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hammered
02-06-2007, 10:38 AM
Who's gotten coachella pountang

eric m
02-06-2007, 10:52 AM
I have never been, so I have never gotten coachella poontang. Is it consistent with other region's poontang?

waxybk
02-06-2007, 10:59 AM
oh boy

SojuGorae
02-06-2007, 05:34 PM
Today I asked a bum for some change. Suffice it to say, he wasn't too pleased.

Boourns
02-06-2007, 05:38 PM
Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

Oops.

SojuGorae
02-06-2007, 05:41 PM
Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

Oops.

He got served.

woogie846
02-06-2007, 09:48 PM
Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

Oops.

Oh snaps.

E-rock
02-06-2007, 10:05 PM
Who else plays "pocket pool" at Coachella?

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 10:34 PM
Tell em your story York.

york707
02-07-2007, 07:36 AM
There was no laying involved...

chairmenmeow47
02-07-2007, 08:23 AM
i voted 3-4; however it's not like i met some random person and took them home. one was a boyfriend and one was a friend from new york. lemme tell ya, there's nothing like making out to the cure and depche mode live!!!

Sexecutioner
02-07-2007, 03:11 PM
does this just mean anytime during the coachella weekend? or inside the actual festival?

vinylmartyr
02-07-2007, 03:14 PM
I've always had a girlfriend at Coachella so I don't even remember.

rubsITallAWAY
02-07-2007, 07:20 PM
NONE... I'm a coachella virgin...................



but not for long!

<<MATT>>
02-07-2007, 07:56 PM
pics plz ivy

;)

Sexecutioner
02-07-2007, 08:19 PM
pics plz ivy

;)

HAHA. you read my mind!

suprefan
02-07-2007, 08:45 PM
My votes going up now..

RATMan
02-08-2007, 11:39 AM
Can people over the age of 12 respond to this question?

fatbastard
02-09-2007, 11:45 AM
Not fun for me. :mad:

amyzzz
02-09-2007, 04:16 PM
I've always had a girlfriend at Coachella so I don't even remember.

hahahahahahaha

aLexandRita
02-11-2007, 09:45 AM
I haven't been to Coachella yet, but something tells me it's gonna be a huge sexfest

york707
02-11-2007, 10:33 AM
But it's not.

vinylmartyr
02-11-2007, 04:22 PM
Just don't try to have sex in a tight crowd.

Chillax
02-11-2007, 04:37 PM
I've always had a girlfriend at Coachella so I don't even remember.

Thats been the case with me too... until this time! So I guess I'll find out lol.

clapyourhandssayno
02-11-2007, 07:38 PM
i haven't but maybe it's because i'm not very attractive.

jcconnors
02-13-2007, 09:53 AM
You would think rock fests and sex would go together, but it doesn't. Thursday night is ideal. But the other nights are filled with music and beer and after all that I just can't get it up:(

Sexecutioner
02-14-2007, 06:47 PM
You would think rock fests and sex would go together, but it doesn't. Thursday night is ideal. But the other nights are filled with music and beer and after all that I just can't get it up:(

agreed. theres been a few times where i got back to wherever i was staying, and tried to get it on, but was just too fucked up to sexecute the bitch. but like you said, its more about the music that weekend. everything else is lower priority.

AEversW
02-18-2007, 12:09 AM
once....my hand and a hotel bathroom.

