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emtgreg
10-11-2008, 07:30 PM
SRSLY GUYS

actually, no, seriously!

Boourns
10-11-2008, 07:32 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/ugly.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-11-2008, 07:36 PM
In the gobi tent....

MissingPerson
10-11-2008, 07:38 PM
Just... leave Britney alone!

HunterGather
10-11-2008, 07:53 PM
In the Sahara, doing a bunch of those electro-dance stuff from BLACKOUT

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-11-2008, 07:59 PM
Actually I would like to hear Toxic live....

boarderwoozel3
10-11-2008, 08:01 PM
She could duet with Uffie.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-11-2008, 08:04 PM
She could duet with Uffie.

or make out...

emtgreg
10-11-2008, 08:16 PM
fingerbang on the main!

TheWatcher
10-11-2008, 08:20 PM
:rotfl

--Thanks, I was feeling depressed, and needed to laugh.

DRcube
10-11-2008, 08:21 PM
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/ADORE_CHANEL/celebs/h5h5bt.jpg

she could dj for britney!!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-11-2008, 08:28 PM
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/ADORE_CHANEL/celebs/h5h5bt.jpg

she could bj for britney!!

fixed.

shakermaker113
10-11-2008, 10:10 PM
britney spears reunion!

boarderwoozel3
10-11-2008, 10:18 PM
or make out...

Holy shit, can you imagine the diseases that would be transferred?!?! Rather combined to form a super strain of oral herpes unlike anything even the nastiest of sororitys has ever seen. The ultimate face melt!!

http://lh4.ggpht.com/desmanthus/ReNHO6ppK4I/AAAAAAAAASQ/1t9kjR2LAFA/s800/satanbritney.jpg

*Edit: But I have faith Uffie would still find a way to dry, crush and snort it...

sbessiso
10-12-2008, 03:21 AM
You know where i'll be

Memorial_07
10-12-2008, 08:24 AM
can she have a reunion with K-fed and it will include her dropping her babies?

emtgreg
10-12-2008, 11:19 AM
dropping off her babies at a nebraska hospital??

ArcadeParade
10-12-2008, 12:35 PM
Actually I would like to hear Toxic live....

I've seen it at 'Rock in Rio', in Portugal, in '04.

I think it might have been her last show before she broke a leg and then started spiraling out of control...it was weird. the set had a storyline if I remember correctly.

humanoid
10-12-2008, 02:51 PM
or make out...

only way I could support this

oftheheartofthesoul
10-12-2008, 06:40 PM
Yeah............okay. Sure, that's................yeah..........alright....... ....sure. Yeah.

sbessiso
10-12-2008, 06:43 PM
theres no fucking way I would miss watching the train wreck live in person with my own two eyes. Ninth grade (and 10th, 11th, 12th, 7th and 8th, 1st year of college) Salah would never let it happen

emtgreg
10-12-2008, 08:05 PM
yes, and most of us would be there too, and shit, half of LA would go, what a way to kick off her tour??

:D

gaypalmsprings
10-12-2008, 08:08 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080218/britney_spears2.jpg

Jman4321
10-12-2008, 08:15 PM
http://www.celeblite.com/_ups/britney-ugly-temp.jpg

sbessiso
10-12-2008, 08:16 PM
she's so fucked up. I love it. I can relate ;)

gaypalmsprings
10-12-2008, 08:46 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/BritneyCarWENN_468x432.jpg

Amneeziac
10-13-2008, 12:43 AM
http://o.aolcdn.com/feedgallery/india/i/m/music_hot_bodies/hotbodies_08_2911_430xx.jpg

I would take that over this:

http://cdn.stereogum.com/img/hot_chip-press08.jpg

Jman4321
10-13-2008, 01:54 AM
http://www.usmagazine.com/files/brit_blog_130.jpg

djoz187
10-13-2008, 09:42 AM
no but srsly main stage!!

brenda
10-13-2008, 11:26 AM
yesssss britney spears was my very first concert lmao, whether u hate or love her... shed entertain ...

rage patton
10-13-2008, 11:47 AM
Wait... are Frozen Pilgrim and Britney related? All these pink wig shots lead me to no other conclusion.

emtgreg
10-14-2008, 07:13 PM
er

since I don't know how to break this news...I will just post the link:


http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b63595_britney_spears_ready_hit_road.html

Jman4321
10-15-2008, 12:53 AM
er

since I don't know how to break this news...I will just post the link:


http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b63595_britney_spears_ready_hit_road.html


Sign of the Apocalypse

OnAJourney
10-15-2008, 07:42 AM
in that article it states:
"Spears just signed a deal with the megahuge live entertainment company AEG to produce the whole shebang, my source says."

