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TomAz
05-29-2008, 12:40 PM
this is the thread to ask garrrettt important questions. everyone is welcome.


garrettt:

what's your favorite brand of toilet paper? are you a wadder or a folder?

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 12:41 PM
garrett, where do babies come from?

Wheres the beef?
05-29-2008, 12:41 PM
Garrrettt222,

How do you divide by zero?

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 12:43 PM
this is the thread to ask garrrettt important questions. everyone is welcome.


garrettt:

what's your favorite brand of toilet paper? are you a wadder or a folder?

you better say folder...

Also, garrrettt, were you born in Hawai'i?

TomAz
05-29-2008, 12:44 PM
garrrettt were you dropped on your head as a child?

Blinken
05-29-2008, 12:46 PM
Garrrettt have you ever killed a man?

TomAz
05-29-2008, 12:47 PM
just to watch him die?

rage patton
05-29-2008, 12:49 PM
Well, I shot a man in Reno.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 12:51 PM
this is the thread to ask garrrettt important questions. everyone is welcome.


garrettt:

what's your favorite brand of toilet paper? are you a wadder or a folder?

Cottonelle, folder.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 12:52 PM
you better say folder...

Also, garrrettt, were you born in Hawai'i?

Nope. From Florida and Washington. My job moves me around every year or two. I've been in Hawaii for 4 months.

TomAz
05-29-2008, 12:53 PM
you have a job? what do you do?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 12:54 PM
just to watch him die?

I have. Grand theft auto III. I have many time sat perched with my sniper rifle seeing how many I could take with me before the cops took me down.

thestripe
05-29-2008, 12:54 PM
Do you have any geminated teeth?

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 12:55 PM
I have. Grand theft auto III. I have many time sat perched with my sniper rifle seeing how many I could take with me before the cops took me down.

when you played GTA III, what station did you listen to?

personally, i loved slaughtering to the opera station, but that's just me.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 12:56 PM
garrrettt were you dropped on your head as a child?

You really like me huh? Not that I remember.

I am a cost accountant for a large construction company. So I move from project to project handling the financial reporting.

Mr.Nipples
05-29-2008, 12:57 PM
hey garrett,

why is the majority of female gymnasts flat in the chest?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 12:57 PM
Do you have any geminated teeth?

All healthy and white, and very straight. Had braces in high school, and one one cavity in my 28 years.

dontfeedthebird
05-29-2008, 01:00 PM
garrett222, does my best friend know i got handsy with his boyfriend?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:01 PM
when you played GTA III, what station did you listen to?

personally, i loved slaughtering to the opera station, but that's just me.

Flashback FM, or the Talk Channel

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:02 PM
hey garrett,

why is the majority of female gymnasts flat in the chest?

Because when they were young they worked out so intensely that it stunted their growth in that area. Maybe.

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 01:06 PM
since its only been 4 months, have you been called haole yet?

paganman7
05-29-2008, 01:10 PM
Did you kill Tom's puppy?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:11 PM
Did you kill Tom's puppy?

No, I posted a pointless thread about breakfast. And probably a few others in the past. V is for Vendetta!!!

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 01:13 PM
do you think it would be awesome if this board had a "paid member" option or something so you wouldn't have to delete PMs?

(i just wanted to post this somewhere =P)

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 01:14 PM
since its only been 4 months, have you been called haole yet?

HEY!

BROKENDOLL
05-29-2008, 01:19 PM
HEY! OLE'!!!

TomAz
05-29-2008, 01:21 PM
No, I posted a pointless thread about breakfast. And probably a few others in the past. V is for Vendetta!!!

oh come on, this has turned out to be fun. admit it

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:22 PM
HEY!

Nope not yet. Suprising since I don't have much of a tan. I haven't been frequenting the 'local' beaches so much. The fedex driver came by work once and when he was describing who signed for something he referenced that term to someone which is kinda racist for a fedex employee.

Hawaii facts:

Milk is 6.89 / gallon

Gas is 3.97

Everything on the Chili's menu is 35% higher in cost

Every gas station has these things called musubi's(sp?) that is a big block of rice with a spam patty on top wrapped in seaweed.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:24 PM
oh come on, this has turned out to be fun. admit it

Admitted.


Your questions could have been tougher.

kreutz2112
05-29-2008, 01:24 PM
garrrrretttttttttttt,

why have you postponed suicide for so long?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:25 PM
do you think it would be awesome if this board had a "paid member" option or something so you wouldn't have to delete PMs?

(i just wanted to post this somewhere =P)

yes, i would donate a little here and there for unlimited message storage.

TomAz
05-29-2008, 01:28 PM
garrettt were you drunk the day your ma got out of prison?

