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flowbee
09-09-2008, 01:47 AM
With Tae Kwon Do.

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All That I Am
09-09-2008, 02:05 AM
I used to work on the really rich side of town and one day a customer came in wearing a shotokan shirt from the dojo i used to go to as a kid. I talked to him for a while and he said he used to teach there but had to quit when he moved to take care of his mother. He said he lived just a few blocks away and if i ever had a day off he taught classes in a dojo he had built. I thought i'd be interesting to get back into after all these years, so one saturday i stopped by to check it out. This guy had turned his mom's single car garage into a cheesy little dojo, he only had female students and they were all high school aged (this really bothered me) When we would run through a new move he would go full boar on me and he'd appear to lose it slightly. I finished the one lesson and high tailed it out of there.
This video kinda reminds me of him.

bug on your lip
09-09-2008, 05:44 AM
You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

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All That I Am
09-12-2008, 09:40 PM
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HunterGather
09-12-2008, 10:57 PM
My parents don't understand me. I just wanna do drugs and put my dick in things.

woogie846
09-12-2008, 11:16 PM
"I'd like to level with you."

TomAz
09-14-2008, 09:40 PM
fukk yew.

Hannahrain
09-14-2008, 09:41 PM
I wish my kids weren't such drug-addled hooligans.