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Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 10:36 AM
today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts

boarderwoozel3
08-19-2008, 10:41 AM
Its because you smell... I'd keep my distance too.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 10:47 AM
yeah right if you took a wiff of me you 'd be like a flower to a bee

bluemamba
08-19-2008, 10:51 AM
Im sorry to hear that roadkill. I happends sometimes i guess. Keep your head up and listen to this song. Feel better

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Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 10:52 AM
thanks blue i aint's blue no mo'

bluemamba
08-19-2008, 10:54 AM
For your situation theres always a good solution. rufees.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 11:01 AM
rufees wainwright, maybe i'll ask a dude out

bluemamba
08-19-2008, 11:05 AM
Thats always a possibility. just go gay. try to aim low at first.

faxman75
08-19-2008, 11:06 AM
When you get rejected like that dude, don't grasp on to any contact by ASKING if you could be friends. If she was nice and decent and not creeped out or scared of you she would have given you the, "I'm not interested in you that way, I would rather be friends" line.

Relax,don't act so anxious and you know what i'm gonna help the board out here and post a list of rules my friend Ryan has come up with.

faxman75
08-19-2008, 11:08 AM
................

captncrzy
08-19-2008, 11:08 AM
I love this guy

thestripe
08-19-2008, 11:09 AM
Holy shit. You guys are all fucking idiots.


I'm using the ignore option for the first time in 5 years.

faxman75
08-19-2008, 11:11 AM
Holy shit. You guys are all fucking idiots.


I'm using the ignore option for the first time in 5 years.

Why?

locachica73
08-19-2008, 11:13 AM
That reminds me of that book "He's Just Not That Into You" lol. Which I have used often in my search for a relationship and even as a reason to break up with someone.

I love rule #3 & #5. It applies to my ex who is trying to pretend he has changed and isn't still a lieing cheating male whore. I know him well enough to know that no matter how much he tells me he loves me he will always put his dick in other women. STAY AWAY!!!

frozen pilgrim
08-19-2008, 11:27 AM
today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts

maybe she read some of the inane bullshit you post on here

bluemamba
08-19-2008, 11:29 AM
maybe she read some of the inane bullshit you post on here

Dont say that. The guy is in pain.


Faxman you didnt have to post that big ass list in here. Just link him to your new thread.

faxman75
08-19-2008, 11:31 AM
I got rid of the list no worries. I had no idea a list would annoy so many people. You fucks are funny.

bluemamba
08-19-2008, 11:34 AM
Its not annoying. Just dont post that fat list everywere like some douchebags posts there wish list poster everywhere when any artist discussion is brought up.

I dont hate the list. A lot of the things on there make sense.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 11:58 AM
maybe she read some of the inane bullshit you post on here

frozen if u cant say anything nice do say anything at all. but all in all do what u must, i just write bro, it might make sense it might not might be a joke might not. since when are message boards seroius business i dont get ur drift frozen

frozen pilgrim
08-19-2008, 12:00 PM
naw, don't sweat it, man. it's my brand of humor. it takes a while to catch on. I happen to find you quite funny at times, actually. you're evidently a dude with a sense of humor

TomAz
08-19-2008, 12:11 PM
today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts

You should take this more like a man. Instead of whining on a message board, go choke a hooker.

frozen pilgrim
08-19-2008, 12:12 PM
doesn't say where he lives, hookers could be scarce.
shoot a dog.

SFChrissy
08-19-2008, 12:12 PM
what a bitch...if someone was interested in me and I didn't know it I'd appreciate it if they wanted to "Hang Out" vs. "a Date"...that's when a friendship is developed and you can show her how cute and irresistable you are as you lean in for the kisskiss at the end or mid point of the evening...not because you want to but because the vibe is right...you have to be intuitive!!!

faxman75
08-19-2008, 12:14 PM
I don't care where you live. They have craigslist everyfuckingwhere and where there is craigslist there are hookers.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:15 PM
i've got no sense of humor at all, the doctors told my mother if she wanted an abortion because it showed that i would be born without a sense of it

locachica73
08-19-2008, 12:15 PM
does the choking cost extra? just curious.

humanoid
08-19-2008, 12:16 PM
You should take this more like a man. Instead of whining on a message board, go choke a hooker.

sound advice if I've ever heard any

faxman75
08-19-2008, 12:16 PM
what a bitch...if someone was interested in me and I didn't know it I'd appreciate it if they wanted to "Hang Out" vs. "a Date"...that's when a friendship is developed and you can show her how cute and irresistable you are as you lean in for the kisskiss at the end or mid point of the evening...not because you want to but because the vibe is right...you have to be intuitive!!!

