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JClemy
02-05-2007, 07:25 PM
With so many of us gathering in one place should we be worried about zombie attack? It's inevitable to happen eventually and the smell of so many tasty fresh bodies might attract the undead.

vinylmartyr
02-05-2007, 07:28 PM
Zombies with aidz needlez!

Barbara, the ninja
02-05-2007, 07:29 PM
Bjork's singing can ressurect the dead, so I think you're right, there's gonna be a problem.

Flames don't hurt them. You need to bring a big chainsaw and chop off each limb individually so they can't move anymore :(

JClemy
02-05-2007, 07:34 PM
Chainsaws need gas. We need something better to fight the hordes of undead.

amyzzz
02-05-2007, 07:38 PM
guns.

cityzun
02-06-2007, 01:10 AM
I recommend the zombie survival guide. It points out several flaws with chainsaws, and recommends good old fashioned boom sticks.

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 01:26 AM
Colin Blunstone was a Zombie.

hawkingvsreeve
02-06-2007, 08:48 AM
Zombies are slow. Just walk briskly.

foto_synthesis
02-06-2007, 09:01 AM
Remove the head, or destroy the brain. :yyablo

bartelby
02-06-2007, 09:22 AM
If only GV wasn't so strict and would just let us bring in our Zombie repellent this wouldn't be a problem.

I lost 3 people from my group last year to Zombies - shame on you GV!!!

thaipod
02-06-2007, 09:38 AM
I highly suggest this book. No camper should ever be without it. GO TO YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE OR AMAZON AND BUY IT NOW OR YOU TOO WILL SURELY PERISH!!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg/180px-Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg

The website: http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

cityzun
02-06-2007, 12:57 PM
That's the one I'm talking about. Have you read World War Z by the same author?

thaipod
02-06-2007, 01:24 PM
I can't say I have. Is it also about zombies?

skavenbrew
02-06-2007, 01:26 PM
forget the zombies, worry about the robots and monkeys....

robots and monkeys.

cityzun
02-06-2007, 01:26 PM
The title is

World War Z: an oral history of the Zombie War

So yes, it's actually by Max Brooks as well.

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 01:49 PM
I recommend the zombie survival guide. It points out several flaws with chainsaws, and recommends good old fashioned boom sticks.

i own that, what a great book.

My personal favourite way to kill, or re-kill, Zombies is simply disguise chickens as humans, so therefore the zombies get salmanela, and die.

el chango
02-06-2007, 02:53 PM
This thread and the one about the ostrich are the best threads, EVER!

cityzun
02-06-2007, 09:12 PM
Always stay in groups of two! Never go into any dark place alone! Anyone seen 28 days later?

el chango
02-07-2007, 10:18 AM
Do you wanna shoot some zombies? or maybe you wanna eat some brains??
www.urbandead.com

FromTheColonyOfBirchmen
02-09-2007, 10:43 AM
I recommend the zombie survival guide. It points out several flaws with chainsaws, and recommends good old fashioned boom sticks.

Complete protection from the living dead!

DeltaSigChi4
02-09-2007, 10:58 AM
"Those things ... they're all over the place ..."

WRYQsn9kUNE

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blakely
02-09-2007, 11:21 AM
I think that Coachella would be the perfect time for the uprising, for these simple reasons

1.Coachella, as you know, is a meeting of some of the world biggest nerds, and will most likely be the highest concentration of Max Brooks readers ever assembled. (you will need: tight non-constrictive clothing and blunt objects)

2.Coachella is extremely close to mount San Jacinto and a has a cable car to an otherwise entirely inaccessible mountain top. You could hide there for years and not see more than 20 zombies (that is, once you eliminated the inhabitants)

3.With so many guileless RATM fans around escape will be a peace of cake.

4.Being that Coachella is, for the rest of the year, a deserted hick town, i am quite sure that gun stores and wal marts are not in short supply.

5.Maybe Zach Galifianakis will end up coming with us. (that mother fucker is hilarious)

farmer dan
02-09-2007, 12:50 PM
this shall be a time to remember. I say we get everyone(-thing), including the zombies, doped up on epinephrine and have an all out war. hell, with 10,000 campers its not like they can really MAKE all of us leave. We can resist their orders and establish an anti-zombie fighting ground right there at coachella. Fuck the music. This is my new reason for going.

breakjaw
02-09-2007, 04:57 PM
I would be more worried if The Cranberries were playing...

wstsidela
02-09-2007, 06:19 PM
I KNEW I SAW ZOMBIES LAST YEAR!!! They were gently swaying to Deerhoof. That explains everything.

thaipod
02-09-2007, 08:38 PM
This thread and the one about the ostrich are the best threads, EVER!

Ostrich zombies would be scary as shit

Mr.Nipples
02-09-2007, 08:41 PM
"Those things ... they're all over the place ..."

