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Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 07:26 AM
i was driving down a dark street when a cat dashed or at least tried to dash across, cat didnt see me coming and bam, roadkill it is and by the way cat died instantly, 9 lives my ass

marooko
08-12-2008, 07:27 AM
how do you know it wasnt hit 8 other times?

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 07:32 AM
the autopsy report came back negative for that

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 07:39 AM
dude, did you try to slow down? or honk?

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 07:39 AM
also, with this thread, your ridiculous name makes some kind of ridiculous sense

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 07:41 AM
i accidentally thought it was el chupacabra and i stepped on the rubber pedal also known as the accelerator

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 07:48 AM
if you're trying to say you didn't give a shit about hitting a cat, I think you'll find dani will be happy to ban you, fucking cat-killer.
slow down and sound your horn.

canexplain
08-12-2008, 07:55 AM
i saw someone hit (turns out almost) a dog on this street a couple of miles from work one day ... so i rushed to work, told them i would be back in a while and rushed back to find the doggie ... i looked for almost an hour under bushes etc and never found him ... i guess i was happy i didnt, but at least i did try ... just me i guess ...x****

Heresy
08-12-2008, 09:11 AM
I saw a dog get hit by a car. It didn't go under the car but it did smack it's face on the wheel and the poor thing layed there crying in pain. I can't stand listening to an animal cry in pain :( I cried the rest of the way to school lol.


Several times I've almost hit a cat and thank god I was able to stop in time. I'd feel like shit if I were to run over an animal. Except birds...cuz they shit on your car.

BROKENDOLL
08-12-2008, 09:26 AM
i was driving down a dark street when a cat dashed or at least tried to dash across, cat didnt see me coming and bam, roadkill it is and by the way cat died instantly, 9 lives my assYes, they do, and you can be certain that cat will use one of them to come back and fuck with you when you least expect it. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/FuckYou.jpg

bluemamba
08-12-2008, 09:27 AM
slow down and sound your horn.

That never works. Theres a shitload of cats where i live that are always on the road and non of them ever move when i sound the horn. Like two months ago i was driving home late and i saw a cat on the side of the road. I kept my normal speed since wasnt really on the way to get run over. Then before i passed him he tried to cross the road and i ran him over. It almost seemed like if he asked for it.

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 10:03 AM
uh, yes it does work.
if you're driving fast enough in a residential area at night that a cat can't see or hear you coming in time, you're driving recklessly. there's no excuse for residential roadkill. it's the result of either reckless or heartless people.
the lest you can do is sound your horn and apply brakes. I'm not suggesting that people have to run themselves off the road on account of every squirrel or cat that sprints into the road, but you have to at least TRY not to hit it.
I asked if he honked or slowed down, and the answer was no-
he's a piece of shit cat killer

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 10:04 AM
like "cat didn't see me coming and bam" actually implies that you didn't even care if you avoided it or not- that it was the cat who should have been avoiding you

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 10:33 AM
see the bread, that's the roadkill baby, i'll save you a slice. the name aint stupid if u lived in the town i live the long stretch of road is basically a buffet of roadkill pick you meal cat horse rabbit owl dog bird possum rat pony skunk chinchilla mountain lion wolf coyote etc... hey i aint a cat killer, that cat was suicidal

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 10:37 AM
heh you blew it with that one- this is definitely an alias.

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 10:43 AM
i dont blow anything by alias you mean im a board regular that hides with another profile

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 10:45 AM
god damnit, it'd be a lot easier to understand you if you tried some fucking punctuation every now and then. sometimes you're okay without it, sometimes not so much.

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 10:48 AM
so u still want the slice

bluemamba
08-12-2008, 10:53 AM
uh, yes it does work.
if you're driving fast enough in a residential area at night that a cat can't see or hear you coming in time, you're driving recklessly.

I was in a hurry and it was night time. I wanted to get home. What do you expect?


there's no excuse for residential roadkill. it's the result of either reckless or heartless people.

