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unitedwestand
07-10-2008, 06:25 PM
so who knows any games while drinking? (AND U HAVE TO DESCRIBE THEM)
I'll start:

drinking beer
Take a beer, sip it, drink it or chug it.

a simple version of beer pong
You need cups, four players (2 on both side of the table.) Set cups up in a triangle on both sides of the table, but beer in them. Shoot **** pong balls into the cups. Drink them. First one with no cups win the game.

algunz
07-10-2008, 06:29 PM
I suck at drinking games.

zenidogx
07-10-2008, 06:31 PM
the best way to get fucked up very fast. watch mtv and drink every time a dumb bitch says something stupid. or watch VH1 and drink every time you see a racial stereotype. if Flava of Love is on, everyone in the dorm is getting trashed.

Mr. Dylanja
07-10-2008, 06:36 PM
I suck at drinking games.

Losing is actually winning when it comes to drinking games tho Gunz, you're an all-star!

algunz
07-10-2008, 06:36 PM
I take my drinking very seriously.

unitedwestand
07-10-2008, 06:36 PM
batman drinking game:
whenever someone says bat, drink
whenever the joker laughs, drink
whenever robin says "holy"-anything" then finish your beer. If Robin is in really being "holy," you may want to change this to 5 gulps or so.
Old batman-whenever there's a POW, drink
whenever mr. freeze says freeze, drink
whenever there's the bat light, drink
(could be more)

Young blood
07-10-2008, 06:37 PM
Chug shitty beers.

last person standing wins.

unitedwestand
07-10-2008, 06:37 PM
Simpsons drinking game:
To play this gane you need beer and episodes of The Simpsons.

Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition:

Homer:

* "D'oh!" --2 sips if it's not Homer
* eats donuts
* drools
* has an erection

Lisa:

* mentions humanity
* participates in another dike feminist cause
* plays the sax --2 sips if one sings with her playing

Bart:

* makes crank phone call --2 sips if someone dies from prank
* goes to france --2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan

Grandpa Simpson:

* complains
* writes a complaint letter --3 sips

Marge:

* hair casts a giant shadow
* kisses Homer
* growls at Homer
* douches

Marge's sisters:

* are in a scene --3 sips if they are separated
* smoke --2 sips if they shootup

Flanders:

* mention God --5 sips if they convert to Islam

Itchy and Scratchy:

* are in a scene
* one of them dies --10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy
* their theme song is played

Maggie:

* falls down
* says something in a flash forward
* urinates and excrements in her tight silk panties

And one sip for the following:

* a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.
* a life in hell type character is shown
* someone talks to God or Allah
* CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern

algunz
07-10-2008, 06:38 PM
Thumper
Quarters

There are games that don't involve a TV.

unitedwestand
07-10-2008, 06:38 PM
lost drinking game:
General

* Opening shot is of someone's eye...........drink 1
* Flashback scene......................................drink 1
* A character appears in a different character's flashback......drink 2
* A shocking secret is revealed................drink 2
* Someone stares into the water..............drink 1
* Someone dies.......................................drink 2
* But doesn't really.......................drink 1
* A character not on the plane appears........drink 1
* Episode ends on a cliffhanger................drink 2
* A sexual innuendo, het or slash............drink 1
* The monster/polar bear appears or is heard.......drink 1
* A fight, not involving Jack or Sawyer, happens.......drink 2
* Any one of the lost numbers are mentioned (4 8 15 16 23 42).. drink 2
* Someone steps in a rope/net trap.......drink 2
* LOST at the end..................................finish your drink

Jack

* Patches someone up.........................drink 1
* Tries to rescue someone/plays the hero.......drink 2
* Gets in a fight....................................drink 1
* Fights with Sawyer.............................drink 2

Sawyer

* Gets in a fight...................................drink 1
* Gets in a fight with Jack....................drink 2
* Is asked for an item by another character...........drink 1
* Smiles............................................ ..drink 1
* Comes on screen.............................drink 1
* Gives someone a nickname.............drink 2

Kate

* Flirts with Jack.................................drink 1
* Flirts with NOT!Jack.........................drink 2

Locke

* Says something cryptic....................drink 1
* Uses a knife....................................drink 1

Sayid

* Fiddles around with something..........drink 1
* Camera shows his long, girly fingernails.....drink 1

Shannon

* Says something tactless/insulting........drink 1

Sun

* Uses herbs or roots to cure someone........drink 2

Jin

* Acts possessive..............................drink 1

Charlie

* Mentions/uses drugs.....................drink 1
* Mentions DriveShaft/sings.............drink 2
* Uses British slang..........................drink 2

Claire

* Holds her baby..............drink 1
* Writes in her diary.......................drink 2

Hurley

* Says "Dude".................................drink 1
* Mentions "Steve"........................... drink 1

Walt

* Calls for Vincent..........................drink 1
* Argues with Michael....................drink 1

Michael

* Calls for Walt..............................drink 1
* Argues with Walt........................drink 1

Danielle

* Is referred to by anything other than her name.........drink 1

locachica73
07-10-2008, 06:45 PM
We use to play three man when I was younger, it involves 2 dice, drink of choice and as many people you can get around the table.