I'm not saying this to be an ass towards the guy but seriously if the the guy was annoying would you really want to hang out? If you thought he was "nice" woudln't you say something along the lines of "hey, i'm sorry but i still would like to be friends or hang out" if that's what you wanted? I mean, I know some chicks are just straight up bitches but some dudes can be straight up clingy and annoying as well. I obviously don't know the dude so I can't say either way.

faxman75
08-19-2008, 12:17 PM
does the choking cost extra? just curious.

Depends on what is negotiated up front. Most hookers don't even get nude, they arrive, you start to negotiate then a very large black man comes in the room, takes all of your money and the girl and you try again next weekend.

TommyboyUNM
08-19-2008, 12:19 PM
today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts


After the week I've had, well the fucking few months I've had, I don't have much sympathy for you. You were never with her and she never made you bullshit promises. Move on.

Young blood
08-19-2008, 12:20 PM
hahahahahaha ......hahahahaha jesus I hate this place.

locachica73
08-19-2008, 12:20 PM
that may get in the way of the choking. I doubt the very large black man would allow for that.

bug's mom
08-19-2008, 12:20 PM
I don't care where you live. They have craigslist everyfuckingwhere and where there is craigslist there are hookers.

I'm on craigslist.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:21 PM
the hookers out here all have hooks

humanoid
08-19-2008, 12:21 PM
does the choking cost extra? just curious.

yes, but the beauty is, you get an instant refund...

humanoid
08-19-2008, 12:22 PM
the hookers out here all have hooks

that's a unique dilemma

full on idle
08-19-2008, 12:22 PM
it doesn't have to be this way The

locachica73
08-19-2008, 12:22 PM
well i didnt want to choke her to death... sheesh

humanoid
08-19-2008, 12:24 PM
well i didnt want to choke her to death... sheesh

probably a little harsh you're right, that was just the first thing that popped into my head when I read the phrase "choke a hooker"

SFChrissy
08-19-2008, 12:25 PM
I'm not saying this to be an ass towards the guy but seriously if the the guy was annoying would you really want to hang out? If you thought he was "nice" woudln't you say something along the lines of "hey, i'm sorry but i still would like to be friends or hang out" if that's what you wanted? I mean, I know some chicks are just straight up bitches but some dudes can be straight up clingy and annoying as well. I obviously don't know the dude so I can't say either way.
are you suggesting roadkillinghighway...is an annoying fuck??? Cause yeah, if a person is just all around lame...no I would not wan to hang out...or be friends...but if the guy has a bit of interesting qualities then yeah I'd want to hang out...

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:26 PM
how about hook a choker

humanoid
08-19-2008, 12:27 PM
/\ if that works for you, sure

thestripe
08-19-2008, 12:28 PM
it doesn't have to be this way The

I don't think it's going to get any better Full.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:30 PM
im a nice guy who treats people with respect, i likes the ladies but they are truly from mars

SFChrissy
08-19-2008, 12:31 PM
im a nice guy who treats people with respect, i likes the ladies but they are truly from marshaving a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

TomAz
08-19-2008, 12:32 PM
well no wonder you fucked it up roadkill

http://www.annarborvineyard.org/ministries/media/pc_mars.jpg

bluemamba
08-19-2008, 12:32 PM
Depends on what is negotiated up front. Most hookers don't even get nude, they arrive, you start to negotiate then a very large black man comes in the room, takes all of your money and the girl and you try again next weekend.

happend to me once. its not fun.

some people liked to be choked, roadkill. you just gotta do a little research if thats your thing.

PotVsKtl
08-19-2008, 12:33 PM
Fuck you get AIDS die suck dicks.

allyjoy
08-19-2008, 12:33 PM
this is what came up when I searched ladies from mars
http://www.aucoindubois.com/festival-du-rire/2006/ladiesnight.jpg

boarderwoozel3
08-19-2008, 12:33 PM
having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

Out of left field but true.

MissingPerson
08-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Well hold on, were you choking a hooker as you asked the girl out?
'Cause that's cool in private or whatever, but girls don't like to see you do it or anything...

locachica73
08-19-2008, 12:36 PM
having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

amen

allyjoy
08-19-2008, 12:39 PM
having a huge cock does make a significant difference in the response you get from the ladies...

false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:40 PM
i was not choking a hooker but hooking a choker, maybe she was into choking hookers and mad that i hooked the choker. as for the size of cock i've got a decent size 5 inches

Young blood
08-19-2008, 12:41 PM
holy christ. How do you delete your account here?

thestripe
08-19-2008, 12:42 PM
No shit.

