The Post Your Picture Thread

[M Sparks]

annoying aliases.

The only annoying thing is that they both seem perfectly nice. Don't like it, don't trust it.

[M Sparks]

Girls are TOTALLY gay.

[Jayleigh]

The only annoying thing is that they both seem perfectly nice. Don't like it, don't trust it.

For real?? Haha I'm just trying to meet nice folks on here and everyone gives me a hard time..... (pouts off down the hall...)

[malcolmjamalawesome]

For real?? Haha I'm just trying to meet nice folks on here and everyone gives me a hard time..... (pouts off down the hall...)

There are no nice folks. Welcome to the Coachella message board.

[M Sparks]

For real?? Haha I'm just trying to meet nice folks on here and everyone gives me a hard time..... (pouts off down the hall...)

Yeah, we aren't used to that. You have to get through the hazing, and then the background check. Randy will handle that.

[Jayleigh]

Haha... damn... guess its the damn South in me.. and to think, people call ME a bitch all the time.... ha

Its fine, haze away... this is exactly why I never joined a damn sorority in college. :(

[canexplain]

Geez, I've never been called a *** by a DUDE before, but whatever yo...

I'M A FUCKING GIRL, HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GAY?? hahaha




http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/gaygirl.gif

Wake up gal, girls can be gay so that's a weird statement.... cr*****

[weeklymix]

http://www.nmmra.org/images/richard_b_w.jpg

Owen Wilson....

's retarded cousin.
A normal picture would have been fine, this haunts me in my sleep.

Edit: The eyes follow wherever I go.

[Jayleigh]

You know, on second thought... is all of Southern Cal mean?

Cause I've only been to San Diego with a girlfriend once, and everyone was kind of a dick to us... haha

[Jayleigh]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/gaygirl.gif

Wake up gal, girls can be gay so that's a weird statement.... cr*****

I meant WHY would it be gay for a girl to say that guy's picture is adorable... context clues people, context clues.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

You know, on second thought... is all of Southern Cal mean?

Cause I've only been to San Diego with a girlfriend once, and everyone was kind of a dick to us... haha

Maybe you have a shitty personality.

[rskapcat]

No clue about Southern CA people...I'm from Texas.

[M Sparks]

I'm from Arizona. We're all just jealous, that's all.

[Jayleigh]

Nah, I think it was because we ordered fried potatoes, so they offered us fruit slices, we said no thanks, we'd like some damn potatoes.... haha

I've never gotten dirty looks for eating french fries before... then again, we were on the pretentious side of town I suppose

[M Sparks]

I meant WHY would it be gay for a girl to say that guy's picture is adorable... context clues people, context clues.

(pssst...pretty much everything we say is a joke. Ride the snake.)

(Also...ignore canexplain)

[malcolmjamalawesome]

The Coachella message board is like one big, mean sorority.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Nah, I think it was because we ordered fried potatoes, so they offered us fruit slices, we said no thanks, we'd like some damn potatoes.... haha

I've never gotten dirty looks for eating french fries before... then again, we were on the pretentious side of town I suppose

I see

[Jayleigh]

(pssst...pretty much everything we say is a joke. Ride the snake.)

Yeah, I give up... sigh.

It is good to know where you guys are from though... What part of AZ?

[weeklymix]

No clue about Southern CA people...I'm from Texas.

http://rlv.zcache.com/republic_of_texas_seal_bumper_sticker-p128457504229517172trl0_400.jpg

Represent.

[M Sparks]

What part of AZ?



<<<

[Jayleigh]

haha a what??? I haven't heard that damn word since middle school...

nice. I told him to hide his stack of Vanilla Ice and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch tapes, but I guess its still obvious....?

[Jayleigh]

<<<

Ah, yeah.. I'll have to google that one...

[M Sparks]

The Coachella message board is like one big, mean sorority.

We post bitchy, anonymous notes on the fridge and call each other whores behind our backs, and then we are all hugs at the big cotillion in April.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

haha a what??? I haven't heard that damn word since middle school...

nice. I told him to hide his stack of Vanilla Ice and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch tapes, but I guess its still obvious....?

You should have told him to hide his face, clothes, facial hair.

[J~$$$$]

Tell him his fedora is 5 years to late.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

We post bitchy, anonymous notes on the fridge and call each other whores behind our backs, and then we are all hugs at the big cotillion in April.

I make Boourns stand on a table and then I circle his fat with a permanent marker.

[M Sparks]

Ah, yeah.. I'll have to google that one...

Basically, Phoenix. Suburban nightmare.

[M Sparks]

I make Boourns stand on a table and then I circle his fat with a permanent marker.