Yes, yes there is. He got in the way. Cats move really fast. Next thing i knew, i felt and heard like i hit over a small bump. i went around the block again and there was blood.


the lest you can do is sound your horn and apply brakes. I'm not suggesting that people have to run themselves off the road on account of every squirrel or cat that sprints into the road, but you have to at least TRY not to hit it.

It was late at night. You want me waking up the whole block?? I didnt TRY to run it over. He got in the way. That cat wanted to die. People are not gonna risk running themselves into a tree over a cat.


I asked if he honked or slowed down, and the answer was no-
he's a piece of shit cat killer

Next time ill run you over.

bluemamba
08-12-2008, 10:58 AM
like "cat didn't see me coming and bam" actually implies that you didn't even care if you avoided it or not- that it was the cat who should have been avoiding you

Actually yes. Cat should have avoided. They should be hanging out in the alleys and trashcans looking for fish bones and leftover scraps. Not in the middle of the street.


see the bread, that's the roadkill baby, i'll save you a slice. the name aint stupid if u lived in the town i live the long stretch of road is basically a buffet of roadkill pick you meal cat horse rabbit owl dog bird possum rat pony skunk chinchilla mountain lion wolf coyote Chupacabras etc... hey i aint a cat killer, that cat was suicidal

Dude where the hell do you live??


heh you blew it with that one- this is definitely an alias.

You think everybody is an alias


so u still want the slice

Save em a slice of that shit.

Memorial_07
08-12-2008, 11:00 AM
well, maybe hitting a cat will eliminate all its lives.
but getting sick probably docks off a life.

bluemamba
08-12-2008, 11:04 AM
well, maybe hitting a cat will eliminate all its lives.


Thats def for sure. They dont move much after laying in the middle of the road swimming in a pool of their own blood.

locachica73
08-12-2008, 11:10 AM
We had a cat when we were younger who first got ran over by a push lawn mower and survived, then my younger brother brought the cat in my moms room which was on the second floor. My mom yelled at my 4 year old brother to "throw that cat outside" so my brother walked over to the window and threw it out. It bounced down from branch to branch of the maple tree and landed paws first and still lived. Then we moved to a new house but knew the people that moved into our old house. So when we moved the cat ran away, it walked the 10 miles to where we use to live, took him a month to get there but showed up at our old house scratched up and bloody. So I believe the 9 lives thing. That damn cat was resilient.

allyjoy
08-12-2008, 11:11 AM
see the bread, that's the roadkill baby, i'll save you a slice. the name aint stupid if u lived in the town i live the long stretch of road is basically a buffet of roadkill pick you meal cat horse rabbit owl dog bird possum rat pony skunk chinchilla mountain lion wolf coyote etc... hey i aint a cat killer, that cat was suicidal


so u still want the slice

I will take chinchilla, please :)

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 11:14 AM
cat meditation will solve that, street animals are crazy mofos they think they own the streets they should have a gang prevention unit for street animals

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 11:17 AM
would u like ur chinchilla rare, medium or well done

bluemamba
08-12-2008, 11:19 AM
Im down for a couple of slices of that bread. I think they'll make a good sandwich.

Memorial_07
08-12-2008, 11:19 AM
We had a cat when we were younger who first got ran over by a push lawn mower and survived, then my younger brother brought the cat in my moms room which was on the second floor. My mom yelled at my 4 year old brother to "throw that cat outside" so my brother walked over to the window and threw it out. It bounced down from branch to branch of the maple tree and landed paws first and still lived. Then we moved to a new house but knew the people that moved into our old house. So when we moved the cat ran away, it walked the 10 miles to where we use to live, took him a month to get there but showed up at our old house scratched up and bloody. So I believe the 9 lives thing. That damn cat was resilient.

There is a difference between a lawn mower going 1/2 mph and a car going 50-60 mph and hitting a cat.

And sure your cat was flung from a tree but they have incredible refelxes so that explains it.

