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HunterGather
09-13-2008, 12:37 AM
with musical guest Lil' Wayne.

That is all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/rain2084/michael-phelps-beard-thumb.jpg

http://www.hiphollywood.com/content/lil_wayne.jpg

stinkbutt
09-13-2008, 12:38 AM
What the fuck does his shirt even mean

gaypalmsprings
09-13-2008, 06:13 AM
I hope they have closed captioning, cuz Phelps is hard to understand. Wasn't Obama supposed to host?

Tylerdurden31
09-13-2008, 06:53 AM
no...he's gonna be on the show though...probably with Fred Armisen

gaypalmsprings
09-13-2008, 07:00 AM
Obama cancels Saturday Night Live appearance in wake of Texas hurricane

By Lynn Sweet on September 13, 2008 1:46 AM

WASHINGTON--With a deadly hurricane aimed at Texas, Barack Obama cancelled his appearance on Saturday Night Live this evening, spokesman Jen Psaki in a statement.

"In the light of the unfolding crisis in Texas, Senator Obama has decided it is no longer appropriate to appear on Saturday Night Live tomorrow evening," she said.

Obama hits Manchester, New Hampshire Saturday morning for a rally with Rep. Carol Shea Porter (D-NH) and Gov. John Lynch.

With no SNL to tape in New York, Obama will fly to Chicago from Manchester.

HunterGather
09-13-2008, 11:26 AM
lolz
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/snl-promo-with-michael-phelps/645921/

The way he says "Sorry, I cant help it"...

Anyway, i think Lil Waynes shirt implies that he is a hipster douche.

menikmati
09-13-2008, 11:38 AM
I'd rather watch reruns of MadTV, it's a far better show and far more funny.

woogie846
09-13-2008, 12:02 PM
Lil Wayne's nostrils are HUGE.

fiyahhh!
09-13-2008, 12:08 PM
Lil Wayne's nostrils are HUGE.

and hairless!! wtf?

gaypalmsprings
09-13-2008, 12:15 PM
http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/popplayground/041022_lil.jpg

fiyahhh!
09-13-2008, 12:16 PM
so... Tina Fey is rumored to be on tonight as Sarah Palin.

gaypalmsprings
09-13-2008, 12:18 PM
That's hot.

http://ap.google.com/media/ALeqM5iSJmNa7SwulzPjHt2W_GBBvVaF_A?size=s

Memorial_07
09-13-2008, 12:23 PM
I also thought Michael Phelps looked like he had down syndrome

Jerm05
09-13-2008, 12:26 PM
I'd rather watch reruns of MadTV, it's a far better show and far more funny.

nah

JustSteve
09-13-2008, 02:18 PM
and hairless!! wtf?

one of the most painful things a man can do to himself...
http://www.menstech.com/UserFiles/Image/Motokata%20Nose%20Hair%20Trimmer01%20041406-post13.jpg

woogie846
09-13-2008, 02:32 PM
My God he's ugly. And he's only 5'5"! Who's the 'shawty' now?

BROKENDOLL
09-13-2008, 03:04 PM
He looks like he was rolled up sweaty in a newspaper.

Cherita Chen
09-13-2008, 03:09 PM
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/MichaelPhelpsPicture.jpg

gaypalmsprings
09-13-2008, 03:10 PM
paging Salah !

woogie846
09-13-2008, 03:16 PM
Seriously, who doesn't love Michael Phelps?

Cherita Chen
09-13-2008, 03:19 PM
http://a736.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_46ea1252c7585c9733f4b5df248ba967.jpg

gaypalmsprings
09-13-2008, 03:30 PM
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/36433/original.jpg

Cherita Chen
09-13-2008, 03:30 PM
FTW^^

shakermaker113
09-13-2008, 07:05 PM
is that an olympic tattoo?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-13-2008, 09:39 PM
hahahah Tina Fay opens the show as Palin...

zenidogx
09-13-2008, 11:39 PM
Tina Fey = hot
Sarah Palin = hot
Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin = HOT

shakermaker113
09-14-2008, 12:21 AM
Sarah Palin = hot

please don't say that.

fasttrack
09-14-2008, 01:17 AM
michael phelps should stick to swimming. he's a terrible actor and even worse at comedy.