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 01:28 PM
If you had the choice between doing every sexual act with BROKENDOLL and KILLING YOURSELF... which one would you pick?

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:40 PM
Plz rank in order of ur favs!

Hello Kitty
Badtz-Maru
Cinnamoroll
Chococat
Deery Lou

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 01:44 PM
Plz rank in order of ur favs!

Hello Kitty
Badtz-Maru
Cinnamoroll
Chococat
Deery Lou

chococat owns this list. always and forever.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:46 PM
chococat owns this list. always and forever.

No frame of reference, please post pics.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:47 PM
Plz rank in order of ur favs!

Hello Kitty
Badtz-Maru
Cinnamoroll
Chococat
Deery Lou

why not post 5 pics of Ivy and make me put them in order of cuteness.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 01:48 PM
garrettt were you drunk the day your ma got out of prison?

Why was my Ma in prison?

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:48 PM
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/regninha/hello_kitty_004.gif
lol silly <3!

BROKENDOLL
05-29-2008, 01:49 PM
If you had the choice between doing every sexual act with BROKENDOLL and KILLING YOURSELF... which one would you pick? Why don't you ask yourself that question.

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:49 PM
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm111/hanhan900/CHOCOCAT.gif

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:49 PM
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll134/samantha_talania/cute%20girls/anime/cinnamoroll.gif

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:50 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/Green_Day_Guitar_GIRL/a_animated_badtz_maru.gif

BROKENDOLL
05-29-2008, 01:51 PM
Better yet, since it's your interview, I'll direct that question to you.

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 01:51 PM
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm123/regninha/hello_kitty_004.gif
lol silly <3!

you freaking RULE!

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:51 PM
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x16/soyuki-jrock/xD/Chibi/dl.gif

Maybe my fave mushrooms and rainbows lol

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 01:51 PM
Why don't you ask yourself that question.

because this isn't the "The BlackSwan interview thread" stupid.

anti-square
05-29-2008, 01:53 PM
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x16/soyuki-jrock/xD/Chibi/dl.gif

Maybe my fave mushrooms and rainbows lol

the deery lou deer ate the other two shrooms

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:54 PM
deery lou. not deer.

BROKENDOLL
05-29-2008, 01:54 PM
because this isn't the "The BlackSwan interview thread" stupid. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/FuckYou.jpg

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 01:54 PM
deery lou is cute. i have a deerly lou air freshner in my car. but chococat doesn't need rainbows and all that to be cute. he's cute on his own :)

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:55 PM
Cinnamoroll is fucking stupid.....what the hell is it?

Blinken
05-29-2008, 01:56 PM
Am I the only one who is very confused and a little creeped out that Young Blood knows this much about Hello Kitty?

Edit: Chococat is badass though.

Young blood
05-29-2008, 01:57 PM
pssssh tev. dont hate the hello kitty ka-nowledge

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 01:57 PM
Cinnamoroll is fucking stupid.....what the hell is it?

i thought he used to be called something else too. i remember someone at the sanrio store telling me that nikelodean had been in litigation with sanrio over the character to change some things, apparently it was too much like one of their characters. that was like 2002-2003 though.

anti-square
05-29-2008, 01:58 PM
He's loves all things japanese?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 02:00 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/Green_Day_Guitar_GIRL/a_animated_badtz_maru.gif

I approve of this one.

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 02:01 PM
I approve of this one.

as a guy, that's the only answer you could have given that would be acceptable, lol. way to go :thu

Young blood
05-29-2008, 02:06 PM
I must be gay.

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 02:07 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/Green_Day_Guitar_GIRL/a_animated_badtz_maru.gif

yea, this rules all.

theburiedlife
05-29-2008, 02:09 PM
Garrrettt is the cost of living as expensive as rumored in Honolulu?

Young blood
05-29-2008, 02:12 PM
Who is classier '08 Chester cheetah? (not to be confused with that coked up 90's version)
Or Spuds McKenzie?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 02:35 PM
Garrrettt is the cost of living as expensive as rumored in Honolulu?

Yes. I estimate it as 65% higher than a small town in california. especially in terms of housing.

I have seen a giant flying cockroach...which sucks. Luckily not in my place.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 02:37 PM
Garrrettt222, have you ever crossed the heterosexual line: drag, male prostitution(only because well the only women that REALLY need to pick up a guy with money are usually the most disgusting women out there, so i include them as men.), or have been around with a man(again to any level brograb*** up.)

Brograb ---> harsh, intense, sexual hug with another man, commonly found on football fields and locker rooms.

No, didn't play football. Haven't dressed as a woman, and haven't sold my body. no brograbs.

Never joined a frat, but i did make jello shots one time..that's kinda fruity.

