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mismarta
06-04-2008, 07:47 PM
I'm stumped. I'm not up on all the new-fangled electronic gismos, and I hate giving someone a so-called gift when the person specifically suggests or requests the item. Please offer me some ideas. Thanks

schoolofruckus
06-04-2008, 07:52 PM
Animal Collective: The Complete Discography. He'll FLIP.

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 07:57 PM
Pictures of me holding other pictures of me.

Hannahrain
06-04-2008, 07:57 PM
Chicken suit.

Hannahrain
06-04-2008, 07:58 PM
A video of Randy in a chicken suit with Animal Collective playing.

anti-square
06-04-2008, 07:58 PM
http://www.doggiedeliveries.com/products/images/ultpuppy600.jpg

Jenniehoo
06-04-2008, 08:02 PM
A t-shirt involving Hillary Clinton being beaten or with something bad happening to her that says, "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass," or with Obama looking cocky saying, "I'm staying here. I'm finishing my coffee."

The next Assassin's Creed video game for XBox.

Something to do with poop or farting.

full on idle
06-04-2008, 08:05 PM
Animal Collective: The Complete Discography. He'll FLIP.

...or maybe some sortof Ed Harris retrospective?

schoolofruckus
06-04-2008, 08:05 PM
Marta, you should scrap this think tank and just PM with Jennie.

Or some Ed Harris retrospective.

mismarta
06-04-2008, 08:08 PM
A t-shirt involving Hillary Clinton being beaten or with something bad happening to her that says, "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass," or with Obama looking cocky saying, "I'm staying here. I'm finishing my coffee."



The T-shirt ideas made me laugh! Would I like the Animal Collection?- I'd be listening, too. Never heard of it (flinch)
Maybe some quirky hot dog and fried egg boxers that he can wear with his pants pulled down like Coachella dudes...he'd really impress his co-workers that way.

cansei de ser sexme
06-04-2008, 08:10 PM
A video of Randy in a chicken suit with Animal Collective playing.

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i would say thats pretty close.

Sexecutioner
06-04-2008, 08:11 PM
i really dont get why people dont like giving gifts that are suggested by the gift getter. i mean, yea, its nice to be original and all, but in my opinion, the best gift is one that the receiver is super happy to get. so even if he asked for that, who cares if its not a surprise, it made him really happy. if thats what they want, then why not get it for them? the only exception is if you think you have something to get them that will make them way more stoked than what they asked for. most of the time thats not the case though...

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 08:11 PM
Naked pictures of me holding naked pictures of him.

Erections optional in his case.

mismarta
06-04-2008, 08:11 PM
...or maybe some sortof Ed Harris retrospective?

Yeah, he hates him for no good reason in my opinion. Maybe he's secretly attracted to him and that drives him nuts. Ed's pretty toned.

Jenniehoo
06-04-2008, 08:14 PM
I really hope that's what it is. Ed Harris is ruggedly handsome.

full on idle
06-04-2008, 08:14 PM
he's no Probst.

Jenniehoo
06-04-2008, 08:15 PM
Oh. Well.

I just blushed.

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 08:16 PM
Naked pictures of me holding naked pictures of him.

Chubbiness optional in my case.

mismarta
06-04-2008, 08:16 PM
i really dont get why people dont like giving gifts that are suggested by the gift getter. i mean, yea, its nice to be original and all, but in my opinion, the best gift is one that the receiver is super happy to get. so even if he asked for that, who cares if its not a surprise, it made him really happy. if thats what they want, then why not get it for them? the only exception is if you think you have something to get them that will make them way more stoked than what they asked for. most of the time thats not the case though...

It's a lack of surprise- takes the spark out of it. Also, in my case, if he wants something, he may as well go get it himself- it's the same debit card. Seems stupid- it's like my gift is actually me going to the store for him and bringing it home, not the thing itself. Whoopee

Jenniehoo
06-04-2008, 08:17 PM
Surprise concert tickets to something that he listens to would be awesome - but I bet he pays too much attention to the Missoula music scene to let that happen...

Young blood
06-04-2008, 08:18 PM
ya blojobs.

mismarta
06-04-2008, 08:18 PM
I really hope that's what it is. Ed Harris is ruggedly handsome.

That's the description I was looking for!

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 08:20 PM
ya blojobs.

J, I take back all those bad things I've been saying and will continue to say about you.

mismarta
06-04-2008, 08:20 PM
Naked pictures of me holding naked pictures of him.

Chubbiness optional in my case.

That's not helping. not a bit!

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 08:21 PM
That's not helping. not a bit!

Well, in that case, get him a fucking salad for his birthday.

bmack86
06-04-2008, 08:26 PM
Jennie's shirt ideas are pure gold.

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 08:30 PM
I'd just like to say that you and Yablo don't have to get me a birthday present now, 'cause I didn't realize until this thread that you're his wife. I'm... just so happy.