TommyboyUNM
08-19-2008, 12:43 PM
i was not choking a hooker but hooking a choker, maybe she was into choking hookers and mad that i hooked the choker. as for the size of cock i've got a decent size 5 inches


Wow. Alright I've checked out of this. Stop crying about a woman who never showed interest in you in the first place. That's it.

Blinken
08-19-2008, 12:43 PM
Why don't you hack in and delete Roadkill's account.

boarderwoozel3
08-19-2008, 12:46 PM
false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.

This is true but having a big dick will get you more female (or male) attention by default.

boarderwoozel3
08-19-2008, 12:47 PM
Wow. Alright I've checked out of this. Stop crying about a woman who never showed interest in you in the first place. That's it.

Psst, it's probably all a joke...

SoulDischarge
08-19-2008, 12:48 PM
Maybe you should consider a heroin addiction. I hear it depletes your sex drive and it helps the economy.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:52 PM
well im gonna start stuffing the forefront with a rolled up sock

SFChrissy
08-19-2008, 12:52 PM
false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.
yes, it's not everything but it is significant...do you mean to tell me that if you had 2 male candidates with the same schmuck charactoristics and it came down to small penis vs. lg penis regardless of said schmucks skills lg penis would always win by a landslide...this can not be denied...even if guy has doens't know how to clean the kitchet at least girlfriend has the equipment to get herself off with the lg penis...

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:53 PM
Maybe you should consider a heroin addiction. I hear it depletes your sex drive and it helps the economy.

i'll consider it only if u buy the heroin

faxman75
08-19-2008, 12:54 PM
yes, it's not everything but it is significant...do you mean to tell me that if you had 2 male candidates with the same schmuck charactoristics and it came down to small penis vs. lg penis regardless of said schmucks skills lg penis would always win by a landslide...this can not be denied...even if guy has doens't know how to clean the kitchet at least girlfriend has the equipment to get herself off with the lg penis...


I think the bigger issue would be what is drawing you to a schmuck. Why wouldn't you just pass on both and find a nonschmuck? Then get to know his penis size later.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 12:54 PM
yes, it's not everything but it is significant...do you mean to tell me that if you had 2 male candidates with the same schmuck charactoristics and it came down to small penis vs. lg penis regardless of said schmucks skills lg penis would always win by a landslide...this can not be denied...even if guy has doens't know how to clean the kitchet at least girlfriend has the equipment to get herself off with the lg penis...

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Babes/ridiculously_large_breasts.jpg

SoulDischarge
08-19-2008, 12:55 PM
yes, it's not everything but it is significant...do you mean to tell me that if you had 2 male candidates with the same schmuck charactoristics and it came down to small penis vs. lg penis regardless of said schmucks skills lg penis would always win by a landslide...this can not be denied...even if guy has doens't know how to clean the kitchet at least girlfriend has the equipment to get herself off with the lg penis...

www.fuckingmachines.com

SFChrissy
08-19-2008, 12:55 PM
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Babes/ridiculously_large_breasts.jpg
that just made my back hurt...

faxman75
08-19-2008, 12:55 PM
holy christ. How do you delete your account here?


You can't you are being forced to read this thread, over and over and over again.

Young blood
08-19-2008, 12:56 PM
www.fuckingmachines.com

holy shit johnny five welding an ass slapping chain saw.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 12:59 PM
holy shit johnny five welding an ass slapping chain saw.

input.. need input

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 12:59 PM
small penis nice attitude vs big penis bad attitude sounds like another thread or a polle no pun intended

Young blood
08-19-2008, 01:00 PM
input.. need input


his other hand is a giant dildo. im trying to find a pic now.

allyjoy
08-19-2008, 01:04 PM
yes, it's not everything but it is significant...do you mean to tell me that if you had 2 male candidates with the same schmuck charactoristics and it came down to small penis vs. lg penis regardless of said schmucks skills lg penis would always win by a landslide...this can not be denied...even if guy has doens't know how to clean the kitchet at least girlfriend has the equipment to get herself off with the lg penis...

