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Vinzko Petreskov
01-19-2007, 06:59 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

devachan
01-19-2007, 07:04 PM
WHAT HAPPEN IF SOMEONE MAKE A CRIME?

suprefan
01-19-2007, 07:11 PM
The Hives will get you because The Hives are Law and you are Crime

bmack86
01-19-2007, 07:33 PM
i missed this

KenMixtape
01-19-2007, 08:53 PM
Does anyone have that jpg of the sahara tent dancefloor with cartoon Aidz needlez in the crowd?

Alchemy
01-19-2007, 09:02 PM
Good times, good times. Where is cloud?

All That I Am
01-19-2007, 11:33 PM
I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

psychic friend
01-19-2007, 11:40 PM
RULES

summerkid
01-21-2007, 12:32 AM
OH NO NOT AIDZ NEEDLEZ! I remember some foreign guy outside the Sahara talking about AIDZ NEEDLEZ and I'm like pshhh I'll take my chances with AIDZ NEEDLEZ for Daft Punk.

superfiction
01-21-2007, 02:03 AM
im extremely happy this was posted here.

thaipod
01-21-2007, 06:22 PM
I broke the law and the law won.

woogie846
01-21-2007, 06:36 PM
I missed this thread so much.

M Sparks
01-22-2007, 05:27 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

OK. What will you be wearing? You know, so I know to stab someone else.

DigOphelia
01-23-2007, 01:38 AM
EVERY BODY KNOWS THERE NO CRIMES IN AMERICAN

All That I Am
01-23-2007, 03:25 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h296/lostjedi21/AIDZ.jpg

mschirmersf
01-23-2007, 07:14 AM
I worry about more a lot by the Port A Potties getting me the crime of AIDS.

Seriously...I can see some closet case from Montana blaming the Sahara Tent on his testing positive...conveniently leaving out the fact he got gang fucked in the port potties nearby.

hangthedj112
01-23-2007, 10:50 AM
Yes! Thank god this thread got carried over.

ficklecycle
01-24-2007, 12:18 AM
all your aidz all belong to us

vinylmartyr
01-24-2007, 01:26 AM
I need a no AIDZ NEEDLES shirt.

sithlord
01-24-2007, 01:25 PM
hey ALL THAT I AM - if you make the shirts, I'll buy one. I'd sport it all weekend, which means it will stank by the end of the weekend. mmmm, sweet coachella stank.

maddjester
01-24-2007, 02:41 PM
jsut for therecord.... needles with aids at shows..or knives or whatever...thats a european thing. no seriosuly...i was at the berlin haputbanhof and pretty much a guy with a fuckin knife had gone aorund and stabbed people....turns out...one of the people he stabbed was HIV positive.... i tihnk he got like 12 or 13 people.... it was all pretty f**ked up

dh1185
01-24-2007, 08:07 PM
hahah i sure as hell hope no one does that to me either!!

josephv909
01-24-2007, 09:17 PM
shit, we dont play around with crazy people. we'll take em out with the quickness.

algunz
01-26-2007, 10:41 AM
This is why they won't let you in with water bottles. All it take's is one bad needle.

yummountain
01-26-2007, 02:23 PM
LMAO

is this myth really still going around...

amyzzz
01-26-2007, 03:03 PM
I need a no AIDZ NEEDLES shirt.
I completely agree. I need to get one made--with a T-equalizer thingie on it too.

gaypalmsprings
01-26-2007, 05:55 PM
What happen if Borat make a poo?

AmeliaBedelia
01-27-2007, 08:21 PM
hahahaha, this shit made me giggle so much.
i wonder which band some guy would pick to stab people with the AIDZ NEEDLES?
probably rage. something with a serious PIT involved.


lolz

DamnCanadian
01-28-2007, 11:15 AM
This entire post is absolutely SCRUMTRILESCENT.

DeltaSigChi4
01-28-2007, 01:57 PM
Where did Vinzko go?

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tessalasset
01-28-2007, 02:09 PM
Someone just made a profile for him and posted this. It's not the same guy. But jeez, can someone please make that shirt on cafepress.com?

NoGwenPlease
01-28-2007, 11:38 PM
AIDZ!

product
01-29-2007, 08:51 AM
jsut for therecord.... needles with aids at shows..or knives or whatever...thats a european thing. no seriosuly...i was at the berlin haputbanhof and pretty much a guy with a fuckin knife had gone aorund and stabbed people....turns out...one of the people he stabbed was HIV positive.... i tihnk he got like 12 or 13 people.... it was all pretty f**ked up

my G/F saw RATM in Hawaii. She said some guy was going around slashing people.

dragonflyprincessfairy
01-29-2007, 12:31 PM
Every year, this damn aids needle thing....geez, can't we come up with something more fun to rumor about! :)
like falling over all the stinkin' waterbottles come nightfall????

york707
01-29-2007, 01:03 PM
I can see some closet case from Montana blaming the Sahara Tent on his testing positive...conveniently leaving out the fact he got gang fucked in the port potties nearby.

Yablo already tried this.

JohnnyDangerously
01-29-2007, 01:51 PM
Having Bjork Headline is a CRIME!!

hawkingvsreeve
01-29-2007, 02:54 PM
Douche.

Laika
01-29-2007, 05:14 PM
Uhh...hahahahahaha. I laugh at danger! Of AIDS NEEDLZ

Jamezwm
01-31-2007, 03:15 PM
This thread is LOL-worthy

I wanna hang out with the dude that started this thread

uniform72
01-31-2007, 05:04 PM
This is not the original post or thread, right? Is the original lost or is it still here somewhere? I'm seriuosly considering making bumper stickers...

thaipod
02-01-2007, 09:07 AM
my G/F saw RATM in Hawaii. She said some guy was going around slashing people.

It's par for course, man. I plan on bringing my samurai sword for the Rage set.