How do you get the ink off the table?

[Jayleigh]

You should have told him to hide his face, clothes, facial hair.

Well you can tell him, here's on here too... might we see what you look like again? *smirks

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"Again." Bwuhahahahahahaha.

[M Sparks]

Well you can tell him, here's on here too... might we see what you look like again? *smirks

You just asked the absolutely wrong person that question.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

So you and your boyfriend both joined a message board ... and do you both have a pic of both of you as your respective avatars?

[Jayleigh]

Oh god I'm scared.... he's probably ugly as fuck too while he's spending so much time raggin on us...

[Jayleigh]

So you and your boyfriend both joined a message board ... and do you both have a pic of both of you as your respective avatars?

No we don't actually, maybe if you read as much as you type you'd know that? :)

[malcolmjamalawesome]

he's probably ugly as fuck too

Correct.

[weeklymix]

I make Boourns stand on a table and then I circle his fat with a permanent marker.

I knew a sorority that did this to their freshmen girls before parading them through the heart of campus.

[Jayleigh]

Ah, well that makes me feel better. It always takes the sting out a little bit when you know someone has no right to berade others.... haha

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"berade"

[Jayleigh]

Gimme a break asshole... geez.

[weeklymix]

it's jeez.

[stuporfly]

The Coachella message board is like one big, mean sorority.

And yet somehow I'm not tempted to masturbate in the shower to fantasies about the Coachella message board.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

And yet somehow I'm not tempted to masturbate in the shower to fantasies about the Coachella message board.

Well, we're like the ugly sorority.

[Jayleigh]

it's jeez.

nice :thu

[canexplain]

Oh god I'm scared.... he's probably ugly as fuck too while he's spending so much time raggin on us...

And where is the context in this post? Just wondering. (Hey Sparks, hush) .... cr****

and no I think it is geez also

[weeklymix]

Well, we're like the ugly sorority.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/25/us/25soprority.large1.jpg

[J~$$$$]

Omega moo.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

And where is the context in this post? Just wondering. (Hey Sparks, hush) .... cr****

and no I think it is geez also

I agree with Ron that "geez" is also acceptable.

[Monklish]

Is your boyfriend still fighting with Britney for visitation rights?

[J~$$$$]

little lone geez grrrrr

[lizng]

http://www.nmmra.org/images/richard_b_w.jpg

This would be better if it involved some blue steel.

[Jayleigh]

Dear god, some of you guys are completely exhausting... ya'll have fun with this... later yo

[J~$$$$]

smooches

[malcolmjamalawesome]

http://www.nmmra.org/images/richard_b_w.jpg

Dissen do dor driend, Dilly Dane. De's a dool die.

[M Sparks]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/25/us/25soprority.large1.jpg

I'd hit most of that.

JayLeigh...MJA mysteriousness is the key to his, er mystique.

[stuporfly]

Well, we're like the ugly sorority.

That makes much more sense, because I do sob uncontrollably in a dark closet while simultaneously eating Ring Dings and masturbating to fantasies about the Coachella message board.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I'd like to nominate Jayleigh and her boyfriend for GTKYFBM ... can I get a second?

[M Sparks]

he's probably ugly as fuck too

Just wanted to draw attention to the exact moment her spirit of goodwill was broken by our totally unwarranted dickishness.

[J~$$$$]

You guys are dicks.

[Jayleigh]

I'd hit most of that.

JayLeigh...MJA mysteriousness is the key to his, er mystique.

yeah... I'm sure it pulls all the ladies... or friends at all for that matter?

[weeklymix]

Geez is underlined red in my spell check while jeez isn't. I based my correction on that alone.

[J~$$$$]

yeah... I'm sure it pulls all the ladies... or friends at all for that matter?


I slept with him out of pity.

[M Sparks]

Second. Has there ever been a team effort?

[M Sparks]

I slept with him out of boredom.

[Vinylchella]

Actually, Haven't received much flack about being a wigger. Never even been accused of it. I get heat for different things though.

I apologize if my fadora isn't up to par with latest trends, you know alabama isn't up-to-date with these types of things, you're lucky i'm not in camo.

[stuporfly]

I slept with him because I had a coupon.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

yeah... I'm sure it pulls all the ladies... or friends at all for that matter?

Shocking that you've reduced this matter to an ad hoc popularity contest.

[M Sparks]

You guys are dicks.

I'd like the record show that this all started with me saying I thought they were both really nice people.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Actually, Haven't received much flack about being a wigger. Never even been accused of it. I get heat for different things though.

I apologize if my fadora isn't up to par with latest trends, you know alabama isn't up-to-date with these types of things, you're lucky i'm not in camo.