Isn't Goldenvoice and AEG affiliated?
Plus: I read on a website that she might start her tour on April 20, 2009-
she even has a clue to that in her newest video:
tours do usually start on the west coast...
http://worldofbritney.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/powerdvd-2008-10-12-03-09-21-79.jpg
don't take it to literal, I know I'm not

Jman4321
10-15-2008, 02:52 PM
In all honesty Britney Spears would get booed off the stage. Thousands upon thousands of her fans could come and they would still be outweighed by the regualr coachella demographic that doesn't happen to like bubblegum pop. Which is calculable to equal 95%.

djoz187
12-01-2008, 11:16 PM
Britney 2009 LA Area Dates

Thu, 04/16/09
08:00 PM
STAPLES Center
Los Angeles, CA

Sat, 04/18/09
TBA
Empire Polo Fields - Coachella 2009
Indio, CA

Sun, 04/19/09
08:00 PM
Honda Center
Anaheim, CA

Best Bday Present EVER

nationocean
12-01-2008, 11:23 PM
why not.

boarderwoozel3
12-02-2008, 01:28 AM
Bleh. People need to see the actual lineup more than I thought. This shit is getting out of control.

thewindowliquor
12-02-2008, 01:45 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/soupa/BritneySpears.png

Jman4321
12-02-2008, 01:47 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/soupa/BritneySpears.png

looks like she's about to catch a roast turkey her manager's chucked at her

JSam67
12-02-2008, 01:50 AM
I'm glad AEG scheduled her like this. Confuse/scare Coachella regulars into ridiculously thinking she's a possibility, while probably keeping her fans away on at least the Sunday of Coachella.

boarderwoozel3
12-02-2008, 01:50 AM
Jabba the Slut.

Jman4321
12-02-2008, 01:58 AM
http://arablondoner.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/fat-britney.jpg

Picture next to the definition of "Horking" in the dictionary.

boarderwoozel3
12-02-2008, 02:00 AM
Putrid.

ivankay
12-02-2008, 03:55 AM
Please, no. i have no problem with her as an attendee. As a performer she comes off as another hollow, over choreographed pop tard. She's been nice to look at on occasion and has her name connected to at least one great song (Toxic), but her being on the bill at Coachella would only reek of nepotism. This is in no way the same thing as Madonna.

sbessiso
12-02-2008, 04:36 AM
:(

I don't want her there either, but she has problems man.

ivankay
12-02-2008, 04:51 AM
i feel for her and hope only the best. It does appear she is having some success in her recovery and congratulations to her. She has shown love for Coachella by showing up and hopefully that's the reason for the gap in her schedule. More than likely it is to make room for an additional Staples show if sales go well.

gaypalmsprings
12-02-2008, 06:38 AM
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/105181.jpg

malcolmjamalawesome
12-02-2008, 06:45 AM
i feel for her and hope only the best. It does appear she is having some success in her recovery and congratulations to her. She has shown love for Coachella by showing up and hopefully that's the reason for the gap in her schedule. More than likely it is to make room for an additional Staples show if sales go well.

You FEEL for her? I mean ... really? You spend any amount of your time giving a shit about Britney Spears and/or her well being?

ivankay
12-02-2008, 08:28 AM
i kind of feel for most people in shitty situations. Doesn't take too much time or effort. You hear about the bad things and you go "awwww, that sucks."

algunz
12-02-2008, 08:34 AM
I don't have a lot of sympathy for stupid people.

Xenocide
12-02-2008, 08:39 AM
Sahara, main stage... in the do lab...

...wouldn't matter, i'd be there watching...

ivankay
12-02-2008, 08:40 AM
I don't have a lot of sympathy for stupid people.



Being a stupid person myself, i gots plenty of sympathy to go around.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-02-2008, 08:44 AM
chillax peeps...brit would be there...why would she play at Coachella when she has her own tour set up??!?!? damn sometimes I wonder...

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1600471/20081202/spears_britney.jhtml
Dec 2 2008 9:10 AM EST

Britney Spears To Kick Off Circus Tour In MarchPop star announces 25 dates in North America and two in the U.K. next spring.
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Britney Spears is hitting the road. After four years of sporadic live performances and no touring, the singer announced on "Good Morning America" Tuesday (December 2) the dates for a tour in support of her new album, Circus, which also drops Tuesday. The tour is slated to kick off on March 3 with a show at the New Orleans Arena in the singer's home state.

The 25 North American dates represent the first string of live dates from Brit since a series of brief shows at the House of Blues last year, when she lip-synched to some of her biggest hits for 12-15 minutes at a time. The Pussycat Dolls will be the opening act on the tour, the American leg of which is currently slated to run through an April 28 show in Rosemont, Illinois. The tour will also include two June dates at the O2 Arena in London, according to BritneySpears.com.

Unlike her limited promotion for 2007's Blackout album — for which Spears did practically no interviews or performances — Britney is going all-out for Circus, with a pair of high-gloss videos so far for the title track and the first single, "Womanizer," her tell-all MTV documentary, "For the Record," and a Rolling Stone magazine cover story.