I need to go find a bunch of fake needles and write AIDZ on them and randomly throw them at people, like that one bad guy does in the old video game, Narc.

rebeldread
02-01-2007, 07:41 PM
i hope i get stabbed with an AIDS needle. it will be a welcome change from the ebola needles that i'm usually stabbed with at shows...

maddjester
02-02-2007, 08:22 PM
DUDES!!! (and dudettes) we should all get togehter and stage an aids needle stabbing or something..... you know...with enough syrup and good acting.... we could pull this off! we would go down i nhistory...people will be tlaling about this for ages! (we might have ot leave the country in order to avoid any charges...)

E-rock
02-02-2007, 10:02 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.
So happy someone took the time to spread this rumor....

ARBJORK
02-02-2007, 10:08 PM
you get it whenever you gonna get it

rhcpfan
02-03-2007, 10:29 PM
yo, do i really need to worrie about this shit, cause now im fucken scared.

fire_in_cairo
02-03-2007, 11:16 PM
This thread is LOL-worthy

I wanna hang out with the dude that started this thread

I want a bday cake that has AIDZ written on it
:afu

SojuGorae
02-04-2007, 01:46 AM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.
Borat impersonations are getting just as annoying as the Rick James impersonations that plagued society circa 2005.

psychic friend
02-04-2007, 08:17 AM
http://p073.ezboard.com/WHAT-HAPPEN-IF-SOMEONE-MAKES-A-CRIME/fgoldenvoicefrm12.showMessage?topicID=76.topic

that is the original thread

devachan
02-04-2007, 08:23 AM
Borat impersonations are getting just as annoying as the Rick James impersonations that plagued society circa 2005.

Not true. The most annoying thing is people coming on here and complaining about Borat impersonations. Or complaining about shit period.

delibot3029
02-04-2007, 12:44 PM
Borat impersonations are getting just as annoying as the Rick James impersonations that plagued society circa 2005.The post is originally from the luxurious, fantastic year in which no one attempted to bring Miami Vice to the big screen, 2004, read Everything is Illuminated, you might get the joke and realize that it is not a Borat impersonation. You should actually read it, it is an amazing book.

smilingdownward
02-04-2007, 06:15 PM
Someone just made a profile for him and posted this. It's not the same guy. But jeez, can someone please make that shirt on cafepress.com?
you print em, i'll buy em!

felix45
02-08-2007, 06:46 AM
GET THE FUCKING AIDS NEEDLEZ AWAY!


lol this thread is so awesome

Whatup
02-08-2007, 11:42 AM
If you get poke with aidz needle, you drink lots of vodka.

McFearless
02-08-2007, 04:18 PM
DUDES!!! (and dudettes) we should all get togehter and stage an aids needle stabbing or something..... you know...with enough syrup and good acting.... we could pull this off! we would go down i nhistory...people will be tlaling about this for ages! (we might have ot leave the country in order to avoid any charges...)

I played the wizord in my high school adaptation of Once Upon a Mattress. I am so in.

maddjester
02-08-2007, 05:25 PM
I played the wizord in my high school adaptation of Once Upon a Mattress. I am so in.

come on Mc Fearless is in....no need ot be a professional actor...this could be ur BIG BREAK!

i also like the t-shirt idea
i am not artist but if somoen comes up with a design i will make my own shirt...
phuc...we could start a club

StudioStatic
02-09-2007, 07:18 PM
AIDS can't live on needles/knives outside the body longer than a few seconds.

All the rumors you hear about getting the HIV virus from a random needle are not true. Facts are Facts. The HIV virus DIES when it comes to contact with air.

But there ARE other diseases you could get such as hepatitis. Hepatitis can last a week outside of the body.

jorluivil
02-09-2007, 08:48 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

This is classic :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool :lool

So long you don't dance like this you'll be OK :dumbo

livverachi
02-09-2007, 08:50 PM
Having Bjork Headline is a CRIME!!

oh yea? well...



FUCK YOU!

jorluivil
02-09-2007, 09:21 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

I thought they only talked like this, not know that also type like this.

Hannahrain
02-09-2007, 09:58 PM
Needle exchange?

faxman75
02-11-2007, 03:08 PM
I made this shirt on zazzle. I'll be wearing one. I started a thread in the Questions section as well regarding the trendy aidz needlez shirts.

happyguy23
02-13-2007, 01:38 AM
Unfortunately it looks like The Police won't be there to sort it out :-(

ToddThaGod
02-13-2007, 05:50 PM
THIS THREAD IS GOLD.

Surrealkiller
02-16-2007, 12:05 PM
Umm....oh my god.

LMAO!!


THIS THREAD IS GOLD.

I concur!

Surrealkiller
02-16-2007, 12:11 PM
This thread is LOL-worthy

I wanna hang out with the dude that started this thread

Can I hang with youz? I wanna be cool to.

And I need one of those shirts, I'm so going to make one. All of us should wear them so we can pick each other out and be like "What's up 'yo". That is...if we ever found each other.

Surrealkiller
02-16-2007, 12:18 PM
AIDS can't live on needles/knives outside the body longer than a few seconds.

All the rumors you hear about getting the HIV virus from a random needle are not true. Facts are Facts. The HIV virus DIES when it comes to contact with air.

But there ARE other diseases you could get such as hepatitis. Hepatitis can last a week outside of the body.


And the truth speaks. Well done my friend, you know yer stuff.

omg wtf bbq
02-16-2007, 03:42 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h296/lostjedi21/AIDZ.jpg

love it haha

faxman75
02-16-2007, 03:57 PM
Can I hang with youz? I wanna be cool to.

And I need one of those shirts, I'm so going to make one. All of should wear them so we can pick each other out and be like "What's up 'yo". That is...if we ever found each other.


Got mine in the mail yesterday. I love it. I will be wearing it. I also made a polo shirt with the symbol on the pocket.

Surrealkiller
02-19-2007, 01:08 PM
Got mine in the mail yesterday. I love it. I will be wearing it. I also made a polo shirt with the symbol on the pocket.

Yeap...I made mine on Zazzle where I usually make shirts. It's hilarious...can't wait 'till it comes to me in ze mail.

The polo shirt sounds awesome.

maddjester
02-19-2007, 09:05 PM
Yeap...I made mine on Zazzle where I usually make shirts. It's hilarious...can't wait 'till it comes to me in ze mail.