Boourns
02-18-2007, 11:14 AM
I'm dying to get laid this year :(

airguitarvet
02-18-2007, 11:24 AM
we all want tush

airguitarvet
02-18-2007, 11:24 AM
if im wrong

airguitarvet
02-18-2007, 11:24 AM
impeach my bush

airguitarvet
02-18-2007, 11:24 AM
impeach

airguitarvet
02-18-2007, 11:25 AM
bush

UnicornsForBreakfast
02-19-2007, 06:56 AM
You're wrong, I HATE tush. Consider your bush impeached, mouth-breather.

babiemunkie
02-19-2007, 07:55 AM
hahahh currently there have been 69 votes ;-)

asancho
02-20-2007, 10:03 PM
My first coachella, so none, but im going to make damn sure i at least make out with some nice, hot, rockin chicks.

minus_blindfold
02-22-2007, 05:38 PM
My first coachella, so none, but im going to make damn sure i at least make out with some nice, hot, rockin chicks.



haha.. amen to that

rageurmom
02-22-2007, 08:31 PM
Dodgers suck. who's your daddy?? the Padres, that's who. the past two years... and this year no different.

rageurmom
02-22-2007, 08:33 PM
oh... yea coachella!

Mythos
03-04-2007, 01:20 AM
God there's nothing worse than a girl wanting attention during one of your favorite bands. Music first, poonani after.

Vincent Gallo
03-07-2007, 02:35 AM
suprefan, you lothario, let's hear some stories

TexasGirl
03-07-2007, 01:06 PM
Sex is the last thing I'm thinking about at Coachella

artgutser
03-07-2007, 02:00 PM
Sex is the last thing I'm thinking about at Coachella
Fair enough, IŽll meet you after you have finished thinking about everything that comes before sex..............maybe around 9?......9:30?

ghettojournalist
03-07-2007, 04:06 PM
it would be nice, but not a priority.

ToddThaGod
03-07-2007, 07:45 PM
well put ghetto journalist

im not taking a plane out from jersey just to get laid. i just want to enjoy the music, myself and have fun.

noahsark
03-08-2007, 07:13 PM
I haven't had any sex at coachella in the past..maybe (hopefully) this year will be different..

slurpee
03-09-2007, 03:36 PM
At Coachella it is hard to walk around and not have sex with random partner/s. Anyone who has never been laid or to Coachella, get ready for sex fest 2007!


Bring condoms, lots of condoms.

Dirtbag Magee
03-11-2007, 07:12 PM
I have no doubt in my mind that i will be getting laid at least once. confidence is key.

miscorrections
03-14-2007, 06:14 PM
this is my first coachella, so i'm hoping i can give my friends the slip and hook up with some delicious young man. at least once.

kimery08
03-15-2007, 10:11 AM
and hook up with some delicious young man.

hahhahaa. i like that.

jimmycrackcorn
03-20-2007, 05:22 PM
<never got hole @ coachella before, BUT there was never a gangbang tent before either.... -rubbing hands together-
:dumbo

asancho
03-20-2007, 09:18 PM
<never got hole @ coachella before, BUT there was never a gangbang tent before either.... -rubbing hands together-
:dumbo

ZING! Holy jeebus..

superskankinactionhero
03-21-2007, 04:14 AM
english guys virginity for the taking!!

i'm not ugly... i promise

:S

miscorrections
03-21-2007, 10:41 AM
aw, you don't wanna lose it in some sweaty anonymous hookup.

inkwell
03-21-2007, 01:12 PM
id have to agree.. getting laid is one of the last things on your mind that you will prioritize. by the time the day is over you're exhausted, partially hungover, stinky and wanting to just sleep. unless of course, you meet someone at the same hotel and you have a fling with your neighbor!

miscorrections
03-21-2007, 02:31 PM
well, i wasn't trying to say that hookups in general are not a priority. it's just that a bout of lazy, bad (due to your aforementioned factors) sex in a hot tent while people carouse outside might not give the correct impression to first-timers.

Zipkoppie
03-23-2007, 02:23 AM
Like everyone says, music first, but I won't say no to a little somethin' somethin'

Zipkoppie
03-23-2007, 02:24 AM
On second thought, going all the way to the US and not getting a bit of the local flavour, just wouldn't seem right.

miscorrections
03-23-2007, 09:47 AM
if you've got an accent then baby, you'll be fine.

