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Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 11:07 AM
Yall think this is an appropriate name for a restaurant

bug on your lip
07-01-2008, 11:15 AM
if they have an All You Can Eat Buffet Young Blood's sister is going to burn thru those Frequent Eater punch cards

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 11:16 AM
I thought Young Blood's sister IS an all you can eat buffet?

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 11:21 AM
make sure to let me know when she coming. so we can switch the name quickstyle to jenny craig

woogie846
07-01-2008, 11:28 AM
I didn't think it was possible, but roadkillhighway's posts are actually getting dumber and more useless.

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 11:37 AM
make sure to let me know when she coming. so we can switch the name quickstyle to jenny craig

... you missed the point of this entirely. We're suggesting she's a degenerate whore. Not that she's fat.


On a sidenote though, she is fat.

Young blood
07-01-2008, 11:50 AM
hahaha I thought this thread was about how Randys dad died choking on Long Schlong.

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 11:58 AM
hey yall use your imagination, this thread could be anything you want it to be, take it all in.

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 11:59 AM
hey woogie are u a priest

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 12:04 PM
take it all in.

that depends, how long is this alleged shlong?

bug on your lip
07-01-2008, 12:07 PM
it depends on how sexy you are Ivy

Young blood
07-01-2008, 12:10 PM
The time is upon us.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll28/CLitton33/goldenshower.jpg

SFChrissy
07-01-2008, 12:10 PM
take it all in.That's literal!!!

marooko
07-01-2008, 12:13 PM
that depends, how long is this alleged shlong?


it depends on how sexy you are Ivy


The time is upon us.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll28/CLitton33/goldenshower.jpg

i love you guys.

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 12:15 PM
the long shlong is gonna be as big fast food joint

Young blood
07-01-2008, 12:16 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/fireworks-3in.jpg

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 12:25 PM
that's 18" happines if you put them together

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 12:25 PM
it depends on how sexy you are Ivy

She's at least worth a 3 inch happiness.

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 12:39 PM
3 inch happiness sounds like a massage parlor

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 12:39 PM
buy 3 inch now get the next 3 inch free

chairmenmeow47
07-01-2008, 12:39 PM
3 inches sounds like there no point in taking anything in...

Young blood
07-01-2008, 12:46 PM
looks like bug is outta luck.

RotationSlimWang
07-01-2008, 12:47 PM
3 inches sounds like there no point in taking anything in...

In that case how about a Randy Candle?

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 12:48 PM
u start off with 3 inches u gradually graduate to lthe bigger long shlong. thats our motto and im stickin to it Take it all in happiness is in the smile u walk out of our restaurant with, if not fully satisfied we will personally add 3 more inches to your order. thank you come again

fiyahhh!
07-01-2008, 12:52 PM
Maybe if it was called "Ye Olde Long Schlong"

Mr.Nipples
07-01-2008, 12:53 PM
8=============================================D

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 12:55 PM
that sounds like a beer that should be in a schlong shaped bottle

Young blood
07-01-2008, 01:01 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/rofljaculation.gif

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 01:05 PM
is that a rolfjaculation chair stick man is sitting on

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 01:10 PM
u start off with 3 inches u gradually graduate to lthe bigger long shlong. thats our motto and im stickin to it Take it all in happiness is in the smile u walk out of our restaurant with, if not fully satisfied we will personally add 3 more inches to your order. thank you come again A 3" Long Schlong, you say? That's like offering a spoon sample at 31 Flavors!

Young blood
07-01-2008, 01:17 PM
*Remember to insert cave of the winds or hotdog down a hallway joke*

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 01:19 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/jack_off.gif

Roadkillhighway951
07-01-2008, 01:21 PM
the width is what makes our restaurant special but as we gradually add to the length, for your pleasure you'll see that your experience here at the long shlong will be of great orgasmic heights. take it all in, here at the long shlong, you are # 1

bakersfield
07-01-2008, 09:30 PM
There's been a restaurant in San Luis Obispo for 40+ years called
Mee Heng Low Chop Suey Shop....that's right..MEE HENG LOW!
It actually has the best Chinese Food in town.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1728657_a7b0a6b5ab.jpg?v=0

Hawkings
07-01-2008, 10:09 PM
there is Phuket Thai, and in Berkeley there was a place called King Dong

I like the first one cause you can use it in conversation when you don't know where to go

Down Rodeo
07-02-2008, 12:38 AM
there is Phuket Thai, and in Berkeley there was a place called King Dong


Oh yeah, King Dong is good eatin'.

Cpt. Funkaho
07-02-2008, 12:49 AM
Man, for a thread with a horrible premise, this is really going to some interesting places. Of course, I might be overvaluing it due to my current drunken state, but I don't think so. Good work to those who rescued this thread; you know who you are.

miscorrections
07-02-2008, 08:02 AM
There's been a restaurant in San Luis Obispo for 40+ years called
Mee Heng Low Chop Suey Shop....that's right..MEE HENG LOW!
It actually has the best Chinese Food in town.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1728657_a7b0a6b5ab.jpg?v=0

If by "best Chinese food in town" you mean "horrible Chinese food where no one should eat; don't bother with any sort of ethnic food restaurant anywhere around SLO because there are only a few good restaurants in the entire area anyway and they aren't ethnic at all".