The polo shirt sounds awesome.

did you jsut put that image of the needle and the quote? did u put anything on the back? I feel like sometihng sohuld be put back there

faxman75
02-19-2007, 10:02 PM
Yeap...I made mine on Zazzle where I usually make shirts. It's hilarious...can't wait 'till it comes to me in ze mail.

The polo shirt sounds awesome.

Milwaukee ehh? I miss home sometimes, i'm from Chicago and the burbs. You totally remind me of someone I miss to death. Weird :)

silvalex
02-19-2007, 11:56 PM
Damn If I wasnt afraid that girls would look at that shirt and run the opposite direction, I would waer one too. I just made one out on zazzle but the shirt almost freaked me out...put the quote on the back. logo on the front. hmmmm

boarderwoozel3
02-19-2007, 11:58 PM
Sounds super duper fun, lol!

Surrealkiller
02-20-2007, 06:28 AM
did you jsut put that image of the needle and the quote? did u put anything on the back? I feel like sometihng sohuld be put back there

I actually saved the whole thing with the white surrounding the image and the text and put it on a black shirt. It looks pretty good that way, even better than it would if I were to put it on an all white shirt.

I didn't put anything on the back, but yea...it would be cool to have something back there..

Surrealkiller
02-20-2007, 06:30 AM
Milwaukee ehh? I miss home sometimes, i'm from Chicago and the burbs. You totally remind me of someone I miss to death. Weird :)

I love Chicago. We go there pretty frequently because my DJ friends are always spinning at clubs down there, like Vision and shit. I like it here in the Mil., but I would really rather live in a warm state on a coast. I have to be near water.

faxman75
02-21-2007, 06:43 AM
Me and freinds used to go to Summerfest instead of the Taste because of the slightly cooler weather, smaller crowd and still get a lakefront.

I dated a girl who lived in Greenfield as well. Many a trips were made.

Surrealkiller
02-26-2007, 06:20 AM
Yea, I rarely go to Summerbreast anymore because I don't drink and since they took that DJ stage away it has sucked for me pretty much.

JEllswo311
02-26-2007, 12:11 PM
Jared Fogle has AIDZ! Stop eating Subway! That should go on the back of the shirt. Anyone who has seen South Park should know what it means.

breakjaw
03-01-2007, 12:16 PM
Faxman,I hope it's ok with you,but I completely stole your idea for the shirt,but got a slightly different one:
Breakjaw's RatFink AIDZ Needle shirt (http://www.zazzle.com/design/shirt/default.asp?root_product_id=235359652269655571&product_design_id=3D992D0D%2D6FB4%2D4BBD%2D9D03%2D 1695926EF442&clone=true) mainly since I look less bad in a raglan/baseball shirt than I do in the polo.
http://imageigloo.com/images/6665designall.jpg
OK I liked it so much I made a black one with a drawing a friend of mine did:
Breakjaw's PussyMagnet AIDZ Needle shirt (http://www.zazzle.com/design/shirt/default.asp?root_product_id=235894646350930484&product_design_id=A0F3049D%2D1699%2D4E58%2DA413%2D 2E357C2B6C52&clone=true)
http://imageigloo.com/images/6289pussy mag shirt.jpg

rageurmom
03-02-2007, 10:35 PM
i love AIDs needles. u guys are crazy

rageurmom
03-02-2007, 10:37 PM
personally i use 30% AIDs and 60% smack. 10%...Who knows

anna-v
03-04-2007, 02:14 PM
hahaha this thread made me laugh so hard and helped me forget my hangover for a minute or two so thank god for AIDZ NEEDLEZ

André
03-06-2007, 11:39 AM
aids!

rebel86
03-11-2007, 12:11 AM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

What, that's some crazy shit, and sorry to say one of the most amusing things I've read all night thus far.

instinct
03-21-2007, 02:51 PM
bump!

instinct
03-21-2007, 07:41 PM
lol.. i couldn't resist

http://stagecoachfestival.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1703#post1703

tklint24
04-01-2007, 06:19 PM
wow, this thread really sucks.

LanceMJ
04-11-2007, 11:15 PM
everyone has aids

kennycarly
04-13-2007, 03:02 AM
Two weeks until the AIDZ Needlez epidemic begins!...



... Again!

joshuacashua
04-16-2007, 10:37 AM
I've never laughed harder.
thank you.

Boourns
04-17-2007, 06:49 AM
That zazzle link doesn't work anymore :(

breakjaw
04-18-2007, 09:13 AM
http://imageigloo.com/images/7451me.JPG

Shyeviolett
04-18-2007, 09:23 AM
http://imageigloo.com/images/7451me.JPG

:rotfl

take meta mars
04-19-2007, 01:21 PM
Hahaha ^ the best.

breakjaw
04-23-2007, 04:59 AM
I call him AIDZ NeedleZ Robby.

rebel86
04-23-2007, 10:14 AM
Oh I got my Aidz Needle shirt last month, I'll bewearing it Friday!!!

UpAllNite
04-24-2007, 10:10 AM
Vat iz dis. You need Aidz buddy, you need people to Aidz you vit your English.

E-rock
04-24-2007, 10:23 AM
Yay! Someone necro'd this!

fire_in_cairo
04-24-2007, 05:44 PM
I love Chicago. We go there pretty frequently because my DJ friends are always spinning at clubs down there, like Vision and shit. I like it here in the Mil., but I would really rather live in a warm state on a coast. I have to be near water.

Mmm , chicago!!

kamikaze
05-10-2007, 09:05 PM
This thread must be memorialized for those generations after us.

breakjaw
09-16-2007, 01:33 AM
We need an AIDZ Needlez section in the Lounge...

Boourns
09-16-2007, 01:53 AM
I want an AIDZ NEEDLEZ shirt :(

captncrzy
09-16-2007, 06:45 AM
www.cafepress.com

faxman75
09-24-2007, 11:05 AM
Don't buy one or the terrorists will win.

drugks Gillespie
09-25-2007, 08:51 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES. Yeah thats one of the worst things about Coachella. All the aids-needle-stabbing that goes on. Luckily I've only been stabbed with hepatitis and herpes needles. Count my blessings every night. But you know what? Even if I had been stabbed with an aids needle, I think that Daft Punk set would have been worth it.

