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Stainofmind
06-20-2008, 02:50 AM
I heard about this on the morning radio show I listen to. Its kinda funny.

http://www.fuckraffle.net/

With tickets only at a penny a piece, who wouldn’t want to join in the fun? No one is twisting your arm to be here, or pressure you into buying. Check out the rules to see if your are eligible to enter. Winners will be given the chance to choose a pornstar from our “Participating Portfolio” for a 30 Minute shoot, and 1 Hour 1-On-1 time. Choose to have your video released, or keep it for private pleasures.

Don’t worry about us finding the right girl or guy for you. We have connections with seven different talent agencies and can quickly book one of many stars for you to fuck. Time is ticking! Tickets will be on sale UNTIL September first! Only 90 days to stock up for your chance to win.

Mr.Nipples
06-20-2008, 04:39 AM
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bug on your lip
06-20-2008, 05:47 AM
Young Blood's sister will pay YOU

Xenocide
06-20-2008, 07:45 AM
been there, done that... not young blood's sister, of course, just in general...

Young blood
06-20-2008, 07:49 AM
You just rehashed a bug joke 2hrs later? *golf clapz*

Young blood
06-20-2008, 07:51 AM
...and no one believes you unless there is youtubes.

bug on your lip
06-20-2008, 07:55 AM
mah jokes are timeless



btw J.... i am still effin pissed at u
u posted that WET PETS commercial earlier this week and that fukkin SONG IS STILL IN MAH MUG !!

Young blood
06-20-2008, 08:10 AM
That was the lady diva Mizcorrections that posted it.

chairmenmeow47
06-20-2008, 08:23 AM
bug cracks me up :)

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 08:26 AM
He is one funny insect...

This reminds me of the Chuck P. book...damn, it just came out and I've forgotten the book already!

SFChrissy
06-20-2008, 08:29 AM
I wonder how many of you are fabulous enough to fuck a pornstar that would be worth watching on film...

Cdubby
06-20-2008, 08:33 AM
ill fuck a pornstar, sign me up

TomAz
06-20-2008, 09:21 AM
I wonder how many of you are fabulous enough to fuck a pornstar that would be worth watching on film...

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/nba/IMG/jpg/19stanvangundy.jpg

marooko
06-20-2008, 09:40 AM
translation - every one of us.

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 09:50 AM
Every male on this planet has a little John Holmes in them--well, not literally...sans the HIV and knack for getting tons of people murdered...

woogie846
06-20-2008, 10:11 AM
What if you're really, really ugly? Can the star say no?

amyzzz
06-20-2008, 10:12 AM
Mayeb if you're really, really smelly.

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 10:14 AM
Mayeb if you're really, really smelly.

If that's the case, I'm sure you can get by in Gloucester, MA. I hear they're lovin' the homeless at the local high school out there.

Xenocide
06-20-2008, 09:32 PM
...and no one believes you unless there is youtubes.

there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 11:25 PM
there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?

Well, it could be something to brag about if she became a worldwide connossieur of all things cock and vaginer--both human and/or animal. Did she?

RotationSlimWang
06-21-2008, 01:16 AM
I already fuck like a porn star, thank you very much.

Jenniehoo
06-21-2008, 03:24 AM
I thought Reseda was the porn capital of the world?

TomAz
06-21-2008, 03:29 AM
there ARE youtubes of the good ol days... doesn't mean i'll post them here...


it does count even if it was BEFORE they became a porn star, right?

see sig.

TomAz
06-21-2008, 03:35 AM
I wadn't trying to mess you up er nuthin I swear. have at it. good luck.

PS you guys are up late. or early.

schoolofruckus
06-21-2008, 03:37 AM
So are you. What, because you saw Tom Waits the other night, you think you can be up at this hour?

Boourns
06-21-2008, 05:12 PM
I wonder what pornstars are participating.

bakersfield
06-22-2008, 12:12 AM
I thought Reseda was the porn capital of the world?

I heard it is Chatsworth

fasttrack
06-22-2008, 01:19 AM
I heard it is Chatsworth

van nuys, ca

faxman75
06-22-2008, 07:22 AM
another Howard Stern bit ripped off but some untalented pricks!

jonnypark
06-22-2008, 09:47 AM
Because it was a such a brilliant idea in the first place.

vinylmartyr
06-22-2008, 09:57 AM
I have lived in Reseda and Van Nuys and I have never been in a porno.

suprefan
06-22-2008, 10:56 AM
van nuys, ca

Northridge

Ardentbiscuit
06-22-2008, 11:05 AM
I looked all through this site and it doesn't specially say which pornstars are in the running as prizes...

It just says more pornstars are signing up and it has a place for pornstars to sign in...

Are you sure this isn't a scam?

suprefan
06-22-2008, 11:05 AM
How much money are they charging?