TheGunslinger138
03-23-2007, 09:57 AM
if you've got an accent then baby, you'll be fine.


This statement makes me weep for the human race because of the truth behind it.

ToddThaGod
03-23-2007, 10:13 AM
yes he can be 300 lbs and look like a fucking goofball...
but if hes got an accent...he'll get laid.

I don't get it..

Zipkoppie
03-23-2007, 10:26 AM
I don't get it either, not that I'm complaining.

Would any ladies care to explain it to us, please?

miscorrections
03-23-2007, 07:58 PM
it's the novelty of it, i think. plus (certain) accents just sound sexy.

Courtney
03-24-2007, 03:23 AM
yes he can be 300 lbs and look like a fucking goofball...
but if hes got an accent...he'll get laid.

I don't get it..

This is not true. But given the choice of two otherwise identical men, one with a hot accent and one without, I'll choose the accent every time.

Is that so wrong?

dynamanda
03-24-2007, 08:47 AM
I don't get it either, not that I'm complaining.

Would any ladies care to explain it to us, please?

One time at work, we had a lunchtime discussion. We asked the men which they'd rather have - a Porshe or an British accent. Every guy said they'd rather have a British accent. British accents will get you way more action than a Porsche. I can't explain it. But it's definitely true. Is the same true for non-Americans. Do our goofy American accents get you hot???

Senor Cardgage
03-25-2007, 07:20 PM
Peaches fisted me while I was waiting in line for a churro.
Cleaned me out pretty good.
Ended up having to get TWO churros, cuz I ended up bein hungrier when she was done.

microphonehead
03-30-2007, 06:44 AM
One time at work, we had a lunchtime discussion. We asked the men which they'd rather have - a Porshe or an British accent. Every guy said they'd rather have a British accent. British accents will get you way more action than a Porsche. I can't explain it. But it's definitely true. Is the same true for non-Americans. Do our goofy American accents get you hot???


I have been to many festivals in the UK and as yet never got physically involved...I think us British are obviously more reserved, or more concerend about the music...but I guess once the music stops then there is always time to chill & chat with the opposit sex (in my case that would be female)...maybe make out??? what ever that means..

I keep reading that american girls like the British accent? I am seriously concerned for my safety...lookig forward to what will be a fantastic festival.

Tally Ho...chocks away...old chaps!

vicorintian
04-02-2007, 03:40 PM
One time at work, we had a lunchtime discussion. We asked the men which they'd rather have - a Porshe or an British accent. Every guy said they'd rather have a British accent. British accents will get you way more action than a Porsche. I can't explain it. But it's definitely true. Is the same true for non-Americans. Do our goofy American accents get you hot???

not the accent perse, most americans speaking spanish at least sound a bit goofy. i think their atractive is only the fact that they ARE foreign. i mean, at least around here you dont see that many tall blondish blue or green eyed people.

i think my accent in english is pretty subtle, but who knows? sometimes it comes and goes, just ask me to say "thursday" and youŽl se why.

McFearless
04-02-2007, 03:52 PM
Accents are more sophisticated than the way Americans sound. Thats my logic behind it.

Would I rather make out with someone I just met that I think sounds like Hugh Grant rather than someone that sounds like George Clooney. Thats a bad example because they are both hot...

Lets say a Boston accent dude and an English lad both were trying to get some. I'd go with the English dude. Makes the hookup uh, less gross the day after...

thelastgreatman
04-02-2007, 11:29 PM
Isn't circumcision less common in Europe though?

Dicksnout = gross

MannyMacabre
04-04-2007, 09:30 AM
Once I offered a bum a bottle of Pacifico and he started yelling about how he only drinks American beer, so I said "beggars can't be choosers"

Oops.

LMAO

geO723
04-04-2007, 03:42 PM
Dodgers suck. who's your daddy?? the Padres, that's who. the past two years... and this year no different.

Yes. 7-0 in the first game is a good way to start the season.