Boourns
10-23-2007, 11:33 PM
Is the old design still available? I prefer it to this one: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/aidz+needles

with the kills
10-29-2007, 12:23 PM
thay wont stab you with needles theyll stab you with pins thousands of them

crazzz2007
11-09-2007, 06:38 PM
this thread is like a fake picasso

Cpt. Funkaho
11-10-2007, 02:20 AM
this thread is like a fake picasso

Do you mean since it isn't the original, just a recreation, or...?

I'm confused. I have no frame of reference. I'm out of my element, like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.

gaypalmsprings
11-10-2007, 03:06 AM
http://www.stonesthrow.com/records/covers/FUNKAHO2600-200.gif

crazzz2007
11-14-2007, 04:30 PM
Do you mean since it isn't the original, just a recreation, or...?


yep, that's what i mean.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-14-2007, 04:47 PM
http://www.stonesthrow.com/records/covers/FUNKAHO2600-200.gif

Congratulations- you, sir, have uncovered the source of my username.

MeowMixer
11-30-2007, 05:21 PM
don't you dare laugh.

dontfeedthebird
11-30-2007, 11:59 PM
I laugh.

munkeybrains
12-15-2007, 08:27 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

What about Hep C needles or mutant flesh eating virus needles? May we yes stab with other needles?

Cpt. Funkaho
12-16-2007, 04:46 AM
What about Hep C needles or mutant flesh eating virus needles? May we yes stab with other needles?

I really hope your third post is better than your second. Your first was all right.

maddjester
12-17-2007, 02:28 PM
how in the hell is this thread still up!? seriously...this shit came up like a year ago...and its a sticky. And then there was the other fucking thread jsut like this that got so filled it was done away with ...and itihnk that was in 06 ....

MeowMixer
12-18-2007, 11:48 AM
I laugh.

A gypsy curse on your body!

malcolmjamalawesome
12-18-2007, 03:29 PM
I really hope your third post is better than your second. Your first was all right.

pwned.

sapukuinvoice
12-19-2007, 06:45 AM
http://www.midiaindependente.org/icon/2007/04/380207.jpg
remember the TRUTH anti-smoking commercials....

J~$$$
12-19-2007, 07:51 AM
Rember how you are a fucking douche bag.

Please ban this guy pf.

sapukuinvoice
12-21-2007, 06:49 AM
why.....
are taking this so serious ?
youre from denvah....
besides im commenting on cigarettes
are you a cigarette....?
were you born in a pack of 20..?
get over yourself...
you aint jesus...

jessay
01-03-2008, 04:00 PM
vinzko petreskov ... i hope that is a joke.


no negativity, coachella is for happy people! :)

Cpt. Funkaho
01-03-2008, 10:48 PM
Rember how you are a fucking douche bag.

Please ban this guy pf.

SECONDED

RODGERRAMJET
01-05-2008, 03:25 PM
Last year, there was this group of six or seven kids--when I say, "kids" I mean they were probably in their early twenties, so they're "kids" to me--minding their own business, smoking a joint. I saw the rent-a-cops nearby and walked over to the "kids" and told them they'd better cool it, and pointed to the cops. They said, "Thanks, bro" but kept on toking it up. Big mistake. It wasn't two minutes later that these kids were surrounded and hauled over to one of the white tents alongside the outer perimeter of the concert facility. Later, I ran into one of them while waiting for Peaches, and asked him what happened. He said they all got searched, and the rest of his buddies got thrown out of the festival for having stuff on them, but they let him stay because he was "clean". "All over some pot?" I asked, and the kid said, "Yeah. They had less than an ounce among them, and they all got ticketed and then thrown out." So, I guess the guys I thought were rent-a-cops really weren't rent-a-cops, but real police officers who can write tickets, etc. For as expensive as the Coachella Arts & Music Festival is, it's not worth it to me to get busted or do anything considered illegal at the festival--except maybe audio record a few bands for my own personal use. Wonder what the penalities are for getting busted with an audio recorder at Coachella?

Tijuana
01-15-2008, 07:10 PM
Last year, there was this group of six or seven kids--when I say, "kids" I mean they were probably in their early twenties, so they're "kids" to me--minding their own business, smoking a joint. I saw the rent-a-cops nearby and walked over to the "kids" and told them they'd better cool it, and pointed to the cops. They said, "Thanks, bro" but kept on toking it up. Big mistake. It wasn't two minutes later that these kids were surrounded and hauled over to one of the white tents alongside the outer perimeter of the concert facility. Later, I ran into one of them while waiting for Peaches, and asked him what happened. He said they all got searched, and the rest of his buddies got thrown out of the festival for having stuff on them, but they let him stay because he was "clean". "All over some pot?" I asked, and the kid said, "Yeah. They had less than an ounce among them, and they all got ticketed and then thrown out." So, I guess the guys I thought were rent-a-cops really weren't rent-a-cops, but real police officers who can write tickets, etc. For as expensive as the Coachella Arts & Music Festival is, it's not worth it to me to get busted or do anything considered illegal at the festival--except maybe audio record a few bands for my own personal use. Wonder what the penalities are for getting busted with an audio recorder at Coachella?

No penalties. But you will be kicked out immediately (if they catch with the video equipment) and they have the right to confiscate the recording media (either film, disc, memory stick, etc)

Rod Barajas
01-17-2008, 03:07 PM
Last year, there was this group of six or seven kids--when I say, "kids" I mean they were probably in their early twenties, so they're "kids" to me--minding their own business, smoking a joint. I saw the rent-a-cops nearby and walked over to the "kids" and told them they'd better cool it, and pointed to the cops. They said, "Thanks, bro" but kept on toking it up. Big mistake. It wasn't two minutes later that these kids were surrounded and hauled over to one of the white tents alongside the outer perimeter of the concert facility. Later, I ran into one of them while waiting for Peaches, and asked him what happened. He said they all got searched, and the rest of his buddies got thrown out of the festival for having stuff on them, but they let him stay because he was "clean". "All over some pot?" I asked, and the kid said, "Yeah. They had less than an ounce among them, and they all got ticketed and then thrown out." So, I guess the guys I thought were rent-a-cops really weren't rent-a-cops, but real police officers who can write tickets, etc. For as expensive as the Coachella Arts & Music Festival is, it's not worth it to me to get busted or do anything considered illegal at the festival--except maybe audio record a few bands for my own personal use. Wonder what the penalities are for getting busted with an audio recorder at Coachella?