ThomThom
09-14-2008, 01:20 AM
Lil Wayne should never ever perform live again.

Backwater
09-14-2008, 01:23 AM
Lil Wayne should never ever perform live again.

QFT

woogie846
09-14-2008, 01:35 AM
What a terrible SNL.

Backwater
09-14-2008, 01:52 AM
Yeah, that episode blew. Tina Fey is really quite the cunt, decent looking and sassy but really not witty, clever or funny at all, in any way.

M Sparks
09-14-2008, 03:05 PM
The open was great, and the space olympics video was awesome in a WTF kind of way. The rest was amazingly uninspired, even for SNL standards. There's usually at least a good half hour of smart material in the 90 minutes. Even Update sucked.

fatbastard
09-14-2008, 03:10 PM
That show stunk up the house last night.

I'm looking forward to James Franco and Kings of Leon next week.

zenidogx
09-14-2008, 03:12 PM
Even Update sucked.

Fred Armison delivered. his Political Comedian bit always kills.

menikmati
09-14-2008, 03:14 PM
I watched about a half hour of it, and God does SNL truly fucking blow or what? That shit was god awful....and Phelps blew. Anyone still opting for this over MadTV is a fool.

greghead
09-14-2008, 03:16 PM
I watched about a half hour of it, and God does SNL truly fucking blow or what? That shit was god awful....and Phelps blew. Anyone still opting for this over MadTV is a fool.

I didn't know anybody watched either

M Sparks
09-14-2008, 03:38 PM
I'd rather watch reruns of MadTV, it's a far better show and far more funny.

I've never understood the appeal of MadTV. SNL keeps suckering most of us because we have fond memories of years past, and because it usually has a FEW funny bits. I watch MadTV every once in a while and I never laugh. On the other hand, I also don't feel cheated or disappointed either. (I did see Mike McDonald or whatever his name is at Cookin' With Gas once and he was awesome.)

If given the choice, I'd rather watch reruns of (in this order)

-Mr Show, Monty Python, Kids In The Hall (all time top 3)
-Whitest Kids U Know (Best sketch show currently in production.)
-The State (if they would ever release the DVDs)
-SCTV (even though it doesn't hold up very well)
-Almost Live (which was really pretty lame, but had a nice homespun feel.)
-French & Saunders (REALLY hasn't held up.)
-Exit 57 & The Vacant Lot (nearly forgotten.)
-Upright Citizens Brigade (though the premise got in the way.)
-Not The Nine O'Clock News.
-Any previously unmentioned British sketch show except Benny Hill.
-Not Necessarily The News.
-Any SNL from '75-'78
-The Carol Burnett Show (over the top, but a fond childhood memory.)
-Null & Void (A remarkably well done show produced at some eastern university by students)
-The New Show (which was awful, but it DID have Buck Henry)
-Fridays (but only the Kaufman disaster episode.)
-Your Show Of shows (a little hard to relate to, but nice to see a pioneer)
-Any SNL from '79 on.
-Benny Hill
-Mad TV
-Any other sketch show ever produced anywhere in any language not featuring a Wayan.
-In Living Color.

M Sparks
09-14-2008, 03:43 PM
Fred Armison delivered. his Political Comedian bit always kills.

I have mixed feelings on that bit. I never laugh, but I admire him for it.

Were there ANY new bits on that show not related to Phelps? I guess that stupid waiter bit, but it wasn't funny.

M Sparks
09-14-2008, 03:45 PM
That show stunk up the house last night.

I'm looking forward to James Franco and Kings of Leon next week.

Ladies and gentleman, the reason SNL is still on the air.

To paraphrase a Life In Hell comic, "Man, the last 250 episodes sucked, maybe the next one will be good."

zenidogx
09-14-2008, 04:06 PM
I have mixed feelings on that bit. I never laugh, but I admire him for it.

