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Stefinitely Maybe
08-22-2008, 05:38 AM
There's this new guy who just joined our company like two weeks ago, and he seriously burps and farts more than anyone I've ever known in my life. He seems to think it's perfectly acceptable office behaviour too; he makes no attempt to restrain or conceal, he just lets rip and then carries on with his work, as though nothing happened.

What is the correct etiquette in this situation? Is there anything I can do?

marooko
08-22-2008, 05:46 AM
smack him. or ask him to fart in the bathroom, it smells.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-22-2008, 05:50 AM
Also, he's American.

marooko
08-22-2008, 05:54 AM
what are you trying to say?

gaypalmsprings
08-22-2008, 06:06 AM
I bet he has nice teeth.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-22-2008, 06:07 AM
I am trying to say that there is a new American guy in my office who farts and burps a lot.

gaypalmsprings
08-22-2008, 06:08 AM
http://www.jokeslab.com/jokepics/fishfart.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-22-2008, 06:33 AM
the answer is 4 years...with the same group of people.

stuporfly
08-22-2008, 06:54 AM
I always burp and fart as often as possible on my first day in a new job. It gives my co-workers an idea of what to expect, and I find they appreciate the honesty. But I'll have done it all the way through my interview, too, so it's not like anyone should be too terribly surprised.

marooko
08-22-2008, 07:47 AM
im farting right now.

locachica73
08-22-2008, 07:56 AM
as my mother use to tell me... more room on the outside...

ew

Memorial_07
08-22-2008, 09:31 AM
As long as he gets the job done it's fine

bluemamba
08-22-2008, 07:02 PM
Why dont you just fart in his face?? Eat a lot of boiled eggs all day the day before you see him at work and lay one on him. Trust me, he WILL stop.

amyzzz
08-23-2008, 07:12 AM
Why dont you just fart in his face?? Eat a lot of boiled eggs all day the day before you see him at work and lay one on him. Trust me, he WILL stop.
Oh, so that's why I had gas yesterday. Damn eggs.

bluemamba
08-23-2008, 09:12 AM
Oh, so that's why I had gas yesterday. Damn eggs.

Eggs give me a lot of gas. Its like the only thing that does that to me.




anyways...



on the side note......


How far into a new job is it okay to shyt at your desk?

PassiveTheory
08-23-2008, 06:00 PM
On the first day.

Heresy
08-25-2008, 10:15 AM
Stick a cork up his blow hole. That should teach him.

TheGunner'sDream
08-25-2008, 10:16 AM
id like to shit on my boss's desk one day.