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whynotsmile99
05-22-2008, 08:05 AM
good job Mexico


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24764828/?GT1=43001

TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass.

The Televisa network on Wednesday showed Blacky gobbling food from a bucket after spending three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances.

Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of the southern state of Chiapas.


Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle. Authorities say he also must pay $480 to each man for missed work days.

The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.

"All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said.

Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged beast.

Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March.

In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined $18.

marooko
05-22-2008, 08:09 AM
hahahahah. i almost posted this yesterday.

humanoid
05-22-2008, 08:41 AM
and who thought Mexico was lawless? first rate law enforcement right there!

canexplain
05-22-2008, 08:43 AM
some gal in boulder got a 1k or 2k fine from dieing her dog pink .... x****

Hopeless Semantic
05-22-2008, 08:46 AM
So, who has tickets to the donkey show?

marooko
05-22-2008, 08:51 AM
some gal in boulder got a 1k or 2k fine from dieing her dog pink .... x****

so are you saying that jackass should have been jailed?

canexplain
05-22-2008, 09:08 AM
so are you saying that jackass should have been jailed?

i say the jackass that jailed the jackass should have been jailed for stupidy .... x****

DONKEY Nickname for members of the ass family (Equus asinus)

JACK, JACKASS, Jack Ass The male of the ass family

JENNET or JENNY Female of the ass family

BURRO Small members of the ass family from Mexican and Spanish stock, native to the Southwest, but not widespread

MAMMOTH JACK/JENNET Large members (measuring 14 hands or more) of the ass family used for draft mule production

MULE A cross between a male ass (jack) and a female horse (mare)

HINNY A cross between a male horse (stallion) and a female donkey

shaggyduck
05-22-2008, 09:22 AM
"Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged beast."

LOL. What universe is this...

marooko
05-22-2008, 09:29 AM
"Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged beast."

LOL. What universe is this...

mexico.