Were there ANY new bits on that show not related to Phelps? I guess that stupid waiter bit, but it wasn't funny.

i have the same reaction to Fred Armsion as i do to Zach Galifianakis. i don't really laugh much, but when i do, i'm erupting. i am a huge fan of their approach to comedy. it's really incredible stuff.


that waiter bit was the best skit of the show. i was laughing throughout. it was reminiscent of Artie Lang doing "That's My White Mama". it worked for me. i like that kind of stupidity. expect that skit to be reoccurring. it has potential.


oh yeah, and that Charles Barkley skit was good. Kenan cant do impressions, but the way they portray Sir Charles always gets a laugh.

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 04:12 PM
I missed it. completely missed it. slept right through it. Phelps is terrible even in interviews, but dammit he's so fucking cute. was he naked in any skits?

cansei de ser sexme
09-14-2008, 04:16 PM
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/36433/original.jpg

i Don't get it. is he diving out of the water? Is he defying gravity?

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 04:19 PM
Ooh! good call in quoting that pic, it should be on every page of every thread. it looks like someone splooged on his face

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 04:47 PM
I just noticed the pic of Phelps i put on the first post prolly didn't show up for anyone else. So i fixed the link, and here it is too.
Prolly the only reason i started this thread in the first place (and SNL of course lolz) (which wasn't that good at all).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/rain2084/michael-phelps-beard-thumb.jpg

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 04:50 PM
I want to die and be reincarnated as his speedo. I would like to be that granola bar he's eating as well

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 04:56 PM
you wouldn't want to be that hand that is dangerously close?
(his body language seems to suggest he is put-off by a woman is touching him :D )

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 04:59 PM
I so noticed that! I would like to be the hand, but he's ready to judo-chop that bitch, and rightfully so!

But seriously, what a hotty! He deserves his own thread. this should just be it. my god he is sizzling

bballarl
09-14-2008, 05:09 PM
I cannot think of one time I have laughed during a MadTV episode.

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 06:29 PM
Oh c'mon.
The first few seasons were great.

One that sticks out in my mind was the OJ Simpson Bloopers (played by Orlando Jones).
I remember loling so much at this.

And Debra Wilsons Whitney Houston and Oprah sketches were always good.

Backwater
09-14-2008, 06:46 PM
Oh c'mon.
The first few seasons were great.



Oh yea, for sure. Phil Lamar was always funny, especially as the UPS guy. Michael McDonald as Stuart and Mrs. Swan were also good. Will Sasso was always hilarious as Steven Segal, Kenny Rogers and everyone else.

Hannahrain
09-14-2008, 07:45 PM
Michael McDonald as Stuart and Mrs. Swan were also good. Will Sasso was always hilarious as Steven Segal, Kenny Rogers and everyone else.

Oh look, a who's who of the most insufferable characters on television.

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 07:48 PM
I just saw a commercial for Rosetta with Michael Phelps.
The first of a series of ednorsements.

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 07:50 PM
Yeah! I saw that one too, but it was at least last week when I saw it. I do not approve of any endorsements that have him fully clothed

menikmati
09-14-2008, 07:54 PM
ok we get it, jesus christ

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 07:55 PM
Yeah! I saw that one too, but it was at least last week when I saw it. I do not approve of any endorsements that have him fully clothed

Did you not see the commercial? He stripped out of his pants+jacket in like 1 second flat.