Just play it cool and the fuzz will leave you alone...

Wheres the beef?
01-18-2008, 03:14 PM
No penalties. But you will be kicked out immediately (if they catch with the video equipment) and they have the right to confiscate the recording media (either film, disc, memory stick, etc)

Thats a big IF you get caught. Also audio equipment is very easy to conceal as opposed to video. Also, judging by the hundreds of thousands of videos on youtube I dont think anyone cares about any of that stuff unless you were trying to bring in a full on setup with tripod and shit. Its not like its a Tool show or something.

Rod Barajas
01-18-2008, 03:56 PM
Thats a big IF you get caught. Also audio equipment is very easy to conceal as opposed to video. Also, judging by the hundreds of thousands of videos on youtube I dont think anyone cares about any of that stuff unless you were trying to bring in a full on setup with tripod and shit. Its not like its a Tool show or something.

It's usually a non-issue if you play it cool...

T-REV
01-19-2008, 10:23 AM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

Wow! Hi Borat! Loved your movie!

suprefan
01-20-2008, 09:30 AM
Roxanne will be there, Dani says so.

woogie846
01-20-2008, 11:40 AM
Still after all of this time, the best thread ever.

Failed State
01-21-2008, 12:45 AM
Tha pig who's free to murder one Shucklak
Or survivors who make a move and murder one back?

sithlord
01-21-2008, 12:47 AM
...on that note, I'm off to bed.
long live vinzko.

-T

CaliMag
01-22-2008, 06:49 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the 2008 headliners.

Please change title to be less misleading.

thedevious
01-23-2008, 01:50 AM
No.

chickenonthegrill
01-23-2008, 10:04 AM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.


This is rediculous. Don't you have anythink else to do. You are obviously a trobled child. Get Help!

Dave Gravy
01-23-2008, 10:06 PM
This thread needs to die already. Everyone's just talking about random shit in here.

Gyrus
01-24-2008, 08:06 PM
yet strangely amusing, very amusing

Mr.Wyndham
01-24-2008, 08:12 PM
This thread needs to die already. Everyone's just talking about random shit in here.

u get stabbed by the aidz needle.

Dave Gravy
01-25-2008, 02:52 PM
Don't think so. Oh by the way, fuck Sparta.

Mr.Wyndham
01-25-2008, 04:14 PM
Don't think so. Oh by the way, fuck Sparta.

you must like tmv then...

funabration
01-26-2008, 12:17 PM
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/funabration/crime.jpg

E-rock
01-27-2008, 10:19 PM
I'm a shit starter...

rage patton
01-27-2008, 10:27 PM
With the excepting of that brilliant picture posted above me... what has become of this thread?
All the noobs are flaming it, yet, little do they know how valuable this thread is to not only the Coachella board, but to Coachella. Jeeze.

verveman77
01-27-2008, 11:44 PM
creating panic wont help anyone to relax and dance dance dance!!!! chill be respectful and love your neighbor.

breakjaw
01-28-2008, 12:32 AM
Don't make a crime if you can't do a time.I hearing this,peoplez!

Weeping Willow
01-28-2008, 01:33 PM
seriously, what does happen? theoretically what would happen if someone made a crime? why won't anyone answer this man's legitimate question?

insbordnat
01-28-2008, 04:47 PM
I can't fucking stop laughing. Aidz needles...

Shouldn't this be on Snopes.com or something?

MantisMel
01-28-2008, 04:58 PM
If you commit a crime... RUN!!! Thats what I did (because smoking pot, sneaking in and getting caught TWICE is illegal). As long as you lose yourself in the crowed you'll never get caught. BUT... If you do get caught, they will put you in a patty wagon and send you to a makeshift jail where you will wait to be sent to a real one somewhere in Indio, where you will spend the rest of the long weekend till the next work day (Monday for your arraignment). Then you have to call some one to pick your misdemeanor/ felony ass up at the court house. FUN!

Be safe, have fun and don't be stupid.

jonnypark
01-29-2008, 11:53 AM
I'm glad to see a serious answer here. It makes me smilz

Abe Lincoln
02-01-2008, 04:09 AM
I heard if you make a DUI crime,with the severity of the laws now,it actually is good to ditch the car,run,get home and report the car stolen.The penalties for eveading arrest are not much different then, DUI anyway.

TheWatcher
02-01-2008, 05:05 AM
If you commit a crime... RUN!!! Thats what I did (because smoking pot, sneaking in and getting caught TWICE is illegal). As long as you lose yourself in the crowed you'll never get caught. BUT... If you do get caught, they will put you in a patty wagon and send you to a makeshift jail where you will wait to be sent to a real one somewhere in Indio, where you will spend the rest of the long weekend till the next work day (Monday for your arraignment). Then you have to call some one to pick your misdemeanor/ felony ass up at the court house. FUN!

Be safe, have fun and don't be stupid.

You sound like you speak from personal experience.

Weeping Willow
02-01-2008, 02:04 PM
I HEARING SOMETIME THAT IN AMERICAN THINGS OCCUR LIKE MAYBE A GUYS WITH NEEDLES WITH AIDS ON THE NEEDLES STAB PPL WHILE THEY DANCING SO FAST. I WOULD HATE TO GET A NEEDLE WITH AIDS STABBING ME SO PLZ NO ONE PLZ STAB ME WITH AIDS NEEDLES.

With the medical advancements in Aids/HIV treatment in the last decade, victims of Aids needles stabbings in the Sahara tent now have hope for a long and fulfilling life.

