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KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 05:16 PM
So, at my school Palm Desert High, there is a senior who is starting something called "The Taste Movement."

Basically, taste is "all things that are good." Taste is measured on a scale of one to six by things that you have in your life that are "taste," taste itself being number six, and all things and people can be defined into that scale of six. The Tastess is the divine inspiration and goddess type figure of taste. People who follow taste are not republicans, democrats, liberals, conservatives, they are tasters, taste-mobbers, or tastecrats. There are various high preists of taste which Nick (the kid starting all this) has appointed.

Today at lunch he rallied a group of people as he stood on the stage outside and gave a taste speech. Various friends of his gave their testimonies (or rather, tasteimonies) while a huge group looked on and laughed. Nick (the King Taster) then did an alter call where he placed his hand on the heads of those wishing to become tasters and says "The Tastess does doth bless you."

Tasters generally want to expeirence "all things in life," and this includes lowering the drinking age and legalizing marijuana. They also live their life by the various ways of Old Greg (and to those of you who have seen those videos know what i'm talking about,) and Nick likes to refer to the phrase "I'm a scaly man-fish and like all things that are good."

This is a video of nick at a party in the early movement of taste, giving a speech on the origin of taste (as of now I'm not quite sure how to post videos in video form from facebook which is the only place where this video currently resides, so here's the link):

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1004900516665&subj=1129115832



I find this all hilarious and I wanted to see if anyone else did too.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 05:26 PM
Meh. No one cares.

canexplain
06-03-2008, 05:30 PM
when i read your post, i said hey ya never know but after watching the vid, he is just goofing, which is cool, but not a movement like your first post of your hs .... gal .... have him sign on here, and see if he can take the heat ... 2nd, ask him how taste and jim morrison have a connection ... x****

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 05:31 PM
Haha I know he's just goofing.
He does it in an extremley intelligent and eloquent manner though, which makes it all the funnier.

canexplain
06-03-2008, 05:32 PM
I find this all hilarious

i guess I should have read this part better ... funny or whatever, yea ... didnt get that from your original post ... x****

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 05:34 PM
=]

So go forth canexplain, and prosper in the world of taste.

gaypalmsprings
06-03-2008, 05:40 PM
What # taste is this?

http://www.panaphobia.com/images/pan001.jpg

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 05:46 PM
That was beautiful, GPS.

captncrzy
06-03-2008, 05:46 PM
that's sooooo junior high school

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 05:48 PM
that's sooooo junior high school

Tell that to the captain of the operation, Nick Zeigler who is graduating on Thursday.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 06:28 PM
Taste taste taste.

PotVsKtl
06-03-2008, 06:39 PM
Homo.

Young blood
06-03-2008, 06:40 PM
taste the homo.

Hannahrain
06-03-2008, 06:46 PM
Damn. I missed the whole thing because I was smoking behind the gym. Can you tell Nick I'll meet him in the library after Math to be anointed? Also OMG, did you hear about Sue and Mitch?

marooko
06-03-2008, 06:48 PM
your boyfriend tastes the rainbow.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 06:51 PM
Skittles!

PotVsKtl
06-03-2008, 06:52 PM
http://www.typophile.com/files/f755_3_5458.JPG.jpg

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 06:56 PM
Nick just posted this:

One of the basic tenents of taste is the existence of things. All known objects/persons can be classified and stratified according to their division along the "things" spectrum.

No object/person can contain more than 6 "things." So do so would violate the intrinsic Laws of Taste first postulated in 1337 by Alfred von Tasterson and later verified through replicated experimentation by University of Taste's very own Dr. Michael K. Taster in 1969.

With this in mind it is important for us as Tasters to always be mindful of the "things" count. To do any less would be to act in a manner of distate, which violates the edicts first established by the Reverend Karak Green in his manifesto "Whispers with the Tastess." With this in mind let us explore the degrees of things.

Recall that "things" are simply a scaled rating system to establish the degree and intensity of an object/person's Taste. Recall that under the Heisenberg Untasty Principle that to know an objects degree of Taste is to not know its intensity of Taste. Therefore the number of "things" is simply a rough estimate, a fairly accurate predication, of an object/person's Taste.

0 Things: Commonly known as "no things" or "no taste," the 0 things category is a perjorative and is rarely utilized. To have 0 things is to be completely lacking in Taste, unsalvagable and unforgiveable. Use with caution

1 Thing: 1 Thing sucks. Big time. "She's got 1 thing." Ouch. While not as scorching an insult as the "0 things" category, to have only 1 thing is a sad state of being.

