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canexplain
09-07-2008, 10:39 AM
lets see how mike and dani are today lol ... there has been this skit by george carlin for years ... words you can never say on tv .. is it still valid, can you use them at work, in general conversations, all of that ... so lets see if it has changed .. btw, tygerlady is off with her daugher and grand niece, and i am here alone with some teq lol .. they know better then to leave me alone ... x****


Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

guessing this doesnt last fifty posts cuz what can you say , but lets see ....

bmack86
09-07-2008, 10:45 AM
Well, you can say Shit in certain context on the air now, so Carlin is one step closer to getting his standup played on TV.

canexplain
09-07-2008, 10:56 AM
Well, you can say Shit in certain context on the air now, so Carlin is one step closer to getting his standup played on TV.

for some reason, when i was younger, i never used the word asshole, i still dont now mostly, it just sounds gross, but the lady references, i never had a hard time with them ... not sure what that means .. hey guys, are the ladies not what we live and die for eh .... x****

BROKENDOLL
09-07-2008, 11:04 AM
I don't know about words, but I know of atleast 7 kinds of pictures you can't post on this board! Oh, and listen here, you motherfucking cocksucker, it really pisses me off that you're allowed to brag n' shit about being left unattended with all those damn titty treats and tequila! Greedy Bastard!:thu

BROKENDOLL
09-07-2008, 11:09 AM
for some reason, when i was younger, i never used the word asshole, i still dont now mostly, it just sounds gross, but the lady references, i never had a hard time with them ... not sure what that means .. hey guys, are the ladies not what we live and die for eh .... x**** I don't know about living and dying for the ladies, but I know our "references" keep you around.:rolleyes

fiyahhh!
09-07-2008, 11:15 AM
tit for tat

frozen pilgrim
09-07-2008, 11:17 AM
Well, you can say Shit in certain context on the air now, so Carlin is one step closer to getting his standup played on TV.

...it never occurred to me until now that I've never seen a carlin special on network or regular cable television.
although HBO has somehow made every one of his specials available on google video now, so there's finally a way for everyone in the world to learn his lessons.

M Sparks
09-07-2008, 11:37 AM
...it never occurred to me until now that I've never seen a carlin special on network or regular cable television.
although HBO has somehow made every one of his specials available on google video now, so there's finally a way for everyone in the world to learn his lessons.

HBO ran pretty much all his specials the week after he died- I have about 13 hours of them on my DVR. I need to take a weekend and burn them all to DVD.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-07-2008, 11:38 AM
I thought **** was the only word you couldn't say?

fiyahhh!
09-07-2008, 11:43 AM
are you talking about p-i-n-g?

frozen pilgrim
09-07-2008, 12:29 PM
**** yes

marooko
09-07-2008, 12:31 PM
titty titty bang bang.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-07-2008, 01:11 PM
**** **** **** ****

sbessiso
09-07-2008, 01:17 PM
**** **** **** ****

it's like suprefan talking!

rage patton
09-07-2008, 03:54 PM
Ron, you are awesome.

bug on your lip
09-08-2008, 08:01 AM
p. ing

SFChrissy
09-08-2008, 08:21 AM
I've heard god damn on the radio with out a flinch...

Jon Blazed
09-08-2008, 08:31 AM
This thread is tits!

bug on your lip
09-08-2008, 08:33 AM
FUKKIN A !

http://lemonodor.com/archives/images/fuckin-a-guitar.jpg

zenidogx
09-08-2008, 09:07 AM
here's a word you can still use- Fail! this thread is full of it.


jk. no thread by one of the better boardmembers can fail. no matter how drunk he was when it was started.

TomAz
09-08-2008, 09:09 AM
Milton Berle was jewish. one day he took some christian friends with him and his family to the temple. the rabbi was tickled and greeted the group: "Welcome goys and berles!"

canexplain
09-08-2008, 10:17 AM
you guys are way too nice .. rock and roll.. lets change the world .. x****

algunz
09-08-2008, 01:14 PM
:poo

amyzzz
09-08-2008, 02:40 PM
lets see how mike and dani are today lol ... there has been this skit by george carlin for years ... words you can never say on tv .. is it still valid, can you use them at work, in general conversations, all of that ... so lets see if it has changed .. btw, tygerlady is off with her daugher and grand niece, and i am here alone with some teq lol .. they know better then to leave me alone ... x****


Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

guessing this doesnt last fifty posts cuz what can you say , but lets see ....
I hate the t word, ron.

bug on your lip
09-08-2008, 02:41 PM
up the dosage & you'll be fine

frozen pilgrim
09-08-2008, 03:02 PM
my favorite off the list is
'tater tits- betcha can't eat just one'

Young blood
09-08-2008, 03:16 PM
******

TomAz
09-08-2008, 03:33 PM
I don't know how you can p_ing your lamedar. I can't make any sense of if myself to tell if it's lame or what.

dorkfish
09-08-2008, 03:36 PM
p. ing
didn't you get pi.ng banned mr lamedar?

Young blood
09-08-2008, 03:39 PM
****

TomAz
09-08-2008, 04:10 PM
****

canexplain
09-08-2008, 05:52 PM
ok so most were right, a bit too trashed lol.. x****

boarderwoozel3
09-08-2008, 05:54 PM
And the Emmy goes to Bob Saget.

boarderwoozel3
09-08-2008, 05:55 PM
****

pong?

canexplain
09-08-2008, 05:59 PM
hey yb, the broncos are coming on, we gonna win? and so it doesnt go off topic, those motherfucking cunts better not win, oakland of course ... i hate to hate them cuz they are so close to the bay, but then oakland and san francisco are like black and white imho ...x*****

sorry tom i will always do the **********

boarderwoozel3
09-08-2008, 06:04 PM
, but then oakland and san francisco are like black and white imho ...x*****


Very literally in a number of ways.

canexplain
09-08-2008, 06:10 PM
Very literally in a number of ways.

yea i thought of that, i went to the city or south of there maybe 50 times in my life, always loved it, but one time i had to go to a class for work, and it was in oakland, wow, it really was like night and day .. but the peeps who live there seem to like it, so it goes .....x****