WRYQsn9kUNE

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YES!!! YES!!! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

cityzun
02-09-2007, 09:00 PM
Suddenly I have a hankering for raw ground beef!

farmer dan
02-10-2007, 08:41 AM
I would be more worried if The Cranberries were playing...

Or if zombies attacked during a cranberries set. that would be plain disturbing

woogie846
02-10-2007, 08:54 AM
Uhhh...this is not a fun thread to read while eating Oreos.

RickeyinLA
02-10-2007, 09:18 AM
It's a good thing Underworld is not on the bill then - zombies would certainly congregate at that show.

dontfeedthebird
02-10-2007, 11:16 AM
Is this thread a hint The King of Pop is headlining the sahara?

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 06:40 PM
In before Viacom takes it down ...

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hitthenorth
02-12-2007, 09:29 AM
In before Viacom takes it down ...

QGrGkhuia5k

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That's just turned me into a zombie.

cityzun
02-12-2007, 09:47 AM
That's just turned me into a zombie.

Cut off the head, quick!

JClemy
02-12-2007, 03:38 PM
Zombies! They freak me out!

bmack86
02-12-2007, 04:16 PM
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Evil-Dead-Ash-choking.jpg
We all need chainsaw hands and boomsticks

cityzun
02-12-2007, 10:33 PM
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Evil-Dead-Ash-choking.jpg
We all need chainsaw hands and boomsticks

God I love Bruce Campbell.

"Listen up you primitive screwheads! This...is my BOOM stick!"

Pixiessp
02-12-2007, 10:39 PM
I would be more worried if The Cranberries were playing...

You are so witty.

Pixiessp
02-12-2007, 10:43 PM
Uhhh...this is not a fun thread to read while eating Oreos.

try eating ravioli with more tomato sauce than I've ever seen.

trowa888
02-12-2007, 10:48 PM
my mom just got up and walked through the hallway in her underwear and peed without turning on the bathroom light -or- shutting the door >.>

i think a zombie replaced my mother...

JClemy
02-13-2007, 06:57 AM
Or your mom is now a dude. Either way

cityzun
02-13-2007, 11:51 AM
my mom just got up and walked through the hallway in her underwear and peed without turning on the bathroom light -or- shutting the door >.>

i think a zombie replaced my mother...

Pictures or it didn't happen

JOEJOEJOE
02-13-2007, 04:40 PM
The Zombies will appear on sunday, and they will take the form of bored RATM fans, aimlessly roaming the grounds, eating the brains of innocent indie rockers and rockerettes!

dontfeedthebird
02-13-2007, 10:46 PM
The zombies neglected to buy tickets!!!!!!

farmer dan
02-14-2007, 02:22 PM
they'll find a way in.

JClemy
02-14-2007, 02:59 PM
The Zombies will break in and make it like a woodstock!

ratmfan105
02-14-2007, 03:12 PM
a great setting for the game dead rising 2
i can see it now
*wavy fade in dream que in now*
no malls no pychopaths
just bjork rhcp and rage
and 3 dollar water
plus a lot of sex
oh yeah and zombies with aidz needles

Nate-UK
02-14-2007, 03:30 PM
Remember folks, "blades don't need reloading".

atom heart
02-14-2007, 05:44 PM
dude. Cricket bats.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-14-2007, 07:29 PM
Whatever you do, do NOT use New Order - Blue Monday 12". It's a classic, man!


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/BigRedRobbo/sotdnobm6gm.jpg

worldwide2020
02-14-2007, 07:51 PM
Is this thread a hint The King of Pop is headlining the sahara?

I don't know, but what I do know is that Michael Jackson touched me....with his music.

malomakaio-
02-14-2007, 08:01 PM
I highly suggest this book. No camper should ever be without it. GO TO YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE OR AMAZON AND BUY IT NOW OR YOU TOO WILL SURELY PERISH!!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg/180px-Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg

The website: http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

that's mel brooks' son.

and that video really made me want to listen to some cranberries. i'd actually love to see them at coachella, or in general.

happyguy23
02-15-2007, 02:00 AM
God I wish Send More Paramedics were playing.

happyguy23
02-15-2007, 02:01 AM
And if anyone knows who they are (without google) I'll buy you a drink.

wstsidela
02-15-2007, 07:09 AM
And if anyone knows who they are (without google) I'll buy you a drink.


what's your name?
who's your daddy?
is he rich (is he rich like me?)

farmer dan
02-15-2007, 11:11 AM
dude. Cricket bats.

tent poles

SheriNOIR
02-15-2007, 11:12 AM
God I wish Send More Paramedics were playing.

But then the zombies would just blend in with the crowd & their bad make-up.

cityzun
02-15-2007, 07:54 PM
My biggest fear is that somehow the zombies will be like the ones in the new Dawn of the Dead.

Ie. able to sprint as fast as an athletic live person.

Or they'll learn how to use weapons.