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 08:01 PM
I must've missed that part. It's OK though, I think Phelps Mania will still be around till at least end of the year

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 08:02 PM
at the 22 sec mark...
_R228MSqhm8

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 08:08 PM
this IS the commercial I saw, but I remember so little. I love it when he chops the veggies! He looks so fucking ridiculous with that headset on, I actually cringed a little. My god he must've been AWFUL on SNL

edit: If he's all about speed, does that mean he's a "one-minute man"? :(

gaypalmsprings
09-14-2008, 08:11 PM
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/phelps_pubic_bone.jpg

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/phelps_penis.png

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 08:15 PM
He actually wasn't that bad, its just the sketches weren't actually very good. So he could only do so good.

and yes, michael wearing headset=cringe-worthy

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 08:20 PM
I tried so hard to stay up for it and failed miserably. I for sure have to catch it whenever they repeat it. I wonder if he actually did learn any Chinese, I have a feeling he didn't

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 08:25 PM
lolz. gps posted 2 bulging pics a page back

sbessiso
09-14-2008, 08:28 PM
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/phelps_pubic_bone.jpg

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/phelps_penis.png

Oh I noticed. Thie first one is INTENSE. the second one is just silly!

I think it can be universally agreed upon that Facial Hair Phelps>>>>Smooth Face Phelps.

what do you think GPS (maybe huntergather?)

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 08:35 PM
wtf am i doing?? :o

gaypalmsprings
09-14-2008, 08:36 PM
hunter...do u have facial hair?

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 08:38 PM
uhm...yes?
i mean, i shave it off. But naturally, hair grows there, yes. :D

ThomThom
09-14-2008, 08:48 PM
Michael Phelps reminds me of "Sloth" from The Goonies.

HunterGather
09-14-2008, 08:54 PM
http://www.nesplayer.com/Goonies/movie/Fratellis/sloth.jpghttp://verca.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/michael-phelps.jpg

marooko
09-14-2008, 09:16 PM
havent read anything in here, but that kid should keep to swimming.

gaypalmsprings
09-14-2008, 09:59 PM
http://www.hunkdujour.com/blog/michael_phelps/michael_phelps_3_530.jpg

woogie846
09-14-2008, 10:11 PM
I tried so hard to stay up for it and failed miserably. I for sure have to catch it whenever they repeat it. I wonder if he actually did learn any Chinese, I have a feeling he didn't

There's no way Phelps had the time to sit down and learn Chinese with a training schedule like he had.

paulb
09-15-2008, 01:37 AM
this thread is sooo gay

sbessiso
09-15-2008, 01:59 AM
http://www.hunkdujour.com/blog/michael_phelps/michael_phelps_3_530.jpg

He's like a superhero! mega lol @ "hunk du jour"!


this thread is sooo gay

You love it. at least we're staying on topic, sorta-ish

sbessiso
09-15-2008, 02:09 AM
keep the pictures coming GPS! that last one was stellar

stinkbutt
09-15-2008, 02:12 AM
STFU salah we get you like cock now quit making this board your homo playground just cause you can't get any off the net

sbessiso
09-15-2008, 02:13 AM
Fuck off. This IS the michael phelps thread, it's not like i'm in the radiohead thread with this shit. No one says anything about the million and half threads featuring ScarJo or Lana Lang or that crazy Crystal Castles bitch

HunterGather
09-15-2008, 02:16 AM
uh.....
http://www.yenra.com/michael-phelps/michael-phelps.jpg

stinkbutt
09-15-2008, 02:17 AM
I bitched at Boourns in the SS/ScarJo thread just to be fair

sbessiso
09-15-2008, 02:18 AM
I bitched at Boourns in the SS/ScarJo thread just to be fair

If this is true, then I apologize. I got no beef with you stinkbutt, don't take me so cereal!

stinkbutt
09-15-2008, 02:20 AM
Like I posted in the other thread since you didn't get the memo

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p180/metallica2k1/internet_serious_business.jpg

HunterGather
09-15-2008, 02:21 AM
listening to Lil' Wayne or something
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20080618/oly-swm-us-swim-trials-phelps/images/NYOL57206182137.jpg

Ok, thats enough phelps for one day
haha

sbessiso
09-15-2008, 02:21 AM
You're Off Topic, Mr. Serious Business!

gaypalmsprings
09-15-2008, 07:02 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Dl7FUV65NJc/SKOYL6ia_WI/AAAAAAAAAkM/xUQpWAjcta0/s400/bagley.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Dl7FUV65NJc/SKOYMTe962I/AAAAAAAAAkc/bx9JZMviK_8/s400/phelps+dolphin.jpg

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 12:11 AM
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2008-09/42332982.jpg
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/zontv/NUP_132379_0018.JPG
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/75/230x306/75011_michael-phelps-appears-on-snl.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 12:15 AM
Holy shit, Lil Wayne is fucking ugly. Fugly. Gremlin-looking. So gross/nasty.

indietron
09-17-2008, 12:17 AM
The dancing skit was funny until Phelps joined in.