BeeII
04-05-2007, 08:41 AM
I think I'll have to work on an accent.

JClemy
04-05-2007, 10:32 AM
The accent means they are probably from elsewhere. Less chance of ever seeing them again.

BeeII
04-05-2007, 02:19 PM
The accent means they are probably from elsewhere. Less chance of ever seeing them again.

which means, by typical female sex math, that it "doesn't count." Although it also vacation sex in a way, which, also "doesn't count."

Ill_Eagle
04-05-2007, 02:29 PM
Theres gonna be a lot of spread eagle buttsecks in our tent...feel free to join

SojuGorae
04-05-2007, 03:00 PM
Getting laid on the last night of the festivities with a camper would be nasty as fuck. Would be a fromunda cheesefest.

miscorrections
04-05-2007, 03:08 PM
oh jesus you had to say that, didn't you. i'm shuddering.

SojuGorae
04-05-2007, 04:38 PM
That's why people should go on the hunt for pussies and dicks on the first night before everyone's funkdified.

amyzzz
04-05-2007, 06:31 PM
You forget that the campground does have showers....I know erik's not showering, but I'm sure a lot of people WILL be showering everyday.

Sexecutioner
04-05-2007, 06:56 PM
Lets say a Boston accent dude and an English lad both were trying to get some. I'd go with the English dude. Makes the hookup uh, less gross the day after...

Boston accents are the most annoying accents ever! although maybe cuz people from boston are so annoying themselves that it makes their accent seem worse.

goose
04-08-2007, 04:37 PM
If you're an ugly english lad.... I'd still hook-up with ya...

if you're a hot american dude... no way.

accents have always been my main attrcation. When I'm drunk or stoned, I tend to go iinto either an english or irish accent. I just do it for laughs but end up keeping it throughout the duration of my stupidity. The fella's seem to take to it.

MonsoonSeason
04-08-2007, 08:44 PM
this is my first coachella, so i'm hoping i can give my friends the slip and hook up with some delicious young man. at least once.

send me a pm <3

just kidding


















but seriously

artgutser
04-08-2007, 10:02 PM
Getting laid on the last night of the festivities with a camper would be nasty as fuck. Would be a fromunda cheesefest.
Soju, I really hope this is not experience talking. I mean, just the thought of it makes me..........Oh Shit.............I just threw up all over me.......MAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HE...................Fucgk, I did it again.
Thanks a lot man.

MonsoonSeason
04-08-2007, 10:10 PM
Soju, I really hope this is not experience talking. I mean, just the thought of it makes me..........Oh Shit.............I just threw up all over me.......MAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HE...................Fucgk, I did it again.
Thanks a lot man.

once I went on a date and I went back to her place to seal the deal, but her house smelled like a million dead cats. this is the actual conversation we had:

me: well that was a great dinner and movie
her: yes would you like to come inside to finish it off
me: okay this is acceptable
*opens door*
me: oh jesus what happened in here
her: what
me: this is probably the most distasteful smell imagineable
her: what is I don't smell it
me: lady your nose is broke
her: I don't understand
me: I have to go and breathe air
*leaves*

miscorrections
04-08-2007, 10:12 PM
the above is something i like. a good exchange.

MonsoonSeason
04-08-2007, 10:18 PM
I didn't know how to back out gracefully, the stench was overpowering my tact abilities

miscorrections
04-08-2007, 10:20 PM
at least you got a good story out of it.

English-in-Coachella
04-10-2007, 02:51 PM
I thought this whole 'american girls like english accents' thing wasnt anything to take serious. Curious

Doubt i'll be pulling at coachella as its just me and my bro going to the festival and that would just be awkward.. but i suppose u never know whats going happen!

GTI_GRL
04-10-2007, 05:34 PM
Indian girls with english accents = beautiful

LACrimes
04-10-2007, 05:35 PM
Dodgers suck. who's your daddy?? the Padres, that's who. the past two years... and this year no different.