I think this conversation should be continued in the girls only thread :)

boarderwoozel3
08-19-2008, 01:07 PM
TGO thread is about to get really popular...

sbessiso
08-19-2008, 01:08 PM
today is a sad day for me, i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date and she said no, i asked, can we just be friends, she said, yes but from a distance. how sad a day broken bottles broken hearts

let's go watch "mamma mia!" and get pizza

SoulDischarge
08-19-2008, 01:10 PM
let's go watch "mamma mia!" and get pizza

Rapist.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 01:12 PM
how bout we go get mamma mia while watching pizza

BROKENDOLL
08-19-2008, 01:14 PM
holy christ. How do you delete your account here? In as much as I'd like to help you with that, you'll have to wait while I mop up the beverage residue your post caused me to blow all over my screen, thank you very much! :thu

sbessiso
08-19-2008, 01:15 PM
how bout we go get mamma mia while watching pizza

whatever floats your boat, pumpkin

locachica73
08-19-2008, 01:16 PM
yes, it's not everything but it is significant...do you mean to tell me that if you had 2 male candidates with the same schmuck charactoristics and it came down to small penis vs. lg penis regardless of said schmucks skills lg penis would always win by a landslide...this can not be denied...even if guy has doens't know how to clean the kitchet at least girlfriend has the equipment to get herself off with the lg penis...

I don't know, I would prefer someone I can have a conversation with and then if they are lacking in that area when the time comes we can always find a way to work it out. And I have been with a guy who had a large penis and it wasn't that great, they seem to think if they have alot to work with they don't need to know how to work it. I prefer a guy with a normal size penis and a need to succeed.

allyjoy
08-19-2008, 01:18 PM
they seem to think if they have a lot to work with they don't need to know how to work it. I prefer a guy with a normal size penis and a need to succeed.

QFT!!!

BROKENDOLL
08-19-2008, 01:18 PM
whatever floats your boat, pumpkin LOL Oh, my God, my parents used to call me "pumpkin" when I was growing up!

Hannahrain
08-19-2008, 01:22 PM
I didn't know they had pumpkins back when they were building Stonehenge.

Young blood
08-19-2008, 01:28 PM
http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/afgolden/LeonandIlayingdown.jpg

TommyboyUNM
08-19-2008, 01:32 PM
whatever floats your boat, pumpkin


That made me giggle. Haha. I'm delirious and need to leave work. I'm glad a romance has blossomed in this thread.

Roadkillhighway951
08-19-2008, 01:36 PM
u know what floats my boat, water, h2ho

sbessiso
08-19-2008, 01:38 PM
That made me giggle. Haha. I'm delirious and need to leave work. I'm glad a romance has blossomed in this thread.

I need to see a picture of him first, but chances are good

amyzzz
08-19-2008, 01:54 PM
false... plenty of guys out there with more than enough equipment and don't know how to work their tools. size really ISN'T everything.
Not to mention the "small" guys who know they're small and thereby become excellent orally and manually.

Hannahrain
08-19-2008, 01:57 PM
Does anyone know if it's possible to get a new internet? This one appears to have been mucked up beyond repair.

amyzzz
08-19-2008, 01:59 PM
There's always coachella chat--make your own room and give the password only to your cleverest friends.

locachica73
08-19-2008, 02:00 PM
Not to mention the "small" guys who know they're small and thereby become excellent orally and manually.

amen sistah!!! oh and let's not forget, girth always beats out length. yum

roberto73
08-19-2008, 02:02 PM
I yearn for the halcyon days of last August when this board only sucked a little bit.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 02:15 PM
he he he he he he

'halcyon'

he he
he he

TomAz
08-19-2008, 02:16 PM
Hey what do you gals think of guys with small checkbooks and who know how to get creative (both orally and manually) with the bill collectors?

Hannahrain
08-19-2008, 02:18 PM
Depends a good deal on the penmanship and how precisely the checkbook is balanced.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 02:20 PM
'good' penmanship has always struck me as slightly effeminate.

locachica73
08-19-2008, 02:20 PM
I didn't know people still carried checkbooks. as long as they can buy dinner and drinks (not all the time, i don't mind buying on occasion) I could care less what they do about their bills, just as long as they know they aren't moving into my place if they fuck off thiers.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 02:21 PM
you're way too literal.

amyzzz
08-19-2008, 02:22 PM
indeed

locachica73
08-19-2008, 02:22 PM
oy, it is a downfall isn't it. sorry.

Hannahrain
08-19-2008, 02:23 PM
Stop it. Stop it.


'good' penmanship has always struck me as slightly effeminate.

Only if it's being used to write on pink stationery about the last man you slept with.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 02:24 PM
for what it's worth my handwriting is awful.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-19-2008, 02:25 PM
Only if it's being used to write on pink stationery about the last man you slept with.