Fred Armisen's political comedian usually is terrible, but was actually hilarious this time.

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 12:18 AM
vintage lil' wayne
http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhotos/pic200/drp200/p222/p22226pupb6.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 12:20 AM
Whoa! You can just tell this is pre-coke

boarderwoozel3
09-17-2008, 12:20 AM
Fact: 'Lil Weez is hideous.

Fact: Phelps is hottest with the scruffy goatee look.

*Edit Fact:* Beck is smokin with the chopy hair in your avatar Sbess.

bluemamba
09-17-2008, 12:20 AM
Holy shit, Lil Wayne is fucking ugly. Fugly. Gremlin-looking. So gross/nasty.

Who are you kidding?? youd mess around with him.

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 12:21 AM
Don't joke around with that shit Mamba. Not with Lil Wayne. He's the ugliest fucker on the planet.

bluemamba
09-17-2008, 12:23 AM
LMAO dude you are one funny guy.

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 12:24 AM
Fact: 'Lil Weez is hideous. Fact: Phelps is hottest with the scruffy goatee look.

*Edit Fact:* Beck is smokin with the chopy hair in your avatar Sbess.

This is universally agreed upon. Welcome aboard!

You want smokin' Beck??



You sure you can handle it??

http://www.poplife.info/Bilder/207643.JPG

I'd post it but it's too big

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 12:26 AM
lolerz

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb24/horatio2007/phelps11.jpghttp://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Lil_Wayne_umvd001.jpg

boarderwoozel3
09-17-2008, 12:27 AM
You sure you can handle it??

http://www.poplife.info/Bilder/207643.JPG

I'd post it but it's too big

Very Lennon.

I wonder if he gets fucked up like Lennon did? Probably.

boarderwoozel3
09-17-2008, 12:29 AM
lolerz

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb24/horatio2007/phelps11.jpghttp://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Lil_Wayne_umvd001.jpg

No contest. Heeeeellllllllooooooooo phelpsy!

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 12:30 AM
The jeans are actually A LOT pinker. The image is a little dull. It's in the Midnite Vultures cd booklet, that picture hangs proudly over my bed. If you're not aware, Midnite Vultures is his sextacy album.

I very much like to think he used to get fucked up alot. I'm so sure he doesn't anymore though, he's just popping xanax I bet


No contest. Heeeeellllllllooooooooo phelpsy!

I would very much like to sig this. But I won't. Just putting it out there

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 12:32 AM
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/phelps_pubic_bone.jpg


http://www.hunkdujour.com/blog/michael_phelps/michael_phelps_3_530.jpg


These two are really intense

bluemamba
09-17-2008, 12:34 AM
What is it with rappers and gangsters plucking their eyebrows like that???

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 12:35 AM
thats whats really hood

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 12:41 AM
Thank you for bumping this thread HG. I was too shy to do it, believe it or not

boarderwoozel3
09-17-2008, 12:50 AM
I would very much like to sig this. But I won't. Just putting it out there

Meh. I'm indifferent. Its true. Really though, look at that stomach... yikes.

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 12:53 AM
Thank you for bumping this thread HG. I was too shy to do it, believe it or not

you? shy?
Michael Phelps says "n plz"

http://www.mgoswim.com/wp-content/gallery/2008-ohio-state-grand-prix-day-1-finals/michael_phelps_200free_awards.jpg

gaypalmsprings
09-17-2008, 07:00 AM
http://chrisafer.com/images/phelps.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 10:51 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/StaroftheNights/mp5.jpg

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 10:58 PM
http://www.secsportsfan.com/images/michael-phelps-splash.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:00 PM
whoa, scary! ^^^

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1087/1193190649_84ba3c17a7.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:08 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g186/mikhy72/michael_phelps_80673022.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2348/1573871272_6a887a8af8.jpg

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:20 PM
http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lil_wayne45.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:21 PM
Eeek!! Stop it!!