Dates for the Circus tour, according to Ticketmaster:

March 3 - New Orleans, LA @ New Orleans Arena
March 5 - Atlanta, GA @ Philips Arena
March 7 - Miami, FL @ American Airlines Arena
March 8 - Tampa, FL @ St. Pete Times Forum
March 11 - Uniondale, NY @ Nassau Coliseum
March 13 - Newark, NJ @ Prudential Center
March 16 - Boston, MA @ TD Banknorth Garden
March 18 -- Toronto, ON @ Air Canada Centre
March 24 - Washington, DC @ Verizon Center
March 26 - Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena
March 27 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Mellon Arena
March 31 - Dallas, TX @ American Airlines Center
April 2 - Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center
April 3 - Minneapolis, MN @ Target Center
April 6 - Edmonton, Alberta @ Rexall Place
April 8 - Vancouver, BC @ General Motors Place
April 9 - Tacoma, WA @ Tacoma Dome
April 11 - Sacramento, CA @ ARCO Arena
April 12 - San Jose, CA @ HP Pavilion At San Jose
April 14 - Salt Lake City, UT @ EnergySolutions Arena
April 16 - Los Angeles, CA @ STAPLES Center
April 19 - Anaheim, CA @ Honda Center
April 24 - Glendale, AZ @ Jobing.com Arena
April 25 - Las Vegas, NV @ MGM Grand Hotel
April 28 - Rosemont, IL @ Allstate Arena

Xenocide
12-03-2008, 02:13 AM
in that article it states:
"Spears just signed a deal with the megahuge live entertainment company AEG to produce the whole shebang, my source says."

Isn't Goldenvoice and AEG affiliated?
Plus: I read on a website that she might start her tour on April 20, 2009-
she even has a clue to that in her newest video:
tours do usually start on the west coast...
http://worldofbritney.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/powerdvd-2008-10-12-03-09-21-79.jpg
don't take it to literal, I know I'm not

cool... a 4/20 reference in a Britney Spearchucker video...

sin213
12-03-2008, 09:00 AM
it'd be ok for her to headline sat, imo. that'll just make it that much easier to see chem bros in the sahara without hating myself for missing a great main stage act.

Xenocide
12-04-2008, 02:22 AM
oh baby, baby...

Coachella Bound
12-04-2008, 08:02 AM
you know what, fuck you, for 2009

malcolmjamalawesome
12-04-2008, 08:04 AM
aaaaaaaand burn

Coachella Bound
12-04-2008, 08:06 AM
in that article it states:
"Spears just signed a deal with the megahuge live entertainment company AEG to produce the whole shebang, my source says."

Isn't Goldenvoice and AEG affiliated?
Plus: I read on a website that she might start her tour on April 20, 2009-
she even has a clue to that in her newest video:
tours do usually start on the west coast...
http://worldofbritney.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/powerdvd-2008-10-12-03-09-21-79.jpg
don't take it to literal, I know I'm not

So not literaly speaking, she doesnt start her tour till the day after Coachella ends!!!!!! YES!!!

BlackSwan
12-04-2008, 09:05 AM
you know what, fuck you, for 2009

this pretty much sums it up.

JorgeC
12-04-2008, 10:29 AM
Forget Britney, get Kylie!!

daft$tar
12-04-2008, 10:54 PM
Forget Britney, get Kylie!!

UMMMHMMMMM

flowbee
12-06-2008, 02:18 AM
Forget Britney, get Kylie!!

Agreed. Just don't see it happening though :(

daft$tar
12-07-2008, 10:02 PM
Agreed. Just don't see it happening though :(

unfort. no :(

fuck britney - roisin murphy!!!

oftheheartofthesoul
12-07-2008, 10:11 PM
Coachella could use a little more Kentwood street cred.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-07-2008, 10:13 PM
Kill this thread/yourself.

Xenocide
12-09-2008, 12:37 AM
Kill this thread/yourself.

we don't really need two randy's, do we?


at least he has an excuse...

daft$tar
12-09-2008, 09:42 AM
ok would you rather have Britney or Uffie

you have to pick one - and NO suicide is not an option!!

All Your Base
12-09-2008, 09:48 AM
ok would you rather have Britney or Uffie

you have to pick one - and NO suicide is not an option!!

well, I guess it's time to go to the bathroom/beer tent/take a walk/ANYWHERE ELSE.

Jman4321
12-09-2008, 12:59 PM
ok would you rather have Britney or Uffie

you have to pick one - and NO suicide is not an option!!

this is like choosing between bamboo shoots under the fingernails or nutsack electrocution.

Kool-Aid Man
12-09-2008, 01:04 PM
Britney Spears and her children help keep me a billionaire. They use Purplesaurus Rex as mouthwash. Thank God for trailer trash.