MantisMel
02-01-2008, 02:18 PM
I used to sneak into Coachella way back when I was broke and never once got caught, but a few of my friends did. They just took their picture and asked them to not sneak back in again. Well, they did and what happened? They got caught and were sent to Indio purgatory. Then I got caught smoke'n the ganj' buy an officer. What did I do? RAN!!! Being quick and elusive was way smart. So, yeah I guess you can say I did speak from experience.

joshc
02-02-2008, 08:33 PM
can someone please make this topic into one of the official t-shirts?

rebel86
02-05-2008, 12:16 PM
Ha- I was wearing my Aidz Neddle shirt last night under my sweater. i was trying to explain to my friend what it meant and that it was an internet inside joke when he looked at me funny last night seeing me wear it.

I love this shirt. i wore it Friday last year- I only saw one other person with an AIDZ NEEDLE shirt.

Ardentbiscuit
02-12-2008, 04:36 PM
Oh geez...

http://stagecoachfestival.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291

Gyrus
02-12-2008, 11:30 PM
I really don't get this, I'm trying to see the funnyness of the inside joke and I'm just not getting it. iS that the joke???
really.

coldstart
02-12-2008, 11:41 PM
I really don't get this, I'm trying to see the funnyness of the inside joke and I'm just not getting it. iS that the joke???
really.

Lol!

breakjaw
02-16-2008, 12:21 AM
PLZ No-one stab me while I failing to see the Funnyness!

rage patton
02-16-2008, 11:41 AM
Oh geez...

http://stagecoachfestival.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291

Where did that joke go about getting stabbed by belt buckelz in the skoal tent go? Someone should post that.

NiceArthur32
02-16-2008, 11:55 AM
as a joke, i'm actually gonna get 10cc syringes and draw up blood from a couple of the aids patients at work, and just randomly squirt people at coachella IN THE FACE!

then i'll show them my shirt that says

"i just make a crime"

Weeping Willow
02-17-2008, 05:34 PM
as a joke, i'm actually gonna get 10cc syringes and draw up blood from a couple of the aids patients at work, and just randomly squirt people at coachella IN THE FACE!

then i'll show them my shirt that says

"i just make a crime"

make sure they are dancing so fast before you squirt them. I make a crime! Hi-fiiiive!

woogie846
02-18-2008, 01:25 PM
Oh geez...

http://stagecoachfestival.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291

yeesh...

Sonicifyouwantit
02-26-2008, 12:05 PM
Oh geez...

http://stagecoachfestival.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291

haha, cross over appeal, I love it!

sbessiso
02-26-2008, 12:24 PM
you mean we're not the only message board???

i cant even imagine what Stagecoach's "suprefan" is like

Sonicifyouwantit
02-26-2008, 12:32 PM
you mean we're not the only message board???

i cant even imagine what Stagecoach's "suprefan" is like

the superfan probably yells, "day took our jerbs!" a lot translated: they took our jobs. (south park)

Chemical Whore
03-05-2008, 09:55 AM
all your aidz all belong to us

rofl. old, but classic

. . . Just noticed it should be: all your aidz are belong to us

apachedino
04-04-2008, 03:01 PM
I heard if you make a DUI crime,with the severity of the laws now,it actually is good to ditch the car,run,get home and report the car stolen.The penalties for eveading arrest are not much different then, DUI anyway.

HAHA, It's true, my friend was driving wasted and smashed his truck through a fence a couple blocks from his house, he bailed got to his house and reported it stolen, 10 minutes later they called him back in astonishment that his car had been found in someone's back yard......Lucky bastard.

vinceolson
04-08-2008, 12:54 PM
You don't need to get stabbed to get AIDZ at Coachella.

Just check out the official gay orgy thread... I think you wear a certain color shirt to request no condoms or something.

Tijuana
04-10-2008, 02:53 PM
HAHA, It's true, my friend was driving wasted and smashed his truck through a fence a couple blocks from his house, he bailed got to his house and reported it stolen, 10 minutes later they called him back in astonishment that his car had been found in someone's back yard......Lucky bastard.

And my buddy got so wasted that he thought he was superman after he totalled his car, and picked up the car with his hands and arms and carried it all the way home. The he reported the car stolen... WOW

frozen pilgrim
04-20-2008, 07:46 AM
:bump

this year's crop of lurkers have yet to be exposed to this thread

BeeII
04-22-2008, 02:55 PM
Oh geez...

http://stagecoachfestival.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291

so countrygurl = physic friend?

aidzneedle
04-25-2008, 12:31 PM
I no likey talkin about me in un negative lite. I like to be spred an sharrd.

you fiond me in da tent with much much people when me and u find love

Sonicifyouwantit
05-02-2008, 02:19 PM
not sure if this happened to anyone else but...one of the days something sharp hit my foot and I instantly thought, hope someone didnt make a crime and that wasnt an aidz needle....

Boourns
06-23-2008, 01:32 AM
On the facebook app Pieces of Flair, someone made an AIDZ NEEDLEZ piece of flair.

MeowMixer
07-21-2008, 10:16 PM
no one has posted since june? we can't let this one die so I guess I have to difibrillate.
GBggHTOFWIM&feature=related

prettydirtything
07-24-2008, 08:08 PM
no one has posted since june? we can't let this one die so I guess I have to difibrillate.


I am surprised they didn't go for the seemingly obvious "... unprotected sex in the rear" rhyme at the 22 second mark.

MeowMixer
08-04-2008, 09:44 PM
I am surprised they didn't go for the seemingly obvious "... unprotected sex in the rear" rhyme at the 22 second mark.

That's interesting. You should write for family guy. But that's a little TVMA.

MaverickTwo
08-07-2008, 11:21 PM
On the facebook app Pieces of Flair, someone made an AIDZ NEEDLEZ piece of flair.
For the record, that was me. I had to make an account just so I could take the sweet sweet credit.

Jman4321
08-09-2008, 10:40 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM COACHELLA!: We are stepping our game up to green the festival next year so we have beefed up our efforts to recycle in order to keep our carbon footprint small! Next year, if you find 10 used AIDZ NEEDLEZ and turn them in to a marked vendor, you will get a complementary fresh NEEDLE free. You can go out and MAKE A CRIME and be smart about it as well!