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 11:23 AM
why the fuck are people so awful to their pets? I have half a mind to ip search everyone who posts on here about hurting animals and have them investigated for cruelty. and this is coming from a guy that has no problems spit-roasting a whole suckling pig.

locachica73
08-12-2008, 11:23 AM
lol i know, the cat would have been dead had it been a car, but still that poor cat went through alot and survived. Not that I believe in the whole 9 lives thing but had i got flung out the window and bounced from branch to branch I doubt I would have gotten up, licked my paw and walked away.

locachica73
08-12-2008, 11:24 AM
why the fuck are people so awful to their pets? I have half a mind to ip search everyone who posts on here about hurting animals and have them investigated for cruelty. and this is coming from a guy that has no problems spit-roasting a whole suckling pig.

My story is from several several years ago, now I have a dog and 2 cats and they pretty much run the house.

bluemamba
08-12-2008, 11:26 AM
why the fuck are people so awful to their pets? I have half a mind to ip search everyone who posts on here about hurting animals and have them investigated for cruelty. and this is coming from a guy that has no problems spit-roasting a whole suckling pig.

I take it you dont eat pig.

Its not like any of us tried to purposely roadkill. it just happens.

locachica73
08-12-2008, 11:27 AM
I ran over a desert rat or prairie dog one day, not sure which. I cried after. I can't imagine how I would feel if I hit a cat or dog. :(

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 11:31 AM
My story is from several several years ago, now I have a dog and 2 cats and they pretty much run the house.

yeah, your story didn't sound like cruelty. more like animal shenanigans.
I'm very much a pet person. don't let them rule you! :) I find sitting the pets down to watch an episode or two of the dog whisperer scares them straight.

also, bluemamba, I'm a carnivore- why the hell would I roast a whole pig and not eat any?

and I know roadkill happens. good lord, you never read ANYTHING other people write, do you?
I've said like five fucking times that shit happens, but people have a duty to try and avoid hitting animals! don't swerve, don't endanger yourself or others, but honk your horn and try to stop in time. make a fucking effort for the sake of life.
if you just see a cat running into the road and go "oh well, too late" and don't even slow down, you're a bad fucking person.
seriously- you only ever respond to or take into account the last post in a thread- that's why people around here hate you

locachica73
08-12-2008, 11:38 AM
yeah, your story didn't sound like cruelty. more like animal shenanigans.
I'm very much a pet person. don't let them rule you! :) I find sitting the pets down to watch an episode or two of the dog whisperer scares them straight.


I love that show. I want to hire that guy. Although our dog now has grown past his adolescence and has gotten a little better about jumping and trying to herd the family, but he is a cattle dog at heart so I can't blame him for the herding thing, it just made going up and down the stairs a bit difficult at times. But he still gets mad at us if we leave and gets into the trash and then shits on my sons floor as payback.

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 11:39 AM
that's some epic payback!

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 11:40 AM
I hope annoyingroadkill gets his throat slashed by a cat in his sleep.

bluemamba
08-12-2008, 11:40 AM
yeah, your story didn't sound like cruelty. more like animal shenanigans.
I'm very much a pet person. don't let them rule you! :) I find sitting the pets down to watch an episode or two of the dog whisperer scares them straight.

also, bluemamba, I'm a carnivore- why the hell would I roast a whole pig and not eat any?

and I know roadkill happens. good lord, you never read ANYTHING other people write, do you?
I've said like five fucking times that shit happens, but people have a duty to try and avoid hitting animals! don't swerve, don't endanger yourself or others, but honk your horn and try to stop in time. make a fucking effort for the sake of life.
if you just see a cat running into the road and go "oh well, too late" and don't even slow down, you're a bad fucking person.
seriously- you only ever respond to or take into account the last post in a thread- that's why people around here hate you

Your so fucking stupid. This thread isnt that long. ive read it all. I know you said shit happens..... that said.... why do you still keep calling people in here bad people for roadkill.

And your telling me to go back and read. im taking you didnt read this part.



