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whynotsmile99
06-16-2008, 09:55 PM
but here's a snoring duck


_vdYSZ4YGnU

leo01g
06-16-2008, 10:09 PM
thats funny. I was going to say where its head was but it popped out in the end

woogie846
06-16-2008, 11:33 PM
That's adorable!

Melanie.Dawn
06-17-2008, 07:00 AM
That's a really horrible story.

marooko
06-17-2008, 07:39 AM
I dont know why but this reminded me of a time I was in college and I was doing a research on testosterone using rhode island red roosters (a very common breed) and only one hen, in what I thought was a safe area on campus(a fenced off courtyard near the baseball field, about 250 feet away from my dorm at the time.) Then one night I woke up to what sounded like starr jones being raped, but it ended up to be my chickens being slaughtered by a group of skunks. I did not want to get sprayed so i just scared the skunks out with an air horn and a really bright flashlight. When I went over there the only chicken that was alive, although mortally wounded was making the same sound. I killed it in mercy, but left the bodies for the skunks to come back for(which they did), and I came back with thompson 308 and blew 2/3 skunks in half.... ugh, im suck a hick.

what the fuck college was this?? awesome leaving some bait for the skunks though. did the 3rd one not show, or did you miss it?

Blinken
06-17-2008, 01:20 PM
That is a great story.

MissingPerson
06-17-2008, 01:25 PM
Jesus Christ, we should all just give up now - there will never be any better thing on the internet than that snoring duck.

Fucking fantastic.

crazzz2007
06-17-2008, 04:28 PM
but here's a snoring duck


_vdYSZ4YGnU

oh shit!!!! at first i thought you said snoring "dick." someone then replied by asking where is its "head." and the image of the duck's head looks just like the head of a penis.

so i thought i was watching someone's dick poking out of a newspaper, until the duck stood up. and no, i'm not drunk, high, or on any other substance.

Encaitare
06-17-2008, 04:36 PM
I read it as a snoring dick as well

clumsy342
06-17-2008, 11:49 PM
oh shit!!!! at first i thought you said snoring "dick." ... and the image of the duck's head looks just like the head of a penis.



I read it as a snoring dick as well

ditto.

Wheres the beef?
06-18-2008, 12:25 PM
I dont know why but this reminded me of a time I was in college and I was doing a research on testosterone using rhode island red roosters (a very common breed) and only one hen, in what I thought was a safe area on campus(a fenced off courtyard near the baseball field, about 250 feet away from my dorm at the time.) Then one night I woke up to what sounded like starr jones being raped, but it ended up to be my chickens being slaughtered by a group of skunks. I did not want to get sprayed so i just scared the skunks out with an air horn and a really bright flashlight. When I went over there the only chicken that was alive, although mortally wounded was making the same sound. I killed it in mercy, but left the bodies for the skunks to come back for(which they did), and I came back with thompson 308 and blew 2/3 skunks in half.... ugh, im suck a hick.

Fail Troll is Fail

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 07:39 PM
That was a fucking awesome story, true or not.

tessalasset
07-27-2009, 09:58 PM
Jesus Christ, we should all just give up now - there will never be any better thing on the internet than that snoring duck.

Fucking fantastic.

i see the snoring duck and raise it a TURTLE ORGASM

xTrdp_3dZHU

algunz
07-27-2009, 10:04 PM
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen and heard.

superfiction
07-27-2009, 10:09 PM
That's a really horrible story.

somehow i thought at first this said "that makes me really horny"

djandrews25
07-27-2009, 10:10 PM
wow, just wow.

Astrid
07-27-2009, 10:14 PM
oh shit!!!! at first i thought you said snoring "dick." someone then replied by asking where is its "head." and the image of the duck's head looks just like the head of a penis.

so i thought i was watching someone's dick poking out of a newspaper, until the duck stood up. and no, i'm not drunk, high, or on any other substance.

you must have encountered some freaky fucking dicks dude.....seriously...

algunz
07-27-2009, 10:16 PM
They're out there.

whynotsmile99
07-27-2009, 10:22 PM
i see the snoring duck and raise it a TURTLE ORGASM

xTrdp_3dZHU

i love the wink at the camera as he winds down, what a fucking porn star

great thread bump by the way

BROKENDOLL
07-27-2009, 10:52 PM
i see the snoring duck and raise it a TURTLE ORGASM
xTrdp_3dZHU
So the slowest moving reptile known to man has an orgasm that violates the terms and agreements?



Whoa, that's one bad ass turtle!

tessalasset
07-27-2009, 11:16 PM
bullshit. i wonder how that happened.

tessalasset
07-27-2009, 11:17 PM
sweet here's the extended version.

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buddy
07-27-2009, 11:19 PM
that she turtle isn't feeling it at all. possibly literally.

Still-ill
07-28-2009, 09:50 AM
That flapping breathing hole is disturbing...

marooko
07-28-2009, 10:03 AM
i found it fairly arousing.

BROKENDOLL
07-29-2009, 01:21 AM
Here. You can thank me later, Marooko...
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iv3rdawG
07-30-2009, 04:32 PM
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zenidogx
07-30-2009, 04:45 PM
it's like being told you can hold,but not eat a bacon wrapped hot dog.
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plus, look how fat that cat is.

iv3rdawG
07-30-2009, 04:47 PM
it's like being told you can hold,but not eat a bacon wrapped hot dog.
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plus, look how fat that cat is.

Quoting so everyone can see. That's the winner.