Fedora.

[J~$$$$]

I'd like the record show that this all started with me saying I thought they were both really nice people.

Now you are being a condescending dick.

[canexplain]

I'd like to nominate Jayleigh and her boyfriend for GTKYFBM ... can I get a second?

I 2nd it if they agree. You know it takes some effort to be a good GTKYFBM ... cr****



btw.... did you guys ever do this? Google define geez .....


building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.
I geezed in amandas drink.

We called it "glanding" which really sounds gross but we did it on the trains in Japan when we were trying to kill time from city to city. It's raining on the train.

[Jayleigh]

Now slap him with your chemical engineering degree, honey. haha :)

[J~$$$$]

Ill geez in your face if you dont shut up ron.

[M Sparks]

you're lucky i'm not in camo.
...


http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/cammo2222/067.jpg

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Now slap him with your chemical engineering degree, honey. haha :)

I'm familiar with the kind of "chemical engineering" done in Alabama. Predominantly in bathtubs.

[M Sparks]

Fedora.

See...I actually took "Fadora" to be a self-deprecating thing. I was giving him points.

[J~$$$$]

Now slap him with your chemical engineering degree, honey. haha :)

You two are so perfect. Perfection.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

GTKYFBM is not active right now, right? We could just start it up with these two? If they were so inclined?

[Jayleigh]

I'm familiar with the kind of "chemical engineering" done in Alabama. Predominantly in bathtubs.

Ohhh okay, gotcha. ...damn yo

[stuporfly]

Now slap him with your chemical engineering degree, honey. haha :)

In fairness, if it came from any school in Alabama, that degree is the equivalent of a C in 8th grade earth science in schools located in civilization.

[Vinylchella]

Hell, he can have it, it's not doing me any good.

He did catch my error though.

No fashion sense and aint bery gewd at the spelllling

[M Sparks]

Now you are being a condescending dick.

No, actually, I'm serious.

[Jayleigh]

GTKYFBM is not active right now, right? We could just start it up with these two? If they were so inclined?

I don't think I'm likely to subject myself to anymore of this shit... I've been crying into my shirt sleeve for oh, 20 minutes now....

[M Sparks]

GTKYFBM is not active right now, right? We could just start it up with these two? If they were so inclined?

Make it happen. Maybe someone (not you MJA) should explain it to them?

[Newro7ic]

You know, on second thought... is all of Southern Cal mean?

Cause I've only been to San Diego with a girlfriend once, and everyone was kind of a dick to us... haha

San Diego is mostly full of douche bags... come to think of it.. so is most of southern california... FUCK, most of the United States, while we're at it.

[M Sparks]

I don't think I'm likely to subject myself to anymore of this shit... I've been crying into my shirt sleeve for oh, 20 minutes now....

NOOOO! You're not allowed to make us feel bad. You're getting close to acceptance. Or tolerance, at least.

[Jayleigh]

Yeah I think MJA has successfully lost all potential for benevolent conversation with me here... ha

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

Make it happen. Maybe someone (not you MJA) should explain it to them?

I'm nice. I'll explain it.

So Jayleigh and Vinylchella, since you're getting a fair amount of good-natured ribbing here as noobs often do, perhaps you'd like to expedite the process of being accepted by participating in Get To Know Your Fellow Board Members?

Essentially, for a week, you two will get asked all sorts of questions about all sorts of things inside the Get To Know Your Fellow Board Members thread, and it helps everybody get acclimated to everybody. The only rule is to be honest.

Does this sound fun?

[M Sparks]

I slept with him because I had a coupon.

Once again, Stupor is on it, and he gets lost in the frenzy.

[Jayleigh]

Haha hell I've learned tolerance being a liberal and living in this shit hole of a state...

He's just mean and pointless... haha

[M Sparks]

I'm nice. I'll explain it.

:lool

[Cheddar's Cousin]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs123.snc3/17074_455786530443_556870443_11052344_3553819_n.jp g

[Jayleigh]

I'm nice. I'll explain it.

So Jayleigh and Vinylchella, since you're getting a fair amount of good-natured ribbing here as noobs often do, perhaps you'd like to expedite the process of being accepted by participating in Get To Know Your Fellow Board Members?

Essentially, for a week, you two will get asked all sorts of questions about all sorts of things inside the Get To Know Your Fellow Board Members thread, and it helps everybody get acclimated to everybody. The only rule is to be honest.

Does this sound fun?

Yeesh, I dunno... too much honesty with the two of us might create some issues... haha I can see some people trying to start some fights, lol

[Jayleigh]

I'd rather not delve into the past too much :)

[M Sparks]

He's just mean and pointless... haha

Mean, yes. But he is an big-picture artist. It took me a while to drink the MJA Koolaid.