Can I use the excuse of being too drunk at least?


my handwriting is terrible though.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 02:27 PM
http://bengiemolina.mlblogs.com/bengie-high5.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-19-2008, 02:28 PM
that picture is really gay.

TomAz
08-19-2008, 02:28 PM
smooches sweetie

Hannahrain
08-19-2008, 02:29 PM
Actually, I believe scouts for the Giants require a handwriting sample from each potential player. If it's not effeminate enough, they don't let them high-five.

sbessiso
08-19-2008, 07:44 PM
There's always coachella chat--make your own room and give the password only to your cleverest friends.

omg I wanna sig this so badly, but my suprefan comment has to stay for a bit longer.

its the thought that sounts though amy, and this one is a keeper

bluemamba
08-20-2008, 12:00 AM
Lets just all be friends. What do you all say??

SFChrissy
08-20-2008, 07:13 AM
amen sistah!!! oh and let's not forget, girth always beats out length. yumthat really comes down to anatomical individuality and so does the original statement...

alias
08-20-2008, 07:16 AM
Lets just all be friends. What do you all say??

fuck you.

faxman75
08-20-2008, 07:19 AM
***

Memorial_07
08-20-2008, 09:10 AM
Thats always a possibility. just go gay. try to aim low at first.

Yeah. You kinda have to go low if your aiming for someone like Prince.

But sorry to hear that roadkill.
It sucks.

Roadkillhighway951
08-20-2008, 09:50 AM
whats up folks funny thing happened, as the feeling of rejection slowly passed, i bumped into a girl whom i had met before briefly. we started to talk shortly thereafter we were joking around and i was stunned at how comfortable i was talking to her, we are set for friday, just thought i'd let u all know. funny how things work out

faxman75
08-20-2008, 09:51 AM
Nice work. See, you are no failure.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 09:55 AM
Everything happens for a reason.

SFChrissy
08-20-2008, 10:04 AM
whats up folks funny thing happened, as the feeling of rejection slowly passed, i bumped into a girl whom i had met before briefly. we started to talk shortly thereafter we were joking around and i was stunned at how comfortable i was talking to her, we are set for friday, just thought i'd let u all know. funny how things work outYayyy!!! That's exactly what I was talking 'bout!!! Kill it...

Memorial_07
08-20-2008, 10:34 AM
whats up folks funny thing happened, as the feeling of rejection slowly passed, i bumped into a girl whom i had met before briefly. we started to talk shortly thereafter we were joking around and i was stunned at how comfortable i was talking to her, we are set for friday, just thought i'd let u all know. funny how things work out

Good job.
I bet that girl you asked out first will get a bit jealous now

bluemamba
08-20-2008, 11:08 AM
whats up folks funny thing happened, as the feeling of rejection slowly passed, i bumped into a girl whom i had met before briefly. we started to talk shortly thereafter we were joking around and i was stunned at how comfortable i was talking to her, we are set for friday, just thought i'd let u all know. funny how things work out

You better hit it.

TomAz
08-20-2008, 11:32 AM
Everything happens for a reason.

and sometimes that reason is randomness.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 11:34 AM
You are probably right, I just like to think there is some grand master plan out there but that is just my wishfull thinking.

TomAz
08-20-2008, 11:50 AM
You wish some all powerful being planned this shit? that's more depressing than thinking it's all random.

Hannahrain
08-20-2008, 11:54 AM
A master plan is the coward's way out. It's like you're saying you have no responsibility for where you end up. Fate is a crock. Things happen to you based on your choices and the choices of others, and the occasional natural disaster. There is no God. I have a headache.

TomAz
08-20-2008, 12:00 PM
Things happen to you based on your choices and the choices of others, and the occasional natural disaster. There is no God.

A does not imply B.

Memorial_07
08-20-2008, 12:05 PM
A master plan is the coward's way out. It's like you're saying you have no responsibility for where you end up. Fate is a crock. Things happen to you based on your choices and the choices of others, and the occasional natural disaster. There is no God. I have a headache.

In the end, it's your own choice.

Nothing can change that.

Maybe your saying that in your post but I couldn't be too sure

Hannahrain
08-20-2008, 12:07 PM
A does not imply B.

I didn't say it did. That doesn't mean they don't belong in the same statement, they're relatively connected in the way that most people perceive them.

