View Full Version : Global warming creates GIANT ICE PENIS
Stefinitely Maybe
09-11-2008, 09:46 AM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/icebergREX_450x300.jpg
Full story here. (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Giant_ice_penis_-_is_climate_change_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2)
At least mother nature has a sense of humour.
Quadromarshia
09-11-2008, 09:50 AM
GTFO! That shit's hillarious!
Jon Blazed
09-11-2008, 09:55 AM
Cockberg!!!!!
sbessiso
09-11-2008, 09:55 AM
how punny
Jon Blazed
09-11-2008, 09:57 AM
Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom
rage patton
09-11-2008, 09:58 AM
This is the best news story ever.
marooko
09-11-2008, 11:03 AM
when we gonna see the giant vaginaberg?
amyzzz
09-11-2008, 11:05 AM
Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doomsigged
TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-11-2008, 11:06 AM
how punny
whore.
Pixiessp
09-11-2008, 11:21 AM
the penis mightier.
hawkingvsreeve
09-11-2008, 12:03 PM
.... cold cocked?
I know. Too easy.
hawkingvsreeve
09-11-2008, 12:05 PM
Cockciscle.
Brrrrcumcision.
Alright, I'll stop.
SFChrissy
09-11-2008, 12:16 PM
power of the penis!!!
shakermaker113
09-11-2008, 12:25 PM
I'd like to hear what Al Gore has to say about this.
Memorial_07
09-11-2008, 03:12 PM
Now if it had been an ice sculpter than it wouldn't be a surprise, but Mother Nature?
she should be at the comedy festival this year
rage patton
09-11-2008, 03:47 PM
Brrrrcumcision.
+10
Mr.Nipples
09-11-2008, 05:27 PM
*siiiggggghhhh*
the south pole
i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet
gaypalmsprings
09-11-2008, 05:30 PM
It'll prolly attract sperm whales.
betao
09-11-2008, 08:03 PM
Cockberg - this could be one of the greatest words ever.
woogie846
09-11-2008, 08:19 PM
*siiiggggghhhh*
the south pole
i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet
How didn't I think of that?
Memorial_07
09-11-2008, 08:23 PM
Cockberg - this could be one of the greatest words ever.
yeah it is actually really clever
Hannahrain
09-11-2008, 09:05 PM
"Cockberg" is the worst portmanteau since "edutainment".
Hannahrain
09-11-2008, 09:07 PM
I mean, say it. Try to say it. It's phonetically unpleasant. It sounds like choking, vomiting, and burping simultaneously.
gaypalmsprings
09-11-2008, 09:09 PM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
paulb
09-12-2008, 05:02 AM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
im sure your ass could handle it.
TomAz
09-12-2008, 08:05 AM
blue balls.
BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:04 AM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
im sure your ass could handle it. Don't worry GPS... Melts in your mouth, not your hands!
BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:07 AM
when we gonna see the giant vaginaberg? You snooze, you lose, Marooko...That was exposed a long time ago and it talked even!:nono
BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:09 AM
*siiiggggghhhh*
the south pole
i cant believe somebody didnt say that yet Because you want one of those that points North? Damn, is it too early for a Snow Cone?
BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:10 AM
The cockberg must be huge, as 90% is underwater & can't be seen. We are really gonna get screwed by these.
Now that I found this thread, I'm suddenly infatuated with the thought of snowmen.
BROKENDOLL
09-12-2008, 09:12 AM
Yikes! One more post and I'll be frigid!