2-4 Things: Average. Ranging from pretty damn shitty to fairly awsome, to have 2-4 things is not a bad state of being. Common vernacular would include "its got a few things," "its got some things," "its got a number of things," or simply "its got a number."

5 Things: With the introduction of 5 things the law of diminishing marginal taste comes into play. As one advances along the spectrum of things, it becomes increasingly difficult to ascertain the higher echelon of things. With this in mind one must be careful to lable something as a 5 thinger. To do so implies an inherent or acquired Tastfullness that is often a facade upon close inspection. Apply carefully.

6 things: Commonly known as "all things," or "all things that are good," as popularized by the Reverend Old Greg himself," a 6 thinger is very rare. It is unlikely to see more than 1 six thinger in a lifetime. To have all things is be blessed by the Tastess herself, the patron Diety of Taste. DO NOT loosely apply the label "all 6 things," it is a special and highly rare honor and privledge.

Examples:

0 Things: The haters of Taste. Those that critizise and lampoon Taste as a hopelessly quixotic philosophy, as a vapid and foolish example of collegiate inanity. Such piteous blasphemers are condemned forever to eternal seperation from the Tastess herself after the final battle between Taste and Evil, the prophesized FINAL TASTEOFF.

1 Thing: Hangovers. Poverty. That one fucking kid

2 Things: That one girl you're always thinking "eh, maybe" but always end up trying to hook up with when you're drunk. Cheerious and other non-sugary breakfest cereals. 8 hours of sleep.

3 Things: A nice parking spot. Finding $5 on the ground. Getting an "A."

4 Things: Haggen-Dasz Rocky Road Dazzler /w added Peanuts. Its fucking delicious. Seriously, go buy one right now. Drunken hook-up. Getting into college.

5 Things: That one girl. You know who I'm talking about. Too bad she thinks you're an asshole. Probably because your idea of "spitting game" is acting like a complete douchebag. Reaching the perfect level of drunkeness. Converting a non-believer into a Taster.

6 Things: Again, as specified by the Heisenberg Untasty Principle, to know the degree of Things an object has is to negate or disturb its Taste. With this in mind to mention a 6 Thinger is to negate its Taste. Remember, only those blessed by the Tastess Herself can become "All 6 Things," or "All Things that are good."

Young blood
06-03-2008, 06:57 PM
go fuck yourself.

Plz CC Nick the message.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 06:58 PM
Will do Young blood, will do.

NikkyZe
06-03-2008, 07:05 PM
You know, I always knew one day I'd be able to google search myself.

I am Nik (not Nick), and I am the kid who started TASTE. You can check my facebook out here (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=638514457) and the T.A.S.T.E. (The Association of Students That Everything) Party here (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14737353903).

Basically Taste started when a friend of mine and I started acting real fucking stupid one day. Next thing we knew, all our immediate friends (and A LOT) of strangers where using taste in unconvential ways (she's got taste, let's taste-mob, it's got some taste, etc). The video is me drunk, rambling about taste. There will also be a video up soon of me on the stange during lunch, doing the same spiel (sober, however).

Those of you hating are taking this way to seriously, it's just a bunch of high schoolers making a fad. That being said, it is, for the moment, semi-serious so if you have any questions about Taste, it's origins, and the Things scale, let me know.

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:07 PM
go to bed, you kuds have school in the morning. either that or just plain ol' fuck off.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:11 PM
Ah hah there you have it. The Taste King himself.

Nik you don't know me, but I found your lunch speech today very motivational.
-bows-

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:12 PM
Also, how on earth did you find this thread? I'm impressed.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:12 PM
go to bed, you kuds have school in the morning. either that or just plain ol' fuck off.

Be nice, marooko.

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:14 PM
re-read the post you quoted.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:15 PM
It's only 8:16. I refuse to go to bed.

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:17 PM
you know?, its very rare that i bitch about threads, but you need to relax and just let this die. or again, fuck off. another option for ya, i gotta shit, come taste that.

miscorrections
06-03-2008, 07:17 PM
You know that most of us probably were really happy to get out of high school and don't particularly want to revisit it, right?

miscorrections
06-03-2008, 07:18 PM
Plus, 'taste diety'?

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:18 PM
using much nicer words, she is also saying....FUCK OFF!!!

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:18 PM
If you don't like the thread I posted about a comical and creative happening at my school, then don't read it, quite as simple as that. Notice that I posted to see if anyone else found it funny, obviously you don't, so be on your way.

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:20 PM
well that told me. bite me!!

NikkyZe
06-03-2008, 07:22 PM
Ah hah there you have it. The Taste King himself.

Nik you don't know me, but I found your lunch speech today very motivational.
-bows-

Thank you! And I found this because I was googling "Nik Zeigler Taste" to see if my video(s) where elsewhere on the internet

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:23 PM
Thank you! And I found this because I was googling "Nik Zeigler Taste" to see if my video(s) where elsewhere on the internet

Very resourceful of you.
I wish you luck on your ventures in college, and shall spread the taste back here in the desert.

gaypalmsprings
06-03-2008, 07:24 PM
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/talkislam_2003_1392738627

miscorrections
06-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Too bad you couldn't put this monumental achievement on your college applications. I'm sure all the top-tier schools would have been MOST excited to offer admission to such a creative and intelligent young man such as yourself.

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:26 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/258/6th20gradeqi2.jpg

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:26 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8449/linda20stewart206th20grnk4.jpg

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:26 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/258/6th20gradeqi2.jpg

Fat kid on the right for the win.

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:26 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8630/teacherjv0.jpg

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:27 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1299/fiftham7.jpg

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:27 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4973/snipshotgroupvb3.jpg

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:28 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4973/snipshotgroupvb3.jpg

What on earth is that on the floor in front of the girl with orange shorts?

miscorrections
06-03-2008, 07:28 PM
A dead cat.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:30 PM
A dead cat.

It would appear so.

PotVsKtl
06-03-2008, 07:31 PM
This Nick kid gets more homo every second.

PotVsKtl
06-03-2008, 07:31 PM
Hey homo, pump my bike tire! Homo.

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:33 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1686/910bi2.jpg

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:33 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9374/9thgradeoj1.jpg

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:33 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7297/img2538oe7.jpg

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:33 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/149/pd4studentsmd6.jpg

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:34 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8572/97919908ep6.png

marooko
06-03-2008, 07:35 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3738/vb209gj3.jpg

PotVsKtl
06-03-2008, 07:36 PM
You show 'em who's boss Nick! Pump that iron!

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:37 PM
You show 'em who's boss Nick! Pump that iron!

Your shark icon is intimidating.

Hannahrain
06-03-2008, 07:38 PM
Stop passing notes, you two, or I'll make you share them with the rest of the class.

PotVsKtl
06-03-2008, 07:38 PM
One day we'll all be best friends!
http://2.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/b/2/collegehumor.2e33c81be9a04d9466ec8762a163b1f1.jpg

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:39 PM
Is that an image of a wrist being cut by what appears to be a roll of wrapping paper, or a chinese torture trap?

Hannahrain
06-03-2008, 07:40 PM
It's what his mom is going to do to him when he tells her he lost his retainer AGAIN.

menikmati
06-03-2008, 07:41 PM
4, 18, 21, 8

leo01g
06-03-2008, 07:41 PM
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
-Flavor Flav

miscorrections
06-03-2008, 07:42 PM
Pot, I hope you have enough wrapping paper for the rest of the class.

PotVsKtl
06-03-2008, 07:45 PM
http://www.axisofstevil.com/Images/slap-bracelets.gif

Jenniehoo
06-03-2008, 07:45 PM
What the hell is going on here?

miscorrections
06-03-2008, 07:46 PM
Gay.

Jenniehoo
06-03-2008, 07:46 PM
That's the longest crotch I've ever seen on a dead boy.

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:47 PM
So it was a slap bracelet, got it.

Young blood
06-03-2008, 07:49 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c325/Kocis69/pogsforeveryone.gif

Jenniehoo
06-03-2008, 07:50 PM
Even cartoon cavemen.

iv3rdawG
06-03-2008, 07:51 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c325/Kocis69/pogsforeveryone.gif

http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/db/data/1012553450_8331.gif

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m35/sambria910/alfpogs.jpg

gaypalmsprings
06-03-2008, 07:51 PM
Even cartoon cavemen.

http://www.iranian.com/Satire/Cartoon/2000/October/Images/caveman.jpg

menikmati
06-03-2008, 07:53 PM
im up for a game of pogs

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 07:54 PM
Wasn't there supposed to be a game of pogs at Coachella?

iv3rdawG
06-03-2008, 07:57 PM
ssVyEN_TjP4

Young blood
06-03-2008, 07:59 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o148/Mmanson702/PIMPJUICYMIKE.jpg

KatieLyn
06-03-2008, 08:03 PM
My brothers were into pogs.

TomAz
06-04-2008, 06:53 AM
I remember my first beer.

Mr.Nipples
06-04-2008, 08:14 AM
was it a billy beer?

TomAz
06-04-2008, 08:27 AM
no. I think it was a Lone Star though.

Cdubby
06-04-2008, 11:02 AM
im here for the facebook friendship

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 11:08 AM
I remember my first beer.

Don't mean your first bowl of mead?

chairmenmeow47
06-04-2008, 11:15 AM
so high school is about making movements and youtube videos?

what, are sex and drugs not good enough for you guys?

TomAz
06-04-2008, 11:40 AM
times change ivy

RotationSlimWang
06-04-2008, 11:42 AM
I started a movement in high school. It was called Oxycontin.

full on idle
06-04-2008, 11:57 AM
Don't mean your first bowl of mead?

hahaha

garrett222
06-04-2008, 01:42 PM
times change ivy

You must really understand this well...

algunz
06-04-2008, 01:45 PM
I started a movement in high school. It was called Oxycontin.

So, you are to blame.

rage patton
06-04-2008, 01:49 PM
I just read this thread... and I don't get it. Who is Nick?

algunz
06-04-2008, 01:50 PM
Nick is the creator of a new religion. Bow down and be anointed.

rage patton
06-04-2008, 01:52 PM
I just had some KD. I would rate it a 3. Does Nick approve of this rating? How do I know?

TomAz
06-04-2008, 01:53 PM
Nick is the creator of a new religion. Bow down and be anointed.

I thought that was Nik. I thought Nick was just one of his apostles.

KatieLyn
06-04-2008, 03:17 PM
Nik, Nick, whatever.

And rage, if you're really dying to know if that 3 is appropriate you can go contact him, he left his contact info on page two I think.

STALINZZZ
06-05-2008, 12:41 AM
the first page of this ***-fest was the gayest shit I have ever read. tell Nick to kill himself today. taste my asshole, you cunt.

rage patton
06-05-2008, 01:20 AM
Nik, Nick, whatever.

And rage, if you're really dying to know if that 3 is appropriate you can go contact him, he left his contact info on page two I think.

Algunz and Tom have made me afraid to contact him.

KatieLyn
06-05-2008, 02:41 PM
Algunz and Tom have made me afraid to contact him.

No worries, I feel the same.

Young blood
06-05-2008, 02:47 PM
the first page of this ***-fest was the gayest shit I have ever read. tell Nick to kill himself today. taste my asshole, you cunt.

L.O.L

RotationSlimWang
06-05-2008, 02:47 PM
Stalinzzz, yes!

algunz
06-05-2008, 09:21 PM
No worries, I feel the same.

You leave me with a sense of confusion.

greghead
06-08-2008, 12:02 AM
You know, I always knew one day I'd be able to google search myself.

I am Nik (not Nick), and I am the kid who started TASTE. You can check my facebook out here (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=638514457) and the T.A.S.T.E. (The Association of Students That Everything) Party here (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14737353903).

Basically Taste started when a friend of mine and I started acting real fucking stupid one day. Next thing we knew, all our immediate friends (and A LOT) of strangers where using taste in unconvential ways (she's got taste, let's taste-mob, it's got some taste, etc). The video is me drunk, rambling about taste. There will also be a video up soon of me on the stange during lunch, doing the same spiel (sober, however).

Those of you hating are taking this way to seriously, it's just a bunch of high schoolers making a fad. That being said, it is, for the moment, semi-serious so if you have any questions about Taste, it's origins, and the Things scale, let me know.

A fad? You want to start a fad? A movement I can understand, but a fad? So it's related to what's trendy and fashionable according you and your tastes? Fucking lame.

gratytrainridesagain
06-08-2008, 01:04 PM
Wait so why does KatieLyn make a fucking thread about everything she or anyone she is an acquaintance with has done. This Nik kid needs to learn how to spell his own damn name and eat a bowl of diks.

KatieLyn
06-08-2008, 02:33 PM
Wait so why does KatieLyn make a fucking thread about everything she or anyone she is an acquaintance with has done. This Nik kid needs to learn how to spell his own damn name and eat a bowl of diks.

Because KatieLyn gets bored and takes advantage of a message board where she can post things.

marooko
06-08-2008, 07:49 PM
post this!!

gaypalmsprings
06-08-2008, 08:13 PM
http://www.almost-a-proverb.com/images/Badtaste2.gif