That might be one of the worst ones

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:22 PM
hahahhaahaha

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:22 PM
Lil Wayne makes me feel kinda racist

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:24 PM
no. Black people make you kinda racist. Stop sugar coating it.

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:27 PM
I love the Black People. I was just singing Destiny's Child earlier today!

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:29 PM
lies.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:30 PM
dude, this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile

serious harcore, actual LaughingOutLoud going on over here

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:32 PM
I cannot stop giggling

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:33 PM
i cried when i first saw it.
Oh, and speaking of Destinys Child, I watched this earlier today lolz

aASCZgbJxC8

gaypalmsprings
09-17-2008, 11:34 PM
Lil Wayne gets naked during performance

by AL_CAPONE

SATURDAY JULY 21, 2007
Last night New Orleans rapper Lil’ Wayne, real name Dwayne Carter Jr., was reported to have stripped naked while performing at a local concert in Baton Rouge, LA. According to reports several onlookers and fans were speechless.

“He was in the middle of performing, “Grown Man”, says witness Trey Washburn. “All of a sudden he just pulls his pants down. I couldn’t believe what i was seeing. Shit is messed up.”

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:36 PM
so he was actually toning it down at the VMAS? :D

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:36 PM
MADtv has some true gems.

and that's a fucking nightmare GPS!! Some of those people must be scarred for life

gaypalmsprings
09-17-2008, 11:48 PM
Michael Phelps in the off season....

http://falunhr.org/newsletter/images/ZhangXiaohong.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:49 PM
oh jesus

GPS, you know you now have to post some truly hunky pics to make up for this travesty

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:51 PM
will this do?
http://www.giantmag.com/art/lil+wayne.jpg

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:52 PM
I may not be able to ever be sexual again if you continue with the Lil Wayne pics

paulb
09-17-2008, 11:54 PM
I may not be able to ever be sexual again if you continue with the Lil Wayne pics

have u ever been sexual with a man before? and kissing and holding hands doesnt count.

sbessiso
09-17-2008, 11:55 PM
What an awkward question!

nosy bastard

HunterGather
09-17-2008, 11:57 PM
Timbaland is giving you 4 minutes to answer :D
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/Photographic3000/MADONNA/4%20Minutes/4M_video_503.jpg

gaypalmsprings
09-18-2008, 12:01 AM
http://www.xcomment.com/g1/img/lil_wayne___baby101807075648.gif

HunterGather
09-18-2008, 12:03 AM
thats too many fucking tattoos.

sbessiso
09-18-2008, 12:17 AM
have u ever been sexual with a man before? and kissing and holding hands doesnt count.

I decided to not answer your question PB...


http://www.mensjournal.com/phelps1.jpg
http://www.brendanhansenonline.com/Resource/MichaelPhelps3

paulb
09-18-2008, 12:19 AM
u know im just messin around with u Salah...

http://5fingers.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/daniel-craig-speedo12.jpg

sbessiso
09-18-2008, 12:22 AM
I know u is PaulB

HunterGather
09-18-2008, 12:25 AM
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/phelps.gif

rage patton
09-18-2008, 12:30 AM
lies.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

hehehe...


Johnny doesn't smell like a wet dog when he gets rained on!

sbessiso
09-18-2008, 12:32 AM
I really don't get it, Hunter. Who is that guy? Phelps isnt really choking him is he? I'm so lost

HunterGather
09-18-2008, 12:35 AM
Its fake.
The guy getting choked was prolly made just for that animated gif/video.

http://www.cemtrafik.com/dur-gece-gif.gif rrrrrrrrrr

HunterGather
09-18-2008, 12:37 AM
ah, heres the video it came from.

