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jigsaw
08-07-2008, 08:26 AM
Okay, what are the classic songs you hear at the strip club? I'll kick it off with this track.

ACDC - Back in Black

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locachica73
08-07-2008, 08:27 AM
Pour some sugar on me has always been playing the few times i went.

scoop49er
08-07-2008, 08:29 AM
motley crue: girls girls girls

or shitty nickelback or creed songs

humanoid
08-07-2008, 08:35 AM
I had a lap dance one time in Vegas that was graced by Block Rockin' Beats and Sober by Tool...I enjoyed it

jigsaw
08-07-2008, 08:42 AM
Jay Z - I Just Wanna Love You

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gmoneyak
08-07-2008, 08:49 AM
NIN -Closer is always in the stripper top 3.



I still think the most original song that a girl danced for me was:

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(The 1st Song)

Gopher Mambo - (Q-Burns Abstract Message Remix)

chairmenmeow47
08-07-2008, 08:50 AM
motley crue: girls girls girls

this song always makes me think of adam carolla doing his strip club announcer guy impression. hilarious.

marooko
08-07-2008, 08:57 AM
motley crue: girls girls girls

or shitty nickelback or creed songs

why the fuck is it ALWAYS these damn songs?


I had a lap dance one time in Vegas that was graced by Block Rockin' Beats and Sober by Tool...I enjoyed it

sweet. havent been so lucky.


this song always makes me think of adam carolla doing his strip club announcer guy impression. hilarious.

any of his "announcer" bits are fucking awesome.

reverb
08-07-2008, 09:10 AM
the greatest / strangest ones i've heard were

the beatles - a day in the life

and the epic

judas priest - victim of changes


gotta love jumbo's clown room.

Hopeless Semantic
08-07-2008, 09:23 AM
I had one dance done to Danzig's Mother which was very odd...

gmoneyak
08-07-2008, 09:42 AM
I had one dance done to Danzig's Mother which was very odd...

I had one use "She Rides" before..

Boourns
08-07-2008, 09:43 AM
The Kinks - Lola

chairmenmeow47
08-07-2008, 09:58 AM
The Kinks - Lola

so, was it a woman or not?

Hopeless Semantic
08-07-2008, 10:00 AM
I had one use "She Rides" before..

I've heard that one too. I was shocked to hear Mother, though.

SFChrissy
08-07-2008, 10:02 AM
I saw an interesting girl girl skit at mitchell bros...the theme little red riding hood...the song bob dylan's "little red riding hood...

everytime I think of bob dylan I start singing that song...

sydaud
08-07-2008, 10:03 AM
A dj friend of mine once played Adam Sandler's "At A Medium Pace" as a joke and bought me a dance. I started cracking up and the girl got all offended. My strip club highlight.

SFChrissy
08-07-2008, 10:03 AM
I could give you a long list 'em...

gmoneyak
08-07-2008, 10:07 AM
All I gotta say is that anything is better than songs by The Offspring, I don't care how hot the girl is.

Kali27
08-07-2008, 10:09 AM
I've been lucky enough to get a lap dance to a couple different Tool songs...
The strip club that we normally frequent plays really decent music actually

jigsaw
08-07-2008, 10:09 AM
Last night the girls were dancing to this. Very cool.

David Bowie - Fame
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jigsaw
08-07-2008, 10:11 AM
I do have to admit that I only notice the music when I am watching the ladies on the stage. When they are riding my lap I loose track of the song.

Hopeless Semantic
08-07-2008, 10:16 AM
Dude, for how much a lapdance costs, they should put on tracks from Sigur Ros, man. Imagine how much fun you could have if they put ( ) on? Though navigating through the flash bouts of melancholy thoughts and schizo hard-ons would be difficult, it would beat having to try to have fun during Hybrid Moments and such.

SFChrissy
08-07-2008, 10:18 AM
You do realize that the chic isn't enjoying herself while she dryfucks you...

she's going down the grocery/shopping list...

Hopeless Semantic
08-07-2008, 10:20 AM
You do realize that the chic isn't enjoying herself while she dryfucks you...

she's going down the grocery/shopping list...

Yeah, I'm fully aware of that. I don't really do strip joints that often--it kinda bores me to tell the truth. Mind as well push something that entertains me at least. Unless, of course, she wants to talk about her master's thesis on the effects of the Sudanese change in religious policy and resulting Darfur crisis.

Shaq Diesel
08-07-2008, 10:23 AM
Dem pole dancin bitches be hot
But up at da club I got shot

SFChrissy
08-07-2008, 10:35 AM
Yeah, I'm fully aware of that. I don't really do strip joints that often--it kinda bores me to tell the truth. Mind as well push something that entertains me at least. Unless, of course, she wants to talk about her master's thesis on the effects of the Sudanese change in religious policy and resulting Darfur crisis.nice thesis...

jigsaw
08-07-2008, 10:48 AM
You do realize that the chic isn't enjoying herself while she dryfucks you...

she's going down the grocery/shopping list...

sometimes i make wet in my pants

SFChrissy
08-07-2008, 12:20 PM
sometimes i make wet in my pantsI hope your not a big enough asshole to do that while in the midst of a lapdance...if you were I hope you at least peeling off a healthy tip instead of insulting here with a few dollar bills...

TommyboyUNM
08-07-2008, 12:31 PM
I once got a lap dance to Tool's "Hooker With A Penis" about a year ago. And I have to be careful not to mix up that story when I tell it. :-)

TommyboyUNM
08-07-2008, 12:33 PM
Dude, for how much a lapdance costs, they should put on tracks from Sigur Ros, man. Imagine how much fun you could have if they put ( ) on? Though navigating through the flash bouts of melancholy thoughts and schizo hard-ons would be difficult, it would beat having to try to have fun during Hybrid Moments and such.


I rarely do strip clubs (just birthday and bachehlor parties) but I might go more if I knew they were doing lapdances to Glosoli.

jigsaw
08-07-2008, 12:39 PM
I hope your not a big enough asshole to do that while in the midst of a lapdance...if you were I hope you at least peeling off a healthy tip instead of insulting here with a few dollar bills...

it was a joke : )