[amyzzz]

"geezing" sounds like "gleaking." At least, that's what they called it in jr high.

[canexplain]

I would explain it to you but most of the time the board doesn't even understand when I write something like: The sky is blue today ...... cr****

As far as San diego

Fuck you both coasts .... happiest states...


Hawaii: 70.2 (68.2)
Utah: 68.3 (69.2)
Montana: 68.3 (66.7)
Minnesota: 67.8 (67.3)
Iowa: 67.6 (65.6)
Vermont: 67.4 (66.6)
Colorado: 67.3 (67.3)
Alaska: 67.3 (66.2)
North Dakota: 67.3 (65.5)
Kansas: 67.2 (66.1)
Idaho: 67.1 (66.8)

But with Kansas as 9th, the list might be a fail.

[M Sparks]

Didn't Randy try to use "gleeking" for...you know...

[guedita]

The GTKYFBM thread died a terrible death. I would enjoy a resuscitation.

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

I'd rather not delve into the past too much :)

You two can always decline to answer something. It's just not as much fun then.

[rskapcat]

MJA's love of tits is severely compromised by his hatred of Christina Hendricks. I thought I knew him...now he is once again a mystery. Malcolm Jamal Anomaly.

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

The GTKYFBM thread died a terrible death. I would enjoy a resuscitation.

I agree. And I think first ever Couples' GTKYFBM could be smashing. These two could become heroes of the Board.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs191.snc3/19835_1085692439179_1732467104_163363_2151312_n.jp g

[Jayleigh]

You two can always decline to answer something. It's just not as much fun then.

Gotcha... well we'll see... I'm not too good at being taunted or yelled at...
get my little southern feelings hurt... haha

[amyzzz]

Didn't Randy try to use "gleeking" for...you know...
it's not pee?

[M Sparks]

MJA's love of tits is severely compromised by his hatred of Christina Hendricks. I thought I knew him...now he is once again a mystery. Malcolm Jamal Anomaly.

I may be off the MJA bandwagon with this revelation.

[canexplain]

"geezing" sounds like "gleaking." At least, that's what they called it in jr high.

It could be Amy. It not spitting but when you yawn big and spit comes out. You can control that and we could gland for 10-15 feet... I guess this thread is really getting out of context :) cr*****

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

Gotcha... well we'll see... I'm not too good at being taunted or yelled at...
get my little southern feelings hurt... haha

I'll go ahead and bump the thread. We can just ease into it.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs123.snc3/17074_460706005443_556870443_11087691_5918559_n.jp g

[Jayleigh]

We can just ease into it.

Hmm, good things never start with those words... haha

[Cheddar's Cousin]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs271.ash1/19835_1085690359127_1732467104_163339_539574_n.jpg

[guedita]

Hmm, good things never start with those words... haha

But look at DruggyFestivalGuy's trusting face.

[M Sparks]

Hmm, good things never start with those words... haha

You're doing it wrong.

[J~$$$$]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs191.snc3/19835_1085692439179_1732467104_163363_2151312_n.jp g

Is it a "bear/cub" thing?

[Cheddar's Cousin]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs258.ash1/18535_1306504544856_1297805354_30903971_7075868_n. jpg

[Still-ill]

Nice pics Cheddar. I wont let those go ignored.

[Newro7ic]

We can just ease into it.


Hmm, good things never start with those words... haha

Sounds like someone lost a game of just the tip.

[captncrzy]

I wonder whose photobucket account he's broken into

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Is it a "bear/cub" thing?


It's man soup!

[miscorrections]

I agree. And I think first ever Couples' GTKYFBM could be smashing. These two could become heroes of the Board.

Highly disagree.

[Still-ill]

Highly disagree.
heh
Don't scare them off... rope 'em in first. I've got plans..

[miscorrections]

Still, that thread needs reviving with some good old fashioned internet mockery.

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

You're just not as nice as me. I know what's best for these two.

[canexplain]

Highly disagree.

Come on C, you had your turn (I think I didn't look back) so let's start with a new bunch this year. cr*****

[miscorrections]

Mine was boring. Overall, though, I don't really care about hearing new people answer the same twenty questions. Mostly I don't really care about new people.

[hawkingvsreeve]

She isn't lobbying to be the member of the week, Ronald.

[miscorrections]

I wouldn't expect Ron to fully understand anything that I type.

[miscorrections]

Although that also works in reverse.

[GeezrRckr]

"ronald"

[canexplain]

She isn't lobbying to be the member of the week, Ronald.