Its funny up until the choking part.
AhjwnsVUeto

sbessiso
09-18-2008, 12:40 AM
Hmm, I feel dumb. Does Phelps really flip him off? That's soo funny

HunterGather
09-18-2008, 12:42 AM
no he does not...watch the video...

*sigh*

sbessiso
09-18-2008, 12:42 AM
I'm done with it. I can feel your frustration

HunterGather
09-18-2008, 12:47 AM
lolorz :)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/more/03/30/worlds.friday/t1_phelps_team_all.jpg

gaypalmsprings
09-20-2008, 09:04 AM
Michael Phelps Stripped Of Medals After Chinese Discover Small Outboard Motor In His Ass

It is a sad day for America at the Olympics.

Michael Phelps, who seemed unstoppable and virtually unbeatable, has been stripped of all his medals and will no longer be allowed to compete in any more events.

Turns out the acclaimed swimmer had a little extra help in the form of an outboard motor discreetly hidden in his ass.

For weeks we've heard explanations about why Michael is so fast, including his long torso and his remarkable endurance, but during a recent record-breaking swim, a sharp-eyed, Chinese official noticed a strange protrusion in the swimmer's backside.

Turns out it was a eCycle 6hp outboard motor - a top of the line motor intended for use on small boats and yachts. Not Olympic swimmers.

How the swimmer was able to hide such a thing in his ass, let alone operate it, remains a mystery. But Michael did it and now the world can only shake it's head in shock.

"This explains his incredible speed and also the small wake he produced in his swimming lane," said one Olympic Committee member.

So for those of us who doubted that a human could swim so fast, there is now, sadly, confirmation.

And Michael joins the ranks of other disgraced super-athletes like Marion Jones, Jose Conseco and Floyd Landis.

Yes, it is a sad day for the USA.

Jerm05
09-20-2008, 11:53 PM
damn..KoL killed it on tonights SNL. can't wait to grab their album.

sbessiso
09-21-2008, 04:56 AM
the 1st song was godawful but I kinda enjoyed the second one.

Terrible terrible show though, I only laughedoutloud ONCE. (when they did dora the explorer voiced by rosie perez and she was all like "I wanna coookie")

the willem dafoe thing was kinda cool, but jesus christ, weekend update is the weakest its ever been. at least in AWHILE

C DUB YA
09-21-2008, 07:46 AM
SNL - horrid show (as usual) I don't think I laughed at all, maybe when Kristen animal snorted during the OJ witness skit, but really, nothing else. The Cougar thing was OK - I hate Cameron Diaz though. James Franco wasn't very good. The Digital short thing has run its course - that's two weeks in a row of nothing but weird looks and crickets. Fuck Andy Sandberg, he ain't that funny and 9 times out of 10 his digital shorts blow.

They need to fire Jason Sedakis, Keenan Thompson, Andy Sandberg, Darrell Hammond, that new guy and new gal - pronto.

Kristen Wig, Bill H, and Amy are the best things on there... hands down.

KOL did kill it on both songs - sounded fantastic.

sbessiso
09-21-2008, 08:07 AM
C'mon now, that first song was terrible. The second one was real good.

C DUB YA
09-21-2008, 10:53 AM
I really like Sex on Fire - saw them do it live a few weeks back, I've liked it ever since I first heard it, but I really like them though.

I do like the second one more - also very good.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-21-2008, 11:05 AM
I enjoy Sex On Fire as well...they played live for the 1st time at APW....

sbessiso
10-29-2008, 06:54 PM
is that Phelpsy that I see in the new "Guitar Hero" commercial? I approve

McAwesome
10-29-2008, 07:47 PM
http://lishacauthen.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/michael_phelps1.jpg

http://www.queerclick.com/images/michaelphelps_bigbulge.jpg

HunterGather
05-08-2010, 05:33 AM
So, Betty White is hosting tonight, with musical guest Jay-Z!!

HunterGather
05-08-2010, 06:51 PM
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sbessiso
05-08-2010, 07:34 PM
cant wait!!!