Christ I'm scared now.

ahab117
02-15-2007, 08:01 PM
fuck if you cant beat em join em

PineapplePete
02-15-2007, 08:47 PM
We could get the Ostrich being sneaked in to eat the zombies...

DeltaSigChi4
02-15-2007, 10:35 PM
and that video really made me want to listen to some cranberries. i'd actually love to see them at coachella, or in general.

I've been waiting for years ...

YEARS.

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fire_in_cairo
02-15-2007, 11:39 PM
they'll find a way in.

If they manage to get in....then it would have been wise to do as the zombies do and save 15% on car insurance/300$ on 3day passes/frequent flyer miles.
Just a thought.... Guess that means I should bring my zombie comics so I can be on the lookout. :lool

Show the zombies where the beer tent is !

fire_in_cairo
02-15-2007, 11:41 PM
Zombies rock

C0linS
02-19-2007, 01:59 PM
Unless Shawn of the Dead lied to me, you can escape zombies in the pub.

cityzun
02-19-2007, 11:49 PM
Unless Shawn of the Dead lied to me, you can escape zombies in the pub.

Shaun of the Dead lied about dogs not being able to look up. Well, to be fair, it was Ed who said that.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-20-2007, 06:36 AM
Shaun of the Dead lied about dogs not being able to look up. Well, to be fair, it was Ed who said that.

Chris Martin is a zombie.

C0linS
02-20-2007, 01:38 PM
Chris Martin is a zombie.

Haha,I totally forgot he was in that, brilliant!

el chango
02-22-2007, 10:45 AM
Haha,I totally forgot he was in that, brilliant!

The ZOMBAID segment on the DVD is hilarious!

kurtasbestos
02-23-2007, 01:47 AM
The Zombie Survival Guide is an awesome book. I was curious to see how quickly the "joke" would get old, so I picked it up, and it turned out it was just about the most informative book I've ever read. I'm pretty sure zombies won't attack any time soon, but if they do, I for one, will know what to do.

jimmycrackcorn
02-23-2007, 07:00 AM
ZOMBIESEX......
-rubbing hands together-
-breathing hard-

cityzun
02-23-2007, 12:58 PM
ZOMBIESEX......
-rubbing hands together-
-breathing hard-

Don't for get the moan!

kennycarly
02-26-2007, 12:35 AM
I foresee a lot of scattered people getting their limbs cut off and having chickens disguised as humans thrust at them after reading this thread!

JClemy
03-02-2007, 02:14 PM
That sounds dangerous. Speaking of zombies the new movie fido looks cool

disgustipated
03-02-2007, 03:08 PM
The ZOMBAID segment on the DVD is hilarious!

I have a ZOMBAID t-shirt...I might wear it one of the 3 days

paranoidsamdroid
03-06-2007, 08:04 AM
I have a ZOMBAID t-shirt...I might wear it one of the 3 days

I too have a Zombaid shirt.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4MXHPfMYXg



Shaun of the Dead.. Queen.. Don't stop me now...




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JClemy
04-18-2007, 04:02 PM
bump. with Hot Fuzz out on friday and all the shaun of the dead references.

FromTheColonyOfBirchmen
04-18-2007, 04:15 PM
I heard somewhere that Johnny Deppp wrote a screenplay based off the Zombie Survival Guide.

Bud Luster
04-18-2007, 04:17 PM
I could go for some brain...

JClemy
05-29-2007, 07:48 AM
Anyone see any Zombies?

heyimazombie
11-07-2007, 10:42 AM
Anyone see any Zombies?

HEY! i'm a.. zombie

jenniferrrae
11-16-2007, 02:37 AM
upon the first bite, the zombie apocolypse will commence. and although that will be a glorious day on which my purpose in life will finally be utilized, i must say that a great deal of chaos will potentially ruin plans of three days of music. with so many untrained humans, we will have to worry about a massacre that will run out most of the bands that would rather avoid the inital wave of zombies released from the portal behind my house into indio [&thus, the world]. i suggest that goldenvoice hosts pre-coachella zombie training camps in which basic situations are prepared for. weapons/survival packs should also be distributed at the entrance of the campgrounds. all covered in the cost of your ticket, of course.

COTTENmafia
11-30-2007, 02:48 PM
*to the tune of people are strange-doors*
people are zombies..
when theres a concert.
trolling the campground..
looking for brains. :D

RotationSlimWang
11-30-2007, 03:52 PM
*to the tune of people are strange-doors*
people are zombies..
when theres a concert.
trolling the campground..
looking for brains. :D

That's kinda funny.

arie117
11-30-2007, 04:31 PM
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arie117
11-30-2007, 04:31 PM
damn that didnt work

fatbastard
11-30-2007, 07:02 PM
Here you go.
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COTTENmafia
11-30-2007, 07:21 PM
quite good, quite good. which means thats funny.

(see teen girl squad on strongbad for reference)

arie117
12-03-2007, 11:26 AM
Here you go.
KRNYGsX_mJA&

well thank you so much