He got in the way. Cats move really fast. Next thing i knew, i felt and heard like i hit over a small bump. i went around the block again and there was blood.


Look back at your post at what i bolded for you. If you had read my posts then you probably would not have typed that to begin with. I saw the cat on the side. Next thing i knew he was dead. I would not even had time slow down even if i knew he was in the way. Read posts.

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 12:51 PM
I hope annoyingroadkill gets his throat slashed by a cat in his sleep.

i agree with u old pilgrim but why are u calling animals killed on the road annoying, i thought u were the animal lover, beastiality perhaps. kitties wouldnt dare for they hear the roaring of my car engine and tire squeals. cats beware run for ur 9 lives

allyjoy
08-12-2008, 01:12 PM
would u like ur chinchilla rare, medium or well done

what are your recommendations? I think medium will be a safe bet.

rage patton
08-12-2008, 01:31 PM
Delete this thread. Now.

Memorial_07
08-12-2008, 01:54 PM
Delete this thread. Now.

did something strike a nerve?

and it possible to delete threads if dani isn't doing it?

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 01:55 PM
Delete this thread. Now.

no insult to u rage but freddy kruger wants his hat back, why delete the thread freedom of speech baby, thank you america the great wide and bloom

Memorial_07
08-12-2008, 01:58 PM
no insult to u rage but freddy kruger wants his hat back, why delete the thread freedom of speech baby, thank you america the great wide and bloom

is that even rage?

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 02:05 PM
who cares he's freddy from now on

rage patton
08-12-2008, 02:08 PM
no insult to u rage but freddy kruger wants his hat back

Ahahahaha oh my god. This is my new sig.


is that even rage?

Nah, its Randy.

Memorial_07
08-12-2008, 02:16 PM
Ahahahaha oh my god. This is my new sig.



Nah, its Randy.

yup, that's what i thought.

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 02:30 PM
Delete this thread. Now.

rage this thread is for cats that jump in front of moving vehicles, let it be bro let it be

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 02:32 PM
roadkill, I think it's safe to say you're the most disgusting shell of a person on here.
go eat your own shit and die

alias
08-12-2008, 02:39 PM
HEY, Hey, hey, easy. roadkill is pretty cool, man. it's that mamba guy that sucks balls.

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 02:42 PM
uh, no roadkill is not cool. read this thread.

jesus fucking christ why does nobody ever ever read a thread before posting in it?!

canexplain
08-12-2008, 02:46 PM
well i am glad to see people actually give a fuck about animals ... sometimes i wonder with what they say about actual people here, although i know they are jk .... look at my avitar to see if i like animals ....x****

psychic friend
08-12-2008, 02:50 PM
if people would stop posting in stupid pointless clutter threads making them into long talky threads I would delete more of them.

frozen pilgrim
08-12-2008, 02:51 PM
deal! :) I shall resist!
thank you!

Memorial_07
08-12-2008, 03:05 PM
uh, no roadkill is not cool. read this thread.

jesus fucking christ why does nobody ever ever read a thread before posting in it?!

because people just want to raise their post count

Roadkillhighway951
08-12-2008, 03:54 PM
if people would stop posting in stupid pointless clutter threads making them into long talky threads I would delete more of them.

how could this thread be pointless, i learned the error of my ways. i will no longer run over cats that want to be run over, it's better that i crash into a tree and run over 5 pedestrians than say hit a cat who looked at me before jumped in front of my car. i didnt do it on purpose. but think about it 5 peds and a tree or one cat.

psychic friend
08-12-2008, 04:00 PM
ignore list. weeeeeeeeeee

stinkbutt
08-12-2008, 04:40 PM
HEY, Hey, hey, easy. roadkill is pretty cool, man. it's that mamba guy that sucks balls.

QFT While Roadkill is sometimes entertaining (see Karate Kid thread) bluemamba should really have the "annoying member" title.

canexplain
08-12-2008, 06:11 PM
welcome back pf, hope your summer is going well ... did you see about waka, another fest bites the dust .. oh well ... x****