TomAz
08-20-2008, 12:08 PM
Most people are wrong about most things. You know this.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 12:10 PM
No matter how I answer this I will be wrong in someones eyes but oh well. I do believe there is some fate, I believe that we create our own paths in life but I also like to believe that some of the choices that are produced are acts of fate. Now if I believe that "fate" is some powerfull being like god or something I am not sure. I was raised to believe in god and all but it never really stuck. I just like to think that there is more to it then a bunch of randomness, that we all have some purpose on this earth and if we fullfill that purpose is up to the choices we make in life.

Hannahrain
08-20-2008, 12:12 PM
Most people are wrong about most things. You know this.

Well, of course. But, "It's all a part of God's plan" is often used as encouragement by people who can't deal when something's going wrong. Sometimes, things go wrong. People need to pony up and face it instead of thinking that someone's going to magically make it all turn out okay for them.


No matter how I answer this I will be wrong in someones eyes but oh well. I do believe there is some fate, I believe that we create our own paths in life but I also like to believe that some of the choices that are produced are acts of fate. Now if I believe that "fate" is some powerfull being like god or something I am not sure. I was raised to believe in god and all but it never really stuck. I just like to think that there is more to it then a bunch of randomness, that we all have some purpose on this earth and if we fullfill that purpose is up to the choices we make in life.

This is the most coherent I've ever seen you be.

SoulDischarge
08-20-2008, 12:15 PM
This kind of thing never ends well.

Hannahrain
08-20-2008, 12:16 PM
It won't. But it will prove that there's no higher power making sure the conversation turns out alright and nobody's feelings get hurt.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 12:17 PM
yes, religion, politics and money are discussions that should never be discussed in mixed public but sometimes those are the best discussions to have.

Hannahrain
08-20-2008, 12:19 PM
They should always be discussed. Seeing the worst in people is just as important as seeing the best in people. Otherwise, you never know what you might be getting into.

SoulDischarge
08-20-2008, 12:20 PM
Or it could prove that there's a higher power that's a total asshole making sure that everyone's feelings get hurt out of pure contempt. See?

locachica73
08-20-2008, 12:23 PM
I don't mind having the conversation, I have my beliefs and other people have theirs. And the topics will always be discussed as they should be. Hearing other peoples views is a great thing in life. Just as long as people can be open and accepting and not disrespect you for having your beliefs all is good. Now this probably isn't a discussion I would have with people I work with though, they are all a bunch of midwestern bible thumpers. They frown on my tattoos and think I am joining a cult or something.

SoulDischarge
08-20-2008, 12:23 PM
yes, religion, politics and money are discussions that should never be discussed in mixed public but sometimes those are the best discussions to have.

All three topics suck pretty hard, but I suppose they're better topics of conversation than whether or not some creep gets pussy or not.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 12:24 PM
pussy is just easier to discuss because it is a yes or no topic.

Hannahrain
08-20-2008, 12:24 PM
Or it could prove that there's a higher power that's a total asshole making sure that everyone's feelings get hurt out of pure contempt. See?

If a being that powerful with a temperament that sour existed, it would be impossible to go outside without being sun-fried with a giant magnifying glass or smashed like an ant with a giant hiking boot. But, I'll tell you what. If I'm struck down as a result of this conversation, you can put on my tombstone that I was wrong about God.

SoulDischarge
08-20-2008, 12:28 PM
pussy is just easier to discuss because it is a yes or no topic.

If pussy operates in binary, does that make it a computer?

locachica73
08-20-2008, 12:30 PM
hmmm well there is input and output... multiple functions... you decide.

Memorial_07
08-20-2008, 12:38 PM
If pussy operates in binary, does that make it a computer?

IF it did...and it doesn't so no

TomAz
08-20-2008, 12:51 PM
Well, of course. But, "It's all a part of God's plan" is often used as encouragement by people who can't deal when something's going wrong. Sometimes, things go wrong. People need to pony up and face it instead of thinking that someone's going to magically make it all turn out okay for them.


I don't disagree with this at all. the irony though is that "It's all a part of God's plan" doesn't even stand up to thoughful consideration even using Christian rationale. It's that free will thing.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 12:54 PM
I also hate the whole "god wouldnt give a two ton load to a one ton truck". That was a friend of mines favorite thing to say when I was going through an exceptionally low period of my life. Her thoughts were her "god" would only give you as much as you can handle and considering I was suicidal at the time really meant her "god" was fucking up the math. I am no longer friends with her.

TomAz
08-20-2008, 12:56 PM
doesn't this
I do believe there is some fate

contradict this?


if we fullfill that purpose is up to the choices we make in life.