I know!!~!! As I read it, she thought it would be a bad idea for our n00bie couple to be bmotw. And C, it is boring if the subject is boring I guess eh. Second, if you don't want to read "the same 20 questions" then don't read the thread. cr****

[miscorrections]

Ron, thanks for telling me a few things I already knew. My life is much richer from this moment on.

[hawkingvsreeve]

http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/images/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[miscorrections]

!!~!!

[canexplain]

Ron, thanks for telling me a few things I already knew. My life is much richer from this moment on.

You are welcome. Glad to help you in life. cr*****

[JustSteve]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs123.snc3/17074_460706005443_556870443_11087691_5918559_n.jp g

practicing for the glory hole olympics?

[brfilora]

Janet Reno doesn't smoke.

Clearly YOU'VE never been to a dance party with janet reno

[J~$$$$]

practicing for the glory hole olympics?

Please do not dis the annual ski tradition of the shotski.

[dontfeedthebird]

It's man soup!

i'll take two please.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Please do not dis the annual ski tradition of the shotski.

That's right, Steve! Just for that, you get an extra ass kickin'!

[Akyriel]

ouch you guys are harsh...

[IDCrisis]

There's a reason everyone on this board seems to have less than 50 posts or more than 2000. You either get scared off quickly or you get sucked into the family.
I know people can get banned on message boards, but has anyone in this family been disowned without being banned?


Now slap him with your chemical engineering degree, honey. haha :)

I'm familiar with the kind of "chemical engineering" done in Alabama. Predominantly in bathtubs.
LOL, YO!

[J~$$$$]

brokendoll alias. missing person wins.

[PotVsKtl]

People are boring.

[J~$$$$]

and ugly.

[PotVsKtl]

Ugly is interesting. The other day I was walking across the street in Oakland and here comes a fucking Mexican monkey face striding towards me with his hat all jammed down and hoodie up over it. His face looked like an angry funnel full of bathroom hair.

[J~$$$$]

I wish there was picture to correspond with the mental imagery.

[Mr.Nipples]

http://www.nmmra.org/images/richard_b_w.jpg

what the fuck is this shit

[weeklymix]

what the fuck is this shit

Yeah I can't tell what we've got on our hands here.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

At first I was like
http://www.nmmra.org/images/richard_b_w.jpg

But then I was like
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6434/38055.jpg

[Mr.Nipples]

DUDE, I WAS JUST GOING TO POST A PICTURE OF THE FUCKING MASK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHA

[malcolmjamalawesome]

And now we are best friends. Thanks, Rocky Dennis!

[sbessiso]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs061.snc3/12846_186021207218_612857218_3161652_6181310_n.jpg

[M Sparks]

brokendoll alias. missing person wins.

Holy shit...you're right.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs061.snc3/12846_186021207218_612857218_3161652_6181310_n.jpg

What is that? A John Waters glory hole?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Wait, did MP guess that that was a Brokendoll alias?

[GeezrRckr]

Wait, did MP guess that that was a Brokendoll alias?

yes. it's weird. add it to the list.

[Suffacated]

:rolleyes

[lickety_spit]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/25/us/25soprority.large1.jpg

oh, look. here i am:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/whos_in_the_bunker/25soprority_large1.jpg

[weeklymix]

? Explain.

[lickety_spit]

? Explain.

mja: "...ugly sorority..."
wm: *posts pic of "ugly sorority"*
l_s: *circles girl that looks like her & pretends she's in "ugly sorority"*

[Cammo]

Another pic of my g/f in hopes that some women finds her hot wants to me up with us...

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/cammo2222/c.jpg

[SoulDischarge]

I see the problem now. You've confused this message board with this http://tampa.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=mw4w.

[JewFace]

Another pic of my g/f in hopes that some women finds her hot wants to me up with us...

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/cammo2222/c.jpg


You know it's quite likely that some of the other gentlemen on here have been badgering the witness as each successive photo of your gf was revealed? It's just getting a bit creepy now. Is she aware that you're posting several pics of her on a message board?

[TomAz]

You know it's quite likely that some of the other gentlemen on here have been badgering the witness as each successive photo of your gf was revealed? It's just getting a bit creepy now. Is she aware that you're posting several pics of her on a message board?


Another pic of my g/f in hopes that some women finds her hot wants to me up with us...



yeah so I don't think it's the repeated postings that's the creepiest.

[Monklish]

I mean I'm just guessing, but I THINK based on that photo that Ivy might be willing to share some tittie fondling.

[captncrzy]

Dude, get with the program. You get 3 pics. Not 20. 3. Then we turn on you.