Mr.Nipples
06-04-2008, 08:51 PM
armpit/pube comb

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 08:56 PM
Armpit/pube salad.

Sexecutioner
06-04-2008, 09:00 PM
It's a lack of surprise- takes the spark out of it. Also, in my case, if he wants something, he may as well go get it himself- it's the same debit card. Seems stupid- it's like my gift is actually me going to the store for him and bringing it home, not the thing itself. Whoopee

yea, but i would assume that if you share the same checking account, that he would have to ask approval for any big purchases, and maybe some you wouldnt want to spend that on, since you are kind of sharing the purchase. but if its a gift, you can just buy it for him where otherwise maybe you wouldnt want half of your money going towards that. i guess it all depends on how you guys deal with all that money bullshit. i hear you on the surprise factor though, ive just never been one for surprises. just get me what i want damnit. ;)

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 09:01 PM
Marta, did you know that your husband once constructed a mix based on the premise of retelling my life story through song?

Truth.

algunz
06-04-2008, 09:23 PM
That would make a great gift.




Oh . . . don't you think this might be the wrong place to look for an answer? Yablo is watching.

HAIRYGOOMBA
06-04-2008, 09:49 PM
Flying lessons.

mountmccabe
06-04-2008, 10:20 PM
Surprise concert tickets to something that he listens to would be awesome - but I bet he pays too much attention to the Missoula music scene to let that happen...

This is a good idea. Yay Steve Earle.

mountmccabe
06-04-2008, 10:21 PM
Oh . . . don't you think this might be the wrong place to look for an answer? Yablo is watching.

Is he really observant enough to notice this thread?

gaypalmsprings
06-05-2008, 04:14 AM
http://www.pethampers.com/onlinestore/catalog/images/glamour_puss.jpg

http://www.thetonefiles.com/Effects/Way_Huge/Super-Puss_Analog_Tape_Simulator-0.jpg

Young blood
06-05-2008, 07:09 AM
a pretty summer dress.

fatbastard
06-05-2008, 07:15 AM
Who's Yablo?

Young blood
06-05-2008, 07:17 AM
Mis martas stableboy.

fatbastard
06-05-2008, 07:25 AM
A new leather gimp outfit?

thestripe
06-05-2008, 07:28 AM
http://www.belyeus.com/Rorieleftside5-28-05.jpg

http://www.milkingmachines.co.uk/portable/images/large%20goat.jpg

full on idle
06-05-2008, 07:45 AM
Who's Yablo?

go away from this board

CuervoPH
06-05-2008, 07:51 AM
Have The Coup and/or The National play him a surprise birthday show somewhere in Missoula...possibly at the mall where the infamous Fall Out Boy t-shirt video was recorded.

TomAz
06-05-2008, 07:54 AM
This is a good idea. Yay Steve Earle.


I enthusiastically agree with this.

vinylmartyr
06-05-2008, 10:25 AM
unclamp the vas

fatbastard
06-05-2008, 11:01 AM
go away from this board

I would but helping to show your winning personality is much more interesting.

Please...continue with your cock blowing.

RotationSlimWang
06-05-2008, 11:02 AM
Hahaha, BASTARD FACE!

TomAz
06-05-2008, 11:27 AM
http://www.belyeus.com/Rorieleftside5-28-05.jpg

http://www.milkingmachines.co.uk/portable/images/large%20goat.jpg

hey. what happened to bug?

full on idle
06-05-2008, 11:36 AM
I would but helping to show your winning personality is much more interesting.

Please...continue with your cock blowing.

This doesn't even make sense. You're annoying.


Hahaha, BASTARD FACE!

really?

RotationSlimWang
06-05-2008, 11:38 AM
I'm just saying he/she doesn't get many. Throw a face to him/her/it, so that it can feel good about it itself. Plus "continue with your cock blowing" makes me giggle for some reason. And it's a good suggestion to boot.

full on idle
06-05-2008, 11:49 AM
I find it hypocritical of the Fat Bastard to come in and try to negative down Mismarta's Yablo's birthday present thread with sarcasm and thinly-veiled envy and then call me out for having a "winning personality."

full on idle
06-05-2008, 11:49 AM
(he really means a NOT winning personality Li'l Wang)

RotationSlimWang
06-05-2008, 11:49 AM
I think you're reading an awful lot into a leather gimp outfit, Foi. I've found that it's best not to analyze them too much--just powder up, climb in, and bend over.

RotationSlimWang
06-05-2008, 11:50 AM
You're so defensive of Yabs, Foi. It's adorable. I'm gonna get you BOTH matching leather gimp outfits and let you take turns walking each other around on a leash.

full on idle
06-05-2008, 11:54 AM
That gift is unwelcome.

Hannahrain
06-05-2008, 11:55 AM
Return it for credit.

RotationSlimWang
06-05-2008, 12:03 PM
The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood has ALL KINDS of dildoes, Foi. I'm sure you can find something you like.