Padres suck weewee.....

LACrimes
04-10-2007, 05:36 PM
All coachella virgins meet me in the sex tent!

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 06:36 PM
I thought this whole 'american girls like english accents' thing wasnt anything to take serious. Curious

Doubt i'll be pulling at coachella as its just me and my bro going to the festival and that would just be awkward.. but i suppose u never know whats going happen!

pull an eiffel tower on some wooed lady with your brother

it would be a bonding experience

miscorrections
04-10-2007, 06:37 PM
that's almost sweet. almost.

MonsoonSeason
04-10-2007, 06:49 PM
that's almost sweet. almost.

nothing is more romantic than pulling a train on a girl that likes you solely for your accent

miscorrections
04-10-2007, 06:52 PM
awww. they should make a feel-good film about it. or maybe you should?

English-in-Coachella
04-11-2007, 03:30 AM
You take care of the camera work and i'll take care of the accent, then at least some experience can take place if not a bonding one... well...myb

ghettojournalist
04-11-2007, 09:59 AM
Indian girls with english accents = beautiful

damn straight!!!

LanceMJ
04-11-2007, 10:42 PM
I'm always looking to expand my horizons.

Caitlin
04-19-2007, 10:04 AM
This is my first and I'm single so i'll predict zero

English-in-Coachella
04-19-2007, 12:01 PM
hmm... i would

jerpar24
04-19-2007, 01:16 PM
I thought this whole 'american girls like english accents' thing wasnt anything to take serious. Curious


Dude the accent thing will work you just need one american friend to explain how girsl act over here. But I have a question my friend said if I went to the U.K. I could get girls because of my american accent. Is this true?

seanbateman
04-19-2007, 04:18 PM
I am going with my girlfriend and two friends. Sex is pretty awesome, but sex in tents is only mediocre, and sex in tents with friends next to you.... I dunno.

Maybe we'll sneak off to my VW after everyone else has gone to bed for the night though. Wouldn't be the first time I'd had sex in a parking lot.

babyeatsguts
04-19-2007, 05:41 PM
i am hoping my ex boyfriend (now friends with benefits) decides to get smashed at coachella so i can take advantage of his horny self


i promise i am not a bad person

:]

Caitlin
04-19-2007, 05:43 PM
I'm so over sex.

amyzzz
04-19-2007, 05:52 PM
You're too young to be over sex, Caitlin. You should go to the doctor and get that checked out.

Caitlin
04-19-2007, 05:54 PM
You're too young to be over sex, Caitlin. You should go to the doctor and get that checked out.

The only doctor I need is a good psych. Hah.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 06:33 PM
The only doctor I need is a good psych. Hah.

pff the psych will just tell you to have some sex and stop avoiding your problems and don't block out your issues so you're really better off having lots of sex at coachella

if you do remember, tape it, internet; get yourself a thong and hat and keychain

Caitlin
04-19-2007, 06:43 PM
if you do remember, tape it, internet; get yourself a thong and hat and keychain

You had me at thong.

miscorrections
04-19-2007, 06:47 PM
is it just me or are thongs really not that attractive? i'll take a good pair of booty shorts any day, they make your ass look like 10x hotter.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 06:48 PM
is it just me or are thongs really not that attractive? i'll take a good pair of booty shorts any day, they make your ass look like 10x hotter.

quoted for extreme truth

I know you'll be wearing cute vintage dresses the whole time but bring some booty shorts :D

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 06:49 PM
actually that goes for every girl

tell you what every girl at coachella

if you wear booty shorts so will I

miscorrections
04-19-2007, 06:54 PM
quoted for extreme truth

I know you'll be wearing cute vintage dresses the whole time but bring some booty shorts :D

i'm talking booty short underwear. like the ones that are pseudo-thongs but kinda cover your ass and make 'em look all round and nice.
and don't worry, i'll be wearing those.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 06:57 PM
i'm talking booty short underwear. like the ones that are pseudo-thongs but kinda cover your ass and make 'em look all round and nice.
and don't worry, i'll be wearing those.

