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faxman75
06-13-2008, 12:13 PM
I think I am. I plan on stopping at the record store and purchasing "Boxer" on Vynil and drinking some michelob ultras and Tres Generations tequila.

Come by if you want.

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:14 PM
michelob ultras.......?


there is a reason your are drinking alone.

marooko
06-13-2008, 12:14 PM
ultra? with a cock in your ass or what. come one man.

locachica73
06-13-2008, 12:14 PM
I will be at the tilted kilt if I decide to spend the $25 in gas to get my ass down there. If not I will stick to $5 pitchers at my local bar and then head over to Baileys for some dancing.

marooko
06-13-2008, 12:16 PM
going to a party in oakland. drinking with some friends and playin some rekids!!

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:17 PM
SURPRISE!

NOBODY CARES!

faxman75
06-13-2008, 12:19 PM
michelob ultras.......?


there is a reason your are drinking alone.

Dude i'm on a diet. I'm fat. I have 75 more lbs to lose at least. I gotta be careful. Normally it's miller lites but the ultras are even more diet friendly.

canexplain
06-13-2008, 12:19 PM
after last weekend, i am staying home unless i hit the denver music fest at lodo ... we are posting pics of us drunk tonight btw ....x**** and i am never really alone, i have my wonderful so who doesnt drink (or much) so i guess i qualify .....

faxman75
06-13-2008, 12:19 PM
SURPRISE!

NOBODY CARES!

Says the 3rd responder of the thread. How silly.

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
06-13-2008, 12:20 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/merle-1.jpg

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:20 PM
Bress milks.

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:20 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/merle-1.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/merle-1.jpg

locachica73
06-13-2008, 12:21 PM
Dude i'm on a diet. I'm fat. I have 75 more lbs to lose at least. I gotta be careful. Normally it's miller lites but the ultras are even more diet friendly.

Vodka and club soda with a twist of lime are actually lower in calorie/carb content. And it might be hard to believe but Guiness is very low in carbs as well.

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:21 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/merle-1.jpg

Blinken
06-13-2008, 12:21 PM
i might be drinking alone who knows it is to early to tell at this point.

chairmenmeow47
06-13-2008, 12:23 PM
if the bitch don't smoke, GET HER DRUUUUUUUUUNK!

that's all i got.

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:28 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/1211819952561.jpg

full on idle
06-13-2008, 12:34 PM
seriously what is with these threads

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:35 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/1211551344511.jpg

marooko
06-13-2008, 12:36 PM
Dude i'm on a diet. I'm fat. I have 75 more lbs to lose at least. I gotta be careful. Normally it's miller lites but the ultras are even more diet friendly.

i was gonna say unless you're fat, but i didnt wanna be offensive. since thats the case, i understand. lite it up my man.

rage patton
06-13-2008, 12:38 PM
The horse picture is fucking awesome.

Also, I am glad to see Merle is doing well.

canexplain
06-13-2008, 12:41 PM
i might be drinking alone who knows it is to early to tell at this point.

blinken, how ya been ... havent seen you as much lately but then i havent been on as much either (ok considering i said i wouldnt be here at all makes me full of it) x****

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:43 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/1208268342880.jpg

marooko
06-13-2008, 12:43 PM
fap???

chairmenmeow47
06-13-2008, 12:44 PM
fap???

:rotfl

faxman75
06-13-2008, 12:46 PM
And it might be hard to believe but Guiness is very low in carbs as well.

They actually use a lot of sugar to make up for it being a stout. Guiness = 17.5 carbs per beer. Ultra has less than 3. :) So I can have 6 ultras for every Guiness. I will probably have about 3 and then 3 shots. I'm a lightweight. I only use the beer to wash down the tequila.

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:46 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/caption331.jpg

marooko
06-13-2008, 12:47 PM
:rotfl

thats not helping. i dont watch star wars.

marooko
06-13-2008, 12:49 PM
urb dic helped me out.