[M Sparks]

mja: "...ugly sorority..."
wm: *posts pic of "ugly sorority"*
l_s: *circles girl that looks like her & pretends she's in "ugly sorority"*

Holy crap, can you imagine the horror of a LHC based sorority?

[M Sparks]

Wait, did MP guess that that was a Brokendoll alias?

It's like a Magic Eye Painting...once you see the sail boat, it's so obvious.

[lizng]

Yes, the girlfriend is hot and doable... but I agree with the chaps above that they way you are pimping her out is creepy. EDIT: Can I make out with her without you there?

[SoulDischarge]

We've all already seen BD's sailboat. Don't encourage her.

[J~$$$$]

HEY EVERYBODY STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!


More pics of your girlfriend. Please.

[captncrzy]

We've all already seen BD's giant passenger ocean liner. Don't encourage her.

fixed

[amyzzz]

She's my #1 candidate to make out with during Thom Yorke.

[betao]

HEY EVERYBODY STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!


More pics of your girlfriend. Please.

this.

[Jayleigh]

Yes, the girlfriend is hot and doable... but I agree with the chaps above that they way you are pimping her out is creepy. EDIT: Can I make out with her without you there?

Ha I agree. When asking the bf if there was any potential for a good looking, girls only, non-smelly, std-free tent... he mentioned that every stinking fat bastard would be in that bitch as well.

My hopes were shattered

[lickety_spit]

Holy crap, can you imagine the horror of a LHC based sorority?

they'd forego the whole greek thing & just name their sorority after "srh."
classes in: dying the bottom half of your hair black & bleaching the top half, beer pong, hood rat bar scrapping, and other various & sundry courses in general bro-ho-baggery.

[caco0283]

Another pic of my g/f in hopes that some women finds her hot wants to me up with us...

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/cammo2222/c.jpg

Are you guys really going all crazy over this girl?? I don't mean to bag on your gf dude but shes not all that. Shes a cute chick with big boobs....at most. 90% of the women I hang out with are cute chicks with big boobs. The other 10% have something special and if I ever met your gf she would not be included in that 10%. So please stop trying trying to show off some chick on the internet, we get the point already that if she ever left you, you would end up killing yourself.

[weeklymix]

http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-OhSnap.jpg

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Are you guys really going all crazy over this girl?? I don't mean to bag on your gf dude but shes not all that. Shes a cute chick with big boobs....at most. 90% of the women I hang out with are cute chicks with big boobs. The other 10% have something special and if I ever met your gf she would not be included in that 10%. So please stop trying trying to show off some chick on the internet, we get the point already that if she ever left you, you would end up killing yourself.

post pics of your ***-hags

[caco0283]

post pics of your ***-hags

hey when we are all done showing pix of our women why don't we take a pic of our dicks on a ruler and see who has the biggest member.

[Jayleigh]

hey when we are all done showing pix of our women why don't we take a pic of our dicks on a ruler and see who has the biggest member.

Oh I :pulse you caco...

[TomAz]

The other 10% have something special

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb254/oklahomagirl715/TransvestitePic.jpg

[Jayleigh]

OMG Tom, that's awful!! hahaha

[caco0283]

Oh I :pulse you caco...


Right back at ya!

Tom...stop posting pix Amy and write my damn story

[weeklymix]

God that picture is wretched.

[alex gardner]

wow tom i was literally about to lay down to go to sleep and now i am scared. why why why why why

[weeklymix]

It's things like that + Hercules & Love Affair that have me narrow my eyes at some "women."

[M Sparks]

You guys are scrotaphobic.

[SoulDischarge]

hey when we are all done showing pix of our women why don't we take a pic of our dicks on a ruler and see who has the biggest member.

I'm alright with this.

[captncrzy]

Are you guys really going all crazy over this girl?? I don't mean to bag on your gf dude but shes not all that. Shes a cute chick with big boobs....at most. 90% of the women I hang out with are cute chicks with big boobs. The other 10% have something special and if I ever met your gf she would not be included in that 10%. So please stop trying trying to show off some chick on the internet, we get the point already that if she ever left you, you would end up killing yourself.

Two words: Internet. Virgins.

[J~$$$$]

Why yalls gotta hate? We were this close to the nudes and everyone had to fuck it up. Good luck with mushmouths that think its okay to post their ugly mugs again.

[caco0283]

Justin you crack me up!!

[GeezrRckr]

It's things like that + Hercules & Love Affair that have me narrow my eyes at some "women."

please explain. seems i missed more than their music when they pulled out last year.

[PotVsKtl]

Did you know Antony is a man?

[PotVsKtl]

I was shocked too.