Boourns
08-09-2008, 11:13 AM
I want a link to an AIDZ needle shirt, plz.

psychic friend
08-12-2008, 04:15 PM
original post from 2004 here (http://goldenvoice.yuku.com/topic/640/t/WHAT-HAPPEN-IF-SOMEONE-MAKES-A-CRIME.html)

rage patton
08-12-2008, 11:42 PM
I just read through that entire thread. Awesome.

Abe Lincoln
11-12-2008, 11:19 PM
2 Dutch men guilty of injecting 14 with HIV (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27681660/wid/11915773?GT1=31037)

oftheheartofthesoul
11-13-2008, 09:13 AM
Having Bjork Headline is a CRIME!!

Arrest me.

amyzzz
11-13-2008, 09:14 AM
2 Dutch men guilty of injecting 14 with HIV (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27681660/wid/11915773?GT1=31037)
Life imitating art here.

frozen pilgrim
11-13-2008, 09:20 AM
PF, can we PLEASE PLEASE make this thread a sticky?

everyone who checks out the board needs to see this thread. it gave me my first lasting impression of the board.

mattpach
11-13-2008, 10:46 AM
Same here, I had been reading the boards for a while
then I read this thread and

decided to join.

SFChrissy
11-13-2008, 10:47 AM
http://www.blackknightsclan.com/images/us_2078.jpg

SoulDischarge
11-13-2008, 11:09 AM
I guess we finally know what happen.

amyzzz
11-13-2008, 11:20 AM
This used to be a stickie

LooseAtTheZoo
11-13-2008, 01:57 PM
OMG Aidz Needlez!!!

gibsonorbust
11-14-2008, 03:43 PM
A treasure of a thread.

But perhaps it's time to be "unstuck." Unless of course we keep bumpin it... like... this...

CalmerThanYou
11-14-2008, 03:46 PM
jesus made aidz, so thats fair of you to do

gibsonorbust
11-14-2008, 03:49 PM
^ Nobody fucks wit da Jesus

karecares
11-14-2008, 05:20 PM
original post from 2004 here (http://goldenvoice.yuku.com/topic/640/t/WHAT-HAPPEN-IF-SOMEONE-MAKES-A-CRIME.html)
thank you, i always wondered where this all started, fucking funny

tessalasset
11-17-2008, 09:04 AM
oh my god. the guy from Twilight is scared of aids needlez too!!!!!



Robert Pattinson is terrified about being stabbed by a fan.

The 'Twilight' actor - who appeared as Cedric Diggory in the 'Harry Potter' movies - says although he is comfortable with fame, he worries about encounters with over-zealous devotees.

He admitted: "My brain doesn't really accept fame, so it's fine. I can be put anywhere and it just goes completely over my head. I just don't want to get stabbed or something.

"Literally, my representation asked me, 'Do you have any problems with this? Is it going to be okay?' I said, 'I just don't want to get shot or stabbed. I don't want someone to have a needle and I'll get AIDS afterwards.' That's my only real fears.

Derekx
11-17-2008, 09:10 AM
Epic thread.

boarderwoozel3
11-17-2008, 02:16 PM
My word, the current board layout is much prettier.

Meaghetto
11-17-2008, 02:24 PM
coachellas a festival not a crisis situation......this tickles me

vinylmartyr
11-17-2008, 04:09 PM
http://www.geocities.com/two_tails2003/MONKEY.gif

Sonicifyouwantit
11-17-2008, 09:00 PM
OH YOU BEAUTIFUL THREAD YOU! god it's been a while! I miss my little what happens if someone makes a crime. Some day I will have a tshirt made for coachella...also my see you in the sahara tshirt.

CalmerThanYou
11-17-2008, 09:02 PM
http://images6.cafepress.com/product/121547906v2_350x350_Front.jpg

Sonicifyouwantit
11-17-2008, 09:04 PM
if I do make a shirt you will get one for sure calmer

CalmerThanYou
11-17-2008, 09:05 PM
i would really, really appreciate one.

CalmerThanYou
11-17-2008, 09:06 PM
For the workplace:
http://images9.cafepress.com/product/121547919v1_350x350_Front.jpg

amyzzz
11-18-2008, 01:22 PM
breakjaw has one.

breakjaw
11-20-2008, 12:20 AM
a shirt,NOT the needle.





yet.

Boourns
11-22-2008, 11:55 PM
I want the shirt that shows the AIDZ syringe in a no sign and on the back it has the full original post...anyone have a link to this? I saw someone wearing it in 2007.

Anyways:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/AIDSyringe.jpg

Sonicifyouwantit
11-23-2008, 12:15 PM
I was gonna have one like that made...your description, not the cartoon pic.

LooseAtTheZoo
11-23-2008, 12:28 PM
I want the shirt that shows the AIDZ syringe in a no sign and on the back it has the full original post...anyone have a link to this? I saw someone wearing it in 2007.

Anyways:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/AIDSyringe.jpg

What a messed up shirt...only boardies would get it.

karecares
12-22-2008, 05:11 PM
ITZGdzErspo

watch 2:57

coldstart
12-22-2008, 06:22 PM
3:18

nationocean
12-22-2008, 06:44 PM
lol, this thread again.

coldstart
12-22-2008, 06:47 PM
It will never end!

LooseAtTheZoo
12-22-2008, 06:52 PM
Make sure this one stays up near the top for all the newbies who come pouring in with the lineup announcement. I remember coming on this board for the first time, looking at this thread, and saying "WTF?"

coldstart
12-22-2008, 07:06 PM
This and the gay orgy thread too.

kitt kat
12-22-2008, 09:40 PM
OMG that video. High School project.

Sonicifyouwantit
12-22-2008, 10:01 PM
I've gone to coachella since 2002 and not once have I been gang raped and/or stabbed with heroine needles. darn...

kitt kat
12-22-2008, 10:10 PM
You're missing out.