Bosco
06-13-2008, 12:52 PM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/smileywithnonameftw.png

marooko
06-13-2008, 12:53 PM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/smileywithnonameftw.png

this makes me happy. almost enough to fap. that used properly?

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:53 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/2478613739_dc67e1d9d6_o.jpg

faxman75
06-13-2008, 12:54 PM
lol

Bosco
06-13-2008, 12:54 PM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/khaaan1.gif

Young blood
06-13-2008, 12:56 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/1212575864839.jpg

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 01:38 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/TheWalkingDude/1211551344511.jpg NO! NO! NOT THE GODDAMN CAT!

Blinken
06-13-2008, 02:29 PM
blinken, how ya been ... havent seen you as much lately but then i havent been on as much either (ok considering i said i wouldnt be here at all makes me full of it) x****

Been good just working alot, or not since I spend alot of time here. Still thinking about heading out to Colorado this summer, Grand Junction to be specific. It would be kinda wierd since i haven't been out there for over a decade now.

Cdubby
06-13-2008, 02:38 PM
this makes me happy. almost enough to fap. that used properly?


if you're into that kinda stuff

faxman75
06-13-2008, 06:18 PM
2 beers and a shot. Just listened to Portishead 3rd on vinyl. It was nice. I wonder why they couldn't fit it on one album. It's on two. It's pretty cool listening to Vinyl. I also got Prince 1999 for five bucks.

gaypalmsprings
06-13-2008, 06:26 PM
http://www.poochiepals.com/images/CATdrunk.gif

algunz
06-13-2008, 06:29 PM
http://a300.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_6be3caeaf6baec52ac686edf3fdedb03.jpg
Look at the bottle. For more on this, go the this news letter (http://www.rogue.com/pdfs/Rogue-100-22-web.pdf) put out by the beer. Page 6, the Q&A section.



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mountmccabe
06-13-2008, 06:31 PM
Third is 49 minutes. A single LP can only hold 45 minutes.

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 06:37 PM
I'm finishing off some wine by myself.

yay.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 06:39 PM
I'm so drunk right now.

Mr. Dylanja
06-13-2008, 06:39 PM
Is the thread full of Phoenecians or what?

Fax or any other Phoenecians for that matter, where do you buy your vinyl?

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 06:40 PM
Its full of Phoenecians cuz it's too fucking hot to go anywhere.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 06:40 PM
Someone be my friend.

algunz
06-13-2008, 06:42 PM
We are all your friends.

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 06:43 PM
Someone be my friend. How drunk are you?

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 06:43 PM
Really?
I love you Coachella boards.

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 06:43 PM
That may sober the poor boy up, huh?

algunz
06-13-2008, 06:44 PM
Believe whatever makes you happy . . . and not sick. : )

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 06:45 PM
I hate how drinking alcohol makes me hungry. I want to eat a pig now.

Mr. Dylanja
06-13-2008, 06:45 PM
I'm not hatin on PHX, sorry for the mispell, I'll be back here later....

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 06:45 PM
I'm not hatin on PHX, sorry for the mispell, I'll be back here later....

I know..I was just sayin'

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 06:47 PM
I'm so bored.

Mr. Dylanja
06-13-2008, 06:47 PM
I may have to set sail with the captn 2nite!

mountmccabe
06-13-2008, 06:50 PM
Is the thread full of Phoenecians or what?

Fax or any other Phoenecians for that matter, where do you buy your vinyl?

The last several things I have gotten - other than new at shows - were used from Bookmans and Zia.

I have gotten some new vinyl at Stinkweeds; they usually have a good selection at relatively reasonable prices.

I know that there are more serious places to get vinyl around town but I have not explored enough.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 06:51 PM
Beef Jerky, I'll be your friend.



I should let you know in advance that I fuck my friends in the ass. Cool? Cool.

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 06:52 PM
It's only acceptable to go up the butt if your peepee is small.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 06:55 PM
Beef Jerky, I'll be your friend.



I should let you know in advance that I fuck my friends in the ass. Cool? Cool.

NO! EXIT ONLY!!!

