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bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 10:00 AM
In his Communist Manifesto, published in 1848, Karl Marx proposed 10 measures to be implemented after the proletariat takes power, with the aim of centralizing all instruments of production in the hands of the state. Proposal Number Five was to bring about the “centralization of credit in the banks of the state, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.”

amyzzz
09-30-2008, 10:19 AM
My being a commie is no surprise.

Young blood
09-30-2008, 10:27 AM
Commie Chic = sassy.

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 10:33 AM
amy's married dood

thestripe
09-30-2008, 10:43 AM
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u38/Monco58/commie.jpg

Young blood
09-30-2008, 10:46 AM
amy's married dood

That never stop her before. Raawwwwwrrr

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 10:52 AM
that was more the drugs than the absence of guilt

amyzzz
09-30-2008, 11:05 AM
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 11:09 AM
i was talking about how good cheesecake was

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-30-2008, 11:34 AM
we better make sure this doesn't get out of the message board...anything that is remotely socialistic is seen as a bad thing in this country...except you know: public roads and infrastructure and the US Postal Service, etc.

captncrzy
09-30-2008, 11:39 AM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j227/bizzarofett/communist.jpg

PlayaDelWes
09-30-2008, 12:13 PM
In his Communist Manifesto, published in 1848, Karl Marx proposed 10 measures to be implemented after the proletariat takes power, with the aim of centralizing all instruments of production in the hands of the state. Proposal Number Five was to bring about the “centralization of credit in the banks of the state, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.”

Marx' Communist Manifesto is eerily similar to Obama's "Blueprint for Change"

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 12:17 PM
http://www.toonopedia.com/uimages/toons/p/pogo.jpg

WE HAVE MET THE COMMIE...AND HE IS US

clarky123
09-30-2008, 12:44 PM
In his Communist Manifesto, published in 1848, Karl Marx proposed 10 measures to be implemented after the proletariat takes power, with the aim of centralizing all instruments of production in the hands of the state. Proposal Number Five was to bring about the “centralization of credit in the banks of the state, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.”

Fuck..you talk bollocks.

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 12:45 PM
clam it teabag

clarky123
09-30-2008, 12:46 PM
clam it teabag

As I said...total bollocks.

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 12:46 PM
teabage comment squared

clarky123
09-30-2008, 12:48 PM
3606 posts of....total .... Bollocks!

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 12:54 PM
that is an amazing track record of bollocks!






the fact that you are still reading them=fail

clarky123
09-30-2008, 12:56 PM
...

thestripe
09-30-2008, 01:00 PM
3606 posts of....total .... Bollocks!

3606 > 937


Bug wins!

clarky123
09-30-2008, 01:04 PM
1144 crawler.

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 01:06 PM
is a crawler worse than a bolluck?

i don't speak teabag

clarky123
09-30-2008, 01:07 PM
Ha, yes, you are fluent.

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 01:09 PM
is that a *** in your pocket or are u just happy to see me?

clarky123
09-30-2008, 01:11 PM
Always happy...how are you my old stick.....5 year plan eh?

bug on your lip
09-30-2008, 01:16 PM
5 year plan?

is that teabag for "annual dentist checkup" ?

SoulDischarge
09-30-2008, 01:16 PM
amy's married dood

In a communist society, Amy belongs equally to all men.

clarky123
09-30-2008, 01:18 PM
5 year plan?

is that teabag for "annual dentist checkup" ?

Very original. However, I have no teeth!

menikmati
09-30-2008, 01:22 PM
http://www.ebombfilms.com/chomp/manifesto.jpg

Quadromarshia
09-30-2008, 01:33 PM
we better make sure this doesn't get out of the message board...anything that is remotely socialistic is seen as a bad thing in this country...except you know: public roads and infrastructure and the US Postal Service, etc.

maybe it's time to privatize that too, eh?


put tolls on every motherfucking road and footpath.

amyzzz
09-30-2008, 02:35 PM
In a communist society, Amy belongs equally to all men.
Hey STFU and leave me out of this.

Young blood
09-30-2008, 02:38 PM
hahahaha....

chairmenmeow47
09-30-2008, 02:39 PM
chairmenmeow47 fully endorses this thread. now bow before your premier, comrades!

bug on your lip
10-01-2008, 05:56 AM
amyzzzz will be passed around like Pot's shoes

thestripe
10-01-2008, 06:28 AM
hahahahahaha





















or Bug's mom.

bug on your lip
10-01-2008, 06:34 AM
get off my joke fringe

bug on your lip
12-01-2008, 10:41 AM
20,000 New Troops To Patrol The United States!

The realization that civilian authorities may be overwhelmed in a catastrophe prompted "a fundamental change in military culture," Paul McHale, assistant defense secretary for homeland defense, said.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/30/AR2008113002217_pf.html

hmmmm... what kind of Government would usurp the role of local/state police in favor of a central authority?....... hint: it starts with a "C".....

algunz
12-01-2008, 10:50 AM
We are well on our way.

10 Planks of the Communist Manifesto

1. Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes.
2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.
3. Abolition of all right of inheritance.
4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.
5. Centralisation of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly.
6. Centralisation of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the State.
7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State; the bringing into cultivation of waste-lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.
8. Equal liability of all to labour. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture.
9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country, by a more equable distribution of the population over the country.
10. Free education for all children in public schools. Abolition of children's factory labour in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, &c., &c.[6]

Young blood
12-01-2008, 10:51 AM
SUR-PRIZE!!!

chairmenmeow47
12-01-2008, 10:52 AM
meh, if we're going to station our troops in everyone else's country, it only makes sense to here as well :p

bug on your lip
12-01-2008, 10:53 AM
get ready for a "USS Maine" type of event to prompt the military to take control