BROKENDOLL
08-20-2008, 01:00 PM
They should always be discussed. Seeing the worst in people is just as important as seeing the best in people. Otherwise, you never know what you might be getting into. "Forrest, is that you?"



hmmm well there is input and output... multiple functions... you decide. By all means, make sure you use Virus protection!

locachica73
08-20-2008, 01:01 PM
I don't think so, like I said, I don't know if I believe in god or not, and everyone has their own version of god and the powers that be. Who are we to say our version is the absolute? I like to believe that there is some grand plan to things but that doesn't mean I have to believe in god. And if there is an all powerfull god then there also has to be an all powerful evil. So to say the bad things that happen in our lives are because god is testing us is bullshit. At the time of my low points they were due to some very bad things happening to my daughter. I can't believe any god would have had any thing to do with that. So I either have to believe there is some evil out there or that it was some sort of master plan to make me and her the people we are today. To make us stronger and more able to cope with the issues set forth in our future. And it worked out that way.

TomAz
08-20-2008, 01:06 PM
I don't think so, like I said, I don't know if I believe in god or not, and everyone has their own version of god and the powers that be. Who are we to say our version is the absolute? I like to believe that there is some grand plan to things but that doesn't mean I have to believe in god. And if there is an all powerfull god then there also has to be an all powerful evil. So to say the bad things that happen in our lives are because god is testing us is bullshit. At the time of my low points they were due to some very bad things happening to my daughter. I can't believe any god would have had any thing to do with that. So I either have to believe there is some evil out there or that it was some sort of master plan to make me and her the people we are today. To make us stronger and more able to cope with the issues set forth in our future. And it worked out that way.

You and I are opposites then. I like to believe there is some sort of God but that he/she/it has no "master plan", that we are not mere actors in someone else's play.

SFChrissy
08-20-2008, 01:13 PM
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

locachica73
08-20-2008, 01:16 PM
You and I are opposites then. I like to believe there is some sort of God but that he/she/it has no "master plan", that we are not mere actors in someone else's play.

My vote is still out on the god thing, i like to believe in god and my childhood beliefs sway my decision to some extent but then I wonder about all the evidence that points to the contrary. But none of us will really know until the end. So I choose to do the best I can with what I have now, try to be a good person and treat others the way I want to be treated and then when the time comes I will play the cards that are dealt.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 01:16 PM
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

This song has been going through my head ever since this thread started.

BROKENDOLL
08-20-2008, 01:17 PM
You and I are opposites then. I like to believe there is some sort of God but that he/she/it has no "master plan", that we are not mere actors in someone else's play. So, in other words, Tom, this is God's version of a reality show?

SFChrissy
08-20-2008, 01:18 PM
I never realized how stupid the lyrics were till I just read them before posting...

amyzzz
08-20-2008, 01:32 PM
I want to believe in God and I want to join a church, but my husband is so anti-western religion at this point (thank you mormon church!) that I don't know if I would. I'm co-dependent like that.

marooko
08-20-2008, 01:35 PM
I want to believe in God and I want to join a church, but my husband is so anti-western religion at this point (thank you mormon church!) that I don't know if I would. I'm co-dependent like that.

do it and depend on God.

SoulDischarge
08-20-2008, 01:38 PM
I want to believe in God and I want to join a church, but my husband is so anti-western religion at this point (thank you mormon church!) that I don't know if I would. I'm co-dependent like that.

There are just some cravings no god can fulfill. Except maybe David Koresh.

bluemamba
08-20-2008, 02:22 PM
Holy shit. You guys are all fucking idiots.


I'm using the ignore option for the first time in 5 years.

umm youve only been a member for 1 and some change. just letting you know.

Blinken
08-20-2008, 02:57 PM
There was another board before this one, it has been closed for 1 and some change, just letting you know.

plus i think you need learn what a hyperbole is, dumbshit.

hyperbole: Hyperbole is a figure of speech which is an exaggeration. Persons often use expressions such as "I nearly died laughing," "I was hopping mad," and "I tried a thousand times." Such statements are not literally true, but people make them to sound impressive or to emphasize something, such as a feeling, effort, or reaction.

bluemamba
08-20-2008, 03:05 PM
There was another board before this one, it has been closed for 1 and some change, just letting you know.

plus i think you need learn what a hyperbole is dumbshit.

hyperbole: Hyperbole is a figure of speech which is an exaggeration. Persons often use expressions such as "I nearly died laughing," "I was hopping mad," and "I tried a thousand times." Such statements are not literally true, but people make them to sound impressive or to emphasize something, such as a feeling, effort, or reaction.

Thanks for the advice douchebag.