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 06:57 PM
Clearly, you girls don't have very good friends.

algunz
06-13-2008, 06:57 PM
Keep drinking, beef. Randy's invite might look good in few hours . . . when your unconscious. That's how Randy likes his "victims."

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 06:57 PM
Great. I'm out of booze and it's not even dark yet. And I don't want to go to the store cuz I'd have to put on a bra.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 06:58 PM
Not "victims." "FRIENDS," Gunz. We call them "friends." Then we drop them off in a parking lot.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:00 PM
I remember it hurting even after I was wasted. Maybe my poopers is extra small or somethin'

algunz
06-13-2008, 07:00 PM
Captn, burn your bra. You're drunk. Who are you trying to impress? Besides sometimes they are fun feelin' all jiggly and exposed.

Randy, in a parking lot or in a shopping cart on their parent's front porch.

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 07:01 PM
It only hurts if it's bigger than the normal dump you take.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 07:02 PM
Most really good sex hurts the orifice a little, Jen. Suck it up.

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 07:02 PM
Great. I'm out of booze and it's not even dark yet. And I don't want to go to the store cuz I'd have to put on a bra. You have no clue how much I'm relating to that right now. But, fuck the bra, there's no mas tequilla in mi casa!

algunz
06-13-2008, 07:02 PM
So true, it hurts so good.

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 07:03 PM
Most really good sex hurts the orifice a little, Jen. Suck it up.

Fine. If you can handle it, I can. What size penis would you prefer?

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:04 PM
I still have some tequila left! Jose and I are having a great time!

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 07:04 PM
You have no clue how much I'm relating to that right now. But, fuck the bra, there's no mas tequilla in mi casa!

Now that I think about it, there's a drive through liquor store about a mile away. I normally don't go there cuz it's infested with illegals. But I bet they have Corona.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 07:05 PM
I'm the one that has to deal with my balls hurting for the next 10 hours after they get done slapping against your big ass, Jen.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:06 PM
Who's Jen? It seems like you guys all know eachother! I feel so left out.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 07:08 PM
Jen is captncrazy, Jerky. What's your name? I might insist on continuing to call you Jerky. If you want to get acquainted, the first step everyone else in this thread took was blowing me.

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 07:08 PM
Now that I think about it, there's a drive through liquor store about a mile away. I normally don't go there cuz it's infested with illegals. But I bet they have Corona. A drive thru liquor store...How ironic. Is there a drive by cop station 2 doors down?

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:09 PM
Jerky sounds sexier than my real name.

algunz
06-13-2008, 07:09 PM
Don't worry, beef, we only think we know each other.







Although some really do know each other, in fact some may know each other.

algunz
06-13-2008, 07:10 PM
A drive thru liquor store...How ironic. Is there a drive by cop station 2 doors down?

We have one down the street, although technically it's an Alta Dena.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 07:12 PM
"Know who jerked me off last night? Jerky." I hope to be saying this as early as tomorrow morning.

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 07:12 PM
I'm the one that has to deal with my balls hurting for the next 10 hours after they get done slapping against your big ass, Jen.

LOL

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 07:13 PM
A drive thru liquor store...How ironic. Is there a drive by cop station 2 doors down?

Actually, yes. The Avondale police department is around the corner.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 07:14 PM
I love how people always say that about drive-thru liquor stores. It's fucking stupid. What do you do after you leave the liquor store? Drive home.

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 07:15 PM
As conservative as AZ is, I'm suprised they allow drive through stores.

Pixiessp
06-13-2008, 07:16 PM
Great. I'm out of booze and it's not even dark yet. And I don't want to go to the store cuz I'd have to put on a bra.

i'd sig this if i could figure out how. very funny.

Pixiessp
06-13-2008, 07:17 PM
wait...somehow I did. is that ok captcrazy?

fikus222
06-13-2008, 07:25 PM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/no-entering-no-touching.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/be-dangerous.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/remove-horniness.jpg

faxman75
06-13-2008, 07:49 PM
You have no clue how much I'm relating to that right now. But, fuck the bra, there's no mas tequilla in mi casa!