best post EVER

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 06:58 PM
does the ass of the shorts have writing on them? last time I saw those I was reading the text and I got a nasty look

miscorrections
04-19-2007, 07:00 PM
what? no, no text on my underwear.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:04 PM
hey man some of them do

like they say "brigham young university" and then you're reading that and you realize you've been looking at a mormon's ass and then she turns around and you're all embarrassed and she's all glaring

true story believe it or not

Caitlin
04-19-2007, 07:04 PM
Oh I wouldn't really wear that stuff, not unless its covered by jeans or skirt, that is.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:05 PM
of course not dude it is underwear

miscorrections
04-19-2007, 07:05 PM
hey man some of them do

like they say "brigham young university" and then you're reading that and you realize you've been looking at a mormon's ass and then she turns around and you're all embarrassed and she's all glaring

true story believe it or not

aren't you talking actual shorts? because i don't wear my underwear as shorts. i wear them under my clothes.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:12 PM
aren't you talking actual shorts? because i don't wear my underwear as shorts. i wear them under my clothes.

I'm not sure.. they were really short shorts but she wasn't wearing other pants

this was on a boat a big cruise boat so maybe rules don't apply

Caitlin
04-19-2007, 07:12 PM
of course not dude it is underwear

Tell that to most girls at clubs and raves alike.

miscorrections
04-19-2007, 07:13 PM
I'm not sure.. they were really short shorts but she wasn't wearing other pants

this was on a boat a big cruise boat so maybe rules don't apply

they were probably just extra tiny shorts. man, mormons aren't even allowed to wear stuff like that.

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:19 PM
Tell that to most girls at clubs and raves alike.

yeah but ravers suck on pacifiers so I don't know what to think of them

MonsoonSeason
04-19-2007, 07:20 PM
they were probably just extra tiny shorts. man, mormons aren't even allowed to wear stuff like that.

maybe she's not a mormon

maybe she bought the shorts for irony

English-in-Coachella
04-20-2007, 09:59 AM
Dude the accent thing will work you just need one american friend to explain how girsl act over here. But I have a question my friend said if I went to the U.K. I could get girls because of my american accent. Is this true?

err, i dunno.. perhaps. I havent heard any girls i know mention a thing they have for americans.

English-in-Coachella
04-20-2007, 04:54 PM
I'm so over sex.

How can u be so over sex with so much to explore

Caitlin
04-21-2007, 01:24 PM
How can u be so over sex with so much to explore

Show me someone worth exploring and you can call me Christopher Columbus.

English-in-Coachella
04-21-2007, 02:01 PM
i dunno, but you sound like a lass thats damn well hard to please in bed, so hard it scares me...

BlueDevil50
04-21-2007, 07:21 PM
sure doesnt scare me ;) im sure i could have some fun with caitlin...wanna run away and get hitched??? lol

babyeatsguts
04-21-2007, 07:27 PM
i currently have dibs on caitlin
so shut it

MonsoonSeason
04-21-2007, 09:05 PM
does she know?

BlueDevil50
04-21-2007, 09:39 PM
haha sure ya do "babyeatsguts"

Ill_Eagle
04-23-2007, 03:43 AM
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/buttsecks_02.jpg

Caitlin
04-23-2007, 07:21 AM
I need to pay more attention to these threads, hahaha.

babyeatguts, buy me dinner first and we'll talk. ;) :lool

Havocquarm
04-23-2007, 11:33 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Havoc904/Buttsex.jpg

braxtron
04-24-2007, 12:50 AM
hey man some of them do

like they say "brigham young university" and then you're reading that and you realize you've been looking at a mormon's ass and then she turns around and you're all embarrassed and she's all glaring

true story believe it or not

Hahaa...Looks like I'll be the BYU ambassador this year at Coachella, so no sex for me:cool:

And yeah, Mormon girls aren't supposed to wear tight shorts and stuff but who am I to tell them not to? ;)

antixcore
04-25-2007, 12:10 PM
Wearing BYU underpants, or sweatshorts is pretty much like wearing a chastisty belt. Telling all the guys, you ain't getting in.