[weeklymix]

Nomi Ruiz, who toured with them in 2008, is a transsexual.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ai73TiafT4KZ/340x.jpg

[chairmenmeow47]

NSFW GROSS!!!!!!1

[GeezrRckr]

Nomi Ruiz, who toured with them in 2008, is a transsexual.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ai73TiafT4KZ/340x.jpg
very interesting. does her voice sound like a woman's or a transsexual on hormones (there is a difference)? thanks for enlightening me (us)....had no idea.

[hawkingvsreeve]

please explain. seems i missed more than their music when they pulled out last year.


...they pulled out...


No no, you got it.

[humanoid]

they always tell you they're going to pull out

[JewFace]

I think Nomi Ruiz is awesome, but I'm sorry, if you were ever unsure of her gender identity then you must have been one of those people who were shocked by The Crying Game's "secret".

I will say this, some of those Thai Ladyboys are very convincing. I guess the best thing to do would be to never date an Asian chick.

I'm not going to quote it, but WeeklyMix's "Oh snap" picture is the one that grossed me out. Oh God... that leg! I can't even finish my lunch now.

[sbessiso]

oh chill the fuck out everyone, its just a ballsack

[GeezrRckr]

I think Nomi Ruiz is awesome, but I'm sorry, if you were ever unsure of her gender identity then you must have been one of those people who were shocked by The Crying Game's "secret".

if this was directed at me....no, i was just not that familiar with Hercules beyond listening to some of their music for coachella research so wasn't aware of any of the band members beyond antony (whom i'm still not sure of). i've actually become quite deft at spotting the apple.

[boarderwoozel3]

That ballsack picture has me inappropriately giggling in a campus library right now. Ha.

[JewFace]

if this was directed at me....no, i was just not that familiar with Hercules beyond listening to some of their music for coachella research so wasn't aware of any of the band members beyond antony (whom i'm still not sure of). i've actually become quite deft at spotting the apple.


Not directed at anyone in particular.

[lizng]

That ballsack picture has me appropriately giggling in a campus library right now. Ha.

fixed

[gmoneyak]

From tits to ballsacks, good job Board.

[canexplain]

Since this page has gone to hell, does anyone have anything concrete that says Ann Coulter is a guy? cr*****

[lizng]

Since this page has gone to hell, does anyone have anything concrete that says Ann Coulter is a guy? cr*****

besides the adam's apple?

[lickety_spit]

here i am again at an ugly sorority party.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/whos_in_the_bunker/100_0616.jpg

[PassiveTheory]

That's a rad shirt.

[lickety_spit]

That's a rad shirt.

truth be told: i hate reading.

[GeezrRckr]

the pinkie tip is fitting.

[PassiveTheory]

You don't actually have to read anything to appreciate Belle and Sebastian. I rarely do.

What's the red wristband for?

[lickety_spit]

What's the red wristband for?

devotchka

[bballarl]

This is me and Lee hanging out and shit before our bands played a show back in November. See if you can guess which person is which.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h122/bballarl/22449_887255415883_1239118_49377350.jpg

[PassiveTheory]

Not so subtle hint to the rest of the board about the 28th?

[M Sparks]

here i am again at an ugly sorority party.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/whos_in_the_bunker/100_0616.jpg

Lickety, did you actually grow up in Havasu? If you were about 15 years older (or I 15 years younger), I would have totally sat behind you in College Lit and stared awkwardly at your hair and not asked you to the dance, instead of not asking some blond bimbo.

[lickety_spit]

Lickety, did you actually grow up in Havasu? If you were about 15 years older (or I 15 years younger), I would have totally sat behind you in College Lit and stared awkwardly at your hair and not asked you to the dance, instead of not asking some blond bimbo.

i moved here when i was 6, so, yeah, i basically grew up here.
i imagine if i had stayed in pontiac, michigan, i may have ended up a juggalette.

[M Sparks]

i moved here when i was 6, so, yeah, i basically grew up here.
i imagine if i had stayed in pontiac, michigan, i may have ended up a juggalette.

Toledo OH > Havasu, age 3.

[Gribbz]

i moved here when i was 6, so, yeah, i basically grew up here.
i imagine if i had stayed in pontiac, michigan, i may have ended up a juggalette.

Lot of those in Tucson. Sigh.

[lickety_spit]

Toledo OH > Havasu, age 3.

hey there, neighbor!
(but really, are you my REAL dad? i should also mention i was conceived in LHC.)

[marooko]

And the plot thickens....

[lickety_spit]

Lot of those in Tucson. Sigh.

nuh-no. they don't sell faygo in tucson!! (do they?)

[M Sparks]

hey there, neighbor!
(but really, are you my REAL dad? i should also mention i was conceived in LHC.)