I have mucho tequila.

come on over

faxman75
06-13-2008, 07:51 PM
As conservative as AZ is, I'm suprised they allow drive through stores.


It's the wild west. WE got guns n' shit. We even tried to pass a law in the past year to try and make it legal to bring them into bars!

faxman75
06-13-2008, 07:54 PM
haha Metallica playing One is so umm choice right now.

faxman75
06-13-2008, 08:05 PM
Tramps and Thieves at last exit. hmmm i'm drinking and i'm gonna go smoke half a joint. Hmmm Don't think i'll make last exit.

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 08:08 PM
come into chat; we're fucked up in there.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 08:19 PM
Blood orgy and all.

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 09:21 PM
Fuck it! Bra or not, I need to go to the damned store! Anybody need anything? Shit, it's still hot outside! Grrr!

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 09:23 PM
I love how people always say that about drive-thru liquor stores. It's fucking stupid. What do you do after you leave the liquor store? Drive home. Chances are, if I've reached the point of having to drive thru for my cocktail, I'm not waitin' to get home, dammit!

fasttrack
06-13-2008, 10:34 PM
well, i wasn't alone. now i am and there are beers to drink.

captncrzy
06-14-2008, 09:10 AM
I'm hung over and I have to go to the mall.

Beef Jerky
06-14-2008, 09:21 AM
I'm not hung over at all.
The lady captn reminded me to drink lots of water before I went to bed, so that probably helped a lot.

Thanks!

marooko
06-14-2008, 10:42 AM
yes it did.

im afraid to get the 40oz tonight. i havent had one in so long, i dont hink i like malt liquor anymore.

canexplain
06-14-2008, 11:04 AM
i was gonna post pics last night but maybe that is part of the thread ... if you are trashed, then pics, well maybe or maybe not ... here are a couple before that event lol ...i wanted to show my hair before it washes out ...x****




http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/P1010614.jpg



http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/P1010615.jpg




http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/P1010613.jpg



go ARMY

Beef Jerky
06-14-2008, 12:52 PM
I'm gonna end up drinking by myself tonight again. This weekend blows.

Hopeless Semantic
06-14-2008, 12:54 PM
I'm gonna end up drinking by myself tonight again. This weekend blows.

Nothin going on, eh?

boarderwoozel3
06-14-2008, 04:05 PM
Hot damn there was a lot of hate in the first page of this thread. Like we all haven't drank alone before... fucking posers!

BROKENDOLL
06-14-2008, 09:04 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/P1010613.jpg



go ARMY[/QUOTE] You are definitely a ledgendary hippy!

Somewhat Damaged
06-14-2008, 09:20 PM
I'm halfway through a bottle of Kaimir, the mythical drink I first referenced a week ago in the "Official I'm Drunk Thread," which is a mixture of brandy and vodka with vanilla flavoring. I have pics via my camera phone to demonstrate the extent to which I've consumed my precious alcohol but no means with which to share said pics. Perhaps in a couple days.

Hopeless Semantic
06-14-2008, 11:27 PM
Never heard of this drink. Is it a concoction you designed? Or, is it purchaseable in fine alcohol purveying establishments?

locachica73
06-15-2008, 09:32 AM
I was at the bar last night but probably would have preferred drinking alone, why is it that short skinny boys need to talk and act like such assholes? So your short, get the fuck over it and stop thumping your chest like a cave man. UGH. But I did find a new yummy drink. Get a glass of Amber Bock beer and drop a shot of vanilla vodka in it. It is damn yummy. But I only had one so I didnt end up falling off the bar stool.

captncrzy
06-15-2008, 09:48 AM
I was going to drink but I had a splitting headache so I only had one orange blossom beer that I bought at Cost Plus. It sounds gross but it's soooo good. Then I watched Superman Returns.

dontfeedthebird
06-15-2008, 10:01 AM
i'm drinking today. it's been on helluva weekend.

gaypalmsprings
06-15-2008, 09:45 PM
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