HowToDisappear
06-05-2008, 12:18 PM
He'd be the envy of Lake Pend Oreille with one of these:

http://www.slmannion.com/images/Calypso_1.jpg

http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL673/3013968/6926898/320187663.jpg

tessalasset
06-05-2008, 12:23 PM
Whoa that's the boat we took around Lake Como.

algunz
06-05-2008, 12:31 PM
Omg, now that would be a birthday gift . . . a ride on that in the middle of Lake Como - sounds like heaven.

fatbastard
06-05-2008, 02:22 PM
I find it hypocritical of the Fat Bastard to come in and try to negative down Mismarta's Yablo's birthday present thread with sarcasm and thinly-veiled envy and then call me out for having a "winning personality."

FOI.

I can appreciate your attempt to maintain the respect level. It was not my intention to negative down the thread. I would have to be an idiot to be on the board and not know who Yablo is. Just trying to make a funny. Who in heck really knows what he wants, which explains the reason for starting the thread.

My comment towards you was quite appropriate. Your either a very compassionate person or secretly in love with Yablo.

gaypalmsprings
06-05-2008, 02:32 PM
http://www.cutiegadget.com/pict/leglamp.jpg

psychic friend
06-05-2008, 02:50 PM
i like the goat idea, and gay's idea above made me lol.

full on idle
06-05-2008, 03:07 PM
FOI.

I can appreciate your attempt to maintain the respect level. It was not my intention to negative down the thread. I would have to be an idiot to be on the board and not know who Yablo is. Just trying to make a funny. Who in heck really knows what he wants, which explains the reason for starting the thread.

My comment towards you was quite appropriate. Your either a very compassionate person or secretly in love with Yablo.

My response to you, Fat Bastard, about going away from the board, was a joke after your own joke. Surely someone as well-versed in boardese can recognize joking when it is blatant. Especially coming from me.

Now stop hijacking this thread.

anti-square
06-05-2008, 06:18 PM
The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood has ALL KINDS of dildoes, Foi. I'm sure you can find something you like.

Wait. FOI is either a chick or a gay man? How did I not realize this?

mountmccabe
06-05-2008, 07:08 PM
Wait. FOI is either a chick or a gay man? How did I not realize this?

See, this is another example of joking.

But this isn't about joking.

This is about trying to pick a surprise gift for somebody with them in the same store.

Young blood
06-05-2008, 07:49 PM
You should get him a new purple dildo.

I would post a pic. but I couldn't find the pic on the boards.

mismarta
06-05-2008, 07:51 PM
http://www.cutiegadget.com/pict/leglamp.jpg

The 6-inch version of this would be comical enough, otherwise he's have to take it to work.

gaypalmsprings
06-05-2008, 07:52 PM
You should get him a new purple dildo.

I would post a pic. but I couldn't find the pic on the boards.

Lame excuse. Just take a photo of the one under your pillow.

Young blood
06-05-2008, 07:54 PM
ummm we are not talking about mine. Im happy with mine.

We are talking about the one found in the alley.

Young blood
06-05-2008, 07:56 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG!

mismarta
06-05-2008, 07:56 PM
You should get him a new purple dildo.

I would post a pic. but I couldn't find the pic on the boards.

He could have that one from the alley secretly stashed away somewhere in his sock drawer for all I know. It just disappeared one day. I wouldn't want to risk giving him something he already has- why would anyone need two dildos, except maybe Randy?

mismarta
06-05-2008, 07:58 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG!

SHHH! This thread is a SECRET!!

Young blood
06-05-2008, 08:00 PM
True....Randy is a two dildo and a fist kinda guy.

Mr.Nipples
06-05-2008, 08:00 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/wseesfs.jpg
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/egawergwarg.jpg

Young blood
06-05-2008, 08:02 PM
PURPLE PARTY TIME!

gaypalmsprings
06-05-2008, 08:03 PM
ha...now I remember! Excellent gift idea!

Young blood
06-05-2008, 08:06 PM
You should take greg to get sourdough coffee can bread sammiches those looked really good.

mismarta
06-05-2008, 08:14 PM
You should take greg to get sourdough coffee can bread sammiches those looked really good.

Yep- they're awesome. Had some last week- Staggering Ox. The guts are good, too

RotationSlimWang
06-05-2008, 08:26 PM
That dildo might be the single saddest thing I've ever seen.


It's tragic, 'cause dildoes should bring JOY to the world, always.

mismarta
06-05-2008, 08:34 PM
That dildo might be the single saddest thing I've ever seen.

It's tragic, 'cause dildoes should bring JOY to the world, always.

Maybe it likes to be a bit trashy

thefunkylama
06-05-2008, 08:36 PM
GASP get him the new cafe tacvba album. or at least "reves/yo soy." That, and a tiny version of that leg lamp.

disgustipated
06-07-2008, 07:57 AM
http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hilary.jpg

http://collateraldamage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/toast-game.jpg

OR

The Daiquiri Whacker

http://www.gizmag.com/pictures/hero/3432_01.jpg