I'm not THAT old.

[lickety_spit]

I'm not THAT old.

my parents are only 15 years older than i am. you might even know who they are.

[M Sparks]

my parents are only 15 years older than i am. you might even know who they are.

Holy crap...PM on the way.

[Monklish]

Lot of those in Tucson. Sigh.

Don't talk that way about my people.

[marooko]

If I didn't no any better, I'd say their was some internet love goinz on between you too.

I'm not suggesting anything, I was just trying to hurry.

[Gribbz]

nuh-no. they don't sell faygo in tucson!! (do they?)

No, they don't. However, they always have them in line. I live right next to the venue where they normally play and it's madness. Usually about 4-5 cop cars outside watching them.

[Gribbz]

Don't talk that way about my people.

I saw ICP play a show with Snoop Dogg here once... along with Biohazard and Mindless Self Indulgence. That was a weird fucking show/crowd.

[M Sparks]

If I didn't no any better, I'd say their was some internet love goinz on between you too.

I'm not suggesting anything, I was just trying to hurry.

LOL...no, and I certainly wasn't getting anyone knocked up at 15.

[marooko]

LOL...no, and I certainly wasn't getting anyone knocked up at 15.

Oh no, no suggestion of anything at all. Just wanted "too" use certain words incorrectly.

[Monklish]

I saw ICP play a show with Snoop Dogg here once... along with Biohazard and Mindless Self Indulgence. That was a weird fucking show/crowd.

Saw them in NY on the same tour I think, although they toured with Biohazard repeatedly so possibly not. But yeah, ICP crowds tend to span a weird range of genres they're willing to approve of.

[lickety_spit]

Oh no, no suggestion of anything at all. Just wanted "too" use certain words incorrectly.

clever minx, you are.

[lickety_spit]

clever minx, you are.

well, maybe not so much a minx.

[marooko]

Actually, the minx is just a fan. This is me....

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4633/mestoned.jpg

Edit: I see you picked up on it.

[marooko]

And for a little more clarification, that's me old.


This is me young.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3337/scannedimage020.jpg

[M Sparks]

Since Marooko was so interested...it turns out that, no, I did not date, have a crush on, or even know Lickety's mom.

So the creepiness factor stands at "ogling girl too young for me" and did not reach Jerry Springer territory.

[marooko]

It was just a play on words, Sparks, sorry. Really wasn't trying to suggest anything.

[M Sparks]

Marooko, I wanna go back in time and pinch your cheeks and smack your eye back into place.

[marooko]

Good save with the "...smack your eye back in to place." I was getting nauseous reading the first half. LOL.

[lickety_spit]

Edit: I see you picked up on it.

i knew you were of the male... genre. i just habitually pair "minx" with "clever."

[marooko]

Whatever you do, don't google 'minx". You'll get like one picture of the feline genre.

[JewFace]

And for a little more clarification, that's me old.
This is me young.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3337/scannedimage020.jpg


Adorable!

You must be older than you appear (I mean in your present day photo), because the photo of you as a kid appears to be from the v. early 80s / late 70s and I had you pegged for no older than 22/23.

[herro kitty]

22/23 is pretty old, Jew! I would say 18/19 :)

[M Sparks]

I had you pegged for no older than 22/23.

I made the same mistake last week...he is blessed/cursed with babyface.

[weeklymix]

Drunk on photo booth. Studying for LSAT + work + college = no haircut / shave.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5118/photo1bv.jpg

[Courtney]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3337/scannedimage020.jpg

I love this photo so much.

[marooko]

Adorable!

You must be older than you appear (I mean in your present day photo), because the photo of you as a kid appears to be from the v. early 80s / late 70s and I had you pegged for no older than 22/23.

My girlfriend gets asked what I want to drink sometimes. Like I'm her son and she needs to order me some milk.

We were at Brunch a couple years ago, the lady loves brunch. The server offers her the Mimosa that's part of the brunch and says ".. And an OJ for him?" To here, like I wasn't even old enough to decide i wanted orange juice. He apologized, it was funny.

And thank you.


22/23 is pretty old, Jew! I would say 18/19 :)

31



I made the same mistake last week...he is blessed/cursed with babyface.

It's funny because this happens on here every couple months.


I love this photo so much.


Thank you. I currently rock an Adidas jacket with the same colors. I love it.

I had about another 2 surgeries on my eyes shortly after this photo. Within a year or so, not like later that day or anything.

[Bud Luster]

Wow, 31. You old bastard. What HS did you grad from?

Edit: and just to participate, here's one of the nephew and I.

http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww49/budluster/3267_91213635907_744510907_2510773_.jpg