Blinken
08-20-2008, 03:41 PM
No problem, I am here to help.

MissingPerson
08-20-2008, 04:04 PM
I want to believe in God and I want to join a church, but my husband is so anti-western religion at this point (thank you mormon church!) that I don't know if I would. I'm co-dependent like that.

I dunno, sometimes I miss the whole community aspect of the whole organised religion shindig but really... I dunno, there's a creepy mob-mentality in all of them, if you look hard enough. Atheism, FTW!

TomAz
08-20-2008, 04:16 PM
I think there is certainly a creepy mob mentality in the most vocal of them, yes. But certainly not all of them. There are thoughtful churches which tolerate debate and disagreement, and in fact view it as an important component of their 'living breathing faith'.

the fundamentalists have politicized religion, twisted it and formed it to their own use -- made god in their own image. To them, two reasonable people disagreeing on a matter is not possible -- one must be a heretic.

TomAz
08-20-2008, 04:20 PM
also, if you don't think atheists are capable of a mob mentality of their own:

http://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/genocide/pol-pot2.jpg

http://www.zionist-watch.net/images/articles/36/012008JosepfStalin.jpg

Blinken
08-20-2008, 04:26 PM
Tom I wouldn't consider that an atheist mob mentality. True they were atheist states but that was not the main part of it. It was more about getting rid of other influences. Not a bunch of atheists that said we will fuck you up for believing in god. A better example might have been,
http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/loac.jpg'
Although i am a fan of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

MissingPerson
08-20-2008, 04:32 PM
also, if you don't think atheists are capable of a mob mentality of their own:


That's a misleading argument, the mob dogma they used wasn't one of militant atheism. Rather, aggressive secularism was an incidental tool used to displace previously established cultural touchstones. Nationalism rather than atheism was the weapon there.

Atheists by definition have no commonly held beliefs, which is one of the reasons they find it quite hard to agree on anything long enough to lobby for it. It's like trying to herd cats. Cranky ass cats.


EDIT: Uh... also, what Blinken said.

marooko
08-20-2008, 04:34 PM
so what you're saying is, if you throw an atheist in the air he/she is gonna land on their feet?

MissingPerson
08-20-2008, 04:39 PM
No, we can fly. It's one of our Sooper Atheism Powers.

We keep it to ourselves though, we're not showy.

Blinken
08-20-2008, 04:44 PM
It is more like the FSM picks you up with its noodles and carries you through the sky.

MissingPerson
08-20-2008, 04:49 PM
If we didn't fly you'd say he was keeping us down. Damn Pastafarians, there's no reasoning with them.

Blinken
08-20-2008, 04:57 PM
He does keep us down, when we aren't flying. :p

Gotta love a "religion" that has pirates and strippers as part of their core beliefs

Sushov23
08-20-2008, 05:36 PM
when did this thread pop up?

locachica73
08-20-2008, 05:51 PM
yesterday sometime but it has turned into something else completely. it started out about relationships and quickly turned to religion somehow, i might have started it maybe.... sorry.

Sushov23
08-20-2008, 05:53 PM
no worries, i was just wondering. Relationships can suck sometimes.

MissingPerson
08-20-2008, 05:53 PM
We're a very profound group of people, is why. All about relationships, and the unknowable nature of the universe, and Radiohead, and so on.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 05:54 PM
most of the time, but it just takes that one that doesn't suck to keep us all trying.

marooko
08-20-2008, 07:20 PM
they ALL need to suck.

locachica73
08-20-2008, 07:30 PM
they ALL need to suck.

literally HELL YES, figuratively no.

stinkbutt
09-16-2008, 10:36 PM
I usually try and refrain from this sort of post but:

Say there is someone you are kinda diggin on and have already slept together but way before you really should have, now you both kinda are awkward around one another and can't bs the way you always used to. Even worse a buddy was really diggin on her first and is pissed at the both of you. She is out of a job too.

Any suggestions?

PotVsKtl
09-17-2008, 10:15 AM
Go fuck yourself.

frozen pilgrim
09-17-2008, 10:24 AM
here's what your "buddy" is thinking about you right now:

http://img1.purerave.com/4/23/4694623.jpg

CalmerThanYou
09-17-2008, 10:25 AM
I usually try and refrain from this sort of post but:

Say there is someone you are kinda diggin on and have already slept together but way before you really should have, now you both kinda are awkward around one another and can't bs the way you always used to. Even worse a buddy was really diggin on her first and is pissed at the both of you. She is out of a job too.

Any suggestions?

Whore her out to your friend?