Young blood
07-02-2008, 08:09 AM
We have a ya hala! greek resturant that makes me giggle and ho mei Chinese resturant here in Denver. Would never consider eating there. I did see a Phuket Pho place in Sf a while back.

bakersfield
07-02-2008, 08:35 AM
If by "best Chinese food in town" you mean "horrible Chinese food where no one should eat; don't bother with any sort of ethnic food restaurant anywhere around SLO because there are only a few good restaurants in the entire area anyway and they aren't ethnic at all".

Been 18-20 years since I ate there at times when I was in college at Cal Poly & it was pretty good back then. Overall ethnic restaurants do struggle a bit in SLO.
More of a BBQ or Pizza type town.

But the point of the post is that MEE HENG LOW is a CLASSIC name!!

TomAz
07-02-2008, 08:35 AM
http://www.planet99.com/pix/16061_1.jpg

Young blood
07-02-2008, 08:42 AM
They serve dog.

bakersfield
07-02-2008, 08:47 AM
http://www.planet99.com/pix/16061_1.jpg

Isn't that where the Gin Blossoms got started....playing Long Wong's in Tempe?

All That I Am
07-02-2008, 09:00 AM
We don't have any interestingly named chinese food places around here.
But there is a liquor store called Ball's Liquor and an unfinished furniture store called I GOT WOOD.

samiksha
07-02-2008, 09:08 AM
we have a chinese place called FOOD ZONE

Young blood
07-02-2008, 09:09 AM
YOURE DOING IT WONG!

samiksha
07-02-2008, 09:13 AM
kekeke

marooko
07-02-2008, 09:39 AM
isnt there an OK Chinese food in SF also?

Blinken
07-02-2008, 09:45 AM
I forgot about Long Wong's I went there once. For good food in Tempe my favorite place is The Pink Pony, great steaks.

chairmenmeow47
07-02-2008, 09:51 AM
I forgot about Long Wong's I went there once. For good food in Tempe my favorite place is The Pink Pony, great steaks.

i've always wondered about that place...

RIP tempe long wongs :(

Hopeless Semantic
07-02-2008, 09:52 AM
The Pink Pony sounds like a meat market of a different ilk...

marooko
07-02-2008, 09:58 AM
i used to work at a restaurant called "The Brass Rail". My girlfriend asked if it was a gay bar. For the record, NO, it wasnt.

BROKENDOLL
07-02-2008, 11:08 AM
i used to work at a restaurant called "The Brass Rail". My girlfriend asked if it was a gay bar. For the record, NO, it wasnt.
Sounds more like an upscale dining establishment for the handicapped.

Roadkillhighway951
07-02-2008, 11:49 AM
long wongs dammit that sounds too similar to long shlong's, new name folks any ideas for names i can steal from u

algunz
07-02-2008, 11:50 AM
Eat a Bowl of Dicks

Roadkillhighway951
07-02-2008, 11:56 AM
catchy but not mainstream enough next

algunz
07-02-2008, 11:57 AM
Patty's Legs

locachica73
07-02-2008, 11:59 AM
Salad Tossers? It can be an all you can eat salad bar.

Roadkillhighway951
07-02-2008, 12:00 PM
that's good if we add and switch to ur ideas how bout Eat Patty's Bowl

Roadkillhighway951
07-02-2008, 12:03 PM
salad tosser's sound rather played out maybe we can salvage it though Zalad Tozzer's we put the Z's in zalad tozzin

Wheres the beef?
07-02-2008, 12:46 PM
The Pink Pony sounds like a meat market of a different ilk...

"You can beat our meat but you can't beat our prices."

rage patton
07-02-2008, 01:52 PM
Oh my god... I love this thread.

Young blood
07-02-2008, 01:59 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/l_9d3f8f15281ed741cec83206ed321780.jpg

traviscanada
07-02-2008, 07:54 PM
We have a store called Liqour Box here.

boarderwoozel3
07-02-2008, 09:11 PM
*AHEM* Dick's and dicks galore!

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miscorrections
07-02-2008, 09:13 PM
My dad went there (Crabby Dicks) many moons ago on a business trip. The lack of an apostrophe bothers me, even if they really do mean plural Crabby Dicks and not a place owned by a guy named Crabby Dick.

RotationSlimWang
07-02-2008, 09:38 PM
If I had a restaurant it would be called Superior Wang.

Roadkillhighway951
07-03-2008, 10:23 AM
Super Wang restaurants where superman meets asian culture

Hawkings
07-03-2008, 01:58 PM
all this wang talk, can't forget the Pink Taco

http://pinktaco.com/

TomAz
07-03-2008, 02:05 PM
http://myninjaplease.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/15_Pink_Taco_menu_625x469.jpg

amyzzz
07-03-2008, 02:19 PM
My vote goes for skinny dicks halfway inn