Man, we had a good thing going there for a while. Sigh.

amyzzz
10-22-2008, 02:04 PM
this one was kind neat-ish.