FranktheTank
04-26-2007, 03:55 PM
This is my first time, but anything goes when you mix in beer and great music!!

E-rock
04-26-2007, 04:47 PM
english guys virginity for the taking!!

i'm not ugly... i promise

:S

'Ello, Guv'nah!!!!!!!!!!

SecretAgentX-9
04-26-2007, 06:28 PM
what's poontang?

McAwesome
05-02-2007, 02:45 AM
I didn't get laid

Jerm05
05-07-2007, 04:47 PM
I didn't get laid, but pretty sure i had an orgasm during Arcade Fire...and it was not do to rubbing up on any body

praxis1966
05-13-2007, 11:17 PM
I got laid twice, but I don't think it really counts because I went with my girlfriend. Let me tell you, trying not to make noise because your on an air mattress in a tent pretty well sux.

Oh, and Caitlin, pretty funny that my girlfriend lives right near you. She lives in Oakland in the Shady 80s.

algunz
05-22-2007, 01:44 PM
It's an annual tradition to get a little sumthin' sumthin' in the car before we head in to the venue.

kamikaze
06-29-2007, 02:27 PM
aye laddie. well i reckon 5th year's a charm, right?

JClemy
07-03-2007, 10:50 AM
I'm always looking to expand my horizons.

That Rivers pictures is AWESOME

SoSS the visual ninja
11-30-2007, 11:13 PM
one time... in a tent... with some boys from L.A.- could have gone there- but the mushrooms made me hesitate. Thank god. Nice kids though.

Mystagogue
12-07-2007, 01:49 AM
Could have in 06 but I turned her down...I was just too damn tired and wanted to go to sleep immediately. I don't turn down sex often but I blame the residual shroom effects from earlier in the day.

thelastgreatman
01-04-2008, 11:45 PM
one time... in a tent... with some boys from L.A.- could have gone there- but the mushrooms made me hesitate. Thank god. Nice kids though.

You almost had sex with multiple boys?

jenja
01-05-2008, 12:08 AM
oh i am so ready to get some this year... SINGLE in big rainbow letters will be my wardrobe of choice throughout the fest this year! hehehe :)

paulb
01-05-2008, 01:39 AM
my girlfriend was green pill'n it up during Coachella, so i **** ** *** ***** a few times during the weekend, thats about it.

Botrocker
01-05-2008, 01:51 PM
^ nice!

galapagos169
01-14-2008, 10:09 PM
H-hell yeah!

One girl.
One Depeche Mode song.
One porta-potty.
And a whole mess of lovin'..:(

sbessiso
01-15-2008, 01:28 PM
i have yet to get any pooty during a fest, im hoping this year will change it

go orgy go!!

Gyrus
01-15-2008, 07:51 PM
Perfect thread for my favourite bad pickup line....

Ladies if you lose your virginity can I have the box it came in........

bwahahahahahahahah

greghead
01-19-2008, 02:19 AM
Somehow, thoughts of sex in a porta-potty after a sweaty, grimey day in the sun don't sound thrilling. The key is a little morning delight before the sun's punishing rays scorch the earth. But let's be real, turning down sex does not come natural to me; if she wants to screw in the dirt, I'm game.

gratytrainridesagain
01-19-2008, 06:57 PM
H-hell yeah!