Rules:
Someone is designated as the three man to start.
First person rolls the dice, if they get:
Pairs they hand one dice to whoever they wish and whatever that person rolls has to drink that many drinks.
5 & 4 is social which includes everyone yelling out social and drinking.
anytime a 3 comes up the person who is threeman drinks
once "threeman" rolls a three then the next person to roll a three drinks.
The person loses their turn when they don't roll anything that you can drink to.

It has been awhile there are probably other rules but I played it like 20 years ago.

marooko
07-10-2008, 06:51 PM
Chug shitty beers.

last person standing wins.

this game sounds fun. add a beer bong for extra fun.

algunz
07-10-2008, 06:52 PM
We play a similar game as the dice game, except with Pigs.

locachica73
07-10-2008, 06:57 PM
We use to also play a game called Questions.

One person would direct a question at another person and no matter how raunchy dirty nasty the question is you can't answer or pause or laugh and you have to immediately look at someone else and ask a question or drink. It is kind of like truth or dare to an extent because whenever someone laughed or paused or anything you would know that it was true or whatever, alot of secrets get out that way. At least if your already drunk.

algunz
07-10-2008, 06:59 PM
lol, we used to play that one too. That was a fun one.

locachica73
07-10-2008, 07:00 PM
lol, we used to play that one too. That was a fun one.

Yeah that game got me into alot of ummm interesting situations with the guys when I was younger.

Young blood
07-10-2008, 07:01 PM
We play a similar game as the dice game, except with Pigs.

pass the pigs! spokane wash. represent.


Mexican train is my drunk domino game of choice.

algunz
07-10-2008, 07:06 PM
I love my Pigs. I've played them everywhere -on each level of the Eiffel tower and on Jim Morrison's grave to a dusty picnic table in Utah and the sidewalk of Strawberry Fields.

algunz
07-10-2008, 07:18 PM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/random/IMG_0050.jpg

TomAz
07-10-2008, 07:27 PM
unitedwestand, your drinking games are way too complicated. If a drinking game requires a rulebook, it's fucking stupid.

I played a lot of thumper way back when i thought drinking was boring and i needed a game to make the time pass. Now I don't think drinking is boring.

also, there's a game called "Hi Bob". it involves reruns of the old Newhart show (the one where he's a shrink in chicago, with suzanne pleschette, not the one where he has gotten all wimpy and runs a hotel in vermont). The game is not at all complicated. I bet you've figured it out already.

Blinken
07-10-2008, 07:42 PM
Hi Bob is alot of fun,

menikmati
07-10-2008, 07:46 PM
wow more beer threads :rolleyes

algunz
07-10-2008, 07:47 PM
Would you like more Disney threads?

menikmati
07-10-2008, 07:51 PM
guess im just soft

algunz
07-10-2008, 07:53 PM
That's ok. You can be soft and like beer. It's also more than ok to not like beer.

menikmati
07-10-2008, 07:54 PM
I don't drink at all.

algunz
07-10-2008, 07:55 PM
Dat's cool, but I do and I like it.







I'm still shitty at drinking games though.

Boourns
07-10-2008, 07:57 PM
Why is p-i-n-g censored?

marooko
07-10-2008, 08:14 PM
when whatching UFC, we would drink when they said brought to you by_____. and take a shot when they said..He got rocked!! we stopped because we were just missing fights.

disgustipated
07-10-2008, 08:21 PM
Presidents and Assholes.

A card game that will really fuck you over.

Blinken
07-10-2008, 08:47 PM
Why is p-i-n-g censored?

I have been wondering that for a long time and have never been given an answer. Why Dani?? Why???

bakersfield
07-10-2008, 08:51 PM
I like good ol' fashioned QUARTERS

James Brown
07-10-2008, 08:55 PM
Pinggggggggggggggggggggggg ****

fiyahhh!
07-13-2008, 05:10 AM
Edward 40hands. (like Edward Scissorhands)
Duct tape a 40 into each hand. You are not allowed to be cut free until it's empty. The best way to do this is to drink one right away so you can have one hand free to use the bathroom. Of course, then you'll want to finish the other one quickly before it starts getting warm from being taped to your hand.

fiyahhh!
07-13-2008, 05:12 AM
Century Club

one shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.

this never ends well.

All That I Am
07-13-2008, 09:33 AM
The Pulp Fiction Drinking game
Simply take a drink of beer every time anyone says fuck.
(this also works well with Goodfellas and Scarface)
Try to make it through the whole movie.