Blinken
05-29-2008, 02:42 PM
No, didn't play football. Haven't dressed as a woman, and haven't sold my body. no brograbs.

Never joined a frat, but i did make jello shots one time..that's kinda fruity.

I have never actually put the jello shots in shot glasses, it always eaten out of big bowl.

Young blood
05-29-2008, 02:49 PM
No, didn't play football. Haven't dressed as a woman, and haven't sold my body. no brograbs.

Never joined a frat, but i did make jello shots one time..that's kinda fruity.

I thought you had to fuck another dude to get into a frat.

garrett222
05-29-2008, 02:55 PM
Yeah when everyone was joining frats i was taking absout shots in my dorm room listening to Jimmy Eat World, figuring out which girl i'd ask to be my study partner (i.e. next girlfriend)

garrett222
05-29-2008, 02:55 PM
of course that only worked once.

TomAz
05-29-2008, 02:59 PM
garrrettt, moving from site to site every few months sounds tough. What do you do for sex? Do the video/bookstores suffice, or does your company give you money for a hooker every so often?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 03:00 PM
i said every 1-2 YEARS. in the six years i've been out of college, i've moved 9 times

Young blood
05-29-2008, 03:00 PM
bugs mom doesnt count.

TomAz
05-29-2008, 03:02 PM
that's 1.5 moves per year which equates to an average duration at any one place of 8 months.

question stands.

gaypalmsprings
05-29-2008, 03:03 PM
cut or uncut?

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 03:04 PM
bugs mom doesnt count.

:rotfl

garrett222
05-29-2008, 03:06 PM
well when i first started out the projects were smaller in size, equating to smaller duration. my last couple project have been 1.5-2 years.

I have never and will never be with a prostitute unless a girlfriend wants to roleplay, but that still wouldn't really count. I'm a friendly enough guy, and I've dated different girls over the years. It could be said it is advantageous to move around because if you lived in the same town forever you might build too much of a reputation.

Of course the only reputation i could build is of a nice, easy going guy with great taste in music and movies.

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 03:10 PM
since when do guys have to worry about their reputation?

i think it would be better more because you're "fresh meat".

amyzzz
05-29-2008, 03:12 PM
I had no idea there were other hello kitty characters.

chairmenmeow47
05-29-2008, 03:15 PM
I had no idea there were other hello kitty characters.

there is a sanrio store at i believe az mills and fashion square. you and your little girl should check it out sometime.

my uncle was stationed in okinawa when i was a kid, so they'd send me all the sanrio stationary. i've been hooked ever since, i stock up on stationary every few months :)

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 03:27 PM
Yes. I estimate it as 65% higher than a small town in california. especially in terms of housing.

I have seen a giant flying cockroach...which sucks. Luckily not in my place.

when i lived in Hilo those things used to to get into my apartment every once in a while, taking a piss at night would sometime be VERY eventful...

...just hope leave before there is a termite swarm... that shit is whack.

CalmerThanYou
05-29-2008, 03:28 PM
Have you ever sprayed maced a chick?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 03:31 PM
when i lived in Hilo those things used to to get into my apartment every once in a while, taking a piss at night would sometime be VERY eventful...

...just hope leave before there is a termite swarm... that shit is whack.

How often is a termite swarm, and is it on all the islands? Aren't they invisible bugs that eat the wood? What happens in such a swarm?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 03:32 PM
Have you ever sprayed maced a chick?

Wha huh? Have i ever sprayed mace at a girl? No. Never owned mace.

jigsaw
05-29-2008, 03:33 PM
How's the pocololo?

garrett222
05-29-2008, 03:34 PM
How's the pocololo?

yeah, that word doesn't exist.

jigsaw
05-29-2008, 03:45 PM
Okay. How is the Hawaiian Punch in Hawaii? How about the Hawaiian Style pizza, you know, with the pineapples?

menikmati
05-29-2008, 03:46 PM
pineapples on pizza is disgusting

CalmerThanYou
05-29-2008, 03:49 PM
Wha huh? Have i ever sprayed mace at a girl? No. Never owned mace.

Sorry, sprayed mace at a girl. try it. just for kicks...

BlackSwan
05-29-2008, 03:52 PM
How often is a termite swarm, and is it on all the islands? Aren't they invisible bugs that eat the wood? What happens in such a swarm?

i don't know how often, but it sucked. they aren't invisable, they look like this...

http://www.termite-i.com/images/termite-picture-1.jpg

If your door is wood they will attack that first and then eat your way in, I had duct tape all the edges of my door to keep them out and the swarm lasted around a week. It was like battling aliens. In the morning I'd go outside and all they would be left were thousands of wings.

jigsaw
05-29-2008, 04:19 PM
yeah, that word doesn't exist.

how about pakalolo?