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algunz
07-03-2008, 08:57 PM
I got homemade snakes and a few fountains.



They stopped making flowers and any sparklers, even the shitty ones. Bastards.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 09:06 PM
I got a rocket in my pocket. Not one of those little chinese models either.




you know, if i was actually drunk, I could justify posts like this. ever have one of those nights where you drink and drink but it doesn't seem to have much effect? go ahead, make your snide whispers. At least i didn't start this thread. I can't figure algunz out, can you? sometimes she seems to have a pretty decent brain in that head and then other times it's like, what? this is one of the latter times. I mean, come on. Fireworks? really? is she serious or being ironic? ahh... maybe that's it. She's baiting us. Don't fall for it. Hey did you see what the Diamondbacks did tonight? 6 runs in the bottom of the 9th to come from behind to win 6-5. Awesome.

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 09:09 PM
Fireworks are illegal here. It being a desert and all.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:09 PM
I hate baseball.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:10 PM
The desert is the best place for fireworks. Lots of space.

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 09:10 PM
And fires.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:13 PM
That's where all the space comes in

TomAz
07-03-2008, 09:13 PM
The desert can sometimes be a good place for baseball too.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:14 PM
My kids today asked me what's the point to have the 4th of July if you can't light fireworks.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:14 PM
The desert can sometimes be a good place for baseball too.


Nowhere's a good place for baseball, unless your 10 and in about 1947.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 09:17 PM
communist terrorist baby killer

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 09:17 PM
My kids today asked me what's the point to have the 4th of July if you can't light fireworks.

Wait, how many kids do you have?

TomAz
07-03-2008, 09:18 PM
I can remember when certain people calling certain other people a communist was an actual insult. Now it's just quaint.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:18 PM
Dude, look at my avatar.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:19 PM
Wait, how many kids do you have?

45 fucking drop-outs, and I'm learning to love every one of them.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 09:21 PM
wait. you have home made fireworks? like you buy powder n shit?

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 09:21 PM
oh. good times.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:24 PM
wait. you have home made fireworks? like you buy powder n shit?

Not quite. The chemistry teacher made these blobs out of sugar and some other chemical that burn like snakes. They're awesome, but you need a blow torch to get them going.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 09:27 PM
i actually own a small blow torch.

but at first I thought that said "you need some blow to get them going".

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:35 PM
That can never hinder a good light show

bakersfield
07-03-2008, 10:09 PM
I hate baseball.

Baseball is great!
You see that D'back comeback today?
Nuts!! Especially considering how awful they have
been playing the last couple of months.

algunz
07-03-2008, 10:12 PM
I'm goin to an Angels' game on Sunday. I'm not that excited.

All That I Am
07-04-2008, 12:57 AM
Q: What fireworks do you have?
A: The ones that go PffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRREEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIII IIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYP!

BROKENDOLL
07-04-2008, 01:22 AM
I don't know, but I have PMS right now...Guaranteed, there will be some sort of fireworks tomorrow!

kreutz2112
07-04-2008, 01:32 AM
I hope your crack pipe blows up in your face

BROKENDOLL
07-04-2008, 01:44 AM
Wait, my fireworks may have just started!

Boourns
07-04-2008, 03:16 AM
All the good shit is illegal everywhere nowadays...no wonder kids are so fucked up

roberto73
07-04-2008, 05:36 AM
Bush-league, small-town firework displays are the greatest. During one especially dry summer in Ohio, the town decided to stage the fireworks near an unplanted field. A firework would launch, sparks would land on the field, the field would catch on fire, a fire truck would drive out and extinguish it – repeat for thirty minutes.

frozen pilgrim
07-04-2008, 05:58 AM
dude, that's an awesome story.

me and some friends drank a mess of tequila (this is on the first- canada day) at like two in the morning, then went on a mission to find fireworks.
we found a bunch of shells, fountains, roman candles, catherine wheels, dancing devils and snakes, etc. I ended up blowing (or blowing UP) about $200.

the 2 AM mission to find fireworks was capped off with a 4:30 AM mission to find burgers.

Stainofmind
07-04-2008, 08:25 AM
dude, that's an awesome story.

me and some friends drank a mess of tequila (this is on the first- canada day) at like two in the morning, then went on a mission to find fireworks.
we found a bunch of shells, fountains, roman candles, catherine wheels, dancing devils and snakes, etc. I ended up blowing (or blowing UP) about $200.

the 2 AM mission to find fireworks was capped off with a 4:30 AM mission to find burgers.

theres always Tim Hortons

frozen pilgrim
07-04-2008, 08:34 AM
there are no burgers at timmy ho's.
however, the early morning colon-busting 9" BLT with an extra large coffee (roll up the motherfucking rim!) and donut is a long standing after-punk-show tradition. or it was until the scene died.

disgustipated
07-04-2008, 08:44 AM
about five of these bad boys

http://www.nocturne.org/~jeffem/fireworks/full/SeriousEquip.jpg


it's going to be an awesome evening.

frozen pilgrim
07-04-2008, 08:53 AM
nice!

bmack86
07-04-2008, 09:46 AM
Bush-league, small-town firework displays are the greatest. During one especially dry summer in Ohio, the town decided to stage the fireworks near an unplanted field. A firework would launch, sparks would land on the field, the field would catch on fire, a fire truck would drive out and extinguish it repeat for thirty minutes.

One year they allowed my friend to set up his own specially designed firework to go off during the middle of the show. Instead of making something visually spectacular, he decided to just make a huge explosion to shock everybody. It was a particularly dry night, so the heat really travelled when this mother exploded. The fire ball was around 15 feet in circumference, and it formed a mushroom cloud. It was wild.

fiyahhh!
07-04-2008, 11:56 AM
we used to pinch the ends of the Whistling Pete ones so that they exploded when they got to the bottom. That was cool, but then we would do the same thing execpt toss it down a pvc pipe just after lighting it -- instant mortar! I think they've redesigned them because we couldn't get them to work last year...

BROKENDOLL
07-04-2008, 12:14 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/sbesky/HowtoMakeFirecrackers.jpg