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aeroplanee
10-08-2008, 12:39 PM
Maybe???


Reports are swirling that Britney Spears' little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, who gave birth to a daughter in July, is pregnant again.

But this time, pals are begging her to consider other options.

According to unidentified sources, Jamie Lynn didn't know a woman can get pregnant while breast-feeding. (Because mother's milk is a sure-fire contraceptive?)

“Jamie Lynn is eight weeks pregnant right now, and she and her mom [Lynne Spears] are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out."

Well, so much for their efforts.

Of course, the National Enquirer is the main source of these stories.

But they were right all along about John Edwards having an affair with ... what was her name? Oh right, Rielle Hunter.

However, TMZ is now reporting that Jamie Lynn is not preggers! And they want someone to go get Lynn Spears down off the roof.

Shall we arrange for that shipment of condoms to the Spears family home or wait until this upsetting rumor is proved absolutely true or totally false?

Photo of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge by WireImage

menikmati
10-08-2008, 12:40 PM
who cares

CalmerThanYou
10-08-2008, 12:41 PM
anal saves abortions

captncrzy
10-08-2008, 12:42 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/14666255_b1b5a1e002.jpg?v=0

faxman75
10-08-2008, 12:55 PM
who cares


You do or you wouldn't have opened a thread with the title "Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again??????" and then posted in it.

menikmati
10-08-2008, 12:57 PM
wrong

locachica73
10-08-2008, 01:00 PM
I was just thinking to myself the other day, those darn spears girls havent been in the news lately. and BAM one of em gets knocked up. My world is now complete.

BlackSwan
10-08-2008, 01:00 PM
ya, maybe he cares about being indifferent...

Mr.Nipples
10-08-2008, 01:00 PM
THE ONLY OPTION IS TO KILL...ALL...BABIES!!!

vinylmartyr
10-08-2008, 01:02 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2924231655_b9a38bc1b9_o.jpg

marooko
10-08-2008, 01:13 PM
HELL YES!! (about the cow)

TomAz
10-08-2008, 01:26 PM
Jamie Lynn Spears; Pregnant, Still Single and Better Than Fiction
Written by P.M. Wortham

One More Teenage Bun in the Oven
Frustrating "The Spoof" staff writers one more time, Jamie Lynn Spears and her press agents have managed to issue statements so bizarre, as to render all amateur comedic journalists speechless. In parallel magazine articles released this Wednesday, friends and insiders from the Spears camp had suggested that the 17 year old was not only pregnant again, but had cancelled wedding plans with her sexually active, sperm-laden boyfriend and the father of her first child, Casey Aldridge.

Writers who make a living, or at least pass the time by drumming up ridiculous and barely believable spoof stories about the Hollywood elite, were at a complete loss for story ideas on Jamie Lynn this week. Reluctantly admitting that "nothing tops the truth when it comes to that trailer trash ho", one senior editorial staffer followed with, "You just can't make this shit up."

"It's a sad day for teenage girls the world over, when a no-talent, morally bereft, non-voting, pregnant, un-married, millionaire pixie and media whore becomes a role model", Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin said in response to the Jamie Lynn story. Other notable parents also offered comments to "The Spoof" after the Spears story broke this afternoon. Joe Simpson, father to Jessica and Ashlee was interviewed following a meeting with his parole officer. "At least my girls are more responsible than that", Papa Joe said. "With my 17 year old Ashlee and her boyfriend Pete Wentz, you can tell its true love. I look forward to becoming a positive influence on my first grandchild."

There. That last paragraph felt pretty good. "Next!"




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bug on your lip
10-08-2008, 01:27 PM
Caco?

boarderwoozel3
10-08-2008, 01:30 PM
who cares

People who need to get new hobbies or other things to take up their time.


anal saves abortions

Truth.

BROKENDOLL
10-08-2008, 01:59 PM
Wait! Was Sarah Palin's remark for real or what?

kreutz2112
10-08-2008, 03:37 PM
3<

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whynotsmile99
10-08-2008, 03:53 PM
http://iwka.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/partial-birth_abortion.jpg

"ripped from the headlines" ha
http://www.ericksonpress.com/img/covers/400/RFHL_abortion_lres_resize.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/05/AbortionMan.jpg

Beef Jerky
10-08-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm gonna be Jamie Lynn Spears for Halloween.

Quadromarshia
10-08-2008, 07:03 PM
the first picture looks like something out of married to the sea.

Young blood
10-08-2008, 07:09 PM
Id let her abort it.

thestripe
10-08-2008, 07:11 PM
Id let her abort it.

Fuck it. I'd let her have it and never her call her again.

Young blood
10-08-2008, 07:13 PM
vt2i0ts-uck

Young blood
10-08-2008, 07:14 PM
TEP-j-IqqQg&feature

4 evah

thestripe
10-08-2008, 07:17 PM
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Fixed.

All That I Am
10-08-2008, 08:57 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2924231655_b9a38bc1b9_o.jpg

I care more about this cow than her pregnancy.

stinkbutt
10-08-2008, 09:03 PM
KiOYCSq5u6c&feature=related

Mr.Nipples
10-08-2008, 09:13 PM
T4HPgUVxlLI&hl=en&fs=1
how 'bout them red sox?

betao
10-08-2008, 09:22 PM
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v194/34/7/570597728/n570597728_575183_9182.jpg

lostsoul86
10-08-2008, 10:06 PM
anal saves abortions



^^^^^what he said^^^^

gaypalmsprings
10-09-2008, 05:56 AM
http://www.biotracking.com/images/desk.JPG

BROKENDOLL
10-09-2008, 09:23 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rOpSErM03n4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rOpSErM03n4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Fixed.


TEP-j-IqqQg&feature

4 evah Those bitches both need to be fixed 4evah!


http://www.biotracking.com/images/desk.JPG Hmm...Okay, I don't get it. ???

Penguin22
10-09-2008, 12:17 PM
Wow I hope this isn't true... she should have learned her lesson the first time... I was pretty shocked when I saw this article!
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Oops_she_did_it_again_Is_Jamie_Lynn_Spears_Prego/5326349

I really hope Jamie Lynn and Britney can get their acts together!

greghead
10-10-2008, 07:15 AM
I really hope Jamie Lynn and Britney can get their acts together!

I really hope Jamie Lynne and Britney can get together for a sex act

SFChrissy
10-10-2008, 08:58 AM
dumb girl!!! One of the biggest things they stress in maternity pregnancy classes is that You Can Get Prego While Breastfeeding!!!

allyjoy
10-10-2008, 09:00 AM
The Spears family avoids class like the plague

boarderwoozel3
10-10-2008, 09:06 AM
The Spears family avoids class like the plague

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAA!