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WastedTime
05-30-2008, 02:45 PM
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amyzzz
05-30-2008, 02:46 PM
"hello, my name is garrrrettttt222222"

Young blood
05-30-2008, 02:48 PM
nah way dude techno was overrated in 78.

thinnerair
05-30-2008, 02:54 PM
nobody listens to techno.

PassiveTheory
05-30-2008, 02:55 PM
What about Moby?

Young blood
05-30-2008, 02:57 PM
Shoot a paper clip into his jugular.

thinnerair
05-30-2008, 02:58 PM
I have to deal with him in person, please do not ruin the entronet for meez, it is my only escape right now.

you don't really speak like that, do you?

SFChrissy
05-30-2008, 03:01 PM
I met a guy name scooter once...in place of his eyebrows were the tattooed words of "Thug Life"...cute little cracker from colorado

Young blood
05-30-2008, 03:01 PM
Spit on him. Nothing says I love you more than spit.

thinnerair
05-30-2008, 03:01 PM
call him random inapplicable racial slurs under your breath. if he calls you on it, tell him that he s being ridiculous.

Mr.Nipples
05-30-2008, 03:04 PM
pay some loose secretary to get a candiru down his pants...

BROKENDOLL
05-31-2008, 03:02 PM
very creative... +5 points

so far score is...

Brokendoll - 5
Nipples - 5

Everyone else 0 Now wait just a minute here! At 3am today, as you were wasting tequilla spilling it everywhere, I had +10 points! WTF???

BROKENDOLL
05-31-2008, 03:03 PM
Well, fuck me! You posted those scores before 3 am. Would somebody please pass me the Retard Beannie, please?

msklvr
06-02-2008, 10:48 AM
I wish I could get on this board at work. We are limited to two websites. Shoes for Crews and The Weather Channel. Fucking exciting.

Heresy
06-02-2008, 11:04 AM
Yeah I get on here at work when it's slow. Or if I'm extremely bored to the max.

BROKENDOLL
06-02-2008, 11:10 AM
Getting on this board used to make me late for work. Now I have the summer off and find sometimes it's the board that bores me.

Hopeless Semantic
06-02-2008, 11:11 AM
This is the only thing that keeps me alive when the music dies @ work lol.

slurpee
06-02-2008, 12:27 PM
Work.

Why would I go on the message board when I'm not getting paid?

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 12:46 PM
Only our boss can get on the internet. We used to be able to access the net until someone got caught looking at porn and that was all she wrote.

TomAz
06-02-2008, 01:04 PM
all your boss wrote was porn?

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 01:08 PM
that's all she wrote=that was the end of that.

TomAz
06-02-2008, 01:09 PM
end of what? I don't get it.

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 01:16 PM
end of being able to get on the net from work.

TomAz
06-02-2008, 01:17 PM
you can't get on the net at work?

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 01:23 PM
ha ha Tom. you're baiting me. thought you were but now I'm sure.

TomAz
06-02-2008, 01:24 PM
baiting?

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 01:26 PM
oh dear god!!

SFChrissy
06-02-2008, 01:29 PM
Only our boss can get on the internet. We used to be able to access the net until someone got caught looking at porn and that was all she wrote.
what kinda phucktwat looks at porn at work???

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 01:46 PM
many I'm sure.

amyzzz
06-02-2008, 01:54 PM
I don't look at porn, but damn if those naked pics come up anyways on google search.

full on idle
06-02-2008, 02:00 PM
I think there's a way to change your search settings on Google to avoid explicit results. I don't know how to specifically though, I enjoy the explicit things.

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 02:32 PM
ok ok!!! I'll come clean. it was me but I swear I was just googling"large knockers". I was looking for large door knockers....I promise!

TomAz
06-02-2008, 02:43 PM
Y4Kbyte51MY

Pixiessp
06-02-2008, 02:44 PM
Y4Kbyte51MY

exactly Tom. you read my mind. ha ha!!!!

samiksha
06-02-2008, 02:48 PM
well, the default setting is to block explicit images, so if you're getting them in your search, your preferences have been changed at some point. anyway, on the homepage, if you click "preferences" there's a section about search filtering.

Courtney
06-02-2008, 02:50 PM
well, the default setting is to block explicit images, so if you're getting them in your search, your preferences have been changed at some point.

That was my thought too.

slurpee
06-02-2008, 02:56 PM
Here are some stats on pr0n. I can't find an actual source for this, but I heard that the #1 time for porn traffic is 9 am on Monday morning.

70% of all Internet porn traffic occurs during the 9-to-5 workday (SexTracker).

In a study commissioned by the FBI, 78% of surveyed companies reported that employees had abused Internet privileges, such as downloading pornography or pirated software (Source: Computerworld).

The No. 1 search term used at search engine sites is the word "sex," according to Alexa Research. Users searched for "sex" more than other terms such as "games," "travel," "music," "jokes," "cars," "weather," "health" and "jobs" combined. The study also found that "pornography/porno" was the fourth-most searched for subject.

BlackSwan
06-02-2008, 02:58 PM
good job everyone, kudos.

Young blood
06-02-2008, 02:59 PM
The No. 1 search term used at search engine sites is the word "sex," according to Alexa Research. Users searched for "sex" more than other terms such as "games," "travel," "music," "jokes," "cars," "weather," "health" and "jobs" combined. The study also found that "pornography/porno" was the fourth-most searched for subject.

This is flawed. Where is this stat from?

garrett222
06-02-2008, 03:00 PM
I don't look at porn, but damn if those naked pics come up anyways on google search.

shut up.