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Stefinitely Maybe
09-11-2008, 09:46 AM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/icebergREX_450x300.jpg

Full story here. (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Giant_ice_penis_-_is_climate_change_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2)

At least mother nature has a sense of humour.

Quadromarshia
09-11-2008, 09:50 AM
GTFO! That shit's hillarious!

Jon Blazed
09-11-2008, 09:55 AM
Cockberg!!!!!

sbessiso
09-11-2008, 09:55 AM
how punny

Jon Blazed
09-11-2008, 09:57 AM
Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom

rage patton
09-11-2008, 09:58 AM
This is the best news story ever.

marooko
09-11-2008, 11:03 AM
when we gonna see the giant vaginaberg?

amyzzz
09-11-2008, 11:05 AM
Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doomsigged

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-11-2008, 11:06 AM
how punny

whore.

Pixiessp
09-11-2008, 11:21 AM
the penis mightier.

hawkingvsreeve
09-11-2008, 12:03 PM
.... cold cocked?







I know. Too easy.

hawkingvsreeve
09-11-2008, 12:05 PM
Cockciscle.

Brrrrcumcision.





Alright, I'll stop.

SFChrissy
09-11-2008, 12:16 PM
power of the penis!!!

shakermaker113
09-11-2008, 12:25 PM
I'd like to hear what Al Gore has to say about this.

Memorial_07
09-11-2008, 03:12 PM
Now if it had been an ice sculpter than it wouldn't be a surprise, but Mother Nature?
she should be at the comedy festival this year

rage patton
09-11-2008, 03:47 PM
Brrrrcumcision.

+10

Mr.Nipples
09-11-2008, 05:27 PM
*siiiggggghhhh*


the south pole

i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet

gaypalmsprings
09-11-2008, 05:30 PM
It'll prolly attract sperm whales.

betao
09-11-2008, 08:03 PM
Cockberg - this could be one of the greatest words ever.

woogie846
09-11-2008, 08:19 PM
*siiiggggghhhh*


the south pole

i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet

How didn't I think of that?

Memorial_07
09-11-2008, 08:23 PM
Cockberg - this could be one of the greatest words ever.

yeah it is actually really clever

Hannahrain
09-11-2008, 09:05 PM
"Cockberg" is the worst portmanteau since "edutainment".

Hannahrain
09-11-2008, 09:07 PM
I mean, say it. Try to say it. It's phonetically unpleasant. It sounds like choking, vomiting, and burping simultaneously.

gaypalmsprings
09-11-2008, 09:09 PM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.

paulb
09-12-2008, 05:02 AM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.

im sure your ass could handle it.

TomAz
09-12-2008, 08:05 AM
blue balls.

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:04 AM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.


im sure your ass could handle it. Don't worry GPS... Melts in your mouth, not your hands!

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:07 AM
when we gonna see the giant vaginaberg? You snooze, you lose, Marooko...That was exposed a long time ago and it talked even!:nono

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:09 AM
*siiiggggghhhh*


the south pole

i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet Because you want one of those that points North? Damn, is it too early for a Snow Cone?

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:10 AM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
Now that I found this thread, I'm suddenly infatuated with the thought of snowmen.

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:12 AM
Yikes! One more post and I'll be frigid!