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marooko
05-22-2008, 06:58 AM
I hate that I can't turn on the radio, can't turn on the TV, can't visit any fucking news site without hearing or seeing something about this fucking crap. FUCK YOU AMERICAN IDOL!!!! AND ALL YOU DAMN VOTERS THAT PUT THIS GARBAGE IN MY FUCKING FACE!!!

Stainofmind
05-22-2008, 07:00 AM
I agree with you dude. I've hated american idol since the start. I call it LAMERICAN IDOL.

marooko
05-22-2008, 07:02 AM
why you gotta make fun of Puerto Ricans?

humanoid
05-22-2008, 08:31 AM
Who is winning the Democratic Presidential Nomination now? Is it Barack or David Archuleta? I'm confused

canexplain
05-22-2008, 08:42 AM
Love it or hate it, it is the greatest new marketing idea since the internet Ö can you imagine 50 million people knowing who you are before you even put out a cd Ö. Great idea Öand I happen to like cook and cooking for that matter, hummm bacon Ö x****

CalmerThanYou
05-22-2008, 10:03 AM
I call it LAMERICAN IDOL.

http://buffalogeek.wnymedia.net/blogs/wp-content/blogs.dir/4/files/shipmentofFail.jpg

marooko
05-22-2008, 10:06 AM
that's funny.

betao
05-22-2008, 10:36 AM
that fail pic would be about 30X cooler if it was a .gif

paulb
05-22-2008, 10:56 AM
lame.

Trick Loves The Kids
05-22-2008, 12:47 PM
people need to listen to some fucking music and stop watching that shit

TomAz
05-22-2008, 12:50 PM
Think of your favorite Coachella artist. Now picture that artist as an unknown on American Idol. Then, picture Simon's reaction to said artist.

this is why American Idol is such crap.

and the fact that the winner is "news" makes me want to punch Rupert Murdoch.

marooko
05-22-2008, 12:51 PM
and the fact that the winner is "news"

this is the part that kills me.

amyzzz
05-22-2008, 12:53 PM
I hate that almost every day for the past couple weeks the "headline" on yahoo.com was about American Idol--who made a mistake, what Simon said, what Paula did, whatever. Retarded.

kreutz2112
05-22-2008, 12:56 PM
Favorite coachella artist of 08: Prince.

man if he was on american idol I would......wait.......

TomAz
05-22-2008, 12:56 PM
Welcome to the machine.

kreutz2112
05-22-2008, 12:56 PM
I wanna see a Man Man american idol set. hahaha

TomAz
05-22-2008, 01:00 PM
or Animal Collective.

Cancersticks1
05-22-2008, 01:08 PM
however, I love how so many of the winners lose their recording contracts/can't sell albums for shit. I also think it's hilarious that several of the losers have better careers than the winners.

kreutz2112
05-22-2008, 01:10 PM
I can think of three contestants on american idol who have had big success.

thestripe
05-22-2008, 01:11 PM
or Animal Collective.

That would make for the best T.V. ever.

Cancersticks1
05-22-2008, 01:13 PM
I can think of three contestants on american idol who have had big success.

out of what? 7 seasons? and i'll bet at least two of the people you're thinking of didn't even win.

kreutz2112
05-22-2008, 01:18 PM
I know daughtery didn't win, I am not sure about carrie underwood, but i'd bone her and I do know kelly clarkson won, i'd probably bone her too.

CalmerThanYou
05-22-2008, 01:18 PM
http://www.infobih.com/slike/200707151856260.Sanjaya-Malakar-American-Idol-Live-Tour.jpg

TomAz
05-22-2008, 01:19 PM
http://www.hindu.com/2007/03/17/images/2007031706730201.jpg

CalmerThanYou
05-22-2008, 01:19 PM
Dont do drugz kidz

http://www.poolparty.com/poolparty/images/2007/05/30/paula_abdul_funny.jpg

whynotsmile99
05-22-2008, 01:29 PM
I wouldn't post this video, but the two guys with the "WTF" looks on their faces is too good.


u-vH7sfQtOw&eurl=http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showthread.php?t=531903&page=8&pp=25


if it doesn't work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-vH7sfQtOw&eurl=http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showthread.php?t=531903&page=8&pp=25

SFChrissy
05-22-2008, 02:00 PM
This show bugs me to death and I don't even watch tv. I read news on my phone and there's always an american idol update...I think the fans bug me even more and the ones who want to go to that tired end of season concert...

Stainofmind
05-22-2008, 07:30 PM
http://buffalogeek.wnymedia.net/blogs/wp-content/blogs.dir/4/files/shipmentofFail.jpg

thank you.

now take it back and shove it up your ass.

Stainofmind
05-22-2008, 07:32 PM
why you gotta make fun of Puerto Ricans?

Me make fun of puerto ricans. No way. I dont make fun of my fellow Boricuas.

TomAz
05-22-2008, 07:39 PM
What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy

Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.

How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.

Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.

fober
05-22-2008, 07:46 PM
You people must pick the worst avenues of news communication. The WWTDD article was the first I even heard of an American Idol winner.

whynotsmile99
05-22-2008, 07:56 PM
live in a dungeon fober?

it's a pretty damn hard to not even HEAR of American Idol before

fober
05-22-2008, 08:38 PM
live in a dungeon fober?

it's a pretty damn hard to not even HEAR of American Idol before

I was talking about this specific season(?).

marooko
05-22-2008, 09:27 PM
Me make fun of puerto ricans. No way. I dont make fun of my fellow Boricuas.

you see why i said that though, right.? forgicve my booxzyness. no scorrections being made here.


What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy

Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.

How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.

Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.


forst two are funny. last two. not so funny.

canexplain
07-22-2011, 10:17 AM
For all the haters. Ask these people what they think of AI..... cr****

It's been years since she's been on the show, but the fan base Carrie Underwood started to build on "American Idol" is still paying off.
Underwood landed the No. 1 spot on the Forbes list of "The Top-Earning American Idols" by raking in $20 million this past year. The singer won season 4 of the top-rated Fox singing competition and has since segued into a career as a platinum-selling country artist.
The No 2. and 3 spot features a tie between two contestants who didn't even win "Idol" Ė rocker Chris Daughtry and glamboy Adam Lambert. The pair both pulled in $6 million.
Others rounding out the list include season 3 winner Fantasia Barrino with $4 million; one of the show's youngest winners, Jordin Sparks, with $3 million; and Kelly Clarkson with $2.5 million.
According to Forbes, the earnings were calculated by taking "estimated pretax income earned from May 2010 to May 2011, before subtracting agent and manager fees."

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-22-2011, 10:20 AM
I don't think any "hater" of AI would argue against the power it has at appealing to the absolute lowest common denominator in mainstream media.

canexplain
07-22-2011, 10:53 AM
Disagree, you have rock, country, Broadway, MOTR, Hollywood (Oscar winner, etc.), TV, clothing, fragrance, record sales (Daughtry, though their self-titled debut album, which sold more than one million copies after just five weeks of releaseóbecoming the fastest selling debut rock album in history), across the board me thinks. I guess you would have to hate all arts to say that. Cr****

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-22-2011, 11:07 AM
You obviously have no idea what i meant.

canexplain
07-22-2011, 11:15 AM
No I get it. I was the same way as u when I was your age. Fucking mainstream popular bands. Stones, doors, Beatles. Loosers, all of them. Cr

malcolmjamalawesome
07-22-2011, 11:18 AM
Disagree, you have rock, country, Broadway, MOTR, Hollywood (Oscar winner, etc.), TV, clothing, fragrance, record sales (Daughtry, though their self-titled debut album, which sold more than one million copies after just five weeks of releaseóbecoming the fastest selling debut rock album in history), across the board me thinks. I guess you would have to hate all arts to say that. Cr****

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5714/9000243.jpg

TallGuyCM
07-22-2011, 11:20 AM
LOL

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
07-22-2011, 11:20 AM
I'm talking about the consumption of media, not the production of it.

The point is, American Idol produces vapid, innocuous artists that appeal to consumers in a pretty, prepackaged, completely unprovocative manner, through a process in which they get to "interact" with them wherein they feel like the know them as real people.

rasooli
07-22-2011, 11:56 AM
FUCK AI

canexplain
07-22-2011, 12:05 PM
No you are right again. Appearing on the biggest mainstream TV talent show in the US, not being able to even sing the right lyrics to your own song, fuck you canít even be shown dancing below the waist because it is too provocative. Wearing matching cute little suits and having matching haircuts. What a prepackaged, plastic pos band(s). Selling out us kids just to make a buck or a bigger name. Oh wait, that was the Ed Sullivan show. Nevermind. Cr****

I'dDoItAllAgain
07-22-2011, 01:57 PM
Aside from Carrie, Idols aren't making that much money compared to other singers.

Seems female winners have been much more successful than the male ones. Too bad a girl will never win again, thanks to middle-aged women dominating the voting rounds.

ramblinon
07-22-2011, 02:02 PM
No you are right again. Appearing on the biggest mainstream TV talent show in the US, not being able to even sing the right lyrics to your own song, fuck you canít even be shown dancing below the waist because it is too provocative. Wearing matching cute little suits and having matching haircuts. What a prepackaged, plastic pos band(s). Selling out us kids just to make a buck or a bigger name. Oh wait, that was the Ed Sullivan show. Nevermind. Cr****


Looks like somebody's get butt-hurt!

malcolmjamalawesome
07-22-2011, 03:27 PM
No you are right again. Appearing on the biggest mainstream TV talent show in the US, not being able to even sing the right lyrics to your own song, fuck you canít even be shown dancing below the waist because it is too provocative. Wearing matching cute little suits and having matching haircuts. What a prepackaged, plastic pos band(s). Selling out us kids just to make a buck or a bigger name. Oh wait, that was the Ed Sullivan show. Nevermind. Cr****

God, NOBODY gives a shit.