One girl.
One Depeche Mode song.
One porta-potty.
And a whole mess of lovin'..:(

Digital Underground style

I once got busy in a Coachella bathroom

vogina
01-20-2008, 02:48 PM
they toooook our job

rapejr25
01-20-2008, 03:02 PM
I haven't been to Coachella yet, but something tells me it's gonna be a huge sexfest

where do you get that idea from

desertpartylove
01-24-2008, 05:33 PM
i like sex.

Melanie.Dawn
01-25-2008, 07:48 AM
Like everyone says, music first, but I won't say no to a little somethin' somethin'

I didn't take the time to read through the whole thread, and we might all be over this but I had to put my 2 cents in.

South African accents are the very best, of all the accents

sbessiso
01-25-2008, 09:22 AM
it seems like this will be my year

riloashley
01-28-2008, 06:15 PM
i haven't but maybe it's because i'm not very attractive.

l o l

Kali27
01-30-2008, 05:28 PM
I made love to music... specifically the Massive Attack/ Tool hours in '06

SFChrissy
02-21-2008, 09:22 AM
porto-potty sex=dirty sex=yuk...

But I love getting musically fucked all weekend...seeing how it's almost better than sex!!!

algunz
02-24-2008, 09:43 PM
Nothing wrong with dirty sex, but "shitty" sex -that's a different story. Eeeww!

boarderwoozel3
02-24-2008, 11:04 PM
As far as the port-o-pottys go, "dirty sex" can turn into "shitty sex" real quick. Not worth the risk, not to mention the smell would be a big distraction, probably for all parties. Then at some point you'd think "I'm fucking in a port-o-shitter." This is not something to be proud of.

Butthead'sCousin
04-05-2008, 08:42 AM
huge sex fest ? god i wish - this is my 4th time going and i have yet to get the nerve up to talk to any of the sexy ladies. maybe this year ...

sbessiso
04-05-2008, 11:23 AM
it seems like this will be my year

i take this back

stinkbutt
04-05-2008, 11:25 AM
I would hope after you said you're going with your sis

sbessiso
04-05-2008, 11:40 AM
we're travelking together, but we're not sharing tents, we both have goals of getting laid I believe

rage patton
04-06-2008, 09:00 PM
This thread is awesome.

BeeII
04-07-2008, 11:01 AM
huge sex fest ? god i wish - this is my 4th time going and i have yet to get the nerve up to talk to any of the sexy ladies. maybe this year ...

yeah, but I'm also not very attractive, and I don't have a foreign accent.

mittens4kittens
04-21-2008, 10:10 AM
all i know is, Prince is playing this year, so even the unattractive and meek ought to get laid Saturday night... especially if they wear purple. There should be a "If you're down to fuck after/during Prince wear purple" thread

Weeping Willow
04-21-2008, 03:35 PM
I had lots of sex with numerous anonymous partners. They were all wearing masks. Wait, this isn't Coachella I am thinking of, it is the movie Eyes Wide Shut.

slurpee
04-23-2008, 12:36 PM
I don't even like peeing in the port-a-poties at the festival.

You people have sex in them?? Gross.

twoheadedboy
04-23-2008, 12:50 PM
i personally would not want having sex to be the one thing i remember about coachella.. not a top priority or anything, you know? i mean.. sure.. it would be awesome to tell your friends you jumped the bones of this really hot guy who was too far gone to realize that you're underage at coachella.. but still.. i'd rather just be the voyeur and see all the dumbasses trying to get some action during the weekend.. good luck with that.

scoop49er
04-23-2008, 12:57 PM
THE FAT GUY HAD SUCH A BIG ASS I JUST HAD TO DROP A LOAD!

canexplain
05-17-2008, 04:42 PM
:) no comment .... x****

Twattycakes
01-12-2014, 06:43 PM
I bring my wife and we stay at a hotel with a wicked bar. So, lots.

shermanoaksyo
04-07-2014, 09:35 PM
I bring my creepy neighbor couple, and we feed each other oysters and asparagus in tent camping. Don't mean to brag, but I do alright.