I almost expected my mom to say that sort of thing...but all she said was "Is it worth the money?....Ok, have fun."

coldstart
12-22-2008, 10:10 PM
You're missing out!

coldstart
12-22-2008, 10:10 PM
Hah, kitt kat, beat me to the punch :P

sacleonard
12-23-2008, 01:58 PM
This thread recently inspired my updated avatar and profile settings.

Sonicifyouwantit
12-23-2008, 03:33 PM
ITZGdzErspo

watch 2:57

I hate that she has everyone say JACK JOHNSON JACK JOHNSON JACK JOHNSON...

Boourns
12-23-2008, 03:49 PM
lol @ 1:46

Sonicifyouwantit
12-23-2008, 04:07 PM
lol @ 1:46

yeah it'll be amazing how chill he is.........................................

God help me

Daft Fro
01-04-2009, 01:07 PM
lol... okay, I remember i made this, but i can't remember if I posted it? maybe i never did...

its a YTMND (need audio)

http://whathappenissomeonemakeperfectcrime.ytmnd.com/

BROKENDOLL
01-04-2009, 01:28 PM
ITZGdzErspo

watch 2:57 This video makes reminds me why I don't think Britney Spears needs to be @ Coach...

oftheheartofthesoul
01-05-2009, 09:03 AM
This video makes reminds me why I don't think Britney Spears needs to be @ Coach...

Not that I do either, but elaborate, por favor.

BROKENDOLL
01-05-2009, 09:22 AM
Not that I do either, but elaborate, por favor. See from the 4:46 mark. Elaborate enough for you?

CalmerThanYou
01-16-2009, 04:39 PM
have fun people, but be aware.

NiceArthur32
01-16-2009, 04:46 PM
this reminds me of when someone in the sahara threw a water bottle with kool aid in it across the crowd and some of it got on one of my friends and they said "oh my God, what if its AIDZ BLOOD!!" i laughed and thought of the board... then shed a tear...

Sonicifyouwantit
01-16-2009, 04:54 PM
ahh my old friend of a thread is back!

karecares
01-16-2009, 04:59 PM
it's like seeing the first christmas tree shop opening up and knowing xmas season has begun

Sonicifyouwantit
01-16-2009, 05:00 PM
it's like seeing the first christmas tree shop opening up and knowing xmas season has begun

or telling every kid on your block santa doesn't exist and knowing you've done your job!

karecares
01-16-2009, 05:02 PM
even fucking better!

kitt kat
01-16-2009, 05:02 PM
if the killers are headlining, I'LL MAKE A BIG CRIME

indietron
01-19-2009, 06:56 PM
Bump :bump

chaynes
01-19-2009, 08:04 PM
HEY mods is this any more on topic than my OBAMA thread?

cunts please ban me.

psychic friend
01-19-2009, 08:25 PM
This as you may notice is one of the most popular threads, and oldest. it came from the old board. it is nostalgic. unlike your stupid contributions thus far.

killsunshine
01-19-2009, 08:34 PM
nice

Drewfus46
01-19-2009, 08:43 PM
I love the way everyone is pissing this guy off.

Edmontonian
01-19-2009, 08:49 PM
A story for you all about Aids Needles.

I think this happened at Coachella 2007. Me and my friends had decided that since the grass was SOO nice and it was so hot and sweaty we needed to abandon our shoes and go Bare Foot! it was amazing and I've been doing it ever since. Anyways, I think this was Saturday night, it was kind of dark and I was tromping across the polo field when I stepped on something and felt a very very sharp, stabbing pain in the bottom of my foot. I leapt to the side and immediately went down, nursing my foot and having a panic attack. I had stepped on someone's Heroin Needle! I was freaking out like crazy! it was so dark I looked but I couldn't find what had stabbed the bottom of my foot! I'm from Canada where this doesn't reall occur but I've heard stories about certain neighbourhoods in the states where there are needles left in the streets and you need to watch your step and can't go out at night for danger of stepping on a used syringe!!! And I knew Coachella was probably a bit of a drugfest and there were shady people around because of Rage Against the Machine so I was SOOO SCARED!!!

But then I looked at the bottom of my foot and saw a black ash circle and realized that I had stepped on a lit, burning cigarette and it was so hot that instead of feeling the heat, All I could feel was pure pain and I jumped off of it so fast that there wasn't enough time for my skin to actually increase in temperature enough for me to sense Hot. So it felt just like I had been stabbed.

That was a true story. 2 Morals:

1. VERY IMPORTANT. Don't bring heroin needles to coachella because if you lose it there are people walking around in no shoes! same goes for breaking glass.

2. STILL IMPORTANT BUT LESS. FUCKING SMOKERS you seriously need to make sure your cigarettes are good and out you can't just flick a smoldering butt into the grass of the polo fields!!! You're not even supposed to smoke I don't think there are designated AREAS FOR THAT!!!
I think. Anyways fuck smokers, in my mind every one of you is responsible for burning my foot and making me think I had been stabbed by a needle.

Edmontonian
01-19-2009, 08:51 PM
Moral 3. Goldenvoice should stick ashtrays around the site, because people are going to smoke you can't stop them and maybe it would reduce the litter and the risk of stepping on a smouldering cigarette butt.

boyalien0
01-19-2009, 08:51 PM
This as you may notice is one of the most popular threads, and oldest. it came from the old board. it is nostalgic. unlike your stupid contributions thus far.

this makes me laugh for so many reasons.

and I was on the old board. I remember reading this post when it was originally posted. By that time I had already been on the board for a year or two.

SEEDYMIG420
01-19-2009, 10:10 PM
What about anthrax? Or The Flesh eating virus? Yup that's it.
What if you were pricked by a needle with anthax or a needle with that horrible flesh eating virus? I guess you'd be fucked!!

PotVsKtl
01-19-2009, 10:13 PM
2. STILL IMPORTANT BUT LESS. FUCKING SMOKERS you seriously need to make sure your cigarettes are good and out you can't just flick a smoldering butt into the grass of the polo fields!!! You're not even supposed to smoke I don't think there are designated AREAS FOR THAT!!!


going barefoot is disgusting. I hate fucking hippies and their stupid ideas. Fuck you. I'm going to purposely not put my cigarettes out in hopes that you step on them.

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